View Full Version : Reverse Questioning III: It's not Thread Necromancy if Resurrection is Involved

2016-01-11, 04:51 AM
So yeah, we know the rules. This is basically Jeopardy, minus Alex Trebec, plus the mustache. Picking up where we left off.

For the love of God NOT THAT ONE!

Which wire should I cut again?

A herring, or a sardine if you're feeling lucky.

2016-01-11, 05:21 AM
What could I get from this Japanese vending machine with a quarter?

Come at me, bro!

2016-01-11, 06:02 PM
What message did Leia send Luke to convince him to return?


Prince Zahn
2016-01-26, 05:55 AM
Hey would you mind if me and generic prisoner #4 went out to lunch?

I might let you breathe tomorrow, if you play your cards right.

2016-01-27, 05:15 PM
Are you sure this is how pinochle is played?

Because I'm six away from a set of seven.

2016-01-29, 08:10 PM
Why do you have Sneezy, Europe, and a jar of guacamole (http://www.xkcd.com/1417/) on your desk?

We do what we must because we can.

2016-01-30, 12:16 AM
What is this "Aperture Science?"


2016-01-30, 01:46 AM
How many stabs does it take to the dark elf center of a Xihirli?

Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger...

Prince Zahn
2016-01-31, 12:32 AM

Do what's good for you, or you're not good for anybody.

2016-01-31, 02:56 AM
Is it okay to wipe out the rest of humanity if it's for the greater good and/or I really feel like it?

We'll settle it with a game of foosball.

2016-02-01, 06:45 PM


2016-02-01, 06:51 PM
So what were you going to do after blowing up your escape route? Seriously, hiring me was the best thing you could have done. I'll take 200 units of tortured agony now, please.

Well, it takes the phlebotinumal energy, "suspension of disbelief" if you will, and then transfers it via means of subatomic heroes, who, in the nick of time, deliver the Mcguffinal surge - oh. You were asking RHETORICALLY. Never mind.

Dire Moose
2016-02-07, 09:15 PM
Oh, so the King just somehow managed to stab HIMSELF to death, you say? And how were you planning to explain how that happened to the populace?

100 gallons of alchemist's fire.

2016-02-08, 02:05 AM
OK, barbecue's on Sunday, I'm bringing drinks, Rick's bringing burgers, and you're bringing...?

And his name is JOHN CENA!

2016-02-08, 08:10 PM
Wait, we already elected the new president?! :smallconfused:

That's the diabolical part . . . there are no onions!!!! *cackles maniacally*

2016-02-10, 08:01 PM
So, in your master plan you would promise everyone free onions?

I am all over you like blood on my knife.

2016-02-24, 05:42 PM
How are you watching my back, Mr. Stabhappy?

Roll for pun damage.

Prince Zahn
2016-02-25, 12:23 AM
Shango don't know what Knock wurst - Warhammer to Shango head or sausage in Shango stomach. EH? EH?!

I'm sorry, but I REALLY want to hurt you for asking that. . .

2016-02-25, 11:58 AM
How can I help you, sir?

I've fallen and I can't get up!

2016-02-25, 03:32 PM
Hawking, why are you on the floor again?

Maximum effort.

2016-02-25, 09:15 PM
Are you about to shoot that guy with a Rube Goldberg device and yanking on your own spleen? Why not just stab him?


2016-02-26, 06:17 PM
Hey, you look like a happening cat! Wanna join Team Post-a-Pic-for-Every-Answer?

Much as it fills me with a deep sense of foreboding and self-loathing, why not?

Prince Zahn
2016-03-14, 02:27 PM
Hey backwater! I'm going to get some ice cream, want some too?

Why do you even bother asking me? You're just going to do it anyway...

2016-03-14, 04:00 PM
Do you think I should organise myself enough to save up for a trip to the Trogland meetup this summer?


You shouldn't play with your food!

2016-03-15, 10:49 PM
Why are you upset that I beat a cow in poker?


I am afraid to say yes...

2016-03-18, 01:10 AM
You really think I'm some sort of homicidal psychopath, don't you? I SAID DON'T YOU?!

Really, except for the poison oak it's not such a bad deal.

2016-04-21, 11:30 AM
So I should roll down this heavily overgrown hill?

You doofus! You let him escape!

5a Violista
2016-04-22, 12:03 AM
Hey; where's that guy who was selling us donuts?

Not the gumdrop button!

Dire Moose
2016-05-03, 04:18 PM
Well, it's all come down to this. Death or gumdrops. Your choice. What should I do?

I was feeling nostalgic.

2016-05-04, 07:44 AM
Can you explain why there is a wooden log on the sofa and the Twin Peaks DVDs are all strewn about on the floor?

In the eye of the storm, there is complete calm, and therefore it is the perfect place to find serenity.

Jeff the Green
2016-05-04, 09:40 AM
Why in God's name would you want to go to Pensacola in September?

Don't call me Shirley.

2016-05-04, 06:30 PM
Surely you don't expect to draw me into that obvious Airplane bit?

The same way I solve everything, with liberal application of napalm.

Dire Moose
2016-05-05, 06:21 AM
The orphanage is on fire! How do we solve this problem?

Punching sharks in the face.

Prince Zahn
2016-05-05, 04:24 PM
What is your dream job, Dire Moose?

Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high...

Laughing Dog
2016-05-09, 08:55 PM
Can you sing me a song?

The Dachsund raised three Milky Bones and then the German Shepherd went all in...

2016-05-10, 01:14 AM
Why is that big dog wearing a neon pink mankini?

I decided to only answer emails once a week.

2016-05-17, 05:40 AM
You had six days to stop that bioengineered virus from wiping out all life on earth! For the love of all that is holy, why didn't you DO SOMETHING?!

I wouldn't take it so personally if not for the parsnips.

Prince Zahn
2016-05-18, 10:48 AM
Are you seriously not going to answer my calls because you DIDN'T LIKE THE SOUP I ORDERED?

Ummm.... That's not.... Um, that's my trash can... :$

Dire Moose
2016-05-28, 05:59 AM
Oh no, there's a Dalek in your kitchen! What do we do?

It probably had something to do with the 500 pounds of dynamite you ordered.

Mister Tom
2016-06-02, 02:37 AM
Why does Wyle E. Coyote keep sending me friend requests on Facebook?

You have to put it on first.

2016-06-02, 03:51 PM
Wh-why is this oxygen mask not working?!

Okay, I know how it looks, but there's a rational explanation for all this. One involving pudding and gasmasks.

2016-06-07, 11:19 PM

It's called "manscaping."
"Involuntary manscaping."

Prince Zahn
2016-06-10, 02:20 PM
First of all, welcome back! We can go back to stabbing you again!

It's called "manscaping."
"Involuntary manscaping."
What are you doing with my wedding cake?!?

Not with THAT attitude you won't!