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Gemhammer&Sons
2016-02-10, 12:44 PM
THY DUNGEONMAN
YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.
Douche
2016-02-10, 12:46 PM
I cannot pick up ye flask
Gemhammer&Sons
2016-02-10, 12:49 PM
Okay, okay. You unbolt yon FLASK and hold it aloft. A great shaking begins. The dungeon ceiling collapses down on you, crushing you in twain. Apparently, this was a load-bearing FLASK.
Douche
2016-02-10, 12:55 PM
Darn, can we start a new game?
Inevitability
2016-02-10, 01:01 PM
I rise as yon spectre!
Red Fel
2016-02-10, 01:04 PM
'Tis dark, and thou art likely to be eaten by yon Grue.
Gemhammer&Sons
2016-02-10, 01:05 PM
Darn, can we start a new game?
Sure thing
YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.
denthor
2016-02-10, 03:56 PM
Denthor pickso up scroll exit Dennis what is next
Lvl 2 Expert
2016-02-10, 06:02 PM
show commands
enable cheats
^^vv<><>BA<-'
god mode on
Feddlefew
2016-02-10, 06:19 PM
EXAMINE the DENNIS
Gemhammer&Sons
2016-02-10, 08:36 PM
You engage Dennis in leisurely discussion. Ye learns that his jimberjam was purchased on sale at a discount market and that he enjoys pacing about nervously. You become bored and begin thinking about parapets.
Kane0
2016-02-10, 09:02 PM
I READ the SCROLL
roko10
2016-02-11, 10:58 AM
Read the scroll
Anonymouswizard
2016-02-11, 11:09 AM
Read SCROLL
Take DENNIS
Equip DENNIS
8BitNinja
2016-02-11, 02:38 PM
I enter the DUNGEON
READ scroll
8BitNinja
2016-02-12, 01:29 PM
SAY Ni
EAT SCROLL
Jormengand
2016-02-12, 02:04 PM
GET parapets.
8BitNinja
2016-02-12, 02:21 PM
WALK North
Belksworth
2016-02-12, 02:22 PM
I EQUIP the DENNIS
Red Fel
2016-02-12, 04:02 PM
Cast CLEESH at DENNIS
Cast XYZZY
Win Dungeon
Anonymouswizard
2016-02-12, 05:50 PM
EQUIP SCROLL OF GENOCIDE PLAYER
READ the SCROLL OF GENOCIDE PLAYER
Your INT was too low. The GENOCIDE PLAYER spell fizzled.
Why did I even bring that to the dungeon?
Red Fel
2016-02-12, 07:35 PM
Evade XYZZY
Trip Red Fel
You fell on your face!
> Stand
You get up.
> Consider NEDZ
He looks tough!
> Inventory
You are holding:
Scroll of Recall (1)
Rat Carcasses (27)
Loaf of Bread (4)
Glass of Milk (2)
Relic of Unspeakable Doom (1)
Adorable Kitten (7)
> Use SCROLL at NEDZ
A Scroll of Recall vanishes with a POOF!
denthor
2016-02-12, 07:56 PM
[QUOTE=nedz;20416675]Evade XYZZY
Trip Red Fel[/QUOTE
Because I'm a jerk that's why
After Red fel is tripped give him a stern lecture on white good will always defeat evil your patience and understanding of this happening is appreciated
Fable Wright
2016-02-12, 08:58 PM
After Red fel is tripped give him a stern lecture on white good will always defeat evil your patience and understanding of this happening is appreciated
Are you... you're really monologuing Red Fel? Red Fel?
This can in no way backfire whatsoever.
Steal Tiri
Eat nedz's hand
FocusWolf413
2016-02-13, 02:25 AM
After Red fel is tripped give him a stern lecture on white good will always defeat evil your patience and understanding of this happening is appreciated
Are you... you're really monologuing Red Fel? Red Fel?
This can in no way backfire whatsoever.
So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Poor fool. He doesn’t know what he's getting himself into.
Jormengand
2016-02-13, 05:57 AM
GET Denthor.
RUN AWAY FROM Red Fel.
Anonymouswizard
2016-02-13, 06:07 AM
HIDE behind DENNIS
You've been disarmed
> Inventory
Sock (1)
Sock (1)
Sock (1)
Cheese Sandwich (3)
Hook (4)
Tribble (2)
Kiri (7)
> Drop KIRI
> Equip HOOK
> Steal DENNIS
Go WEST
CelestialSloth
2016-02-13, 11:13 AM
This may be a little off-topic, but... What the heck is going on here
denthor
2016-02-13, 01:17 PM
This may be a little off-topic, but... What the heck is going on here
I can only speak for myself.
It appears the person who put up this thread was going to run an open dungeon.
bad idea!!!
As you can see (s)he did not realize that by doing this in the playground is like attempting to lead wild cats in a single direction. SURE THAT IS ALWAYS FUN BUT NEVER EASY.
Red Fel if you go to his profile has a number of threads on EVIL.
Without inflating his ego any more than it already is I enjoy these.
I should have put the last sentence in white.
Know that Red Fel is stunned by the pure good intentions of your local thief Denthor. I turn my attention to focuswolf413 and jormengand finger wagging commences you are running away from your master EVIL has no loyalty.
Behold I have cheddar cheese because we all know everything is better with Cheddar. Offers Red Fel Cheesy goodness.
Red Fel
2016-02-13, 02:06 PM
After Red fel is tripped give him a stern lecture on white good will always defeat evil your patience and understanding of this happening is appreciated
You have received: Stern Lecture (1)!
> Charge MAH LAZOR
You're a-chargin' your lazor!
Are you... you're really monologuing Red Fel? Red Fel?
This can in no way backfire whatsoever.
> Examine MAH LAZOR
It's a-chargin'!
GET Denthor.
RUN AWAY FROM Red Fel.
> Cast TELEPORT at ME to AROUND THE CORNER
You appear around the corner as JORMENGAND arrives, carrying DENTHOR!
> Say Why in such a hurry, folks?
"Why in such a hurry, folks?" You say.
Know that Red Fel is stunned by the pure good intentions of your local thief Denthor. I turn my attention to focuswolf413 and jormengand finger wagging commences you are running away from your master EVIL has no loyalty.
You hear a soft yet ominous ping, as if the fries of doom have finished cooking.
> Examine MAH LAZOR
It looks a-charged!
Behold I have cheddar cheese because we all know everything is better with Cheddar. Offers Red Fel Cheesy goodness.
> Examine CHEDDAR
It looks delicious!
> Examine MAH LAZOR
It looks a-charged!
> Examine CHEDDAR
It looks delicious!
> Take CHEDDAR
> Eat CHEDDAR
It is! It is delicious!
> Disable MAH LAZOR
Your MAH LAZOR has been disabled.
Jormengand
2016-02-13, 02:13 PM
Throw DENTHOR at RED FEL.
Run away from RED FEL.
Red Fel
2016-02-13, 02:23 PM
Throw DENTHOR at RED FEL.
Run away from RED FEL.
You have received: Denthor (1)!
> Drop DENTHOR
You have dropped: Denthor!
> Eat CHEDDAR
You have no more Cheddar!
> Charge MAH LAZOR
You're a-chargin' your lazor!
Anonymouswizard
2016-02-13, 02:28 PM
>Locate REFLECTIVE SURFACE
You have received mirror (1)
>Place MIRROR between SELF and LAZOR
The mirror is now between yourself and Red Fel's LAZOR. You look nice.
>Rotate MIRROR pi radians
Red Fel's LAZOR looks nice.
>Cast INVISIBILITY
You have vanished from sight
>Run NORTH
You see an exit
denthor
2016-02-13, 03:08 PM
You have received: Stern Lecture (1)!
> Charge MAH LAZOR
You're a-chargin' your lazor!
> Examine MAH LAZOR
It's a-chargin'!
> Cast TELEPORT at ME to AROUND THE CORNER
You appear around the corner as JORMENGAND arrives, carrying DENTHOR!
> Say Why in such a hurry, folks?
"Why in such a hurry, folks?" You say.
You hear a soft yet ominous ping, as if the fries of doom have finished cooking.
> Examine MAH LAZOR
It looks a-charged!
> Examine CHEDDAR
It looks delicious!
> Examine MAH LAZOR
It looks a-charged!
> Examine CHEDDAR
It looks delicious!
> Take CHEDDAR
> Eat CHEDDAR
It is! It is delicious!
> Disable MAH LAZOR
Your MAH LAZOR has been disabled.
Fries of doom your evil.
Takes fries out oil
> you now have fries of doom five servings
Notices that oil is full of transfats
Denthor cries out your evil has limits Red Fel
Denthor pulls forth a large block of white cheese.
places cheese between laser and Denthor
Denthor cuts off chunk of cheese and grates cheese over fries of doom.
Cheese is motaella sounds like ma unbrella I can not spell figure it out.
Place shredded cheese over fries of doom in an attempt to make mozzarella sticks.
waits with block of cheese between himself and Red Fel.
I run toward red-fel in order to die faster.
I start punching in a mostly harmless way and missing for attracting all red fel's anger
Then I start speaking of good being a better potato and thus being lefter than evil.
Anonymouswizard
2016-02-13, 04:13 PM
Well, I don't think we want to go throw this entire sequence again if we activate another deathtrap, so let's get a head start:
>SAVE GAME (mah lazor)
>Go EAST
>Get BLOCK OF CHEESE
>Trip RED FEL
>Run NORTH
You see an exit
>Get EXIT
>Run NORTH
You are Overloaded
> Inventory
Sock (1)
Sock (1)
Cheese Sandwich (3)
Tribble (2)
Tribble (2)
Block of Cheese(1)
Dennis (9)
Exit (1000)
>Drop EXIT
>Run NORTH
The Grue
2016-02-14, 03:29 AM
'Tis dark, and thou art likely to be eaten by yon Grue.
You rang? character limit
>Escape NEDZ
>Vomit ARM
You are Nauseated
>Pick up KIRI
> Inventory
Shoe (1)
Shoe (1)
Arm (1)
Toast (2)
Kiri (7)
>Equip ARM
>Run NORTH after NEDZ
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