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Gemhammer&Sons
2016-02-10, 12:44 PM
THY DUNGEONMAN


YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.

Douche
2016-02-10, 12:46 PM
I cannot pick up ye flask

Gemhammer&Sons
2016-02-10, 12:49 PM
Okay, okay. You unbolt yon FLASK and hold it aloft. A great shaking begins. The dungeon ceiling collapses down on you, crushing you in twain. Apparently, this was a load-bearing FLASK.

Douche
2016-02-10, 12:55 PM
Darn, can we start a new game?

Inevitability
2016-02-10, 01:01 PM
I rise as yon spectre!

Red Fel
2016-02-10, 01:04 PM
'Tis dark, and thou art likely to be eaten by yon Grue.

Gemhammer&Sons
2016-02-10, 01:05 PM
Darn, can we start a new game?

Sure thing


YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.

denthor
2016-02-10, 03:56 PM
Denthor pickso up scroll exit Dennis what is next

Lvl 2 Expert
2016-02-10, 06:02 PM
show commands
enable cheats
^^vv<><>BA<-'
god mode on

Feddlefew
2016-02-10, 06:19 PM
EXAMINE the DENNIS

Gemhammer&Sons
2016-02-10, 08:36 PM
You engage Dennis in leisurely discussion. Ye learns that his jimberjam was purchased on sale at a discount market and that he enjoys pacing about nervously. You become bored and begin thinking about parapets.

Kane0
2016-02-10, 09:02 PM
I READ the SCROLL

roko10
2016-02-11, 10:58 AM
Read the scroll

Anonymouswizard
2016-02-11, 11:09 AM
Read SCROLL

Take DENNIS

Equip DENNIS

nedz
2016-02-11, 02:35 PM
Get Jimberjam.

8BitNinja
2016-02-11, 02:38 PM
I enter the DUNGEON

READ scroll

Tiri
2016-02-11, 08:46 PM
Steal the JIMBERJAM

8BitNinja
2016-02-12, 01:29 PM
SAY Ni

EAT SCROLL

Jormengand
2016-02-12, 02:04 PM
GET parapets.

8BitNinja
2016-02-12, 02:21 PM
WALK North

Belksworth
2016-02-12, 02:22 PM
I EQUIP the DENNIS

nedz
2016-02-12, 03:28 PM
Steal Tiri

Red Fel
2016-02-12, 04:02 PM
Cast CLEESH at DENNIS

Cast XYZZY

Win Dungeon

nedz
2016-02-12, 05:46 PM
Evade XYZZY

Trip Red Fel

Anonymouswizard
2016-02-12, 05:50 PM
EQUIP SCROLL OF GENOCIDE PLAYER

READ the SCROLL OF GENOCIDE PLAYER

Your INT was too low. The GENOCIDE PLAYER spell fizzled.

Why did I even bring that to the dungeon?

Red Fel
2016-02-12, 07:35 PM
Evade XYZZY

Trip Red Fel

You fell on your face!

> Stand

You get up.

> Consider NEDZ

He looks tough!

> Inventory

You are holding:
Scroll of Recall (1)
Rat Carcasses (27)
Loaf of Bread (4)
Glass of Milk (2)
Relic of Unspeakable Doom (1)
Adorable Kitten (7)

> Use SCROLL at NEDZ

A Scroll of Recall vanishes with a POOF!

denthor
2016-02-12, 07:56 PM
[QUOTE=nedz;20416675]Evade XYZZY

Trip Red Fel[/QUOTE

Because I'm a jerk that's why

After Red fel is tripped give him a stern lecture on white good will always defeat evil your patience and understanding of this happening is appreciated

Fable Wright
2016-02-12, 08:58 PM
After Red fel is tripped give him a stern lecture on white good will always defeat evil your patience and understanding of this happening is appreciated

Are you... you're really monologuing Red Fel? Red Fel?

This can in no way backfire whatsoever.

Tiri
2016-02-13, 12:10 AM
Steal Tiri

Eat nedz's hand

FocusWolf413
2016-02-13, 02:25 AM
After Red fel is tripped give him a stern lecture on white good will always defeat evil your patience and understanding of this happening is appreciated

Are you... you're really monologuing Red Fel? Red Fel?

This can in no way backfire whatsoever.



So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.




Poor fool. He doesn’t know what he's getting himself into.

Jormengand
2016-02-13, 05:57 AM
GET Denthor.

RUN AWAY FROM Red Fel.

Anonymouswizard
2016-02-13, 06:07 AM
HIDE behind DENNIS

nedz
2016-02-13, 07:20 AM
You've been disarmed

> Inventory
Sock (1)
Sock (1)
Sock (1)
Cheese Sandwich (3)
Hook (4)
Tribble (2)
Kiri (7)

> Drop KIRI

> Equip HOOK

> Steal DENNIS

Go WEST

CelestialSloth
2016-02-13, 11:13 AM
This may be a little off-topic, but... What the heck is going on here

denthor
2016-02-13, 01:17 PM
This may be a little off-topic, but... What the heck is going on here

I can only speak for myself.

It appears the person who put up this thread was going to run an open dungeon.

bad idea!!!

As you can see (s)he did not realize that by doing this in the playground is like attempting to lead wild cats in a single direction. SURE THAT IS ALWAYS FUN BUT NEVER EASY.

Red Fel if you go to his profile has a number of threads on EVIL.

Without inflating his ego any more than it already is I enjoy these.

I should have put the last sentence in white.

Know that Red Fel is stunned by the pure good intentions of your local thief Denthor. I turn my attention to focuswolf413 and jormengand finger wagging commences you are running away from your master EVIL has no loyalty.

Behold I have cheddar cheese because we all know everything is better with Cheddar. Offers Red Fel Cheesy goodness.

Red Fel
2016-02-13, 02:06 PM
After Red fel is tripped give him a stern lecture on white good will always defeat evil your patience and understanding of this happening is appreciated

You have received: Stern Lecture (1)!

> Charge MAH LAZOR

You're a-chargin' your lazor!


Are you... you're really monologuing Red Fel? Red Fel?

This can in no way backfire whatsoever.

> Examine MAH LAZOR

It's a-chargin'!


GET Denthor.

RUN AWAY FROM Red Fel.

> Cast TELEPORT at ME to AROUND THE CORNER

You appear around the corner as JORMENGAND arrives, carrying DENTHOR!

> Say Why in such a hurry, folks?

"Why in such a hurry, folks?" You say.


Know that Red Fel is stunned by the pure good intentions of your local thief Denthor. I turn my attention to focuswolf413 and jormengand finger wagging commences you are running away from your master EVIL has no loyalty.

You hear a soft yet ominous ping, as if the fries of doom have finished cooking.

> Examine MAH LAZOR

It looks a-charged!


Behold I have cheddar cheese because we all know everything is better with Cheddar. Offers Red Fel Cheesy goodness.

> Examine CHEDDAR

It looks delicious!

> Examine MAH LAZOR

It looks a-charged!

> Examine CHEDDAR

It looks delicious!

> Take CHEDDAR
> Eat CHEDDAR

It is! It is delicious!

> Disable MAH LAZOR

Your MAH LAZOR has been disabled.

Jormengand
2016-02-13, 02:13 PM
Throw DENTHOR at RED FEL.

Run away from RED FEL.

Red Fel
2016-02-13, 02:23 PM
Throw DENTHOR at RED FEL.

Run away from RED FEL.

You have received: Denthor (1)!

> Drop DENTHOR

You have dropped: Denthor!

> Eat CHEDDAR

You have no more Cheddar!

> Charge MAH LAZOR

You're a-chargin' your lazor!

Anonymouswizard
2016-02-13, 02:28 PM
>Locate REFLECTIVE SURFACE

You have received mirror (1)

>Place MIRROR between SELF and LAZOR

The mirror is now between yourself and Red Fel's LAZOR. You look nice.

>Rotate MIRROR pi radians

Red Fel's LAZOR looks nice.

>Cast INVISIBILITY

You have vanished from sight

>Run NORTH

You see an exit

denthor
2016-02-13, 03:08 PM
You have received: Stern Lecture (1)!

> Charge MAH LAZOR

You're a-chargin' your lazor!



> Examine MAH LAZOR

It's a-chargin'!



> Cast TELEPORT at ME to AROUND THE CORNER

You appear around the corner as JORMENGAND arrives, carrying DENTHOR!

> Say Why in such a hurry, folks?

"Why in such a hurry, folks?" You say.



You hear a soft yet ominous ping, as if the fries of doom have finished cooking.

> Examine MAH LAZOR

It looks a-charged!



> Examine CHEDDAR

It looks delicious!

> Examine MAH LAZOR

It looks a-charged!

> Examine CHEDDAR

It looks delicious!

> Take CHEDDAR
> Eat CHEDDAR

It is! It is delicious!

> Disable MAH LAZOR

Your MAH LAZOR has been disabled.

Fries of doom your evil.

Takes fries out oil

> you now have fries of doom five servings

Notices that oil is full of transfats

Denthor cries out your evil has limits Red Fel

Denthor pulls forth a large block of white cheese.

places cheese between laser and Denthor

Denthor cuts off chunk of cheese and grates cheese over fries of doom.

Cheese is motaella sounds like ma unbrella I can not spell figure it out.

Place shredded cheese over fries of doom in an attempt to make mozzarella sticks.

waits with block of cheese between himself and Red Fel.

noob
2016-02-13, 03:56 PM
I run toward red-fel in order to die faster.
I start punching in a mostly harmless way and missing for attracting all red fel's anger
Then I start speaking of good being a better potato and thus being lefter than evil.

Anonymouswizard
2016-02-13, 04:13 PM
Well, I don't think we want to go throw this entire sequence again if we activate another deathtrap, so let's get a head start:

>SAVE GAME (mah lazor)

nedz
2016-02-13, 04:39 PM
>Go EAST

>Get BLOCK OF CHEESE

>Trip RED FEL

>Run NORTH

You see an exit

>Get EXIT

>Run NORTH

You are Overloaded

> Inventory
Sock (1)
Sock (1)
Cheese Sandwich (3)
Tribble (2)
Tribble (2)
Block of Cheese(1)
Dennis (9)
Exit (1000)

>Drop EXIT

>Run NORTH

The Grue
2016-02-14, 03:29 AM
'Tis dark, and thou art likely to be eaten by yon Grue.

You rang? character limit

Tiri
2016-02-14, 05:11 AM
>Escape NEDZ

>Vomit ARM

You are Nauseated

>Pick up KIRI

> Inventory
Shoe (1)
Shoe (1)
Arm (1)
Toast (2)
Kiri (7)

>Equip ARM

>Run NORTH after NEDZ