If the OOTS were on the boards...

[kpenguin]

What type of posters would they be?

Some ideas, assuming they don't want themselves identified:

:miko: obviously, a member of the Miko fan club, posting long essays about how Miko was right.
:roy: Makes jokes about people who post stupid questions. Big anti-Miko poster.
:elan: Posts stupid questions
:belkar: BANNED for a number of reasons
:sabine: BANNED, for posting a number of blatantly sexual content.
:vaarsuvius: Makes long-winded posts explaining various things (DND rules, OotS analysis, etc)
:haley: Has a number of links in her sigs related to scams
:durkon: Posts in his accent
:xykon: Likes making joke threads
:redcloak: Joins Roy in making jokes about stupid posts
:thog: Never joined, broke his computer
:nale: FOUNDED the Nale fan club

[EvilElitest]

Wow, that is really good, except i think Roy would be more Protuctive, and i would imagine Miko would be on all the paladin and aligment threads
From,
EE

[Vhaidara]

:mitd: Never posts, because he's a lurker.
:roach: Always post in really small, mod-colored print

Those are all of the forum ones:smallsmile:

[evileeyore]

http://www.geocities.com/evileeyore/tsukiko.gif Posts immaturely and gets upset when no one black-knights for her.
http://www.geocities.com/evileeyore/mrscruffy.jpg Caturday!

[Parasocrates]

It's like I been tellin' ye! I be th' true Durkon!

[The Extinguisher]

What type of posters would they be?
:nale: FOUNDED the Nale fan club

Hey, I founded (more or less) the Nale fan club.

Anyway, I have a few.
Azure City's citizens would always post in blue
Juila only posts on threads about herself.
Pompey only posts on threads about Julia, as well as on 'elfs sucks' threads
Leeky never joined. He hates computer.

[Jannex]

http://www.geocities.com/evileeyore/mrscruffy.jpg Caturday!

That is the most brilliant thing I've seen today.

(Admittedly, it's only 1:22am, but still.)

[Forevergrey]

:belkar: BANNED: Creating custom avatars of Rich's work and sassing mods who asked him to stop.

:mitd:BANNED: Refusing to cut down huge 1200x 1200 hello kitty signature.

:roach: BANNED: Posting pornography

:miko: BANNED: Flaming, mod sass.

:haley: BANNED: Constant drama, flaming and abusive PMs to Sabrne.

:sabine:BANNED: Constant drama, flaming and abusive PMs to Haley. Extreme mod sass, offensive language.

:xykon: BANNED: Constant trolling, mod sass.

:vaarsuvius: BANNED: Discussing politics, trolling negative replies to her unpopular threads.

:nale: BANNED: Hacking

:elan: BANNED: Nale's alternative account. Did you really think you'd fool us with this one?

:redcloak: BANNED: Posting dwarf porn

:durkon: BANNED: Discussing religion.

:roy: BANNED: Defying the laws of thermodynamics.

:thog: PERMABANNED: NO-ONE LIKES A KNOW-IT-ALL, BUDDY!

[kpenguin]

Hey, I founded (more or less) the Nale fan club.


Interesting. Let me take the time to ask... how is that you make up all those ridiculously complex and cliche plans, Nale?

[Thanatos 51-50]

:nale: BANNED: Hacking

:elan: BANNED: Nale's alternative account. Did you really think you'd fool us with this one?

:elan: "Unban, unban, unban, unban, my account becuaseitstotallynotmyeviltwinbrother's alt!"

[Lòkki Gallansbayne]

Belkar would have hunted down iRL and killed anyone and everyone who posted in the Belkar's Romantic Interest thread by now. :smallwink:

[Spiky]

:belkar: BANNED: Creating custom avatars of Rich's work and sassing mods who asked him to stop.

:mitd:BANNED: Refusing to cut down huge 1200x 1200 hello kitty signature.

:roach: BANNED: Posting pornography

:miko: BANNED: Flaming, mod sass.

:haley: BANNED: Constant drama, flaming and abusive PMs to Sabrne.

:sabine:BANNED: Constant drama, flaming and abusive PMs to Haley. Extreme mod sass, offensive language.

:xykon: BANNED: Constant trolling, mod sass.

:vaarsuvius: BANNED: Discussing politics, trolling negative replies to her unpopular threads.

:nale: BANNED: Hacking

:elan: BANNED: Nale's alternative account. Did you really think you'd fool us with this one?

:redcloak: BANNED: Posting dwarf porn

:durkon: BANNED: Discussing religion.

:roy: BANNED: Defying the laws of thermodynamics.

:thog: PERMABANNED: NO-ONE LIKES A KNOW-IT-ALL, BUDDY!

Awesome. Except I think you have V's reason next to Roy. Roy doesn't try to rip the universe apart. And Roy's reason for being banned would be: Flaming, attacking mods, mocking non-intelligent posters.

[BisectedBrioche]

:elan: "Unban, unban, unban, unban, my account becuaseitstotallynotmyeviltwinbrother's alt!"

And I have my first laugh of this slow, hungover day.

[Thanatos 51-50]

And I have my first laugh of this slow, hungover day.

:elan: yay! A happy end... begining!

[SteveMB]

:haley: Has a number of links in her sigs related to scams
She'd get "BANNED" for that, I think.

[Forevergrey]

Oh the joke will be on all of you when it turns out there never was an Elan, only Nale....

Yes thats right folks, his plans are THAT deep and twisted. He beat up HIMSELF.

[XBobbis]

Yes thats right folks, his plans are THAT deep and twisted. He beat up HIMSELF.

I'd quote Fight Club here, but I can't think of an appropriate line.

[TheNovak]

:elan: "Unban, unban, unban, unban, my account becuaseitstotallynotmyeviltwinbrother's alt!"

Okay, forevergrey's post had me cracking up, but your follow-up nearly made me fall out of my chair. Rock on.

[WutAmI]

:belkar: would keep using proxies to evade being b&, but only to troll, flame, and abuse those who got him b&. All the while tracing and killing those who post in "Belkar's romantic interest" thread.

[Nathander]

Belkar would have hunted down iRL and killed anyone and everyone who posted in the Belkar's Romantic Interest thread by now. :smallwink:

Personally, I think Belkar would have started the thread, if he got the chance. I think that even he would know the awesome, sanity-crushing power it would possess, thus making him a threat even when he's not anywhere near you.

[kpenguin]

She'd get "BANNED" for that, I think.

She'd be smart enough to not get caught.

[Tarsus]

(first post)

I kinda feel :durkon: would print out all his posts just to kill trees.

If we were to bring them up to speed with technology/society, :haley: would be the popup queen.

Xykon would double post constantly.

Redcloak would post raise dead topics.

The Mitd would pop into heated discussions to ask how the reply function works. ;)

[Nomadic]

Belkar would have hunted down iRL and killed anyone and everyone who posted in the Belkar's Romantic Interest thread by now. :smallwink:

Well I guess that means I am pretty much dead...

[Icewalker]

That looks about right. Funny idea.

[F.H. Zebedee]

Belkar wouldn't be banned. He's evil enough that he can restrain himself for the greater mental pain. So, he'd simply go and try to burn as many brains as possible in the romance threads.

[Alfryd]

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=16592
Apparently, Miko only posted twice, and misspelt her own name.
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6609

But there may be others.

[Megalomaniac2]

Hinjo: Polite, funny, but just enough of a rules and grammar stickler to be vaguely annoying to many people.

Kubota: Keeps criticising the mods while not-very-subtly suggesting someone who could do a way, way better job.

Tsukiko: Thread necromancer, desperate for attention and praise.

Celia, Jones, and Rodriguez: Rules Lawyers.

Oracle: Sees plot twists coming from miles away.

Eugene Greenhilt: Jackass who's convinced he knows exactly how the rest of the comic plays out, and who criticizes everyone else's theories to boot.

Thor: Mod with silly attitude who doesn't take job very seriously.

Shojo: Mod who acts like he doesn't take the job seriously, but just you try and cross him.

The Snarl: The forum slowdown which occurs during comic updates sometimes.

Julio Scoundrel: Socially adept, helpfully teaches newbies the ropes of forum.

Shadowdancer Ninja: Do I really have to explain what this guy would be doing on the forums?

[Kurald Galain]

Belkar wouldn't be banned.

No, he'd simply have a patch on his account that he can't post swearwords from within a city.

[comicadv]

Roy's dad would go on and on about bad kids that make you pay a mint so they can learn how to swing a big stick.

:xykon: would write a post forget what he was doing and go and blast something.

:roach: would make silly comments about people's post that have nothing to do with the thread.

:thog: would go like this: "Thog say...puppies!"

:vaarsuvius: even though everything is stored in organized spoilers her sig would be a half a page long.

:miko: would be agianst PWHM

:durkon: imposible to understand speeches about being a good person.

:belkar: would be Banned but most likely not smart enough to type. (though mabye he could get his EoFaF to type for his if he could find his arm...)

[dragoncmd]

Thog say... Puppies!

[EvilElitest]

Roy's dad would go on and on about bad kids that make you pay a mint so they can learn how to swing a big stick.

:xykon: would write a post forget what he was doing and go and blast something.

:roach: would make silly comments about people's post that have nothing to do with the thread.

:thog: would go like this: "Thog say...puppies!"

:vaarsuvius: even though everything is stored in organized spoilers her sig would be a half a page long.

:miko: would be agianst PWHM

:durkon: imposible to understand speeches about being a good person.
Belkar can write, he killed a Kolbald


:belkar: would be Banned but most likely not smart enough to type. (though mabye he could get his EoFaF to type for his if he could find his arm...)

But V's sig would be
"I prepared explosive runes over the net"
under a spoiler box labled "The truth about my gender"
from,
EE

[outlander]

What type of posters would they be?

Some ideas, assuming they don't want themselves identified:

:miko: obviously, a member of the Miko fan club, posting long essays about how Miko was right.
:roy: Makes jokes about people who post stupid questions. Big anti-Miko poster.
:elan: Posts stupid questions
:belkar: BANNED for a number of reasons



I could see a mod banning belkar.

Then I could see belkar tracking down the mod and beating him till he rescinded the ban and publicly apologized to "Mr. Bitterleaf, sir!"

Oh yeah, if belkar were a poster here, I could see someone calling him an "asshat" (I think they used that term once in the comic, didn;t they?) and belkar tracking him down and making a hat out of his ass.

Oh god, I just know some sicko's gonna do a cartoon of that....

[Spiky]

:thog: would go like this: "Thog say...puppies!"


Typo!
(10 bleeping characters just to post on this board???)