Count to 50: Ponies vs. Non-Ponies XLVII: *Poke* to 50!

[Dirtytabs]

-17
A martini. Poked, not stirred.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-16.

Poke.

[Jon0113]

-17...........
We built the city, we built this city on prods and pokes

[Woodzyowl]

-18. *poke*

[Dirtytabs]

-19 Poke too soon.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-16 I think.
@Dirty I think you miscounted.

[Jon0113]

-17...........
We've got to prod, for the right, to poke!!!

[Woodzyowl]

-18. That's the way they've been counting (for this page at least), but oh well. *poke*

[Dudeons]

-17. I am the one who pokes!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-16. ppookkee..

[Dirtytabs]

-17 Pookie?

[Woodzyowl]

-18. *shrug* *poke*

[Elenna]

-17 *poke poke*

[Dudeons]

-16. *poke poke poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

-15. Poke. The play is finally over.

[Woodzyowl]

-16. *pokity stab*

[Jon0113]

-17..........
You've got a fast poke,
Maybe together we can prod somewhere

[Dirtytabs]

-18 Poke-ity Poke

[Elenna]

-17. *poke* How did it go?

[BasketOfPuppies]

-16. It went well, thanks for asking. I hosted the cast party afterwards and it was a success.

[Woodzyowl]

-17. Wheeeee *poke*

[Dudeons]

-16. Spring Break ends today. :smalleek:

[Jon0113]

-17.........

[BasketOfPuppies]

-16. Spring Break starts this weekend.

[Elenna]

-15. Reading week ended a month ago. :smalltongue:

[Woodzyowl]

-16. Shrug. *poke*

[Dirtytabs]

-17 You can't handle the poke.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-16. Long, long ago, in a poke far, far away...

[Dudeons]

-15. Such poke. Very prod.

[Woodzyowl]

-16. So much button pressing. *poke*

[Jon0113]

-17.........
Go, go power pokers

[BasketOfPuppies]

-16. Go go gadget poke!

[Dudeons]

-15. By your pokes combined, I am Captain Prod-it!

[Woodzyowl]

-16. Wheeeee *poke*

[Jon0113]

-17......
Poker mice from Mars.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-16. Mars needs pokes.

[Dudeons]

-15. Oh say can you poke?

[Woodzyowl]

-16. No. *not poke*

[Dirtytabs]

-17 Fighting against all odds to poke

[Felandria]

-16, poke on the water.

[Elenna]

-15. *poke*

[Woodzyowl]

-16. *poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

-15. And *poke*ing in the sky

[Dudeons]

-14. There's a poke man waiting in the sky.

[Jon0113]

-15.......
I'm poking a hole where the rain gets in to stop my mind from proding

[Woodzyowl]

-16. Wheeeee *poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

Negative fifteen.

[Dirtytabs]

-16 Okie-pokie-artichokie

[Dudeons]

-15. John 1:1: In the beginning there was the poke and the poke was with God and the poke was God.

[Woodzyowl]

-16. Wheeeee *poke*

[Elenna]

-15. *poke*

[Jon0113]

-16...........
Poker pig

[Dudeons]

-15. Pokechu, use Thunderbolt!

[Woodzyowl]

-16. Wheeee *poke*

[Mauve Shirt]

- 15

[BasketOfPuppies]

-14. Poke-mon, gotta poke 'em all!

[Dudeons]

-13. Final Attack Ride... P-p-p-poke!

[Woodzyowl]

-14. Noooooooooooooooooooo *poke*

[Dirtytabs]

Yeeeeees -15 (poke)

[BasketOfPuppies]

Negative fourteenteen.

[Dudeons]

-13. I'm beginning to feel like a poke god (poke god)

[Woodzyowl]

-14. Wheeeee *poke*

[Jon0113]

-15......
Pokeman vs prodman: dawn of annoyance

[BasketOfPuppies]

-14. Happy Sunday!

[Dirtytabs]

-15 Unhappy Monday!

[Woodzyowl]

-16. Congress! *poke*

[Dudeons]

-15. Make America Poke Again.

[Elenna]

-14. *poke*

[Jon0113]

-15.........
The poketastic four

[BasketOfPuppies]

-14. Poketacular Spider-Man!

[Dudeons]

-13. The Incredipoke Hulk!

[Woodzyowl]

-14. *poke*

[Jon0113]

-15...........
The green poke

[BasketOfPuppies]

-14. PPookkee..

[Dudeons]

-13. The Art of Poke.

[Woodzyowl]

-14. Wheeeee *poke*

[Jon0113]

-15................

[BasketOfPuppies]

-14. Spring Break is almost over.

[Dirtytabs]

-15 Enjoy while it lasts.
(poke)

[Woodzyowl]

-16. Wheeeee *poke*

[Mauve Shirt]

- 15

[BasketOfPuppies]

-14. Apparently I can post now. Sorry all.

[Dudeons]

-13. As can I.

[Woodzyowl]

-14. Let's dance.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-14. We can dance if we want to.

[Laydralae]

-13 hi im jason!

[Dudeons]

-12. Hi "jason!", I'm Dad!

[Woodzyowl]

-13. Wheeeee *poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

-12. Welcome Jason!

[Laydralae]

"-11 ii thiink thiith game is thtupiid." -Sollux

[Elenna]

-10 ...

[Woodzyowl]

-11. Wheeeee *poke*

[Dudeons]

-10. How many pokes can fit on the head of a pin?

[BasketOfPuppies]

Approximately -9.

[ericgrau]

Out from the shadows.

-8.

Back to the shadows for a long time.

[Woodzyowl]

-9. Where are all my ponies? *poke*

[Mauve Shirt]

- 8

[BasketOfPuppies]

-7.

@woodzy: no clue.

[Dudeons]

-6. 'tis the time of the bipeds!

[Woodzyowl]

-7. I guess I'll try to hold the line solo then. *poke*

[Mauve Shirt]

- 6 I remember a time long ago

[BasketOfPuppies]

-5. Long ago in days of yore?

[Dudeons]

-4 days ago?

[Woodzyowl]

-5. You mean when I was a non-pony? Good times.

[hustlertwo]

Let the equine holocaust commence. -4!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-3. Or we could not.

[Dudeons]

-2. We should be more positive.

[Woodzyowl]

-3. I'm feeling pretty negative.

[Dirtytabs]

-4 Negative is good here.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-3. I strongly disagree.

[Irrelephant]

-2. I agree with your disagreement.

[Woodzyowl]

-3. Well, at least I'm not completely alone. Yay! *poke*

[Dudeons]

-2. Neither are we. *poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

-1. Almost positive!

[AvatarVecna]

-2

...but not quite!

[Woodzyowl]

-3. Can we get another to help launch a counter offensive?

[Dirtytabs]

-4 More help would be appreciated.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-3. Probably.

[Elenna]

-2. ...

[Woodzyowl]

-3. Wheeeee *poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

Negative three.

[Mauve Shirt]

-2..................................

[Woodzyowl]

-3. Wheeeee

[AvatarVecna]

-4. Wheee indeed.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Negative three.

[Dirtytabs]

Negative 4.

[Woodzyowl]

-5. Let's dance.

[cavalieredraghi]

-4 It is strange that no one has posted here in a while...

[BasketOfPuppies]

-3. I fear that the thread may be dying off soon :smallfrown:

[Asmodean_]

-2! :: Glances around :: Poooooooooke

[Woodzyowl]

-3. En garde! *poke*

[cavalieredraghi]

-2 that pony, we won't let this thread die.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-1. Huzzah, activity!

[Asmodean_]

ZERO.

Cmon someone

[Woodzyowl]

-1. Indeed. More ponies needed.

[cavalieredraghi]

0 agreee'd

[BasketOfPuppies]

1. After months of work we're positive!

[Mauve Shirt]

2.............

[Woodzyowl]

1. Good on you, Mauve!
@v: Waiting for literally anyone to post.

[cavalieredraghi]

2 where the hell have you guys been!

[BasketOfPuppies]

3. It's good to be back.

[Dirtytabs]

2 Let's be negative.

[Woodzyowl]

1. Aha! An ally!

[cavalieredraghi]

2 Yes I am back and against the ponies once again!

[Asmodean_]

3! and have some free whitetext!

[BasketOfPuppies]

4. Yay, people!

[Woodzyowl]

3. Still needs more ponies.

[Dirtytabs]

2. Agreed.

[Mauve Shirt]

Strenuously disagree. Or should I say disa3.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Four. Boo.

[Woodzyowl]

Three. Hoo.

[cavalieredraghi]

Press 4ward everyone!

[igordragonian]

three
yepidodo

[BasketOfPuppies]

Stand stout be4 the ponies!

[Woodzyowl]

3. Or fall before our might!

[cavalieredraghi]

or we may fall to their 4 legged ways!

[Asmodean_]

I have no good puns related to 5!

[BasketOfPuppies]

Six sucks.

[Woodzyowl]

5 is a bit too positive.

[cavalieredraghi]

I hate being 6k it sucks.

[igordragonian]

High 5 everypony!

[BasketOfPuppies]

6. Now we're cooking!

[Woodzyowl]

5. What are we cooking, though?

[igordragonian]

Emmm... oppsy.
6

[cavalieredraghi]

Dragonian you were suppose to be at 4 now it is 5

[BasketOfPuppies]

6. I can't verify because mobile.

[Woodzyowl]

5. It's correct. I'm glad to have another ally, even a confused one :smalltongue:

[Dirtytabs]

4. Losing.

[cavalieredraghi]

5................

[BasketOfPuppies]

Six. Work sucks.

[Woodzyowl]

5. Yes indeedy!

[Dirtytabs]

Four again

[cavalieredraghi]

5 once more.

[BasketOfPuppies]

And back to 6.

[Woodzyowl]

5 again. Reading is not nearly as much fun on a computer.

[Dirtytabs]

Lucky four

[cavalieredraghi]

5 once more.

[BasketOfPuppies]

6. I'm starting to notice a trend.

[Woodzyowl]

5. Trend? There's never one of those :P

[hustlertwo]

6. Nya ha ha!

[cavalieredraghi]

7 the cycle is broken!

[Mister Tom]

I like to poke it poke it
I like to poke it poke it
I like to poke it poke it
I like to...
p8ke it!

[Woodzyowl]

7. Is that Major Tom? Welcome back from space, my old friend!

[BasketOfPuppies]

8. I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that.

[cavalieredraghi]

Damn it Hal 9000!

[hustlertwo]

10. Commence to freaking out!

[Woodzyowl]

9. Commence operation: Pony Storm

[BasketOfPuppies]

10. Commence operation: counterspell.

[Mister Tom]

We11, why not?

[Dirtytabs]

10. Grrrrrr.

[Woodzyowl]

9 Why is there bacon in this soap?!?!?!

[hustlertwo]

You just got 10derized!

[BasketOfPuppies]

11. Must be one of life's great mysteries.

[cavalieredraghi]

. 12

[Woodzyowl]

11. Soap? Bacon? What am I even saying?

[Mister Tom]

Dozen't make much sense to me

[hustlertwo]

13. Just say nay to ponies.

[BasketOfPuppies]

14. Ninjas everywhere.

[Woodzyowl]

13. Blarglewarglefargleflop

[cavalieredraghi]

fourteen is the way to go.

[hustlertwo]

15. Time for the pony version of Old Yeller.

[BasketOfPuppies]

16. Or we could let them live.

[Woodzyowl]

15. I like living.

[Dirtytabs]

14. :^)

[cavalieredraghi]

15 living is good.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Sixteenteen

[Woodzyowl]

-15. Stabbity poke

[Mister Tom]

[page number]

[Dirtytabs]

Arghhhh 15

[cavalieredraghi]

hehehehehehe 16

[Woodzyowl]

15. Blarglewarglefargleflop

[BasketOfPuppies]

16. It's been a while since we were this active. I like it!

[hustlertwo]

17. Slowly but surely the fight for right proceeds.

[Mister Tom]

For lunch today, 1 8 a sandwich

[Woodzyowl]

17. Blarglewarglefargleflop.

[Asmodean_]

I have no good 15 related puns.

[BasketOfPuppies]

19. That was not the number you should've posted.

[Mister Tom]

You know the score!

(In my mind's eye I can picture Woodzyowl poised over the keyboard, talons and possibly hooves at the ready, waiting. Waiting. waiting under the tyranny of these three post rule. Wait no longer...)

[Woodzyowl]

Err... 0, actually. Huh. PANIC was at 10.

And how did you know?! :P

[BasketOfPuppies]

The score is actually now 8, since we PANICed last page. I'll go update.

[Asmodean_]

Lolwut. I think a post may have been deleted somewhere. I didn't reply to woodzy...

[cavalieredraghi]

So then I guess we are at 1 now?

[Woodzyowl]

Actually, I think it's 9

[BasketOfPuppies]

10. You would be correct.
@Asmodean: are you sure that you were on the last page when you figured what number was next?

[hustlertwo]

11. I thought we had hit PANIC before, that's why I had said about commencing to freak out in my post where I was #10.

[Mister Tom]

I'm glad someone knows what's going on! also, 12.

[Woodzyowl]

And 0 again. *pew pew*

@v: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[BasketOfPuppies]

1. Time to go update. And someone take the sniper rifle away from the owl.

[Shadow11615]

2. Sniper rifles. Owls. i guess you could say that "owl do it, but i'm gunna have to have assistance from tpbm (and by assistance i mean "do all the work"). "

[cavalieredraghi]

3 yah I got nothing.

[Woodzyowl]

2. Nobody has ever taken a sniper rifle from an owl and lived to tell the tale.

@v: That's because the ones who succeed tend to live lives on the order of seconds. Hardly enough to brag about.

[BasketOfPuppies]

3. No one has ever taken a sniper rifle from an owl, period. Many have unsuccessfully tried tho.

[Mister Tom]

I say we take off and nuke the 4est from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[Dirtytabs]

3 Roooaaar.

[Woodzyowl]

2. There's an ally. Now I've won :smallcool:

[BasketOfPuppies]

3. Double our efforts, nonponies?

[hustlertwo]

I'll enlist in the irregular militia. 4.

[Dirtytabs]

3 Halve your efforts, nonponies.

[Woodzyowl]

2. You're doomed. Nothing can stop us now.

@v: Indeed. And welcome back!

[cavalieredraghi]

1 well now aint this like old times.

[BasketOfPuppies]

2. I'm already getting nostalgic flashbacks.

[Mister Tom]

Great, now there's three of them.

[Woodzyowl]

2. As I said, you may as well give up now. Your fate is sealed.

[Dirtytabs]

1 No giving up, ponies.
Actually, most of us aren't ponies.

[cavalieredraghi]

I am pony not pony. 0

[hustlertwo]

1. Huzzah for brony subjugation!

[Woodzyowl]

0. I'm not a brony. Just an owl.
@v: Woah. Hold on there. 666/13 devils agree that I'm way worse than they are.

[BasketOfPuppies]

1. A diabolical owl at that.

[cavalieredraghi]

0 yummy owl

[Mister Tom]

There can be only One!