Count to 50: Ponies vs. Non-Ponies XLVII: *Poke* to 50!

[Woodzyowl]

0. Wheeeee *stab*

[BasketOfPuppies]

One. *dies*

[cavalieredraghi]

0 get in my belly!!!

[hustlertwo]

1. If you vote pony you be a brony.

[Woodzyowl]

0.

@cavalierdraghi: I'm not into that. Sorry.

@hustlertwo: False.

[BasketOfPuppies]

1. @hustler: back in my pony days I wasn't a brony. Heck, I only ever got a ponytar because of this game.

[cavalieredraghi]

0 yah the joke is old now.

[Black Socks]

Not so fast, v1llain!

[Woodzyowl]

0. Wheeeee *poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

1. Up and down, up and down.

[Laughing Dog]

2. Climbing up once more

[Mister Tom]

I shall back you up withreentry into the threed!

[Woodzyowl]

2. Just wait. We'll crush you shortly.

[BasketOfPuppies]

TTThhhrrreeeeee...

[cavalieredraghi]

2 man I go away for just a minute.

[Black Socks]

Turning the tid3

[Woodzyowl]

2. You can't stop me! Nobody can! HAHAHAHAHA!

[Mister Tom]

You totally should have said"twit TWO"

still, now you can, cos were back at three. OH, no wait. You can't , can you?

[cavalieredraghi]

2 you really should be more clear next time which number you are doing.

[BasketOfPuppies]

3. Bleh work.

[Woodzyowl]

2. I don't make bad puns.

@v: Of course.

[Dirtytabs]

1 Do you make good puns?

[Mister Tom]

Clear enough Two y'all?

[BasketOfPuppies]

3. Possibly.

[Woodzyowl]

2. Passable.

@v: No.

[Black Socks]

3. Will this ever end?

[Mister Tom]

It goes on 4 ever. Or until we've won :)

[BasketOfPuppies]

5. This is the 47th thread for it.

[cavalieredraghi]

4 I got nothing at all.

[Woodzyowl]

3. Noooooooo I missed

[Black Socks]

4 Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Mister Tom]

5. ( according to Freud, halfway between fear and sex.)

[cavalieredraghi]

4 beep boop bleep

[Woodzyowl]

3. That one was on target.

[BasketOfPuppies]

FFFFoooouuuurrrr....

[hustlertwo]

5 times 2 is 10 characters needed to post this.

[Black Socks]

6! Muhahahaha!

[Woodzyowl]

5. Wheeeee

[Mister Tom]

Item 6 on my shopping list: bird lime.

[hustlertwo]

7 as we get closer and closer.

[Black Socks]

8 yes! Yes!

[Woodzyowl]

7. Not on my watch.

[Mister Tom]

Yes... Let the 8 flow through you.

[BasketOfPuppies]

UPS usually delivers until 9.

[cavalieredraghi]

8 I am back for a little while

[Woodzyowl]

7. Oh good.

[Mister Tom]

Dont you 8 it when that happens?

[BasketOfPuppies]

I usually done m9d it.

[Black Socks]

10 Nothing can stand in our way!

[cavalieredraghi]

9 I won't stoop to your level.

[Woodzyowl]

8. Missed it again. Blast.

[Laughing Dog]

9 . (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k)

[BasketOfPuppies]

TTTTTeeeeennnnn.....

[cavalieredraghi]

9 I say 9 to you all.

[Woodzyowl]

8 .

[Mister Tom]

Nein!!
Ok, stay positive...

[hustlertwo]

10. This game will never, ever end.

[BasketOfPuppies]

11. 🎶this is the game that never ends,
it just goes on and on my friends!
Some people, started playing it, not knowing what it was.
And they'll continue playing it forever just because
This is the game that never ends...🎶

[Woodzyowl]

10. Wheeeee

[Mister Tom]

It goes up to 11.

[hustlertwo]

12, very close now.

[Black Socks]

13. I can practically taste it!

[Woodzyowl]

0. Taste lead.

[Mister Tom]

Lesson one. owls are nocturnal.

[Dirtytabs]

0. Meh meh

[cavalieredraghi]

-1 back in the negatives

[Woodzyowl]

-2. As it should be.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-1. Update time.

[hustlertwo]

0, that was anticlimactic.

[Dirtytabs]

-1 Let's go negative

[Mister Tom]

[Number of ponies posting in this post]

[cavalieredraghi]

-1 nice try tom.

[Woodzyowl]

-2. Let's make some congress.

[Black Socks]

-1. *Smacks self on forehead repeatedly for forgetting about panic*

[BasketOfPuppies]

ZZeerroo..

[Mister Tom]

Let's go one better.

[Woodzyowl]

0. No.

[Black Socks]

1. Trying to redeem myself

[Dirtytabs]

Back to nil

[BasketOfPuppies]

One. Blarglewarglefargleflop.

[Woodzyowl]

0. Right back atcha.

[Mister Tom]

Morning, one and all

[Black Socks]

2 disco disco

[BasketOfPuppies]

TTThhhrrreeeeee...

[Woodzyowl]

2. I prepared explosive runes this morning.

[Mister Tom]

3. Obviously

[Black Socks]

4 Rising up, back on the street

[BasketOfPuppies]

FFiivvee..

[Woodzyowl]

4. Blast it all!

[Mister Tom]

V for victory!

[Black Socks]

6 Did my time, took my chances

[BasketOfPuppies]

Sesevenen.

[Woodzyowl]

6. Blarglewarglefargleflop.

[cavalieredraghi]

5 ah hell.

[No-Kill Cleric]

6 pick up sticks in the river Styx.

[Dirtytabs]

5 alive... five five.

[BasketOfPuppies]

6. Well said Woodzy.

[Woodzyowl]

5. Thank you!

[Black Socks]

6 Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet

[Mister Tom]

7. Happy weekend to you all, especially Woodzy, whose efforts make our eventual victory all the sweeter for being hard won. ( feel free to take the weekend off though)

[BasketOfPuppies]

Eight. I like Woodzy, he keeps up a good conversation.

[Woodzyowl]

7. Thank you both, but I'm going to very much keep fighting all weekend. And well past.

[Black Socks]

8 Just a man and his will to survive

[hustlertwo]

9, It's the eye of the pony it's the thrill of the fight

[Mister Tom]

10 Standing up to the flapping of our rivals

( non ponies! Pm me. I have a plan)

[Woodzyowl]

9. Skreeeeeeeeee

[Black Socks]

10 RANDOM SMILY TIME!!!
:smallredface::smallwink::smallfrown::smallcool::s mallamused:

[BasketOfPuppies]

Eleven. Work sucks.

[Dirtytabs]

10. :smallsigh:

[Woodzyowl]

9. Wheeeee *poke*

[cavalieredraghi]

8 now that three of us are here we can do this till one of us leaves.

[Black Socks]

9 Not if I have anything to say about it

[Mister Tom]

10 character post limit, darlings

[Woodzyowl]

9. *stabbity poke*

[cavalieredraghi]

8 Dagger dagger dagger!

[BasketOfPuppies]

9. Rabble rabble rabble!

[Mister Tom]

10. As you were...

[Woodzyowl]

9. Nah.

[Black Socks]

10 pokepokepoke

[BasketOfPuppies]

An elven eleven.

[Mister Tom]

it goes up to... 12. And keeps going

[Woodzyowl]

11. Nopenopenope.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Twelve. My shift starts soon.

[Dirtytabs]

11 Work well.

[Mister Tom]

Well this is six of one and half a dozen of the other, isn't it?

[Woodzyowl]

11. Nope.avi

[Black Socks]

12 lihdasblikjh

[BasketOfPuppies]

13.
@Tom: you may want to make your number a bit more blatant in the future. Perhaps bold it.

[cavalieredraghi]

12 dang it sleep.

[Woodzyowl]

11. Wheeeee

[igordragonian]

10.

Am I right?

[BasketOfPuppies]

Elelevenen..

[Mister Tom]

12. (12.) (or, 12.)

[Woodzyowl]

11. Yes, you were.

[Dirtytabs]

10... again.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Eleven. Thanks Tom.

[Black Socks]

12 [insert witty banter here]

[Woodzyowl]

11. Unless you're a pony, witty banter is witty BANter.

[cavalieredraghi]

1 0

[Mister Tom]

See, that's not very clear either. Subconsciously I think you're yearning to put a third digit in the middle of those.

eleven

[Black Socks]

12 I'm singing in the rain

[Woodzyowl]

11. And I'm stabbing in the rain.

[BasketOfPuppies]

12. I'm counting in the rain.

[Mister Tom]

What's the difference between Gene Kelly and a vicar? One's singing in the rain, the other's reining in the sin.

13

[cavalieredraghi]

12 where is our back up.

[Woodzyowl]

11. Good question. I had my finger on the trigger, but there's no need for another 3 posts at least.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Tweeeeeelve.

[Black Socks]

thirteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[Dirtytabs]

Twellllllllve

[igordragonian]

eleven,
Am I right?

[cavalieredraghi]

10 you are correct dragonian.

[Woodzyowl]

9. Wow, I need to pay more attention.

[Mister Tom]

10. Nah, you're good

[igordragonian]

9 again! againnnnnnnn!

[BasketOfPuppies]

Ten. Jobs suck.

[Woodzyowl]

9. Indeed.

[cavalieredraghi]

8 now we are pushing it.

[Mister Tom]

9
Try again. Try harder.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Ten again.

[Dirtytabs]

9. Single digit

[Woodzyowl]

8. Man, things are really moving.

[Black Socks]

9 Will this ever end?

[BasketOfPuppies]

10. Hopefully not.

[cavalieredraghi]

9 good luck!

[Woodzyowl]

8. Wheeeee

[Dirtytabs]

7 Whaaaaaa

[igordragonian]

6 wheoooOo

[cavalieredraghi]

5 now we are talking.

[Woodzyowl]

4. *puts sniper rifle back away*

[igordragonian]

3!!!!
Muahahah

Eep!

[Mister Tom]

4. Not so fast

[Dirtytabs]

3 A little slower.

[igordragonian]

2
Faster!!

[Woodzyowl]

1. Congress.

[Black Socks]

2 Much happened while I slept...:smalleek:

[BasketOfPuppies]

3. Good morning.

[Mister Tom]

4. Back once again with the ill behaviour

[Woodzyowl]

3. Do you have any other kind? :smalltongue:

[Black Socks]

4 spartaaa!!!!!

[cavalieredraghi]

3 I am back from sleep

[Mister Tom]

4. Hello again

[Woodzyowl]

3. Something something Spanish Inquisition.

[igordragonian]

2
me too!
me too!

[Black Socks]

3 It's only a flesh wound!

[BasketOfPuppies]

FFoouurr..

[Woodzyowl]

3. Fun stuff.

[igordragonian]

2!!!
!!!!!!!!!

[Black Socks]

3 scoobydoobydoooo

[BasketOfPuppies]

Four again.

[Woodzyowl]

3. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

[cavalieredraghi]

2 it is then.

[igordragonian]

2
Againnnnnn

[BasketOfPuppies]

Sorry igor, you got ninja'd. Now it's 2.

[Dirtytabs]

And it's 1 now.

[Mister Tom]

2. Htyjyikuiktvsrking rotgut fzgkgbfbrtixnvbrky c

[cavalieredraghi]

1 again push more ponies!

[igordragonian]

Mmmm...

0

????

[hustlertwo]

1. Down with my new Serpents' Hill colleague!

[igordragonian]

0
You stalker!!
Good to see you.

[Woodzyowl]

-1. Good.

[Black Socks]

0 Here we go again...

[cavalieredraghi]

-1 Dragonian please remember the three post rule.

[BasketOfPuppies]

1. Igor's last post doesn't count because they neglected the three post rule.

[Woodzyowl]

0. Truth.

[Black Socks]

1 post to rule them all

[Mister Tom]

2 many ponies

[Dirtytabs]

1 Could use more

[Woodzyowl]

0. Always moar ponies.

[Black Socks]

1 What happens when this thread reaches 50 pages?

[Mister Tom]

Then i's time 2 vary the rules I guess, but the basic premise is still the same

[Dirtytabs]

No, it's back to square 1

[Woodzyowl]

0. This thread is a war. And war never changes.

[Pseudo_Nym]

My, you're a negative one. You know what else never changes? Candy corn. But you have to focus on war.

[Black Socks]

0 :smallcool::smallcool::smallcool:

[Mister Tom]

1 ring binder to bind them

[Woodzyowl]

0. Wheeeee

[Pseudo_Nym]

That's the spirit!

-1

[BasketOfPuppies]

Zero. At 50 pages I make a new thread.

[cavalieredraghi]

-1 and that will be a glorious day.

[Woodzyowl]

-2. Wheeeee

[Pseudo_Nym]

Negative three.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Negative two.

[cavalieredraghi]

-3 my friend sorry to disappoint you.

[Dirtytabs]

I hope we will be -4 a while.

[Mister Tom]

-3 lots of ponies around; time to build that glue factory

[BasketOfPuppies]

-2. Or we could not murder our equine friends.

[cavalieredraghi]

-3 murder is bad mmmmkay

[hustlertwo]

-2, and I suspect someone rallied support from the ponies thread. But we shall persevere.

[Woodzyowl]

-3. Wheeeee

[Black Socks]

-2 Raptor I summon thee

[Pseudo_Nym]

Minus three.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Back to negative two.

[Woodzyowl]

-3. Wheeeee

[Mister Tom]

-2. truly, the fun never ends.

[Dirtytabs]

-3 It just goes on.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Negative two yet again.

[Woodzyowl]

-3. Wheeeee

[Black Socks]

-2 Seesaw seesaw

[Mister Tom]

-1 evening all!

[BasketOfPuppies]

0. Huzzah, upwards movement!

[Woodzyowl]

-1. Cease that immediately!

[Black Socks]

0 RLY? :smalltongue:

[Mister Tom]

Yep, pos1tive!

[hustlertwo]

2, hooray for progress!

[Woodzyowl]

1. Counterspell!

[Black Socks]

2douken!!!

[Mister Tom]

3 -yuken! .

[hustlertwo]

I ain't no 4tunate son.

[Woodzyowl]

3. Where did my allies all canter off to?

[BasketOfPuppies]

4. Elsewhere.