Count to 50: Ponies vs. Non-Ponies XLVII: *Poke* to 50!

[BasketOfPuppies]

5. Blarglewarglefargleflop.

[Mister Tom]

6. Morning, all

[FinnLassie]

7. Is this heaven?

[Dudeons]

8. Is this the real life?

[Black Socks]

7 What if nothing is real? What if life is all a daydream of a robin basking lazily in the sun after a fresh meal of worms? What then?

[Woodzyowl]

6. Is this just fantasy?

[BasketOfPuppies]

7. Caught in a landslide?

[Dirtytabs]

6 No escape from reality?

[FinnLassie]

7. c-c-c-c-combobreaker

[Woodzyowl]

6. Open your eyes.

[BasketOfPuppies]

7. Look up to the skies and seeeeeeeeeee.

[ViscountGrey]

8 I'm just a poor boy

[Dudeons]

9. I need no sympathy.

[Woodzyowl]

8. Because I'm easy come, easy go.

[FinnLassie]

9. Why must you do this

[Mister Tom]

10, which Woodzy probably thinks is a little high, personally I'm of the opposite opinion.

anyway,

[Dirtytabs]

9 Any positive number is too high.

[Woodzyowl]

8. Little high, little low.

[BasketOfPuppies]

9. Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me.

[FinnLassie]

10. reminds me of that Japanese game show. ten, tenten, tententen...

[Mister Tom]

11. To-Oo mee. ( literalists. Sigh)

[Woodzyowl]

10. Mama, just killed a man.

[Dudeons]

11. Put a gun against his head.

[FinnLassie]

12. Am I the only one not getting into this :smalltongue:

[BasketOfPuppies]

13. Possibly.

[Woodzyowl]

12. Pulled the trigger, now he's dead.

[Mister Tom]

13 Mamma, life had just begun

[FinnLassie]

14. It's a number!

[Dirtytabs]

13. Oh no!

[Woodzyowl]

12. And now I've gone and thrown it all away.

[Mister Tom]

13. Mamma, Ooooooh (any way the wind blows)

[Dudeons]

14. Didn't mean to make you cry.

[BasketOfPuppies]

15. If I'm not back this time tomorrow

[Woodzyowl]

14. Carry on. Carry on as if nothing really matters.

[Mister Tom]

15. Too late....

[FinnLassie]

16. Now that 'carry on' was said, I have Carry On My Wayward Son playing in my head. Not bad.

[Dudeons]

17. My time has come.

[Woodzyowl]

16. Sent shivers down my spine.

@Finn: not bad Indeed.

[BasketOfPuppies]

17. Body achin' all the time

[Dirtytabs]

16 Goodbye

[Mister Tom]

17 Everybody
I've got to go

(Cue wild celebratory squawking)

[Woodzyowl]

16. Got to leave you all behind and face the truth.

@Tom: Hooting. Celebratory hooting.

[BasketOfPuppies]

17. *guitar noises*

[Black Socks]

16. *drum solo*

[Mister Tom]

17.


Guys guys guys. You came in early again with the guitar!

It's I don't wanna die/ sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all next.

Shall we start again from the top?:smalltongue:

[Woodzyowl]

16. Next thread title is Counting Rhapsody?

[FinnLassie]

17. Are we stuck?

[BasketOfPuppies]

18. Whoops.

[Black Socks]

17. My idea for the next title was Pony Wars: the Non-Ponies Poke Back

[Woodzyowl]

16. I think this is only the first or second title in a row about poking. It's not a super common motif.

[Mister Tom]

17 how about P/NP problem?

[hustlertwo]

18. Count me a fan of Counting Rhapsody. Scaramouche!

[FinnLassie]

19. That's how old I was when I turned nineteen.

[Woodzyowl]

0. Then you got sniped.

Also, we should probably hold off on the thread naming for a few pages. Though we could always just call it Owls with Sniper Rifles :smalltongue:

[Dirtytabs]

-1 (finally)

[ViscountGrey]

0 - a nice round number

[FinnLassie]

1. First!!1

[Black Socks]

0. Back down we go

[BasketOfPuppies]

1. I'll go update.

[Woodzyowl]

0. Wheeeee

[FinnLassie]

1. Bouncing around.

[Mister Tom]

2
Next meme, anyone?

[BasketOfPuppies]

Three. Gun.

[Woodzyowl]

2. Blarglewarglefargleflop

[Black Socks]

1. I feel tired

[FinnLassie]

2. Join the Gentlefolk's Chocolate Club!

[BasketOfPuppies]

3. Maybe later.

[Woodzyowl]

2. Are owls allowed?

[Mister Tom]

3 I've never tried dipping them in chocolate,but I guess.

[Black Socks]

2. I prefer vanilla over chocolate. (Sacrilege!)

[Dirtytabs]

1. Classic.

[Woodzyowl]

0. Something something banana.

[BasketOfPuppies]

1. Of course owls are allowed.

[Black Socks]

0. What about ponies?

[FinnLassie]

1. Everyone that vows to be lovers, admirers and consumers of chocolate are eligible to join!

[Woodzyowl]

0. Even folks who aren't gentle?

[BasketOfPuppies]

OOOnnneee...

[Black Socks]

0. @Finn: Where can I sign up?

[Mister Tom]

One.".......

[Woodzyowl]

0. Wheeeee

[FinnLassie]

1. There isn't even a need to sign up anywhere, you just become a member by being a chocolate lover! Though, if you consume your chocolate with a fork and knife, you're out. We have already had to take measures once.

[BasketOfPuppies]

2. That's pretty strict.

[Dirtytabs]

1 How about with chopsticks?

[Woodzyowl]

0. Or with a sniper rifle?

[Mister Tom]

1 What, you're going to fire them in?

[FinnLassie]

2. I mean, chili chocolate is a thing. Firey.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Three. Interesting.

[Woodzyowl]

2. Actually, you freeze the chocolate, toss it in the air, have someone snipe at it, and then everyone flies around and catches the falling shards of chocolate in their beaks. It's quite technical.

[Dirtytabs]

1 Sounds like a lot of work.

[FinnLassie]

2. It's all worth it if it's for chocolate's sake.

[Mister Tom]

3. Fruit dipped in melted chocolate. That is all.

[Woodzyowl]

2. Is it really?

[Dirtytabs]

1 But wait! There's more!

[FinnLassie]

2. I'm hoping this is about a secret stash of chocolate.

[thirsting]

3: I like how chocolate sticks to people's waists. I like round things.

[BasketOfPuppies]

4. I could go for some chocolate.

[Woodzyowl]

3. I could go for some throats.

[FinnLassie]

4! Um, what does that mean?

[Mister Tom]

5. So, yeah...

[Dirtytabs]

4 Stay outta that.

[Woodzyowl]

3. Carpe jugulum.

[FinnLassie]

4. Wharblglbalb

[BasketOfPuppies]

5. Blarglewarglefargleflop. (That's now in my phone's autocorrect btw)

[Mister Tom]

6. Appealing!

[Woodzyowl]

5. You have done well, young grasshopper.

[Dirtytabs]

4 Blarglewarglefargleflop. Amazing.

[BasketOfPuppies]

5. It's such a good word.

[FinnLassie]

6. I shall impress you with my umlauts! åäö

[Woodzyowl]

5. It is. And... I am?

[Mister Tom]

6 It is.
:smalltongue:

[Dirtytabs]

5 Isn't it? Isn't it?

[BasketOfPuppies]

6. It's over, isn't it?

[Woodzyowl]

5. Apparently not, seeing as you're still using it after all these times I have :smalltongue:

Also, I googled "blarglewarglefargleflop". Apparently it's a Woodzy original.

[Mister Tom]

5. I googled "blarglewarglefargleflop". Apparently it's a Woodzy original.

Apparently the forest floor is littered with Woodzy originals.

6

[Dirtytabs]

5 Dur hur hur hur poop joke

[FinnLassie]

6. We're stuck in a loop.

[Woodzyowl]

5. Moar poniez.

[BasketOfPuppies]

6. Or not.

[Mister Tom]

Magnificent! 7

[FinnLassie]

8. an infinite looking number.

[Woodzyowl]

7. Blarglewarglefargleflop.

[BasketOfPuppies]

8. Me too, Woodzy.

[Zaydos]

NINE..a...

[Dirtytabs]

``888888``
`88````88`
88``````88
`88````88`
``888888``
`88````88`
88``````88
`88````88`
``888888``

[Woodzyowl]

7. Wheeeee

[FinnLassie]

8. Back at it again with those rising numbers

[Mister Tom]

9. I like those numbers

[BasketOfPuppies]

10. As do I.

[Woodzyowl]

9. Gosh golly darn it dang.

[FinnLassie]

10. Let's get it oooon

[Mister Tom]

It goes up to 11

[BasketOfPuppies]

12 of one, a dozen of another

[Woodzyowl]

11. Meeeeeeeeeep

[Dirtytabs]

10. Mooorp

[FinnLassie]

11. Oneteen!

[Mister Tom]

Twelve. Dozen look good for the poneez

[Woodzyowl]

11. At least I had an ally post earlier.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Tweeeeelve.

[FinnLassie]

13. Thank goodness it's not Friday!

[Mister Tom]

14. Thank goodness it's not Monday yet...

[Woodzyowl]

13. Every day is Monday.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Fourteen. True.

[Cuthalion]

Fifteen. It's my birthday.

[Mister Tom]

16. Happy birthday (precioussssss...)

[Woodzyowl]

15. Unhappy days.

[BasketOfPuppies]

Sixteenteen.

[hustlertwo]

17. You can't keep a good anti-pony down.

[Mister Tom]

18. Have you tried using bird lime?

Oh wait, that's for ponies

' |
@V : It pleases me that it is believed our... arrangement works as you suggest ;p

[Zaydos]

19 *tips hat to Doctor Doom's Lovecraftian pet*

[Dirtytabs]

18. :smallannoyed:

[Woodzyowl]

17. Blarglewarglefargleflop.

[BasketOfPuppies]

18. Well said!

[Zaydos]

Nineteen. I see they've made spaces not trick the minimum character thing now.

[Dirtytabs]

18 !

[Woodzyowl]

17. I'm amazed that I haven't needed to fire this round yet. Good job.

[BasketOfPuppies]

18. Good to see ya, Zaydos.

[Zaydos]

19 Thanks BoP.

Anybody know a CR ~5 Chaotic Neutral Outsider without a load of SLAs (something weaker than a red slaad)... maybe mud slaad would work... *goes to check*

[Black Socks]

18. Wow, I leave for 10 days and the count goes from 0 to 19. *sighs* :smallwink:

[BasketOfPuppies]

19. Stone Giant.

[Woodzyowl]

17. That was 2 posts, BoP :smalltongue:

[Dirtytabs]

2*2*2*2...

[Zaydos]

17 Also Stone Giant fails at the CN Outsider bit. I mean I am not making the "Connection to Limbo" ability let you vomit a specific but completely unrelated to Limbo out of your mouth. Vomiting chaotic neutral outsiders at people is where I draw the line. Though I might just make it be bleeding chaotic... ooh I should look at oozes.

[Mister Tom]

18. Miss me?

[BasketOfPuppies]

19.
@Tom: yes
@Woodzy: oops
@Zaydos: I was kidding.

[Dirtytabs]

18 (nodnod)

[Zaydos]

19 I went with bleeding slimes and puking slaads. Why would you choose summoning chimera ants over puking toad-men at people?

[Cuthalion]

Twenty. Hey Tabs and Zaydos! :smallsmile:

[Mister Tom]

21. Jump street!

[Dirtytabs]

Twenty. Hey Cuthalion!

[Zaydos]

21 Hey Cuthalion. Cthalion... You're a Lovecraftian lion monster who thought he could disguise himself with an extra u aren't you?

*eyes narrow suspiciously*

[Woodzyowl]

0. Dirty got the snipe. Because I was out camping.

[Mister Tom]

One. Yes, he did.

[Dirtytabs]

0. Oh, uhm, yes I did.

[BasketOfPuppies]

1. Let me go update.

[Zaydos]

2 wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemwahahahahah ahahahahahaahaahahahahahaahahhahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[Woodzyowl]

1. Now I'm back and loaded.

[Mister Tom]

2 Metaphorically.

[FinnLassie]

3. I'm alive!

[BasketOfPuppies]

4. Good to hear.

[Woodzyowl]

3. Living is definitely a thing.

[Mister Tom]

4 ( my autocomplete options suggested more and years after this for some reason...)

[Zaydos]

5 elements.

[Vivee]

6.
Fun fact: 666 isn't actually the number of Satan, it's actually 616!

[Cuthalion]

21 Hey Cuthalion. Cthalion... You're a Lovecraftian lion monster who thought he could disguise himself with an extra u aren't you?

*eyes narrow suspiciously*

Still not. :smalltongue:

7.

[FinnLassie]

8. ooo, look at that Cuthalion, back at it again with those chickens

[Mister Tom]

9. Onward and upwards

[Zaydos]

10 Even if you aren't a Lovecraftian lion entity I now want to make one.

[Woodzyowl]

9. Counterspell.

[Dirtytabs]

8 Countertop.

[Mister Tom]

9. Counter Monte Cristo.

[Woodzyowl]

(non-counting post)

Page 49! Time to think of another title! I still propose Count to 50: Ponies vs. Non-Ponies XLVIII: Counting Rhapsody!

[Zaydos]

10 Yes a new thread won't be bookmarked and then I can forget about this silly counting altogether once more :xykon:

[Woodzyowl]

9. Count to 50: Ponies vs. Non-Ponies XLVIII: Who needs bookmarks!

[Vivee]

10
Count to 50: Ponies vs. Non-Ponies XLVIII: Wait, this is still going?

[BasketOfPuppies]

11. Dang, Woodzy beat me to it. Friggin owls man. I'll make the new thread in ~3.5 hours. Hopefully.

[Zaydos]

12 I don't need bookmarks. I need to avoid them.

[Dirtytabs]

11
Count to 50: Ponies vs. Non-Ponies XLVIII: Friggin owls, man

[Woodzyowl]

10. I like it.

[Mister Tom]

11.

Count to 50 Ponies vs. Non-Ponies XLVIII: Hoof hearted

[BasketOfPuppies]

Ok, it's taken a little longer than it should've, but I'm now working on the new thread. No more posts in this thread will be considered.

- - - Updated - - -

The new thread is now up.