Count to 50: Ponies vs. Non-Ponies XLVII: *Poke* to 50!

[BasketOfPuppies]

On the day this thread was created, it's my birthday!
Normally, non-ponies add 1 to the count, and ponies (i.e. people with a My Little Pony/equine avatar) subtract 1. However, once the count reaches 1 above/below the record for non-ponies or ponies, respectively, the game enters PANIC. The moment a pony posts (Or non-pony, if the ponies have broken their record), the count is reset to 0. You have to try to increase the record as much as you can before PANIC is stopped. When that side wins, they get a point, the count is reset to 0, and their record is reset to ±10.

The Three-Post Rule is in effect, meaning that you need to wait for three people to post after you do, or else your post won't count.

Additional information: The Three-Post Rule applies across the thread boundaries due to the special nature of this game.

Non-Pony wins: 21
Non-Pony Panic: 19
Pony wins: 7
Pony Panic: -37
The count starts at -25. Filler text!

[Laharal]

-24 Poking back from the dead!

[Laughing Dog]

-23. No pokes for you!

[Woodzyowl]

-24. Happy birthday BoP! *poke*

[Dudeons]

-23. Death by massive poking.

[Elenna]

-22. New thread, new *pokes*! Also, happy birthday! :smallbiggrin:

[Dirtytabs]

-23 Happy birthday!
Poke.

[Shadow11615]

-22. *poke* ♫This is your birthday song, it isn't very long. ♪♫
youtube.com/watch?v=NyLMSBydiq4

[Woodzyowl]

-23. *poke *

[BasketOfPuppies]

-22. Thanks for the birthday wishes guys.

[Jon0113]

-23.,....
Band wagon ho!
Happy birthday

[Dirtytabs]

-24 Jiggery pokery

[Woodzyowl]

-25. Good. I was thinking everyone had forgotten this thread. *poke*

[Dudeons]

-24. Impossi*poke*!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-23. Forget this thread? Inconceiva*poke*!

[Jon0113]

-24.....poke the non-believers.
Poke!

[Woodzyowl]

-25. Wheeeee *poke*

[Bobbybobby99]

-26. The octopus used Bayesian reasoning.

I think I'll forgo the whole poke thing, it's starting to seem a bit undead to me.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-25. Poking will never die.

[Jon0113]

-26........
Cause it's a poker, poker night.
Cause nothing going to save you from the poke in the night.

[Woodzyowl]

-27. Let me *poke* crazy, crazy on you.

[Bobbybobby99]

-28. All right, I'll comprimise. The Octopus Poked Santa Clause.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-27 I saw Mommy pokin' Santa Claus last night!

[Jon0113]

-28....
And I said girl, you poke wonderfully tonight

[Elenna]

-27. To boldly poke where no man has poked before!

[Bobbybobby99]

-28. The octopus poked the prime minister.

[Woodzyowl]

-29. Wheeeee *poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

-28. Poke before bed.

[Elenna]

-27. *pokes*

[Jon0113]

-28....
Maybe I'll be poked again
I'll be poked again
I'll be poked again
To feel a little poked

[Woodzyowl]

-29. I'm poked. Goodnight.

[Bobbybobby99]

-30. The octopus poked the pickled eggs.

[Dudeons]

-29. Open poke!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-28. Close poke.

[Dirtytabs]

-29 Far poke.

[Elenna]

-28. Near poke.

[Bobbybobby99]

-29. The octopus poked Paris Hilton.

[Dudeons]

-28. Roundhouse poke.

[Jon0113]

-29.....
Upperpoke

[Dirtytabs]

-30 Downer poke.

[Elenna]

-29. Front poke.

[Dudeons]

-28. Preemptive poke!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-27. Back poke.

[Jon0113]

-28.......
Head poke

[Dirtytabs]

-29 Tail poke

[Woodzyowl]

-30. Late poke.

[Dudeons]

-29. Sniper poke.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-29. I've a choir concert in a few hours. Also poke.

[Jon0113]

-29.....
Ninja poke

[Woodzyowl]

-30. Fire emblem poke.

[Elenna]

-29. Poke poke.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-27. Post choir concert poke.

[Dudeons]

-26. cloaked poke

[Woodzyowl]

-28. Poke pulling a BoP :smalltongue:

[Jon0113]

-29............
A/c poke

[Elenna]

-28. Morning poke.

[Dudeons]

-27. Genghis Poke.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-26. Another poke.

[Woodzyowl]

-27. Stabbity poke.

[Jon0113]

-28.........
Super poke

[Dudeons]

-27. Ex*poke*ia! Obliterate!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-26. Counterpoke!

[Elenna]

-25. Head poke!

[Woodzyowl]

-26. *poke*

[Dudeons]

-25. Do you even poke, bro?

[Jon0113]

-26.......
Slow poke

[BasketOfPuppies]

-25. Quick poke.

[Woodzyowl]

-26. Blarglewarglefargleflop *poke*

[Dudeons]

-25. I have the high poke!

[Jon0113]

-26,......
Sleepy poke

[BasketOfPuppies]

-25. Blarglewarglefarglepoke.

[Woodzyowl]

-26. I approve of this *poke*.

[Dudeons]

-25. A poke for me is a poke for change!

[Jon0113]

-26.......
I'm jon0113 and this is my favourite poke on the gitp message board

[BasketOfPuppies]

-25. So I'm marathoning Glee.

[Woodzyowl]

-26. *poke*

[Dudeons]

-25. Simple *poke*

[ef87]

-24 taking one for the team

[Jon0113]

-25........
The correct term is poke evil, not poke uglies

[Woodzyowl]

-26. *stabbity poke*

[Dudeons]

-25. You can't have your cake and *poke* it too.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. Poke on me. Poke. Me. On!

[Jon0113]

-25........
This poke ain't big enough for the two of us

[Woodzyowl]

-26. All I want is to *poke* my peace of mind.

[Dudeons]

-25. Put your hands where I can *poke* 'em!

[Elenna]

*Poke* to -24!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-23. Poking upwards!

[Woodzyowl]

-24. Wheeeee *poke*

[Dudeons]

-23. Raida Poke!

[Jon0113]

-24...........
S poke, there ain't no poking like an s poke poking

[BasketOfPuppies]

-23. Good morning all!

[Woodzyowl]

-24. You failed your poke. *poke*

[Dudeons]

-23. You have poked me for the last time.

[Jon0113]

-24......
The pokes afoot, follow your poke and apon this poke cry poke for poke, poke and St poke

[BasketOfPuppies]

-23. Time to go poke hunting.

[Woodzyowl]

-24. Spice and *poke*

[Dudeons]

-23. What is *poke* (*poke*)? Baby don't hurt me...

[Elenna]

-22. Evening poke...

[Dirtytabs]

-23 Morning poke?

[Woodzyowl]

-24. Slow poke.

[Jon0113]

-25..........
Repoke my fire
Your poke is my only desire

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. Uppoke.

[Dudeons]

-23. Sep-*poke*-ku

[Woodzyowl]

-24. *poke*

[Jon0113]

-25.......
The pokes on the bus go in and out

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. *poke*.

[Dudeons]

-23. Do you smell? What the Rock?! IS POKING?!

[Woodzyowl]

-24. I never expected this to be this *poke*ular.

[Jon0113]

-25......
Do the poke, do the poke, do the poke, do the poke

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. You inderestipoke us.

[Dudeons]

-23. Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect poking for you

[Woodzyowl]

-24. I love Bast. Also, *poke*

[Jon0113]

-25.......
And if you poke your eyes, you can almost feel like you've been poked before

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. Step back from the poke!

[Dudeons]

-23. I'll make him a poke he can't refuse.

[Woodzyowl]

-24. Wheeeee *poke*

[Jon0113]

-25.......
I'm gonna poke you, sweetly,
You know im gonna poke you gently

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. Poke.

[Dudeons]

-23. How many pokes does it take to get to the center of the number line?

[Woodzyowl]

-24, says Mr. Owl. Also, *poke*

[Dirtytabs]

More like -25 (poke)

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24 pokes is quite a few.

[Dudeons]

-23. Don't believe me just poke!

[Jon0113]

-24...........
All in all its just another poke in the wall

[Woodzyowl]

-25. Wheeeee *poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. Pooooooooke.

[Elenna]

-23. *pokes*

[Dudeons]

-22. Pokin' on the ritz!

[Woodzyowl]

-23. This hard drive may have me beat. *poke*

[Jon0113]

-24,........
you were only supposed to poke the bloody doors off

[BasketOfPuppies]

-23. Poking in the rain, just poking in the rain!

[Dudeons]

-22. You can dance! You can jive! Having the poke of your life!

[Woodzyowl]

-23. We can poke if we want to. We can leave your friends behind.

[Jon0113]

-24......
Poke, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship poke. It's continuing mission: to poke strange new worlds, to poke out new civilisations, and to boldly poke where no man has poked before.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-23. You pokin' to me? YPU POKIN' TO ME‽

[Dudeons]

-22. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a poke.

[Woodzyowl]

-23. Wheeeee *poke*

[Jon0113]

-24.........
The poke is unpredictable, but in the end it's right, I hope you had the poke of your life

[BasketOfPuppies]

-23. Preemptive pokery.

[Dudeons]

-22. Pokeadaisical.

[Woodzyowl]

-23. Blarglewarglefargle*poke*

[Jon0113]

-24............
Your no poke, your no poke of mine
Where should I poke and what should i do

[Dirtytabs]

-25 Apoke-alypse Now

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. You can poke if you want to, you can leave your friends behind.

[Woodzyowl]

-25. Because your friends don't poke and if they don't poke then they're no friends of yours?

[Dudeons]

-24. This ain't no poke for no hero. This ain't no poke for no better man.

[Jon0113]

-25..........
We don't need no 'poke'ucation
We don't need no poke control

[Dirtytabs]

-27 Hy-poke-ondria

[Elenna]

-26. *poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

My-poke-chondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[Woodzyowl]

-25 miscounts. *poke*

[Dudeons]

-24. Your poke, creep.

[Jon0113]

-25...........
I want to poked when I wake up, on the right of the wrong bed

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. I poke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed

[Woodzyowl]

-25. *poke*

[Dudeons]

-24. Poke me up when September ends.

[Jon0113]

-25.........
Baby we were born to poke.

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. Got the best results we could at my choir concert tonight! Also poke.

[Elenna]

-23 *poke*

[Woodzyowl]

-24. I lost to the mac. *poke*

[Dirtytabs]

-25 A-poke-rypha

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. Apokealypse.

[Dudeons]

-23. Thou shalt not poke.

[Jon0113]

-24......
Thou shall respect thy poke and thy prod

[Woodzyowl]

-25. WheeeeeIshouldn'tbeawakethisearlyeeeee*poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. Just woke up and need a nap. Poke.

[Elenna]

-23. *sleepy poke*

[Jon0113]

-24........
Oh poke you, your mumma too, and your daddy

[Dudeons]

-23. "You know what? Poke power levels! Poke Super Saiyans! AND POKE YOU!"

[Woodzyowl]

-24. Wheeee *poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

-23. Just poked the Twilight Princess remake.

[Jon0113]

-24........
Poking in my car
It's not quite a jaguar

[Dudeons]

-23. Ha-poke-en!

[Woodzyowl]

-24. Wheeeee *poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

-23. Good morning poke.

[Jon0113]

-24........
We get poked at the river
And into the river we poke
Ooohhhhh poked at the river tonight

[Dirtytabs]

-25 We shall poke on the beaches, we shall poke on the landing grounds, we shall poke in the fields and in the streets...

[Woodzyowl]

-26. Wheeeee *poke*

[Dudeons]

-25. Use the Poke, Luke!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. Pokinating the countryside, pokinating all the peasants.

[Elenna]

-23. *another sleepy poke*

[Woodzyowl]

-24. *stabbity poke*

[Jon0113]

-25........
All the pokes are coming out tonight
They're prodding up the Sky tonight
For you, for you

[BasketOfPuppies]

-24. Opening night is Friday. Kmn.

[Elenna]

-23. Break a poke!

...that made more sense in my head. :smallsmile:

[Woodzyowl]

-24. Wheeeee *poke*

[Dudeons]

-23. What is a man? A miserable pile of pokes!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-22. Is this upwardness?

[Jon0113]

-23......
You, Mr Churchill, are poked
And you, lady Astor, are prodded. But at least I shall be unpoked

[Woodzyowl]

-24. Too much up. *poke*

[Elenna]

-23. *upwards poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

-22. Poking higher and higher.

[Dudeons]

-21. I poke, therefore I am.

[Woodzyowl]

-22. Blarglewarglefargle*poke*

[Dirtytabs]

-23 Poke-a-roonie

[BasketOfPuppies]

-22. Poke Hard 2: Poke Harder

[Dudeons]

-21. Poke it harder, make it better...

[Woodzyowl]

-22. Wheee *poke*

[Elenna]

-21. *pokity poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

-20. Poke, poke, pokitty poke. I said a poke poke pokitty poke.

[Dirtytabs]

-21 Pokepokepoke

[Jon0113]

-22.......
It's begining to look a lot like pokemas

[Dudeons]

-21. Kamen Poke: Decade!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-20. Poke me, I'm Irish!

[Woodzyowl]

-21. Wheee *poke*

[Elenna]

-20. Too early... *poke*

[Dudeons]

-19. Late for class. *poke*

[BasketOfPuppies]

-18. Camping out in the bathroom to avoid class. Poke.

[Woodzyowl]

-19. It's my birthday! *poke*

[Jon0113]

-20........
One poke man

[Dudeons]

-19. Gum Gum Poke!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-18. Pokey birthday!

[Woodzyowl]

-19. *stabbity poke*

[Jon0113]

-20.......
If I were a poked man
I'll have all the pokes in the world
If I were a prodded man

[Dudeons]

-19. Poke Tales. Woo-hoo!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-18. Morning poke.

[Elenna]

-17. Evening poke.

[Woodzyowl]

-18. *poke*

[Jon0113]

-19......
Poke to you, Mrs Robinson
Jesus pokes you more than you will know

[BasketOfPuppies]

-18. Finally done with exams. Poke.

[Elenna]

-17. *poke*

[Woodzyowl]

-18. *poke*

[Dudeons]

-17. Are you trying to poke me, Mrs Robinson?

[BasketOfPuppies]

-16. The show pokes in 10 minutes!

[Jon0113]

-17............
Poke

[Woodzyowl]

-18. Wheeeee *poke*

[Dudeons]

-17. Poke! Poke! That's the sound of the police!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-16. Intermission.

[Jon0113]

-17......
So remember when we've prodding. Prodding with a poke
Poking so fast it like we're drunk
City pokes laid out before us
Put your pokes around and on my fingers

[Woodzyowl]

-18. Wheeeee *poke*

[Dudeons]

-17. Need a little excitement? POKE INTO A SLIM JIM!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-16. The play starts in 10 minutes.

[Elenna]

-15. *poke* So how was the play? :smallsmile:

[Woodzyowl]

-16. Playful? *poke*

[Dirtytabs]

-17 Mnyah mnyah mnyah mnyah (poke)

[Jon0113]

-18......
You remind me of the poke. What poke?
The poke of power. What power?
The power of voodoo. Who do?
You do. Do what?
Remind me of the poke.

[Elenna]

-17. *pokes Woodzy for bad puns*

[Woodzyowl]

-18. Noooooooooooooooooooo *poke*

[Dudeons]

-17. Poke, magic poke!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-16. Just remember- poking is half the battle.

[Dirtytabs]

-17 quid pro poke

[Woodzyowl]

-18. Wheeeee *poke*

[Dudeons]

-17. G.I. Poooooooooooke!

[BasketOfPuppies]

-16. Elections are tomorrow.

[Elenna]

-15. Or five months ago, for Canada. :smallbiggrin: *poke*

[Woodzyowl]

-16. Apparently I'm sweet and interesting. Who knew. *poke*

[Dudeons]

-15. Of course you are. What made you *poke* that?

[BasketOfPuppies]

-14. Blarglewarglefarflepoke.

[Jon0113]

-15.......
lets poke all the way tonight
No regrets, just poke
We can dance until we poke
You and I, we will poke forever

[Woodzyowl]

-16. *pokity stab*