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Gallade
2016-03-06, 01:51 PM
All adventures end. Some later, some sooner, and some in the most gory, humiliating and spectacular way possible. Let's share our best ones here. Possibly with their epitaph, if you remember it.

Ethernum, Level 8 Antipaladin
Cause of death: eaten by ants.
Last words: "I hate asking for help, but..."

Inevitability
2016-03-06, 02:02 PM
Olaf Bonadrovich, Level 3 Earth Dwarf Duskblade
Cause of death: Split personality. 'Personality' means 'body' here.
Last words: "I! Will! Die! Standing!"

eru001
2016-03-06, 03:05 PM
Marcus "Aces" Scaurus
Healer, Werewolf, Soldier, Spy
Cause of Death: DM Fiat
Last Words: Let's get this over with.


Sven Erickson
Dwarf Fighter
Cause of Death: Assassination by Black Market
Last words: Hey guys, you're gonna wanna watch this.

John Falkirk
Human Fighter/Sheriff
Cause of Death: Heroic Sacrifice/Horde of Undead
Last Words: I AM JOHN FALKIRK! YOU! WILL! NOT! HARM! MY! TOWN!

Smorgonoffz
2016-03-06, 07:21 PM
Jarod, human soldier in Swse

Me: you don't have the courage to press that button!

Ninjadeadbeard
2016-03-06, 09:05 PM
Name: Josen Artimar, Azorius Senate Enforcer
Cause of Death: Cut in half by an Orc's shortsword.
Last Words: "I'm taking you in! Dead! Or Alive!"

ReaderAt2046
2016-03-06, 09:35 PM
Brian Patrick Hood:
PC Cultist and Unexpected Hero in Call of Cthulhu
Cause of Death: Stabbed by a scorpion monster after rescuing a young girl from its clutches.
Last Words "It is given to man to have dominion over your kind. You should have known this."
Special Note: Posthumously ascended to divine status.

Gu So Zin
Last True Heir To The Throne Of The Fire Lord
Cause of Death: Succeeded on a Will save to not be healed. I knew that the one trying to heal me was an enemy, and if my body remained alive they would rip out my soul and condemn me to eternal damnation.
Last Words None.