View Full Version : Leapfrog Murder w/Superpowers

2016-03-06, 03:09 PM
Way back in the way back on another forum, there was a thread-game where you describe how you'd kill the previous poster. I'd like to do that again, with the addendum of randomized superpowers to make it a little wackier. I don't remember what it's called, but I'mma call it "Leapfrog Murder" until somebody else remembers if there's a name for this.

So, to get your random superpower, go here (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random), then include it in the post where you describe how you'd kill the previous person; using your ability to support your efforts, deliver the killing blow, and/or how you can defend against theirs with your ability. You only have weapons if the power involves them in some way. Your inventory besides that is a pair of pants, a pair of tennis shoes (along with laces n' socks), underwear of some kind (as needed), a cotton t-shirt, and an aluminum baseball bat. Everyone gets one bat.

I'll start off with what I got, Remote Teleportation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_Teleportation). Come at me.

The Great Wyrm
2016-03-06, 03:16 PM
With my Parasol Proficiency (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parasol_Proficiency), I throw my swanky umbrella as a boomerang. You're extremely surprised that an umbrella can be lethal, and it hits you before you can react and avoid it by teleportation powers.

2016-03-06, 03:43 PM
Utilizing Demonic Empowerment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Empowerment) i power up and shred you, and your parasol.

2016-03-06, 04:04 PM
Using Dance Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_Manipulation?useskin=oasis) to make you rip yourself in half.

2016-03-06, 04:51 PM
Using my power of truth manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Truth_Manipulation)I convince the universe that you never existed, thus removing you and everything you have ever done.

I then murder the poster you no longer murdered by convincing the universe they are a fish out of water.

2016-03-06, 07:45 PM
With the power of Neural Impulse Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neural_Impulse_Manipulation), I shut down your body's nervous system, rendering you incapable of movement as I chuck you off a cliff.

2016-03-07, 03:59 AM
Using my Remote_Teleportation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_Teleportation) I simply teleport the lightning bolt about to strike a bell tower in Genoa and make it connect with your head instead just after you chuck the previous poster off the cliff.

Prince Zahn
2016-03-07, 05:37 AM
Ooh boy! :smallamused:
I use my Stellar Breath (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Breath) to destroy you from the horizon with the mass and light of a million stars.
You and TPBM must make a decision, either teleport away and let your planet be destroyed, or intercept the beam by stepping in front of it?


2016-03-07, 12:15 PM
Precisely a million stars you say? What a coincidence!

I use my Number Empowerment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Number_Empowerment) to reflect your stellar breath back at you, save the plant and burn you to a crisp. Sadly, I was standing behind Gnomvid when I did that, so he still got evaporated.

2016-03-07, 09:52 PM
I emerge from the ground as a full fledged energy being due to my energy physiology (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Physiology) and burn aspi to a crisp with a fluctuating amount of power not equal to that of a million stars.

2016-03-07, 10:29 PM
With a single quick Time Portal (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Portal_Creation) I send you to the beginning of the universe, where the Big Bang obliterates you.

Prince Zahn
2016-03-08, 12:41 AM
I've been taking my "anti-timetravel medication" (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Placebo_Empowerment) and and a healthy dose of "Mach 4 Elixir" . This is the strong stuff, I can tell because it's mint-flavored.

I cut you with a knife in several hundred places before you even realize what's hurting you.

2016-03-08, 04:19 PM
I'm levitating you with my water platform creation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Platform_Creation?useskin=oasis) and drop you from a great height.

2016-03-10, 12:03 PM
I absorb all of time and space using my Meta Space Time Absorption http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Space-Time_Absorption
But because it would be lonely to be the only being in existence, I restart the universe, without Kantaki or Prince Zahn

(Apologies about formatting)