Kingdom Hearts Anime Parody IC

[Notnagel Blade]

Once there was five boys. Red, Eric, Karne, Severus, and Dante. They all lived on a deserted island with their friends and families. Everything was fine until Severus decided that he wanted to see other world. The other four boys agreed to help him since he was the weakest of the five. One day the boys were having a dream when Severus yelled "Wake up you lazy bums!"

[DanteDemon665]

What do you want you? (yelling from a distance )

[Notnagel Blade]

What do you want you damn lizard?

"Yo Demon boy I'm trying to sleep in this tree so quit your yelling" Blue sparks escape my mouth as I say that angerly

[DanteDemon665]

Hey you think i care your snoring kept me awake part of the night (with a smirk)

[The Hobo King]

I get-up with a slight yawn and look to my friends.

"Guys, I just had the weirdest dream. There was all this stained glass and weapons and monsters and then it got weird with a bunch of talking cars, planes, princes that got turned into frogs and Power Line and Bigfoot was there..."

I continued to regale my friends with my, quite frankly, awesome story, but they seemed to not care.

[Notnagel Blade]

I get-up with a slight yawn and look to my friends.

"Guys, I just had the weirdest dream. There was all this stained glass and weapons and monsters and then it got weird with a bunch of talking cars, planes, princes that got turned into frogs and Power Line and Bigfoot was there..."

I continued to regale my friends with my, quite frankly, awesome story, but they seemed to not care.

" I had the exact same dream. Weird.

[DanteDemon665]

Ok but the dream i had was me killing Red with my fist and smiling when i did it.

[Notnagel Blade]

Ok but the dream i had was me killing Red with my fist and smiling when i did it.

"Dante there a difference between a dream and what you're thinking right now "

[The Hobo King]

I gasp, shocked.

"I had that dream too!"

"now, I didn't wanna do it, but I was just being such an *******!" I smile, not getting why Dante pinched the bridge of his nose.

Or why he started muttering that I was a ****ing idiot.

[DanteDemon665]

"Dante there a difference between a dream and what you're thinking right now "
And i dont care plus something about him makes me want to punch him.

[Notnagel Blade]

And i dont care plus something about him makes me want to punch him.

" He's our friend so no punching. Besidesyou want to hit everyone"

[DanteDemon665]

No i i dont want to punch you but him i want give a big hugchoke him :)
" He's our friend so no punching. Besidesyou want to hit everyone"

[The Hobo King]

"Don't worry, Eric, I'm used to it. Besides,"

"I have a key to your house."

[Notnagel Blade]

We live on a deserted island. We don't have locks. By the way weren't we building a raft? "

[DanteDemon665]

We live on a deserted island. We don't have locks. By the way weren't we building a raft? "
Yes and the wood is right here.

[Notnagel Blade]

Yes and the wood is right here.

" Red do you have the rope "

[The Hobo King]

"You show me your wood, I'll show you my rope." I say, completely serious.

"Winky-face." I say more suggestively than a plateless van.

[Notnagel Blade]

"You show me your wood, I'll show you my rope." I say, completely serious.

"Winky-face." I say more suggestively than a plateless van.

Never ask a gay man to show you his wood. [This scene was removed for inappropriate content] "Happy?"

[Panzerlied]

I woke from my nap with a dream of drinking a vanilla milkshake and the others were still asleep. So, I adjusted my prosteteck robotic arm and removed the leaves from my right feathered wing and stretched my left bat wing. A mischievous smile formed on my face and I snapped my lizard like right fingers and summoned a pink cloud ready to drop it's sweet chocolate rain and positioned over their heads.

[The Hobo King]

"No."

I hand him the rope by circling it around his neck, making a loose knot and pulling until his face goes purple.

[Notnagel Blade]

"No."

I hand him the rope by circling it around his neck, making a loose knot and pulling until his face goes purple.

I kick him hard enough to make him let go of the rope. I go to work on the raft. Taking the wood and the rope.

[The Hobo King]

I get up and dust myself off. This happens a lot.

I go over to the others.

"So, what can I do to help?"

[DanteDemon665]

and POW!! *punched red*

[The Hobo King]

I lift my head up.

"So I should just stay down here, then?"

[DanteDemon665]

I lift my head up.

"So I should just stay down here, then?"

Yes That Would Be A Smart Idea.

[The Hobo King]

"Fine," I huff. "I'll just lay here."

[Notnagel Blade]

I came back and asked Dante "Can you get food fresh water and some cloth?"

[DanteDemon665]

Ok i will be back with the stuff

[Notnagel Blade]

Ok i will be back with the stuff

I wait patiently for dante

[DanteDemon665]

Ok im back ( has two box filled with supplies )
I wait patiently for dante

[Notnagel Blade]

Ok im back ( has two box filled with supplies )

Ok now we need to name it.

[DanteDemon665]

Ok now we need to name it.lets name it rudra

[The Hobo King]

I lift my head up.

"I think that we should name it after my grandfather, Mrs. Mr. Sir Lord Lady Fairy-Prince Kentucky-Fried Flying Rocketing Ravishing Beastmaster Monk Super Silver One-Punch President Mayor Doctor Chef Parkour Master Champion Coach Professor General Honorary Lieutenant Bachler Barbarian Pirate Captain Richard "Raptor" Ravager III!"

[Notnagel Blade]

I lift my head up.

"I think that we should name it after my grandfather, Mrs. Mr. Sir Lord Lady Fairy-Prince Kentucky-Fried Flying Rocketing Ravishing Beastmaster Monk Super Silver One-Punch President Mayor Doctor Chef Parkour Master Champion Coach Professor General Honorary Lieutenant Bachler Barbarian Pirate Captain Richard "Raptor" Ravager III!"

What about me great great uncle Father O’Mally’O’Connell’O’Carrol’O’Reilly’O’Brian’O’Sull ivan who is also Italian."

[The Hobo King]

"I say we race for it!" I propose.

[Notnagel Blade]

"I say we race for it!" I propose.

"Just to clarify i don't actually know my uncle'sname or if he exist. Ok."

[The Hobo King]

"Alright," I say, getting up. I point to the main island where we all live. " we're gonna swim to the mainland. First one there gets to name the raft. "

[Notnagel Blade]

" Or we can race to that star fruit"

[The Hobo King]

"I am literally up for anything!"

[DanteDemon665]

Hey red Kicks him in the nuts then the throat

[The Hobo King]

I slam back to the sand and give a blank stare to my friend.

"I take it you're upset with something." I say just an octave higher than is acceptable.

[Cylyx]

Karne wakes up after a long "nap"

"whats up? Anything happen while I was "napping"?

[DanteDemon665]

Hey Karne nice to see you are awake just have fun with Red and we are making a raft and trying to figure out what to name it

[Panzerlied]

*I watch the others in the tree that I was sleeping in smiling to myself. Hehe, seeing them fight and watching any kind of chaos somehow gives me a bit of a power boost, like coffee. So there I sat and watched their shenanigans.*

[The Hobo King]

"I'm helping!"

[Panzerlied]

*huh, they said that they're making a boat and trying to come up with a name for it. Just then, I came up with one, hehehe.*

"Hahahaha, what about the U.S.S. Banana Boat?!"

[Cylyx]

"Thats rather uncreative, but its not the worst idea i have ever heard>"

[Panzerlied]

"Eh, you have a point. Though I do have a name but it's more suitable for a submarine though, hahaha."

[The Hobo King]

"We're gonna race for it!" I proclaim from the ground. Maybe I should ask them to stop hitting me.

[The Hobo King]

I got hungry and decided to walk away and went to the boats.

[The Hobo King]

I untied the boat from the dock and took it to the mainland, where I took a leisurely stroll.

[The Hobo King]

After my stroll, I went to my house, ate a banana, discovered a treasure beneath the house, went on an adventure with a pirate, a monkey and Power Line, we discovered the treasure, blew it all in a minute, discovered that the real treasure was inside us all along, I gained Enlightenment and returned to the beach with my friends.

[Notnagel Blade]

Me and Red rac3 neck and neck until he triped over a coconut. I won.

[The Hobo King]

I pick-up my head from the ground, sand emptying out of my mouth as I do and being sad that my grandfather will forever go unhonored.