Jendekit
2016-03-15, 09:54 PM
I'm writing up a side-quest for use in the future that is inspired by a side-quest in Jade Empire and an episode of Samurai Jack. The basic idea is that a farmer hired the PCs to rescue his Flower of the Fields who has been taken by bandits along with the contents of his latest tax for the lord that owns the land. So the PCs track down the bandits, find the farmer's (http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/4/40/3d6c13e6f17fac79b2eb196a8deac48a.png/revision/latest?cb=20141028160228&path-prefix=protagonist) wife. What I'm looking for are lines for the wife to throw out during the fight between the bandits similar to the ones used here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEWv9RpE_vs).
The line's that I currently have are:
"You call that fighting? I've seen grumpy sheep more vicious."
"You couldn't fight your way out of a garden party of old ladies."
"I've made haggis more lethal than you!"
Once all of the bandits are dead or unconscious, the PCs will learn that yes the woman commenting on their fighting capabilities is the farmer's wife, but she isn't his "Flower of the Fields", that would be his ox.
The line's that I currently have are:
"You call that fighting? I've seen grumpy sheep more vicious."
"You couldn't fight your way out of a garden party of old ladies."
"I've made haggis more lethal than you!"
Once all of the bandits are dead or unconscious, the PCs will learn that yes the woman commenting on their fighting capabilities is the farmer's wife, but she isn't his "Flower of the Fields", that would be his ox.