What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic

[Lord Torath]

1584.) Fundamentals of Zyklonian Power Theory
Did you mean Xykonian Power Theory (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0657.html)?

[Rockphed]

Did you mean Xykonian Power Theory (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0657.html)?

Why do you think the next item is about Xykon taking revenge?:smalltongue:

[Lord Torath]

Why do you think the next item is about Xykon taking revenge?:smalltongue::smallamused: Fair enough. I'll leave it as-is.

[Bohandas]

1586.) The Faceonomicon (https://imgur.com/a/cAn6A?gallery)

[Bohandas]

1587.) Perception and Perceptibility
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1588.) Hubris and Bias

[Bohandas]

This was what I was thinking too, but on second thought never mind, both me and Bohandras don't spend enough time online. 34 is just as good a title for a machine peoples' dirty magazine.
It's the rule.

Oh! 34! I just got it! Like rule 34

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anyway, more titles...

1589.) Psionic Blues
1590.) Death After Death
1591.) Incidents in the Life of Zagyg Yragerne
1592.) Police Manual of Clairvoyant Investigation
1593.) The Large Book of Mediums
1594.) The Dark Meat Poultry Grimoire
1595.) The Triangular Book of Trigonometry
1596.) The Book of Officious Spirits
1597.) The Book of Small Change

[Bohandas]

1698.) Sightseer's Guide to Hell
1699.) Flying Saucers From the Outer Planes
1670.) Magick Without Extra Letters
1671.) Sorcery In History
1672.) The Arcane Clock
1673.) The Mechanical Booty Shaker
1674.) The Science of Slaughter
1675.) Negativity As A Positive Science

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1676.) Fear and Loathing In Perpetuity

[Lord Torath]

anyway, more titles...
1596.) The Book of Officious Spirits
1597.) The Book of Small Change

1698.) Sightseer's Guide to Hell
1699.) Flying Saucers From the Outer Planes
1670.) Magick Without Extra Letters
1671.) Sorcery In History
1672.) The Arcane Clock
1673.) The Mechanical Booty Shaker
1674.) The Science of Slaughter
1675.) Negativity As A Positive Science

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1676.) Fear and Loathing In PerpetuityThat's an... interesting... numbering scheme you've got there. :smallamused: If you don't mind, I'm going to renumber them such that the last entry is:

1605: Fear and Loathing In Perpetuity

[Elvensilver]

1606)The sending spell: 25 chapters on practical usage, metamagic, vocalisation, codes, synonymes, metric and everything else to communicate more clearly and concise over longer distance! -Various Authors
1607)Crisp and Chips: How to cook a meal using short timed fire spells. - Fiona Theret, adventuring Sorceress
1608)The art of misunderstanding - how to bluff to mask the somatic components of various magicks. -Gardin the Unlucky Bard
1609)Depictions and drawings of male drow( a sketchbook) -anonymous

[Bohandas]

1610.) Nonphysical Mechanics
1611.) Pale Night's Tales to Her Grandson
1612.) No Need For Roots
1613.) The Unknowing and The Unknown
1614.) The Prison of the Sun
1615.) Derangement of Behavior
1616.) The Origins and Extinction of Consciousness
1617.) Painting With Darkness
1618.) Art And Life In The Land Of The Dead

[khadgar567]

1619) spawns and how to sire them. a book about vampire spawn and how to not mess the process.

[Segev]

1620) Fifty Fun Pranks to Play on Your Dragon-Lady of a Sister, by Fizban

[khadgar567]

1620) Fifty Fun Pranks to Play on Your Dragon-Lady of a Sister, by Fizban
hey know segev we are not gonna turn this threat to gitp regulars as books are we.
1621)undead and organization by segev the dark lord

[Lord Torath]

1620) Fifty Fun Pranks to Play on Your Dragon-Lady of a Sister, by FizbanI had to think a bit about this one, but then it really made me laugh! :smallbiggrin:

[Segev]

hey know segev we are not gonna turn this threat to gitp regulars as books are we.
1621)undead and organization by segev the dark lordAww, thanks, but I wasn't actually thinking of the poster, but the character from which I'm mostly sure he got his name. ("Fizban" is a character in the Dragonlance novels.)


I had to think a bit about this one, but then it really made me laugh! :smallbiggrin:

I'm glad! ^_^

Fizban is strongly implied to be, if not out-and-out stated to be, Paladine in disguise. Paladine is Dragonlance's name for Bahamut. His sister is Tachisis, AKA Tiamat. Fizban, in his Fizban disguise, is a dementia-stricken loon of an elderly wizard, and would absolutely be behind pranking people if he could be kept focussed enough to do it.

Side trivia: the character Zifnab in the Death Gate Cycle may or may not be the same person; this is even less clear than the connection between Fizban and Paladine.

[Elvensilver]

1622) Abjuration, Transmutation, Conversation: a practical guide to talking with mundanes- Nihile Grahsam, gnomish bard turned wizard
1623) T'was a magical night: a guide to useful magic for festivities (+includes a comprehensive list of summons and other spells to get fitting dancepartners)-Nihile Grahsam
1624)How to create a functioning micro-ecosystem on a demipland -Elora Silverminer
1625) A speculative treaty on commoners life without access to low-level magic (warning: some of the foundings, E.g: about the availibility of clean water may seem highly disturbing. Read at your own risk!) -Kay Lionslayer

[Bohandas]

1626.) The Volume of Not Letting the Heart of A Man Be Snatched Away From Him In A Bar Somewhere
1627.) The Affirmative Denial
1628.) The Lesser Key of Imagination

[Rockphed]

1629.) The "We do not wish to be here" Axiom
1630.) Deep Down in my Heart, I Just Really Don't Want to Die
1631.) Defection and Romance: Loving Your Enemies and Hating Your Friends

[noob]

1632: A guide to understanding how working as a sailor while trapped in a demiplane separated from the rest of the world with no water spontaneously create money.

[red_kangaroo]

1633: Lady of the Rings: The Third Tower
1634: Dying of the Light
1635: Unpleasant Skulduggery - Kain
1636: Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs: A Complete Guide
1637: Beginners' Guide to Non-Euclidean Architecture - Non Euclidus, illithid savant

[Bohandas]

1638.) The Three Wrongs
1639.) The Age of Horror
1640.) Dockworkers of Infamy
1641.) Diegetics [sic]
1642.) The Evolution of Numinous Weaponry
1643.) Eighteen Thousand Years In Prison
1644.) Escape to the Hells
1645.) Language In The Evil Empire
1646.) The Book of Azathoth
1647.) The Well Wrought Sarcophagous
1648.) Asymmetry of Fear
1649.) Mainly On Fire
1650.) The Claymore and the Nettle
1651.) Deaths And Doorways

[khadgar567]

1652.) book of trigon brother blood edition

[Lord Torath]

1652.) book of trigon brother blood editionIs that Book of Trygon: Brother Blood Edition or Book of Trygon Brother: Blood Edition? Or something else entirely?

[khadgar567]

Is that Book of Trygon: Brother Blood Edition or Book of Trygon Brother: Blood Edition? Or something else entirely?
ravens dad one brother blood was his cleric if there is one is past i will change one

[Lord Torath]

ravens dad one brother blood was his cleric if there is one is past i will change oneSo Brother Blood is the author/editor of the book? If that's the case, then Book of Trygon: Brother Blood Edition would be correct.

[Bohandas]

Is that Book of Trygon: Brother Blood Edition or Book of Trygon Brother: Blood Edition? Or something else entirely?

Trigon and Brother Blood are supervillains from DC Comics

[khadgar567]

So Brother Blood is the author/editor of the book? If that's the case, then Book of Trygon: Brother Blood Edition would be correct.
only thing is the demons name is trigon not trygon and as @bohandas said both characters are dc comics villans.
you know what
1653.) True history of the demon. Ra's al Ghul
1654.) the bat the demon and the clown. oracle

[Lord Torath]

only thing is the demons name is trigon not trygon and as @bohandas said both characters are dc comics villans.
you know what
1653.) True history of the demon. Ra's al Ghul
1654.) the bat the demon and the clown. oracleTrigon. Thanks!

[Elvensilver]

1655)"The curse of twenty- Observations on the theory of probability"-Arthas Durnhill
1656)"How many critical important steps can a plan have, before he will surely fail" -Warlock Weckesa
1657)"Desnas Holy Number" -Deynæ Eukaryid
1658)"Magically determining statistical values "-Teflut Bzeoark (a signed first edition, contains two highly situational cantrips)
1659)"Observed Randomness "(A notebook)
1670)"How to become popular! A GUIDE! By Talandriel, Bard!"

[Segev]

1632: A guide to understanding how working as a sailor while trapped in a demiplane separated from the rest of the world with no water spontaneously create money.

Okay, I give. What's this a reference to?

[Rockphed]

Okay, I give. What's this a reference to?

Some D&D editions have incredibly bad rules about using skills to make money. Specifically, 3.5 has rules for using "profession" skills to make money that don't have any requirement on the sort of place you have to be to make money. So if you get yourself stuck in a demiplane and have ranks in a profession skill, you can pass the time making profession checks and accruing money.

[Bohandas]

1671.) Man Meets God
1672.) The Convept of Mind Control

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1673.) A Short History of Dwarven Philosophy

[Lvl 2 Expert]

1671.) Man Meets God
1672.) The Convept of Mind Control

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1673.) A Short History of Dwarven Philosophy

I'd suggest making that last one The Short History of Dwarven Philosophy, to see if any of the players notice. :smallbiggrin:

[Bohandas]

1674.) Magnificent Mansions of the Rich and Famous
1675.) The Acts of Congress
1676.) The First Book of Unelected Autocrats
1677.) You Unimaginative Morons! (a very angry tract written by a divine spellcaster complaining that the simplicity of the common people's imaginations and beliefs is creating unnecessary limitations on the things that magic can do because belief shapes the gods and outer planes and as such his magic is limited to the banal unimaginative shapes that people commonly think of)
1678.) Alphabetical Index of Evil Triangle Gods

[Lord Torath]

<snip>
1659)"Observed Randomness "(A notebook)
1670)"How to become popular! A GUIDE! By Talandriel, Bard!"We skipped a few numbers here, which means our most recent entry is:

1668: Alphabetical Index of Evil Triangle Gods

[Bohandas]

1669.) The Book of the Prophet Jambalaya
1670.) The Phenomenology of Spirituous Beverages
1671.) Of Mice and Other Mice
1672.) The Narcotic Manuscripts (i think I already said this, but it's not on the list)
1673.) Unpronounceable Cults

[khadgar567]

1674.) demon summoning frequently asked question and prices

[Bohandas]

1675.) The Significance of Base 9 In Numerological Analysis (a treatise proposing that the mystical properties of any number is determined by its ones column digit in base nine. For example four and thirteen both end in 4 when translated to base nine and both are unlucky)

[Bohandas]

1676.) The Nudnik Manuscript
1677.) Codex Seraphicanus
1678.) The Growler Codex
1679.) The Chicken Florentine Codex

[Bohandas]

1680.) The Book of Eye Balm
1681.) The King With Jaundice
1682.) Mysteries of the Tequila Worm
1683.) The Eiderdown Shards

[Lacco]

1684. Mind the Gap: 100 Ways to Cross a Ravine
1685. 1685 of Imperium: Detailed Almanac for The Year of Single-Eye Arachnid
1686. Donkeys, Mules and Other Delicious Treats: Goblin Cookbook
1687. How to Rest: Learn to Meditate Like Elves Do (Comprehensive Guide to Elven Meditation)
1688. Elven Runes: Learn to Write Like Elves Do

[Bohandas]

1689.) Stupid Sorcery
1690.) The Elegant Epics of Elves
1691.) The Complete Encyclopedia of Signs and Portents

[Bohandas]

1692.) The Epic of Biomesh

[Segev]

1693.) Lords of the ░░X░░lls: Vol. I░For Whom the Bel Tolls
1694.) Lords of th░░░X░Hells: Vol░II ░░Disputes with Dispater
1695.) Lords of the░░░░el░: Vol. I░I -░░░░░░░ing Mammon From Heaven
1696.) Lords of ░he ░X░░░s: Vol. ░V - The Evidence, Belial, the Claims
1697.) [A blank book in the same binding style and with blank pages in the same type and age as those around it]
1698.) Lo░░░░f t░e░░X░░s: Vol. ░V░░Levistus ░░░░Geryon With It
1699.) Lords of the ░░Hells: Vol. ░V░- Glasya-Eyed Stair
1700.) L░rds of t░░░░X░░ls: Vol. ░II░ - Shooting th░░░alzebul
1701.) Lords of the░░X░Hells: Vol. V░░I - Magical Mister Me░░░stopheles
1702.) ░░rd░░░░e░░X░░s: Vol. ░X░ - Asmodeus Ex Machina

[Lord Torath]

1693.) Lords of the ░░X░░lls: Vol. I░For Whom the Bel Tolls
<snip>I assume the "blots" are intentional, and not just symbols my computer refuses to translate.

[Segev]

I assume the "blots" are intentional, and not just symbols my computer refuses to translate.

They are. If I were an artist, they'd be rendered as faded, scratched-out, or otherwise "naturally" degraded portions of the cover, obscuring parts of the text.

[Bohandas]

1703.) The Epic of Gilligan

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1704.) Webspinner's Dictionary
1705.) Bardlet's Quotable Familiars
1706.) The Laudable Legends of Lizardfolk

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1707.) What Color is Your Ring of Feather Falling
1708.) The Science of Peace

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1709.) The Frugal Cannibal
1710.) The Frugal Cannibal Military Handbook
1711.) The Frugal Cannibal Cooks Three Ancient Corpses
1712.) The Frugal Cannibal Cooks A Whole Family

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1713.) The Cook's Guide to Anarchy
1714.) The Poor Man's Murlynd

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1715.) The Prayer of A Xerox and the Song of the Three Hole Punch
1716.) The Book Of Danny
1717.) The Letter of Jerry
1718.) On Floating Corpses
1719.) The Book of Joan
1720.) The Book of Letters
1721.) The Book of Mike
1722.) The Book of Dreamcast
1723.) The First and Second Books of Peasants
1724.) Work Shirkers and Days
1725.) The Book of Juries
1726.) The Book of Executioners
1727.) ten unrelated books by different authors all entitled "The Art of War" (cf. Sun Tzu, Sun Bin, and Niccolo Macciavelli IRL)
1728.) The Oddity [sic]
1729.) The Book of Folly
1730.) The Book of Wisenheimers
1731.) The Epic of Error
1732.) De Marijuana Medica
1733.) The Nine Books of Forgettable Deeds and Sayings
1734.) The Art of Hate
1735.) The Canon of Locked Room Mystery
1736.) Dialogue of Jason and Chucky
1737.) The Song of the Lurid
1738.) Belling the Dragon
1739.) The Feng Shui of Tony
1740.) The Comprehensive Meaning of Customs and Excises
1741.) Guidebook of the Elysian Seas
1742.) Twenty Books on the Meaning of Meaning
1743.) The Myth of Syphilis
1744.) Parallel Universes
1745.) The Stone Dead Classics
1746.) The Book of Immutables
1747.) The Book of Books About Documents About Books

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1748.) What Color is Your Seat Cushion Flotation Device

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1749.) True Scripture to Awaken the Neighbors
1750.) Lives and Opinions of Officious Philosophers
1751.) Refutation of All Veracities
1752.) The Book of Alive Burial
1753.) Declarations of the Infected

[Lacco]

1754. Eternity without Boredom: Practical Guide to Lichdom
1755. Breaking the Ray: Experimenting with Prisms
1756. Risk and Reward: Adventuring as Wizard
1757. Charisma for Advanced I.: Why Sorcerers get the Girls
1758. Charisma for Advanced II.: Fashionable without Cleavage
1759. Mirrors and Smoke: Illusions and Charms
1760. The Equilibrium of Power: Choosing the Right Combination of Spells

[Bohandas]

1761.) The Origin and Deeds of the Emos
1762.) About the Mystery of the Numbers
1763.) The Scarlet Laws
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1764.) Concerning Self-Righteous Places (De Locis Sanctimonious)
1765.) The Elevator of Divine Ascent
1766.) The Book of Fatty
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1767.) The Quinine Chronicle
1768.) Light Crystal Rhymes
1769.) The Stele of the Ludicrous Religion
1770.) The First and Second Books of the Chronic
1771.) The Provincial Capitals of Minor Nations
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1772.) The Whole Musical Enchilada
1773.) Little Book of the Construction of Butterfly Pasta
1774.) The Ivan Drago Sacramentary
1775.) The Book of Aaaargh!
1776.) The Declaration of Co-dependence
1777.) Annals of the Soft Headed
1778.) The Divinatory Comedy
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1779.) The Cubic Zirconium Sutra
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1780.) The G'day Fragments
1u81.) The Seven Cryptical Leaflets of Hsan
1782.) The Seven Cryptical Books of Hand Jive
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1783.) The Ka-ching Stone Classics

[Lacco]

1784. The Liste of Artifacta Found in Ruinned Metropolai of Grimhold by Isithapos the Mad
1785. Ethical View of the Laws of Magical Wars - a Notated Discussion of Archmagi of Three Universities
1786. How To Train Your Homunculus
1787. Mysteries of Blood: Notes from Discussion with a Vampire during Vivisection
1788. The Caster's Voice: 100 Magical Runes and their Correct Pronounciation
1789. Love and Hatred: On Nature of Spirits
1790. Orcs and Nature: The Perfect Match?
1791. Risk Management of Spellcasting: How to Mitigate Risk of Backfire
1792. Risk Management of Summoning: Pronounciation of Demonic Names as Well As Common Failures in Communication with Djinni
1793. Errata To Risk Management of Summoning: With Apologies for the 2 Feet Tennis Misspell
1794. Taking Back: How To Remove Unwanted Effects of Wish Spell
1795. Eye of the Beholder: On Beauty of Species and Monsters
1796. Eye of the Beholder: 20 Recipes

@all: thanks for catching the double numbers. Fixed.

[Segev]

1795. Eye of the Beholder: On Beauty of Species and Monsters
1795. Eye of the Beholder: 20 Recipes

The second of these should probably be 1796.

1797. Aye of the Beholder: Book 1 of the Beholder Boatswain series.

[Lacco]

1798. Eye of the Beholden: Anatomy of Eyebulb
1799. Advanced Mathematica: What comes after MDCCVC? MDCCXCVI!

@Segev: thanks for spotting that.

[Lord Torath]

Between the double 1792s and 1795s, the most recent entry is:

1800: Advanced Mathematica: What comes after MDCCVC? MDCCXCVI!

[Bohandas]

1801.) The Golden Bowel
1802.) The Final Folio
1803.) The Tragedy of Romeo and Julio [sic]
1804.) The Myriad Thingies of the Multiverse
1805.) Newly Compiled Mirror of Funhouses
1806.) New Selection and Record of Made Up Titles and Funny Names
1807.) The Six Major Had-To-Be-There Collections
1808.) Ghostly Strange Records of Strange Ghostly Recording Artists
1809.) The Pixie Chronicle
1810.) Chronicles of the Kings of Albacore
1811.) Annals of Salsbury Steak
1812.) The Vision of Charles the Morbidly Obese
1813.) On the Properties of the Paraelemental Planes
1814.) The Encyclopedia of Pain
1815.) The Book of the Sage and Thyme
1816.) On the Governance of the Underworld
1817.) Multiversal Geography
1818.) The History of Gangster Island
1819.) The Big Book of Divinations
1820.) Mummies For Dummies (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0514074/characters/nm1052894)
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1821.) The Truncated Cuboctahedron Texts
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1822.) The Nag Me All Day Codex
1823.) On the Excretia of The Soul
1824.) The Gospel of Flathead
1825.) The Book of Terry the Contender
1826.) The Homeostasis of the Archons
1827.) The Treatise on Reanimation
1828.) The Rulers of Reality
1829.) The Testament of Falsehood
1830.) The Testimony of Derivativeness
1831.) Vast Active Living Ignorance System
1832.) The Temptation of Oncogenes
1833.) Polymorphic Proteanoids
1834.) The Lightning, Mammoth Mind
1835.) The Conservation of Our Great Power
1836.) The Concept of Our Cheese Grater
1837.) On the Origin of the Material Plane
1838.) The Opiate Diagrams
1839.) The Promised Door
1840.) The Book of Gatekeepers
1841.) The Book of Answers
1842.) Ice Without Water
1843.) The Narrative of Ten Young Dwarves

[khadgar567]

1844.) codex of argent d'nur
1845.) how to summon demons argent d'nur edition
1846.) how to train your demon book I

[Bohandas]

1847.) The Linen Book of Linen
1848.) The Book of Anagram
1849.) The Book of [the Prophet] Jose
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1850.) The Book of Spin
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1851.) The Holy Press-In Bottle Adapter (a treatise on potions)
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1852.) Lemarchand's Placemat (this is a paper restaurant placemat for children. If the word search on the placemat is completed, fiends appear and drag the solver down to the lower planes)
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1853.) The Bebilith's Bibliography
1854.) The Kelubar's Catalog
1855.) The Erinyes' Encyclopedia
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1856.) The Demodand's Dictionary
1857.) The Hellbound Head
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1858.) The Fundamentals of Religion

[Noxangelo]

1859.) Kill it with love: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

1860.) Bad romance: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

1861.) Death metal: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

1862.) Scream it to the void: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

1863.) Silence between the notes: music and the necromantic arts – Asha the thrice cursed

1864.) Echo of the scream: bardic music and the undead – Asha the thrice cursed

1865.) The fine line between love and hate: musing on love in undeath – Asha the thrice cursed

as a fan of the implements/focuses of 4e/5e the books of ballads would be masterwork instruments for perform: sing and would be magical instruments like the Fochluchan Bandore. with bound spells themed on voice and sound based necromantic spells of the bard list as well as bard like PrC's. obviously they would also have some form of wail of the banshee on them

[Bohandas]

1866.) The Book of Jailors
1867.) The Book of Royal Prayer
1868.) Diary of a Lady Muskrat
1869.) The Boxspring Book
1870.) The Book of Poisoning
1871.) The Record of Kola
1872.) Liber Gonorrheus
1873.) Discourse on the Existence of the Archfiends
1874.) Discourse on the Existence of the Baernoloths
1875.) The Public Pool Essays
1876.) The Dreamhouse Essays
1877.) Comprehensive Governance in the Construction of Magic Mirrors
1878.) Occlucidarium
1879.) The Book of Curing (a treatise on salted meats)

[Lvl 2 Expert]

1880) You now have gonorrhea. (small print subtitle: How to lie in a believable fashion)
1881) This book is on fire
1882) The story of your life. Yes, yours.
1883) 1001 hilarious dungeon pranks for lightening up your adventure
1884) The Great Book of Favorite Numbers
1885) 24 hours in a vat
1886) Vikings on the run
1887) The Great Big Book of Large Thick Books
1888) Book by a Crook, a thief's diary
1889) Book by a Crook 2, a thief's diarrhea

[Lord Torath]

Well, you did it. Just had to make me go and add another post. That's over 150,000 characters of fake book titles.
1801: The Golden Bowel
1802: The Final Folio
1803: The Tragedy of Romeo and Julio
1804: The Myriad Thingies of the Multiverse
1805: Newly Compiled Mirror of Funhouses
1806: New Selection and Record of Made Up Titles and Funny Names
1807: The Six Major Had-To-Be-There Collections
1808: Ghostly Strange Records of Strange Ghostly Recording Artists
1809: The Pixie Chronicle
1810: Chronicles of the Kings of Albacore
1811: Annals of Salsbury Steak
1812: The Vision of Charles the Morbidly Obese
1813: On the Properties of the Paraelemental Planes
1814: The Encyclopedia of Pain
1815: The Book of the Sage and Thyme
1816: On the Governance of the Underworld
1817: Multiversal Geography
1818: The History of Gangster Island
1819: The Big Book of Divinations
1820: Mummies For Dummies (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0514074/characters/nm1052894)
1821: The Truncated Cuboctahedron Texts
1822: The Nag Me All Day Codex
1823: On the Excretia of The Soul
1824: The Gospel of Flathead
1825: The Book of Terry the Contender
1826: The Homeostasis of the Archons
1827: The Treatise on Reanimation
1828: The Rulers of Reality
1829: The Testament of Falsehood
1830: The Testimony of Derivativeness
1831: Vast Active Living Ignorance System
1832: The Temptation of Oncogenes
1833: Polymorphic Proteanoids
1834: The Lightning, Mammoth Mind
1835: The Conservation of Our Great Power
1836: The Concept of Our Cheese Grater
1837: On the Origin of the Material Plane
1838: The Opiate Diagrams
1839: The Promised Door
1840: The Book of Gatekeepers
1841: The Book of Answers
1842: Ice Without Water
1843: The Narrative of Ten Young Dwarves
1844: Codex of Argent D'Nur
1845: How to Summon Demons - Argent D'Nur Edition
1846: How to Train Your Demon: Book I
1847: The Linen Book of Linen
1848: The Book of Anagram
1849: The Book of [the Prophet] Jose
1850: The Book of Spin
1851: The Holy Press-In Bottle Adapter (a treatise on potions)
1852: Lemarchand's Placemat (this is a paper restaurant placemat for children. If the word search on the placemat is completed, fiends appear and drag the solver down to the lower planes)
1853: The Bebilith's Bibliography
1854: The Kelubar's Catalog
1855: The Erinyes' Encyclopedia
1856: The Demodand's Dictionary
1857: The Hellbound Head
1858: The Fundamentals of Religion
1859: Kill it With Love: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1860: Bad Romance: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1861: Death Metal: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1862: Scream it to the Void: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1863: Silence Between the Notes: Music and the Necromantic Arts by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1864: Echo of the Scream: Bardic Music and the Undead by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1865: The Fine Line Between Love and Hate: Musing on Love in Undeath by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1866: The Book of Jailors
1867: The Book of Royal Prayer
1868: Diary of a Lady Muskrat
1869: The Boxspring Book
1870: The Book of Poisoning
1871: The Record of Kola
1872: Liber Gonorrheus
1873: Discourse on the Existence of the Archfiends
1874: Discourse on the Existence of the Baernoloths
1875: The Public Pool Essays
1876: The Dreamhouse Essays
1877: Comprehensive Governance in the Construction of Magic Mirrors
1878: Occlucidarium
1879: The Book of Curing (a treatise on salted meats)
1880: You Now Have Gonorrhea. (small print subtitle: How to Lie in a believable fashion)
1881: This Book is on Fire
1882: The Story of Your Life. Yes, Yours.
1883: 1001 Hilarious Dungeon Pranks for Lightening Up Your Adventure
1884: The Great Book of Favorite Numbers
1885: 24 Hours in a Vat
1886: Vikings on the Run
1887: The Great Big Book of Large Thick Books
1888: Book by a Crook: A Thief's diary
1889: Book by a Crook 2: A Thief's Diarrhea
1890: Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer
1891: Lectitio Divinitatus
1892: one of the nine Books of Nagash
1893: Liber Necris
1894: Book of Medivh
1895: The Prophecies of Murlynd
1896: The Tale of Frankenstein's Campaign
1897: Records of Herasy
1898: The Book of Nonce Prayer
1899: The Life of Murlynd
1900: The Coronation of Louie the Ape
1901: The Collection of Magnificent Militarization
1902: On the Mundanity of the World ("De Mundi Mundane")
1903: Regarding All Colleges ("De University Universitate")
1904: The River of Sorcery
1905: The Ratfolk Sacramentary
1906: The Treatise of Crowns
1907: The Brutishness of Romance
1908: The Book of Banal Prayer
1909: The Divine Opera
1910: Jotunheim Missal
1911: Representative Answers from the Region Beyond the Heavens
1912: The Gambler's Sidearm: A Guide to Weaponizing the Humble Deck of Cards When the Tables Turn Against You – Maximillian Potash
1913: The Enchanted Deck: Unleashing the Cards' Deadly Potential – Jason Wild (contains the cantrip (level 1 for classes with no cantrips): “cards as weapons” material component: one playing card per attack. Make a ranged attack with the cards at your BAB, with each card functioning as a dagger with a range increment of 20 ft and +1 enhancement bonus per 4 caster levels, max +5 with +5 special abilities from DMG (might be too powerful, may need a limited list)
1914: Murder of Mordenkainen – Garrick the Bold. A fictional tale of an overly convoluted plot by the forces of evil to assassinate the mighty archmage.
1915: Trials of Tenser – Garrick the Bold. A fictional tale of three trials undertaken by the Archmage Tenser to obtain an artefact to defeat an evil lich.
1916: Man's Best Rriends: An Encyclopedia Series on the Dissection and Analysis of Common Urban and Domesticated Animals for the Purpose of Identifying Culinary Qualities, Potential Mundane Uses, Magical Components and Ingredients, and Materials for Use in Necromantic Spells and Rituals for the Purpose of Maximizing the Efficient Use of All Available Resources. - Lambert the butcher: Vol 1: Bats: More than Guano and Haunting Atmosphere
1917: Vol 2: Bovines: No Bull
1918: Vol 3: Swine: Bringing Home the Bacon
1919: Vol 4: Camels: Majestic Ships of the Deserts.
1920: Vol 5: Cats: More than Just Familiars and Vermin Hunters
1921: Vol 6: Dogs: Unothodox Uses for Man's Best Friend
1922: Vol 7: Donkeys, Mules and Asses: Noble Beasts of Burden
1923: Vol 8: Ponies and Horses: What to Do with the Foolish Knight's Steed
1924: Vol 9: Birds: Means Fair and Fowl
1925: Vol 10: Rats: Making the Most of What You Have When You Don’t Have Anything Else
1926: The Conference of the Dames
1927: The Book of Sajak
1928: The Tale of Cliches the Knight
1929: The Knight of the Rickshaw
1930: The Knight of the Wardrobe
1931: The Exegesis of Omnomnom
1932: Summary of Eastern Advances in Capital Punishment
1933: Topographia Hyboria
1934: Robin, The Story of the Grail
1935: The [s]Five Three Interruptions
1936: Record of Rumored Recipes for Sushi
1937: Extended Continuation of the Four Continuations
1938: Aucassin on Nicotine
1939: Market Report on the Price of Oranges
1940: The Art of Being Acquited by the Court After Selling Love
1941: The Garden of Deformities
1942: The Gospels of Rainbow Brite
1943: Questions and Answers on Old Stories (Q&A Jiuwen)
1944: The Marmalade Psalter
1945: The Garden of Disgust
1946: The Art of Courtney Love
1947: History of Abandoned Churches
1948: The Book of the Forty-Two Deep Thinkers
1949: A Fiendish Game
1950: The Caustic Order (Ordo Vitriol)
1951: History of the Church of the Destroyer
1952: The Mimosa of Medicine
1953: The Guide for the Philistine (used here as an adjective)
1954: The Book of Divine Offences
1955: The Summa of Ludacris
1956: The Prey Codex
1957: The Guide to Things Perplexing
1958: Description of Whales
1959: The Iodized Psalter
1960: The Tale of Dan Cain's Campaign
1961: The Fire Mirror
1962: Repetition of Repetitious Repetition
1963: Book of the Pimp Hand
1964: Top Secret Dictionary of Pronunciations and Meanings, Annotated
1965: Treasury of the Illuminated Eye
1966: Treasury of the All-Seeing Eye
1967: The Oppositional Mirror
1968: Infamous Herbal Glossary
1969: The Joy of Alchemy
1970: A Song of Fire and More Fire
1971: Cold Catechisms (a book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
1972: Unsolved Myths (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
1973: Plausibly Deniable Acts of God (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
1974: Nearing the End Again: A Dead Philosophers' Guide to the Afterlife of the Afterlife
1975: Cantrips Too Horrible to Even Contemplate
1976: Urine as a Spell Component: Best and Worst Uses. Includes a blooper section of comical anecdotes with drawings in the back of the book.
1977: Spiders!
1978: Living a Lie: How to Fake Life. Surprisingly complete in its approach to the topic, containing sections useful for vampires, ghouls, liches, demiliches and more.
1979: 20 Great Recipes with Dirt. Appears to be a completely serious guide written for literal dirt-poor people by a chef with the best intentions.
1980: More Spiders!
1981: Don't Mention this Book
1982: Arcane Enhanced Construction: Save Time and Money on Big Jobs with the Well Thought-Out Application of Magic
1983: Wizard Comics: Issue 1. This was a big collectible even just a few decades ago, but the title and its characters have slipped into relative obscurity among younger generations.
1984: This Book is Watching You
1985: The War in the Stars by Lucian Sunstopper
1986: They're EVERYWHERE! Where are these spiders even coming from?!
1987: A Summoner's Guide to Dinosaurs
1988: A Conjurer's Guide to Dinosaurs
1989: Tonight We're Gonna Party Like We're Ten Books that Way!
1990: Stunts and How to Execute Them
1991: Nosy Heroes and How to Execute Them.
1992: Run Now or You Will Never See Me Coming. (On closer inspection there's a little label on this one identifying it as part of the non-fiction section.)
1993: Ballad of the Great Bookwyrm
1994: In Defense of Honor: A Paladin's Memoires
1995: Ten Spells You Can Cast with Just a Book
1996: Ten Spells You Can Cast with Just this Book
1997: ARE THESE SPIDERS FROM SPACE?! GODS HELP US ALL!!!
1998: The Case Against Closing Arguments
1999: The Matrix. Small print: Do You Want to Khow What It Is?
2000: End of Year Doomsday Predictions Based on Analysis of Wall Calendars
2001: The Adventures of Space-Ulysses
2002: The Aimlessness of the Philosophers
2003: Xor and Nor
2004: The Curse of the Cannabis Cannibals
2005: A Certain Woeful Miracle
2006: The Life of Norman the Dragon
2007: The Deeds of the Weenies
2008: The Chronicle of the Fisherman Bishop
2009: Chronicle of the King of the Fishermen
2010: The Year We Made Contact Lenses
2011: The Plane of Bingeatory
2012: Troubling Revelations From Comparative Analysis Of Tear-Off Calendars (predicts that the end of the world will occur on December 31st)
2013: The Nun's Priest's Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate's Tale
2014: The Quacksalver's Tale
2015: [i]The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust[i/]: Original Musical Score
2016: Signs of the End
2017: Book to the Illuminati: In Praise of the New World Order
2018: The Ginormous Codex
2019: Pictoral of Drug Paraphernalia
2020: Pictoral Of Witches' Cauldrons
2021: Underwater Dog Breeding
2022: Battlefield Oerth
2023: The Dream of Rhomboids
2024: The Book of Juggalos
2025: The Law Codex of Vindaloo
2026: Collected Cases of Injustice Upheld
2027: The Book of Tesseracts
2028: Yuengling Saga
2029: The Gears of the World
2030: Where Is the Song of Saint Diego?
2031: Lives of the Poisoners
2032: The Leaden Legend
2033: The Booberry Tales
2034: Radio Free Avalon
2035: The Fortunate Fabrication
2036: Guide to Superhell (https://amultiverse.com/comic/2010/11/02/superhell/)
2037: Radio Free Aldebaran
2038: Atlas of Mass Transit Systems of North America
2039: Vermouth, Olives, and Grain
2040: MWH: Meat-shield, Wizard, Healer
2041: Short-Term Precognition: How to Be a Perfect Bureaucrat
2042: Experience Over Vigor: Winning wars with Old People
2043: The Index. This book catalogs all the other books, making it much easier to find whatever you are looking for. Note: the index is cursed, such that it is always the last book you find.
2044: Better Homes and Gardens New Cookbook Wally's Wizzard Wonderbook (A cookbook with a beginners Grimoire scribbled in the margins and across the recipes. The original cookbook can still be made out in some places, but mostly it is covered with arcane symbols and rambling explanations of basic magical principles that do more to confuse the reader than anything else.)
2045: What I Did On My Holidays OR The Fall Of The Markepthian Empire.
2046: Cooking with Dragons: A Kobold's Guide
2047: The Dictionary of Eye-Watering Words
2048: The Nine Temptations of Little Red in the Gumdrop Kingdom
2049: sgnitteS enacrA yadyrevE ni srorriM fo erutaN eht no snoitavresbO
2050: barbaian gide tu writen.
2051: Yet More Things to Do with a Fish and a Bucket
2052: No, this Book Won't Help, but You're Going to Flick Through it Anyway Aren't You? - A Prophetic Primer (Back cover reads "Told you so")
2053: A Horse, A Spoon and A Bucket.
2054: Experiments in Toad Elevation. Volume 9.
2055: 100,000 Words (a book with no other text, but 100 aparently random images)
2056: ! (this text is, if read and understood correctly, a detail textbook on how to become a practising wizard. It contains no words or characters.)
2057: 3+7 = Lukewarm Hotdog: The Mathematics of Irrational Planes of Existence.
2058: Where Gold Doesn't Rule the World: An Excursion to Currencies on Different Planes of Existence
2059: My Cursed Life: Autobiography of Leyra, the Cursed.
2060: How to Life While Cursed: Self-Help Book by the Arcanist Leyra the Thrice-Cursed
2061: Guide to Curse-Breaking - by Archmage Leyra, the UNCURSED!
2062: Lessons of Ironic Revenge
2063: Red Herrings and How to Catch Them
2064: of Diabolical Logarithms
2065: The Jumping Wand
2066: The Little Mage that Made
2067: Brave Familiar: Ted, the Toad
2068: The Great Familiar Conspiracy (the book appears to be damaged by claws)
2069: The Great Familiar Conspiracy 2: Rise of the Companions
2070: When Casters Get Clawed - the thrilling finale of the familar conspiracy trilogy (If you find the whole trilogy you might notice the books have different authors.)
2071: Practical Guide to Polite Politics by Prince Pete of The Principality of Primedale
2072: Freaky Familiars and Where to Find Them by Raze McClain
2073: Raze's Guide to Fiendish Dealings
2074: Making Magical Maladies by Unknown
2075: Demiplanes of the Demonic Origin
2076: How to Organize Mythical Libraries (Cursed to constantly rearrange the books around it arbitrarily and only out of sight of anyone)
2077: The Book of the Knowledge of All Domains
2078: The Me-Gusta Codex
2079: The Tales of Count Luchador
2080: The Book of Four Ancient Whales
2081: The Song of Rolaids
2082: The Cantilever Tales
2083: Catbert Rising: A great familiar conspiracy book
2084: Catbert Rising 2: Of Apes and Stoats
2085: Of Apes and Stoats 2: Rat Paladin
2086: Rat Paladin 2: Dry Hawk's Revenge
2087: The Great Familiar Conspiracy Companion
2088: Redhats for Al the Gnome (A book on the dangers of magical enhancement)
2089: An Outlands Archon in Tiamat's Court
2090: Chronicles of Frederator
2091: The Temple and the Bazaar
2092: The Fifteen Joys of Dying
2093: Pauper's Necronomicon
2094: On the Region Beyond the Don's Territory
2095: The Function of Preaching
2096: a marble figurine that someone has scribbled over in dense small-print text
2097: The Hourglass of the World
2098: The Spinning Ring of the World
2099: Concise History of the Dwarves
2100: Book of the Knights of the Zephyr
2101: On Eloquence In Dirty Jokes
2102: A Dispute Between a Priest, a Knight, and a Wizard
2103: Meditations on the Life of Imoen
2104: The Song of Rolex
2105: A Wild Mage's guide to Chaos Theory. (the book is full of random swirls of colour, words, letters, symbols and images with no apparent pattern)
2106: Mimosa Sutra
2107: The Shopping Cart of Discipline
2108: The Wheelbarrow of Discourse
2109: The Boatload of Further Doctrine
2110: The Great Locust Sutra
2111: The Great Louse Sutra
2112: The Path of Profiling
2113: Verses of the Elder Gods
2114: The Trip of Tacos
2115: The Mirror of Simpletons
2116: The Clysters Apocalypse
2117: On Eloquence in Vulgarity
2118: The Red Book of Herring
2119: The Spiritual Anoscope
2120: Psalterium Alias Laudanum
2121: The Book of Saint Albacore
2122: The Book of Good Sex
2123: The Underbite of the Nitwit
2124: The Scabbers Codex
2125: The Big Book of Surgery
2126: The Book of Crumpet
2127: The Book of Cupboard
2128: The Book of the Rook of the Horse
2129: The Book of Lesions
2130: On Wild and Magical Beasts
2131: The Red Book of Marmosets
2132: On the Art of the Incorporeal Embrace
2133: The Book of Femurs
2134: Old Hell Manuscript
2135: Colt Dialogues
2136: Ritalin Manuscript
2137: The Manured Garden
2138: The Book of Hidden Dimensions
2139: Tafsir of the Two Mystogans
2140: The Queen of Earth and Light
2141: Texmexonomicon
2142: The Moth-eaten Sutra
2143: Good Questions to ask an All-Knowing Being
2144: Why Asking an All-Knowing Being Anything at All is a Very Bad Idea
2145: Prophecies for Dummies
2146: Interpreting Prophecies for Dummies
2147: Evading Prophecies for Dummies
2148: The Texmexomnomnomnicon - This book explores the various methods and effects of noisily eating crunchy tacos.
2149: How to Eat A Child
2150: The Very Hungry Tarrasque
2151: The Stealing Tree
2152: Goodnight Death Asteroid
2153: Cloudkill: Description, Physical and Metaphysical Properties, Mechanism of Action, Symptoms, Antidotes and Methods of Treatment
2154: Ocular Injuries Caused by Sun Magic: Diagnosis, Treatment, and Medical Defense
2155: Lightning: Physics and Metaphysics
2156: Thaumoelectricity and Associated Phenomena
2157: The Historical Background of Alchemy
2158: A History of Theories of Ether and Ectoplasm
2159: A Biographical Approach to Mythological Entities
2160: Experimental Observation of Naturally Invisible Entities
2161: The Large-Scale Structure of the Material Plane
2162: The Principles of Illithid Knowledge
2163: Hidden Discord in Nature's Laws
2164: Umbral Blots, Spheres of Annihilation, and the Fate of the Universe
2165: Current Problems in Astral Distance Scaling
2166: Spontaneous Breaking of Elemental Symmetry In Regions of Controlled Limbo
2167: Transactional Interpretation of Clerical Magic/spellcasting
2168: History of Elemental Matter Physics
2169: Particle or Wave: Regarding The Intersection of the Planes of Earth and Water
2170: Arcane Seal Design: Art, Science, and Mysticism
2171: The History of Fortified Wizard Towers in Suel
2172: Castles and Towerhouses of House Yragerne
2173: Castles, Forts, and Walled Cities Throughout the Ages
2174: Encyclopedia of Primeval Warfare and Military Technology
2175: Journal of High-Energy Archaeology
2176: The Mathematics of the Soul
2177: Antediluvian Mathematics
2178: Divinatory Optics
2179: Theotechnology 101
2180: The Origins of The Planar Sextant
2181: Air-Defense Warding Systems
2182: Crop Rotation in Extraplanar Farming Systems
2183: A History of Greyhawk
2184: Above the Sky: Journeys in Pholgistonic Space
2185: The Underground Bunker and Its Development as A Military Structure
2186: Sacred History and Politics
2187: Origins of Sacred Names
2188: The Effect of the Cataclysms on Health and Medical Care in Suel
2189: Anomalous Maps
2190: Purity Through Maculation
2191: Survivalist Theology
2192: The Wars of the Lance: A History
2193: The Quest For Mass Mind-Control
2194: Esoteric Music Genres: An Introduction
2195: Oracular Archaeology
2196: Uses of Gravity Manipulation In Siege Weapons
2197: Survey of Dwarfs Living Within 20 Miles of the Capital
2198: The Spiritual Universe
2199: The Leisure Sutra
2200: The Divine Tragedy
2201: The Book of Prevarication
2202: The Book of Obfuscation
2203: The Book of the Post-Apocalypse
2204: The Epistle of the Imprisoned Prince
2205: The Epistle of G1rthPilz
2206: The Epistle of Great Saving
2207: The Epistle of the Foreign Apothecary
2208: The First Book of Mackerels
2209: The Song of Rolodex
2210: The Once and Future Vice-Mayor
2211: Regulations on Ordinance
2212: The Materials Science and Engineering of Mithril
2213: The Numerology of Repdigits
2214: The Mushroom Slayer's Field Guide
2215: Basic Micromanaging
2216: Fear of A Dwarf Planet (full score and sheet music)
2217: Experiments With People: Revelations From Vivisection
2218: Non-Human Perspectives on Human Communication
2219: A Study of Conversion, Proselytization, and Maintenance of Fanaticism
2220: Dynamics of Chicanery
2221: The Book of Confabulation
2222: The Epistle of Wire Transfers
2223: The First through Fourth Book of Macklemore
2224: Quaternion Mathematics in Crop Rotation
2225: Spooky Actions You Can Try At Home
2226: Uniquely Talented Individuals of <region of your campaign setting> - Maximillian Potash
2227: Khanetic Force – Khane Rotfuchs
2228: Khanetic Magic – Khane Rotfuchs
2229: Khanetic Mentalism – Khane Rotfuchs
2230: Khanetic Memory – Khane Rotfuchs
2231: Multiple Mental Marvels - Khane Rotfuchs and Patricia Theodora Von Alba
2232: Lo Crostini
2233: Life of 'Edward' the Duodrone
2234: Profound Superficial Principles
2235: The Enlightened Colon of Theosis
2236: One Hundred Years of Solitaire
2237: Liber de Cocaine
2238: Annals of Monday
2239: Liber Sine Cosine
2240: King Arthur and the Black Knight
2241: Codex Mayonaise
2242: Who's Who Among Apparitions
2243: Hainted Houses: A Buyer's Guide
2244: The Human Personality and Its Survival After Being Murdered
2245: Demons on the Battlefield
2246: The Gouda Purana
2247: a bookshelf made entirely out of unusually shaped books. 2 unusually tall books with pegs in their back covers form the sides, and support several additional unusually tall books which form the shelves. The back is a book which is both unusually tall and unusually wide
2248: Squeezed States of Light and Their Application in Magical Potions
2249: Thaumic Noise
2250: The Quantum Theory of Darkness
2251: Inflationary Universe: The Quest For A New Theory of Monetary Valuation
2252: Gravitationally Collapsed Objects of Very Low Morals
2253: The Leaden Scroll
2254: The Book of Statistically Random Numbers
2255: The Dead Cat Scrolls
2256: The Book of Reevaluation
2257: A History of the Orcish Language
2258: The Proper Name: A Means of Control
2259: Widows of the Soul
2260: The Four Seasons of Hospitality
2261: Mystical Concepts in the Bedroom
2262: Mystical Concepts in the Bathroom
2263: Elastic Monism
2264: Verbal Ignitions of Fire and Explosions
2265: Units of Measurement of Paranormal Activity
2266: Passing Water Step By Step Guide
2267: The Thirteen Principles of Dark Chemistry
2268: The Rhyme of the Ancient Marinade
2269: Plant Neurobiology Explained
2270: Why Is Water Blue In The Rest of the Multiverse
2271: Osprem's Deep Chemistry
2272: Estimated Use of Water In Hell over the Past Hundred Years
2273: The Underblue: Models of Planetary Interior With Subsurface Ocean
2274: Possibility of Life in the Underworld
2275: Comprehensive Assessment of Water Management in Hell
2276: Water Molecules Discovered on the Sun
2277: Water Intoxication: A Possible Way to Get High in Prison
2278: Truth, Beauty, and Other Mutual-Exclusives
2279: Theology of the Pain God
2280: Fire From Heaven, Water From Hell
2281: The Impaled God
2282: The One-Thousand Cuts Kami
2283: The Divine Centipede
2284: The Book of Revolution
2285: Ancient Theories of Postmodernism
2286: On the Borders of Seeing and Believing
2287: Inebriated Rumination as Transcendental Thought
2288: Gardens of the Transcendent
2289: Lifestyles of the Rich and All-Powerful
2290: La Hombre de Murciélagos del Alma (The Dark Knight Of The Soul)
2291: Theology and the Quest for Positive Spin
2292: Better Gnomes and Goblins
2293: On Food and Cooking: The Mythos and Lore of the Kitchen
2294: The National Cyclopedia of Useless Knowledge
2295: a cookbook aimed at hound archons featuring several recipes for squirrel and imitation squirrel
2296: Pure and Applied Chicanery
2297: Pure and Applied Comedy
2298: Their Eyes Were Watching A Play About Talking Animals
2299: Things Fall Apart If You Hit Them With A Hammer
2300: Medical Aspects Of Biological And Necromantic Warfare
2301: The Book of Trepidation
2302: The Acts of the Apostates
2303: Actuaries of the Apostles
2304: The Satan's Cyclopedia
2305: Whiner in the Rye
2306: Ketchup On The Rye
2307: Dreamtime Magazine
2308: The Dead Dog Scrolls
2309: The Madness of King Beer
2310: The Tragedy of McDonalds
2311: The Furry Wives of Windsor
2312: Loathing's Labors Lost
2313: The Taming of the Shoe
2314: The Taming of the Stew
2315: The Crime of the Ancient Mariner
2316: The Dead Grandpa Scrolls
2317: The Evil that Men Do: A Guide on the Detect Alignment Spell by M.Iron
2318: Phantom of the Opera: How to Perform a Show Using High-level Illusion Spells by M.Iron
2319: Tailgunner: A Study About Manticores by M.Iron
2320: From Here to Eternity: 100 Ways to Extend Your Lifetime by M.Iron
2321: Wasted Years: 100 Things to Do in Your Extended Lifetime by M.Iron
2322: Be Quick or Be Dead: Haste as a Life-Saving Spell by M.Iron
2323: Weekend Warrior: Extended Duration for Your Tenser's Transformation Spell by M.Iron
2324: Can I Play with Madness? How to Inscribe a Symbol of Insanity on a Bouncing Ball by M.Iron and Xykon
2325: Remember Tomorrow: Paradoxes in Time Traveling by M.Iron
2326: Iron Maiden: A Useful, Multipurpose Golem by M.Iron
2327: The Book of Ecclescakes
2328: The Rap of Raps
2329: The Book of Punch and Judith
2330: The Book of Questionable Wisdom
2331: The Rhombicuboctahedron Texts
2332: Anthony and Miss Cleo the Telephone Psychic
2333: The Very Poisonous Caterpiller
2334: The Mahaburrito
2335: The Laws of Physics and How to Change Them
2336: Sacred Profanity
2337: The Gold Trade in the Silver Marches
2338: History of Hunting Weapons From the Unremembered Past to the Inconceivable Future
2339: Primitive Technology: 1001 Projects You Can Make Without Angering the Nature Gods
2340: Standard Spears
2341: Atlas of Atlatls
2342: The Frozen Past and the Fiery Future
2343: The Origins of Dwarven Society
2344: Death Rituals, Social Order, and Immortality In the Modern World
2345: The Crisis Under Zagig Yragerne
2346: The Search For A World Beyond Sense
2347: The Bigfoot Handbook
2348: Psychic Phenomena in Engineering
2349: The Illustrious History of Magic
2350: The Meeting of High Art and Higher Mathematics
2351: Mechanan Math Monthly
2352: Bored Bill Magazine
2353: Safe Hell-Portals Through Design and Planning
2354: The Zagyg Zigzag: A Storied Symbol
2355: The Queso Service Cross
2356: Introduction of Atemporal History
2357: Meditations on Fist Philosophy
2358: Paranormal Activities You Can Try At Home
2359: The Book of Fortean Prayer
2360: a diet book that just says "Eat [REDACTED] and die!" over and over and over again
2361: Beholder Religion
2362: Interdisciplinary Public Health Reasoning and Epidemic Modelling: The Case of The Red Death
2363: Rejecting Catastrophe: The Case for the Power of Positive Thinking
2364: The Frugal Cannibal Cooks A Wino
2365: Magical Cooking and Nutrition
2366: Magical Imitation Strategies
2367: This Book is Still on Fire: Seriously, Who Keeps Putting Burning Books on the Shelf?
2368: Familiars I Have Kept
2369: Economic Report of Dekond, City of Mages, Year 267
2370: Applied Onomastics - contains the true names of several powerful planar entities
2371: Chicken Soup For The Undead
2372: The Hardby Boys
2373: Nancy Drow - a novel about a 67 year old elvish "girl detective"
2374: Porcine prophets – S. Bisset
2375: Hermetic Horses - S. Bisset
2376: Cunning Canines - S. Bisset
2377: Philosopical Primates - S. Bisset
2378: Fantastic felines - S. Bisset
2379: Amazing avians - S. Bisset
2380: Harmonus hares - S. Bisset
2381: Terrific Tortoises - S. Bisset
2382: Fabulous Fish - S. Bisset
2383: Great geese – Nicolas Hoare
2384: Expositor of Many Mysteries – Frederic plichard
2385: The Life and Adventures of Toby, the Sapient Pig: With Opinions of Men and Manners – Toby, the Sapient Pig
2386: On Beastmen – Lord George Sanger
2387: The Man Who Grows – Clarence Willard
2388: Twenty Years of Spoof and Buff – Carlton “The Human Hairpin”
2389: The Tortured Metaphor
2390: More than the Sum of Your Parts: A Guide to Life and Adventuring for Victims of Dismemberment - Mathias Buchinger
2391: Portraits, Memoirs, and Characters of Remarkable Persons
2392: Marksmanship and Trick Shots: From Nine-Pins to Pistols - Mathias Buchinger
2393: The Collected Works of Mathias Buchinger
2394: Giants and Dwarves
2395: On Playing Instruments by Mathias Buchinger
2396: Mind Over Matter: Psychology in Sleight of Hand - Mathias Buchinger
2397: Look, No Hands: Legerdemain Without Appendages - Mathias Buchinger
2398: Mind Power: Using Mental Manipulation in Slight-of-Hand and the Arcane - Mathias Buchinger
2399: The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Magical Disorders
2400: Great Itinerary of the Perverse Army
2401: Statutes of Statuary
2402: The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse Guide to Polo
2403: Book of Whores
2404: Pontius and Margera
2405: Short Annals of the Halflings
2406: The Vermin Manuscript
2407: Liber Flavus Flav
2408: The Dongle Encyclopedia
2409: The Flour of Battle
2410: The Eastman Codex
2411: The Great Loutish Sutra
2412: The Three Books On Death
2413: The Book of the Courtesan
2414: The Seven Habits of High People
2415: On the Perspective of Perspicacity
2416: The Illustrious History of Illustrations
2417: The 1268 Habits of Highly Effective Elves
2418: Dao te Dwarf
2419: Raising Foundlings as Efficient Mercenaries
2420: Seven Meals a Day: Diets for Halflings
2421: The Halo of Death
2422: The Once and Future Ice
2423: Aerial Scouting in Dragon Armies
2424: Raising Foundlings as Efficient Mercenaries, Vol. II: Slaymates
2425: Thinner, Leaner, Stronger
2426: "Funny, you don't look autistic"
2427: The two lives of Lydia Bird
2428: Heart and Soul
2429: All Organic Idiot: Guide to Understanding and Ruling the Dimwits by Ansem the Wise
2430: Useless Information
2431: Fire Fact-Sheet
2432: Alien Astrological Quantities
2433: Handbook of Alchemy and Metaphysics
2434: De Finibus Lorem Ipsum
2435: Advanced Weekend At Bernie's (a necromancy textbook)
2436: Incense and Insensitivity
2437: Tiny Women
2438: The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Nuns
2439: The Bank Statement of Randolph Carter
2440: A binder full of the Materials Safety Data Sheet (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_data_sheet)s for all the things that went into the witches' brew in Macbeth
2441: The Great Book of Lichen
2442: The Book of The Earl Grey Tea
2443: The Master of Dungeons
2444: The Hours of Maria de Haricots Vert
2445: Bearnaise Chronicle
2446: The Proper Noises For The Instruction of The People
2447: The Seasoned Psalter
2448: Records for Farming Communes
2449: De Ludo Chairy
2450: We Want Wings! We Want Wings! 250 Chants for Drunk Wizards
2451: A completely blank and empty book, can be used for writing whatever you like. Its colors and appearance (but not size) can be changed with a mere thought by the person holding it.
2452: It looks like a book containing a minor myth of Helm, but it's one of those hollowed out smuggler books with a poisoned punching dagger inside.
2453: Jond, Bames Jond. Adventures in Contrascryonage.
2454: How to Hatch Your Dragon
2455: A Guide to Magical Farming
2456: [A rulebook for a previous edition of the game you are playing]
2457: [A rulebook for a future edition, e.g. D&D 6e DMG]
2458: [This book eats people] Title written in strange runes in an obscure language; book is actually a trap, e.g. functions as a bag of devouring that's activated by being opened.
2459: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 1: Making Bureaucracy Work for You
2460: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 2: Tactical Uses of Scrolls
2461: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 3: Runes
2462: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 4: How to Assemble a Gargantuan Animated Fighting Pen
2463: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 3a: Guess What Spell I Prepared This Morning?
2464: Standard Postulates of Practical and Theoretical Pyromancy by Meclid the Younger
2465: Non-Meclidian Pyrology by Herzenthad Ottofost, translated from Elvish by Gonsad Ooln
2466: Inherent Instabilities of Candent Thermotics by Meclid the Younger
2467: Aasim al Sahafyad's Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
2468: Aasim al Sahafyad's Erudite Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
2469: Aasim al Sahafyad's Most Erudite Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
2470: Fogments of the Imagination by Illlusionist Kandal iv Verhides
2471: The Frightful Implications of the Fist in Aboriginal Obeah Symbology by Karanzig Liy Erdth
2472: Aëriform Primogeniture by HulganDar af Ml'Theskar
2473: Dissertation on Multiple Manifestation Phenomena by Hrovis Equexis
2474: Conventional Verities of Time Flow Mechanics by Fahfly O'Thoduks
2475: Un-O'Thoduks Temporal Studies by Wizard Graznik Wheggibol
2476: Necromantic Exotica by Avlek Xaldes
2477: Necromantic Erotica by Irimil Dwern
2478: A Discussion of Cyclical Chronometry Phenomena by Lich Wheggibol
2479: The Philosophical Foundations of Cosmology
2480: Knightly Days
2481: Research Design and Mystical Analysis
2482: The Certified Knightly Engineer Handbook
2483: On the Potential Use of Plant Pathogens Against Tendriculos
2484: Biological Warfare Against Crabs
2485: Silly Weapons of Major Wars
2486: The White Book of Sarin
2487: The Art of Abracadabra
2488: The Brokeass Crane
2489: Uncle John's Big Book of Revelations
2490: Encyclopedia Anathema
2491: Complete Annals of Deviance
2492: The Trapezohedron Texts
2493: Fifty Shades of the Color Out of Space
2494: New Creation Gospel - (a story about using big constructs to fight outsiders)
2495: Housebook of Henstooth Castle
2496: Hellafortis
2497: The Daft Bible
2498: The Quaternion Rule of Health
2499: Crossbow Ballistics
2500: Index of Forbidden Armaments
2501: The Once and Future King Kong
2502: The Once and Future Burger King
2503: Fifty Shades of Grey Aliens
2504: Effects of Woo and Woowoo on Chemical Mediator Production
2505: Confusing Dialects
2506: The Ebert Papyrus
2507: a journal of SCP-style experiments with various magic items
2508: The White Book of Sarnath
2509: How Powerstones Store and Release Energy: Explaining Basic Parapsychology
2510: Descriptive Inorganic and Unnatural Chemistry
2511: Sacrificial Chemistry
2512: The Tinsel Lei Sutra
2513: The Twelve Steps Sutra
2514: New Later Collection of Wokka Wokka Wokka
2515: Brazen Mirror of the Four Unknowns
2516: Fastidious Medicine
2517: The Toad Licking Herpetologist
2518: The Drunken Hepatologist
2519: The Drunken Haruspex
2520: In Search of the Blue Goblins: History and Culture
2521: Barrage Balloons for Epic-Level Air Defense
2522: Earth Diagrams
2523: Aether Diagrams
2524: Earth Wind And Fire Diagrams
2525: 10000 Years of Prophecy
2526: Revealed Secrets of the Balloon Biz
2527: Gasbags At War
2528: Military Ballooning During the Greyhawk Wars
2529: Wetware Informer
2530: The Life-Taking Tree
2531: Goodnight Buttocks
2532: One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Stew Fish
2533: The Cat On Khat
2534: Prayer For A Funeral
2535: The Liger In The Hat
2536: The Very Angry Caterpillar
2537: Zagyg's Restaurant Guide
2538: The Great Book of Lycans
2539: Handbook of Astroalchemical Symbology
2540: Towel Te Ching
2541: Physical Foundations of Philosophy
2542: Studies on Cryptic Digestion
2543: The Ill-Tempered Garden
2544: Annuals and Centennials
2545: Kill This Book
2546: Sal's Almanac
2547: Drug Information for the Criminal Professional
2548: Problems of Fire in Numinous Warfare
2549: Hypermathematica
2550: Discourse on Pasta
2551: Some of the Arithmetic, Geometry, and Proportionality
2552: Artificial Synthesis of Tornados
2553: Principles of Elemental Behavior
2554: Hydrogen Production Using Mystical Phrases
2555: Use of Silly Weapons In Serious Warfare
2556: Studies On the Transport Properties of Couriers Under High Pressure
2557: Hypotonic Potpourris
2558: Fundamentals of Biomancy
2559: Volcanic Myth Cycles
2560: Scaling Firewalls
2561: Biographies of Significant Tornadoes
2562: International Journal of Evocational Research
2563: Preppies Manuscript
2564: Codex on the Flight of Dragons
2565: Codex on the Flight of Bumblebees
2566: Leaden Books of Poison
2567: Sustainable Mining Practices: A Thermodynamic Perspective
2568: Managing Ammonites in Fish Ponds
2569: The Gospel of St Bartholomew the Ugly
2570: The Apocalypse of Harry Morgan
2571: The Apotheosis of Alan Rickman
2572: The Pathetic Past and the Fabulous Future
2573: Clavicula Fantasia
2574: Manual on Uniform Mind Control Devices
2575: Tectonic Theology
2576: The Kilomeron
2577: The Seasick[e] Knight
2578: Plastic Theology
2579: Clinical Purification
2580: Discourse on Lividity
2581: The Book of Ynone
2582: The Book of Dioxirane
2583: Gray Aliens' Anatomy
2584: The Form, History and Classification of Harps
2585: Cartomantic Methods With Applications to Science and Engineering
2586: The Book of More Nom: The Gourmet Giff Gastronomy Guide by Gidgeous Ginfrig
2587: C++ Primer (7th Edition), by Lippman, Lajoye, Moo
2588: Discreet and Computational Geometry
2589: The Two Subcultures
2590: A Verbose History of Time
2591: Occidental Adventures (admittedly, this one was originally someone else's joke on ENWorld)
2592: Patatheory
2593: The Two Cults
2594: Rethinking Thought
2595: The Harvest Documents
2596: Peak Nightmare Fuel: The Looming Crisis
2597: The Theory of Balanced Neutrality As Demonstrated by the Age Before Ages- tells a version of the events of the era of the Battle of Pesh, and explains how it allegorically and sympathetically (in the esoteric sense) relates to the need of balance between the alignments. CG creates, CE destroys, LG protects, and LE stifles. prior to the Battle of Pesh chaos was dominant. the multiverse was in a state of constant growth and change and magical and technological progress (at a pace that dwarfs even the modern rate of technological change). the world threatened to tear itself apart, in the material plane old orders were destroyed and new ones created too fast for mortals to keep up, and on the outer planes the bored Queen of Chaos, being insufficiently distracted by the blood war, decided to hunt the eladrins for sport and chaos threatened to destroy itself. after the defeat at pesh Law became ascendent and locked the multiverse into medieval stagnation. new ideas are usually unable to appear, and when they do appear they cannot spread because the old things are still there in the way of them
2598: Book of (from) the Dead
2599: The Howling Wind
2600: Nature Dismantling
2601: Book of Rubiens
2602: A Day of Ghosts: the Complete Notation of the Antinous Man
2603: Destruction, Life, and Death [!]
2604: Pearls, Chitins, & Cannon [!]
2605: Daughters of an Indomitable Pirate
2606: Haunted Market & Witchcraft [!]
2607: Natural Poison [!]
2608: Dictionary of the River Drums [!]
2609: Late Autumn Taste, Purity and Flour
2610: Dark Shadow, Depth, and Depth of Dark in Color [!]
2611: Howling Wind, All the Moonstones [!]
2612: Siggros: An Endless River of the Wastes [!]
2613: Electric Geology, Creating Emotions, and Inventing Wonders
2614: Whole-body Mining by Rod, Such as All Stones of Steel, Single-Major Terrain, and Soil Gems
2615: The Elements, Creating Emotions, and Inventing Wonders [!]
2616: Water Politics
2617: Effect of His Diet, Metaphysics, and "Taxation Men", On The Waters of Lochs [!]
2618: The Evolution of Carbon
2619: The Future of Both Energy and Your Perennial Diet
2620: Chocolate and Cholesterol: The Nutricill Headlamp
2621: Dictionary of Fertilizer
2622: Tomorrow and Beyond, Alternatives and Alternatives
2623: The Rachel Lionel Arc Element Synthesis Application
2624: Bickering Drugs
2625: Chemical Age Aesthetics in Chemistry
2626: Everything destined to be Present [!]
2627: The Determinants of Marine Gray Matter: Protocolist Evidence
2628: Brief Documents and Analysis of the Evaluation for the International Conference on Quantitative Energies in Earth's Atmosphere
2629: Nitrogen Tune and Activation of Life in Hypericum Weeds
2630: Affection To The Flowering Apple Sorbate Group Fuelling A Remarkable Movement Within The Field of Solar Biology
2631: The Great Air Change Drama [!]
2632: Observation of Drinking Water Change by Apes
2633: Electricity and Solar Generations: The Evolutionary Role of Both
2634: Determination and Concentration of Water, Topsoil, and Feels of The Atmosphere.
2635: Theoretical and Ordinary Studies of Physics and Astronomy
2636: The Entropic Stream [!]
2637: Vaporism and the Polyphenism of the Ocean: Crisis and Revolt
2638: Youth and Realities and Self-Hatred: A Response to the Lament of Rougess who Negotiated the Storm for Four Generations
2639: Ecology: A Comparative Review
2640: The Future of Utilities: Equilibrium Economics in War, Revolution and Culture
2641: The Sunless Sea: In Exile From Reach of Atoms in the Interior of the Urban Areas
2642: Next Generation Organization for Knowledge Resources: A Guide to the Emphatic Properties
2643: National Patrol Settlement Guide
2644: Dance Among Apes In An Ancient Context [!]
2645: EPYSIOLOGY [sic] AND THE HELLBIRTH OF CHYCHER [!]
2646: Memoirs of an Endual Gothic Priestess of the West Palm
2647: The Water is Not a Reliable Shed".
2648: Beneath the Terrible River Effluvial Release of Silica/Lithium Sulfides When Clothing or Gardens Overheated Or Occidently A Few Supply Is Enough"
2649: In Praise of Phytoplankton
2650: Small Hands of Hellstruction
2651: The Earth's Calumny [!]
2652: Character of Ground Water Drinking
2653: Earth Eggs and Seafood Stills
2654: Gasseria on the Moon & the Corruption of the World
2655: Gray Ice and the Seas and the Last Return"
2656: Gems & Gems: Contemporary Intelligences Between Community Farms [!]
2657: The Evil City Drilling: In Search of Truth [!]
2658: Strategies for Peace
2659: Open Secrets in Knowledge [!]
2660: Energy: Single Structure, Multiple Energy Production
2661: Badtools
2662: Unrationality and Cognitive Science
2663: The Capitalist Economy of Education
2664: Intercultural Finance with Human Purpose
2665: Maps of the Distinct Articulate Systemages in Cliftonous Temples
2666: Reproductive Resources and Sexual Hunting-Movements among Hunting-Camps and Largest Fishing Sites
2667: Tree Specialist Diversity and Displacement
2668: Materializing for the Origins of the Geography of the DNA Layer-Line
2669: Magnetism: The Nature and Politics of Forces and Emotional and Physical Connections
2670: The Die-Harder Theory of Science, The Fields of Logic and Reality
2671: A Biological-Mythology of Insects [!]
2672: The Nature and Taste of the Elements [!]
2673: Water Eater
2674: Monoliths of the Earth: The Seismic Age and History of a Sea Portal [!]
2675: Comparative methodology in water science: Where the field continues to innovate
2676: Design Factors For Your Experimental Design
2677: Water Use at the Plague
2678: Influencing the Market Sector: A Global Microbe
2679: Passionate Food Usage Does Not Factor Into Optimal Distribution Planned Populations. Research in Social Agriculture and the Economics of Advocacy.
2680: Economic Learning and Public Opinion Representation
2681: Monitoring Tools Used at Scout Conventions
2682: Energy in the Atmosphere [!]
2683: The Physics of Events
2684: Geomancy—Advances in Vertebrate Geochemistry [!]
2685: Representing Fire, Stone, and Electricity
2686: The Natural Period and the First our Highest Day
2687: What is the State of Matter?
2688: Powerful forces in the Earth
2689: Present-Time-Toward-Once
2690: The Silent Future, The Silent Place [!]
2691: Tons of Plate Mail [!]
2692: Early Inventions of the Future from Solar
2693: Healthier Durable Goods
2694: Time in the Events of the World
2695: Science using the Philosopher's Stone [!]
2696: The Musings of a Scientist in the Importance of Biochemical Processes in the Temperaments of the Earth [Shudde M'ell?
2697: Fossil Foundations of Pest Ecology
2698: Waiting: A Treatise on Consciousness, the Patterns in Nature and, In Particular, the Conflict Between the [end of title cut off] [!]
2699: Considerations on the Onstruments [sic] of Indifference
2700: The Miracle of Water [!]

Here're some links to the other list-posts:
What's on the Shelf: 1-600 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?483064-What-s-on-the-Shelf-1001-Essays-Treatises-and-Books-on-Magic&p=20599937&viewfull=1#post20599937) (and 601-1000)
What's on the Shelf: 1001-1800 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=22505753#post22505753)
What's on the Shelf: 2701-3600 (https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?p=24760556#post24760556)
What's on the shelf: 3601-???? (https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?p=25467867#post25467867)

[Noxangelo]

1890) imperial infantryman's uplifting primer
1891) Lectitio Divinitatus
1892) one of the nine books of Nagash
1893) liber necris
1894) book of medivh

edit:
plot idea. have your players hunting a far-realm cult when they discover an infantryman's primer in a cult hideout and watch with sadistic glee as the looks on their faces go from confusion, to realisation, to shock, and finally horror at the sudden revelation that the flavor this cult . . . is genestealer.

[Bohandas]

1895.) The Prophecies of Murlynd
1896.) The Tale of Frankenstein's Campaign
1897.) Records of Herasy
1898.) The Book of Nonce Prayer
1899.) The Life of Murlynd
1900.) The Coronation of Louie the Ape
1901.) The Collection of Magnificent Militarization
1902.) On the Mundanity of the World ("De Mundi Mundane")
1903.) Regarding All Colleges ("De University Universitate")
1904.) The River of Sorcery
1905.) The Ratfolk Sacramentary
1906.) The Treatise of Crowns
1907.) The Brutishness of Romance
1908.) The Book of Banal Prayer
1909.) The Divine Opera
1910.) Jotunheim Missal
1911.) Representative Answers from the Region Beyond the Heavens

[Lord Torath]

plot idea. have your players hunting a far-realm cult when they discover an infantryman's primer in a cult hideout and watch with sadistic glee as the looks on their faces go from confusion, to realisation, to shock, and finally horror at the sudden revelation that the flavor this cult . . . is genestealer.:eek: Wow. That's just... just... evil!

So what are the 2E AD&D stats for genestealers? :belkar:

[khadgar567]

:eek: Wow. That's just... just... evil!

So what are the 2E AD&D stats for genestealers? :belkar:
I dont know but the topic needs the warhammer 40k kind of gene stealers so prepare your bolters and pray the emprah you are in rude awekening

[Noxangelo]

:eek: Wow. That's just... just... evil!

So what are the 2E AD&D stats for genestealers? :belkar:

no idea, but for 3E you could use the kython from BoVD.

[Noxangelo]

1912.) The gamblers sidearm: a guide to weaponizing the humble deck of cards when the tables turn against you – Maximillian Potash

1913.) The enchanted deck: unleashing the cards deadly potential – Jason Wild (contains the cantrip (level 1 for classes with no cantrips): “cards as weapons” material component: one playing card per attack. Make a ranged attack with the cards at your BAB, with each card functioning as a dagger with a range increment of 20 ft and +1 enhancement bonus per 4 caster levels, max +5 with +5 special abilities from DMG (might be too powerful, may need a limited list)

1914.) Murder of Mordenkainen – Garrick the bold. a fictional tale regarding an overly convoluted plot by the forces of evil to assassinate the mighty archmage.

1915.) Trials of Tenser – Garrick the bold. A fictional tale regarding three trials undertaken by the Archmage Tenser to obtain an artefact to defeat an evil lich

Mans best friends: an encyclopedia series on the dissection and analysis of common urban and domesticated animals for the purpose of identifying culinary qualities, potential mundane uses, magical components and ingredients and material for use in necromantic spells and rituals for the purpose of maximizing the efficient use of all available resources. - Lambert the butcher.
1916.) Vol 1: bats, more than guano and haunting atmosphere.
1917.) Vol 2: bovines, no bull.
1918.) Vol 3: swine, bringing home the bacon.
1919.) Vol 4: camels. Majestic ships of the deserts.
1920.) Vol 5: cats, more than just familiars and vermin hunters.
1921.) Vol 6: Dogs, unothodox uses for mans best friend.
1922.) Vol 7: donkeys, mules and ass’s, noble beasts of burden.
1923.) Vol 8: ponies and horses, what to do with the foolish knights steed.
1924.) Vol 9: birds, means fair and fowl.
1925.) Vol 10: rats, making the most of what you have, when you don’t have anything else.

notes:
We will be seeing more of Maximillian Potash as I do more research. He was a fairly prolific writer though his books are somewhat difficult to come by. a tribute from a fan.
Garrick the bold is basically Varrus from dragon age. Whenever I need an author for a novel he will be it unless I have reason to put another. Feel free to have him author any novels you want to add, the bigger his library the better.
Lambert is a talented but very young (18-22) necromancer, if some of the title sound immature, that is why. He is a very prolific writer though his "books" are just published versions of piles of notes on a particular theme cobbled together into a semblance of order by his bound companion Asha, whose orderly mind has started bordering on OCD in undeath. Vol 6 of this series is my favourite title, I feel its implications perfectly sum up how necromancers feel about goody-two-shoe's who keep bothering them.
He is also an avid cook. hence the epithet.

[Bohandas]

1926.) The Conference of the Dames
1927.) The Book of Sajak
1928.) The Tale of Cliches the Knight
1929.) The Knight of the Rickshaw
1930.) The Knight of the Wardrobe
1931.) The Exegesis of Omnomnom
1932.) Summary of Eastern Advances in Capital Punishment
1933.) Topographia Hyboria
1934.) Robin, The Story of the Grail
1935.) The Five Three Interruptions
1936.) Record of Rumored Recipes for Sushi
1937.) Extended Continuation of the Four Continuations
1938.) Aucassin on Nicotine
1939.) Market Report on the Price of Oranges
1940.) The Art of Being Acquited by the Court After Selling Love
1941.) The Garden of Deformities
1942.) The Gospels of Rainbow Brite
1943.) Questions and Answers on Old Stories (Q&A Jiuwen)
1944.) The Marmalade Psalter
1945.) The Garden of Disgust
1946.) The Art of Courtney Love
1947.) History of Abandoned Churches
1948.) The Book of the Forty-Two Deep Thinkers
1949.) A Fiendish Game
1950.) The Caustic Order (Ordo Vitriol)
1951.) History of the Church of the Destroyer
1952.) The Mimosa of Medicine
1953.) The Guide for the Philistine (used here as an adjective)
1954.) The Book of Divine Offences
1955.) The Summa of Ludacris
1956.) The Prey Codex
1957.) The Guide to Things Perplexing
1958.) Description of Whales
1959.) The Iodized Psalter
1960.) The Tale of Dan Cain's Campaign
1961.) The Fire Mirror
1962.) Repetition of Repetitious Repetition
1963.) Book of the Pimp Hand
1964.) Top Secret Dictionary of Pronunciations and Meanings, Annotated
1965.) Treasury of the Illuminated Eye
1966.) Treasury of the All-Seeing Eye
1967.) The Oppositional Mirror
1968.) Infamous Herbal Glossary
1969.) The Joy of Alchemy

(note: compare and contrast the titles of 12th century books (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:12th-century_books) to the list above)

EDIT:
moving away from that theme for a short while

1970.) A Song of Fire and More Fire
1971.) Cold Catechisms (a book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
1972.) Unsolved Myths (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
1973.) Plausibly Deniable Acts of God (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)

[Noxangelo]

the summa of ludacris? intriguing

[Lvl 2 Expert]

1918.) Vol 3: swine, bringing home the bacon.
1919.) Vol 3: camels. Majestic ships of the deserts.
1920.) Vol 4: cats, more than just familiars and vermin hunters.
1921.) Vol 5: Dogs, unothodox uses for mans best friend.
1922.) Vol 5: donkeys, mules and ass’s, noble beasts of burden.

Internal numbering needs work. (External numbering is fine.)

[Noxangelo]

Internal numbering needs work. (External numbering is fine.)

lol, serves me right for doing it at midnight.

[Lvl 2 Expert]

1974) Nearing the end again, a dead philosophers' guide to the afterlife of the afterlife
1975) Cantrips too horrible to even contemplate
1976) Urine as a spell component, best and worst uses. Includes a blooper section of comical anekdotes with drawings in the back of the book.
1977) Spiders!
1978) Living a lie, how to fake life. Surprisingly complete in its approach to the topic, containing sections useful for vampires, ghouls, liches, demiliches and more.
1979) 20 great recipes with dirt. Appears to be a completely serious guide written for literal dirt-poor people by a chef with the best intentions.
1980) More Spiders!
1981) Don't mention this book
1982) Arcane enhanced construction, save time and money on big jobs with well thought out application of magic
1983) Wizard Comics issue 1. This was a big collectible even just a few decades ago, but the title and its characters have slipped into relative obscurity among younger generations.
1984) This book is watching you
1985) The war in the stars, by Lucian Sunstopper
1986) They're EVERYWHERE! Where are these spiders even coming from?!
1987) A summoner's guide to dinosaurs
1988) A conjurer's guide to dinosaurs
1989) Tonight we're gonna party like we're ten books that way
1990) Stunts, and how to execute them
1991) Nosy heroes, and how to execute them.
1992) Run now, or you will never see me coming. (On closer inspection there's a little label on this one identifying it as part of the non-fiction section.)
1993) Ballad of the great bookwyrm
1994) In defense of honor, a paladin's memoires
1995) Ten spells you can cast with just a book
1996) Ten spells you can cast with just this book
1997) ARE THESE SPIDERS FROM SPACE?! GODS HELP US ALL!!!
1998) The case against closing arguments
1999) The Matrix. Small print: Do you want to know what it is?

[Bohandas]

2000.) End of Year Doomsday Predictions Based On Analysis Of Wall Calendars
2001.) The Adventures of Space-Ulysses
2002.) The Aimlessness of the Philosophers
2003.) Xor and Nor
2004.) The Curse of the Cannabis Cannibals
2005.) A Certain Woeful Miracle
2006.) The Life of Norman The Dragon
2007.) The Deeds of the Weenies
2008.) The Chronicle of the Fisherman Bishop
2009.) Chronicle of the King od the Fishermen
2010.) The Year We Made Contact Lenses
2011.) The Plane of Bingeatory
2012.) Troubling Revelations From Comparative Analysis Of Tear-Off Calendars (predicts that the end of the world will occur on December 31st)
2013.) The Nun's Priest's Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate's Tale
2014.) The Quacksalver's Tale



1997) ARE THESE SPIDERS FROM SPACE?! GODS HELP US ALL!!!

2015.) full score to The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust

EDIT:

2016.) Signs of the End
2017.) Book to the Illuminati, In Praise of the New World Order
2018.) The Ginormous Codex
2019.) Pictoral of Drug Paraphernalia
2020.) Pictoral Of Witches' Cauldrons
2021.) Underwater Dog Breeding
2022.) Battlefield Oerth
2023.) The Dream of Rhomboids
2024.) The Book of Juggalos
2025.) The Law Codex of Vindaloo
2026.) Collected Cases of Injustice Upheld
2027.) The Book of Tesseracts
2028.) Yuengling Saga
2029.) The Gears of the World
2030.) Where Is The Song Of Saint Diego
2031.) Lives of the Poisoners
2032.) The Leaden Legend
2033.) The Booberry Tales
2034.) Radio Free Avalon
2035.) The Fortunate Fabrication


1974) Nearing the end again, a dead philosophers' guide to the afterlife of the afterlife

2036.) Guide to Superhell (https://amultiverse.com/comic/2010/11/02/superhell/)

EDIT:

2037.) Radio Free Aldebaran

[Rockphed]

2038.) Atlas of Mass Transit Systems of North America
2039.) Vermouth, Olives, and Grain
2040.) MWH: Meat-shield, Wizard, Healer
2041.) Short term precognition: how to be a perfect bureaucrat
2042.) Experience over Vigor: Winning wars with old people

[Lord Torath]

Well, you maniacs hove done it! Over 2000 real fake books to put on the bookshelves of whatever library your players' PCs venture into/past. So many this past weekend I couldn't keep up!

I've made a few edits to your titles (mostly punctuation and capitalization). Let me know if I've made any changes you violently disagree with. :smallwink:

[Noxangelo]

Well, you maniacs hove done it! Over 2000 real fake books to put on the bookshelves of whatever library your players' PCs venture into/past. So many this past weekend I couldn't keep up!


you have created a monster. I have hundreds more title I would like to add when I get the time to sit done and collect my thought. hopefully sometime before I die.

[Excession]

2043. The Index. This book catalogs all the other books, making it much easier to find whatever you are looking for. Note: the index is cursed, such that it is always the last book you find.

[Lvl 2 Expert]

2043. The Index. This book catalogs all the other books, making it much easier to find whatever you are looking for. Note: the index is cursed, such that it is always the last book you find.

If you have not rolled all other numbers yet, roll again?

[Rockphed]

If you have not rolled all other numbers yet, roll again?

All other books in this library are copies of The Index in varying states of disrepair and annotation. This one seems to have a complete introductory spell book (containing a rather rambling version of prestidigitation) in the margins.

2044.) Better Homes and Gardens New Cookbook Wally's Wizzard Wonderbook (A cookbook with a beginners Grimoire scribbled in the margins and across the recipes. The original cookbook can still be made out in some places, but mostly it is covered with arcane symbols and rambling explanations of basic magical principles that do more to confuse the reader than anything else.)

[Evil DM Mark3]

2045) What I Did On My Holidays OR The Fall Of The Markepthian Empire.

EDIT: More, please notice I don't want to double post!

2046) Cooking with dragons, a Kobold's guide.
2047) The dictionary of eye-watering words.
2048) The nine temptations of Little Red in the Gumdrop Kingdom
2049) sgnittes enacrA yadyreve ni srorrim fo erutan eht no snoitavresbO
2050) barbaian gide tu writen.
2051) Yet more things to do with a fish and a bucket.
2052) No, this book won't help but you are going to flick through it anyway aren't you? - A prophetic primer. (Back cover read "Told you so")
2053) A Horse, A Spoon and A Bucket.
2054) Experiments in Toad Elevation. Volume 9.
2055) 100,000 words (a book with no other texts but a seemingly 100 random images)
2056) ! (this text is, if read and understood correctly, a detail textbook on how to become a practising wizard. It contains no words or characters.)
2057) 3+7 = Lukewarm Hotdog, the mathematics of irrational planes of existence.

[Elvensilver]

2058) Where Gold doesn't rule the world: An excursion to currencies on different planes of existence.
2059) My cursed life, autobiography of Leyra, the Cursed.
2060) How to life while cursed, selfhelpbook by the Arcanist Leyra the thrice cursed.
2061)Practical guide to curse breaking - by Archmage Leyra, the UNCURSED!
2062) Lessons of ironic revenge.
2063) Red herrings, and how to catch them.
2064)Charts of diabolical logarithms
2065) The jumping wand.
2066) The little mage that made.
2067) Brave familiar Ted, the toad.
2068) The great familiar conspiracy (the book appears to be damaged by claws)

[Lvl 2 Expert]

2068) The great familiar conspiracy (the book appears to be damaged by claws)

2069) The great familiar conspiracy 2: Rise of the companions
2070) When casters get clawed, the thrilling finale of the familar conspiracy trilogy (If you find the whole trilogy you might notice the books have different writers.)

[Arron Oberon]

2071) Practical Guide to Polite Politics by Prince Pete of The Principality of Primedale
2072) Freaky Familiars and Where to Find Them by Raze McClain
2073) Raze's Guide to Fiendish Dealings
2074) Making Magical Maladies by Unknown
2075) Demiplanes of the Demonic Origin
2076) How to Organize Mythical Libraries (Cursed to constantly rearrange the books around it arbitrarily and only out of sight of anyone)

[Lvl 2 Expert]

But was Prince Pete a Primate Principio?

[Bohandas]

2078.) The Book of the Knowledge of All Domains
2079.) The Me-Gusta Codex
2080.) The Tales of Count Luchador
2081.) The Book of Four Ancient Whales
EDIT:
2082.) The Song of Rolaids
2083.) The Cantilever Tales

[Rockphed]

2069) The great familiar conspiracy 2: Rise of the companions
2070) When casters get clawed, the thrilling finale of the familar conspiracy trilogy (If you find the whole trilogy you might notice the books have different writers.)

2084.) Catbert Rising: A great familiar conspiracy book
2085.) Catbert Rising 2: Of Apes and Stoats
2086.) Of Apes and Stoats 2: Rat Paladin
2087.) Rat Paladin 2: Dry Hawk's Revenge
2088.) The Great Familiar Conspiracy Companion

2089.) Redhats for Al the Gnome (A book on the dangers of magical enhancement)
2090.) An Outlands Archon in Tiamat's Court

[Lord Torath]

The skipped 2077 means our latest entry is:
2089: An Outlands Archon in Tiamat's Court

[Bohandas]

2090.) Chronicles of Frederator
2091.) The Temple and the Bazaar
2092.) The Fifteen Joys of Dying
2093.) Pauper's Necronomicon
2094.) On the Region Beyond the Don's Territroy
2095.) The Function of Preaching
2096.) a marble figurine that someone has scribbled over in dense small-print text
2097.) The Hourglass of the World
2098.) The Spinning Ring of the World
2099.) Concise History of the Dwarves
2100.) Book of the Knights of the Zephyr
2101.) On Eloquence In Dirty Jokes
2102.) A Dispute Between A Priest, A Knight, And A Wizard
2103.) Meditations on the Life of Imoen
EDIT:
2104.) The Song of Rolex

[Noxangelo]

Lol, would it be too late late to fill the missed 2077?

2077.) A Wild Mages guide to Chaos Theory. (the book is full of random swirls of colour, words, letters, symbols and images with no apparent pattern)

and yes, this is supposed to be out of number order.

[Lord Torath]

Lol, would it be too late late to fill the missed 2077?Yes. I correct numbering errors before adding titles to the "official" list.

With that in mind, our latest entry is:

2105: A Wild Mage's guide to Chaos Theory. (the book is full of random swirls of colour, words, letters, symbols and images with no apparent pattern)

[Bohandas]

2106.) Mimosa Sutra
2107.) The Shopping Cart of Discipline
2108.) The Wheelbarrow of Discourse
2109.) The Boatload of Further Doctrine
2110.) The Great Locust Sutra
2111.) The Great Louse Sutra
2112.) The Path of Profiling
2113.) Verses of the Elder Gods
2114.) The Trip of Tacos
2115.) The Mirror of Simpletons
2116.) The Clysters Apocalypse
2117.) On Eloquence in Vulgarity
2118.) The Red Book of Herring
2119.) The Spiritual Anoscope
2120.) Psalterium Alias Laudanum
2121.) The Book of Saint Albacore
2122.) The Book of Good Sex
2123.) The Underbite of the Nitwit
2124.) The Scabbers Codex
2125.) The Big Book of Surgery
2126.) The Book of Crumpet
2127.) The Book of Cupboard
2128.) The Book of the Rook of the Horse
2129.) The Book of Lesions
2130.) On Wild and Magical Beasts
2131.) The Red Book of Marmosets
2132.) On the Art of the Incorporeal Embrace
2133.) The Book of Femurs
2134.) Old Hell Manuscript
2135.) Colt Dialogues
2136.) Ritalin Manuscript
2137.) The Manured Garden
2138.) The Book of Hidden Dimensions
2139.) Tafsir of the Two Mystogans
2140.) The Queen of Earth and Light
2141.) Texmexonomicon

[RagingBluMunky]

2142.) The Moth-eaten Sutra
2143.) Good Questions to ask an All-Knowing Being
2144.) Why Asking an All-Knowing Being Anything at All is a Very Bad Idea
2145.) Prophecies for Dummies
2146.) Interpreting Prophecies for Dummies
2147.) Evading Prophecies for Dummies

[Lord Torath]

2142: The Moth-eaten SutraIs that supposed to be "The <illegible because moths ate part of the cover> Sutra"? Or is the intended title "The Moth-Eaten Sutra"?

[RagingBluMunky]

That's the actual title, I was trying for a pun on 'moth-eaten suit',
It hasn't gone well, it seems.

[Rockphed]

2141.) Texmexonomicon

Should this be the Texmexomnomnomnicon? The book on the noisy eating of tacos?

[Lord Torath]

That's the actual title, I was trying for a pun on 'moth-eaten suit',
It hasn't gone well, it seems.Nah, it's fine. I'm just an illiterate barbarian who apparently isn't nearly as familiar with literature as I like to think. :smallamused:


Should this be the Texmexomnomnomnicon? The book on the noisy eating of tacos?Sure, why not?

2148: The Texmexomnomnomnicon - This book explores the various methods and effects of noisily eating crunchy tacos.

[Bohandas]

2149.) How to Eat A Child
2150.) The Very Hungry Tarrasque
2151.) The Stealing Tree
2152.) Goodnight Death Asteroid

EDIT

2153.) Cloudkill: Description, Physical and Metaphysical Properties, Mechanism of Action, Symptoms, Antidotes and Methods of Treatment
2154.) Ocular Injuries Caused by Sun Magic: Diagnosis, Treatment, and Medical Defense
2155.) Lightning: Physics and Metaphysics
2156.) Thaumoelectricity and Associated Phenomena
2157.) The Historical Background of Alchemy
2158.) A History of Theories of Ether and Ectoplasm
2159.) A Biographical Approach to Mythological Entities
2160.) Experimental Observation of Naturally Invisible Entities
2161.) The Large-Scale Structure of the Material Plane
2162.) The Principles of Illithid Knowledge
2163.) Hidden Discord in Nature's Laws
2164.) Umbral Blots, Spheres of Annihilation, and the Fate of the Universe
2165.) Current Problems in Astral Distance Scaling
2166.) Spontaneous Breaking of Elemental Symmetry In Regions of Controlled Limbo
2167.) Transactional Interpretation of Clerical Magic/spellcasting
2168.) History of Elemental Matter Physics
2169.) Particle or Wave: Regarding The Intersection of the Planes of Earth and Water
2170.) Arcane Seal Design: Art, Science, and Mysticism
2171.) The History of Fortified Wizard Towers in Suel
2172.) Castles and Towerhouses of House Yragerne
2173.) Castles, Forts, and Walled Cities Throughout the Ages
2174.) Encyclopedia of Primeval Warfare and Military Technology
2175.) Journal of High-Energy Archaeology
2176.) The Mathematics of the Soul
2177.) Antediluvian Mathematics
2178.) Divinatory Optics
2179.) Theotechnology 101
2180.) The Origins of The Planar Sextant
2181.) Air-Defense Warding Systems
2182.) Crop Rotation in Extraplanar Farming Systems
2183.) A History of Greyhawk
2184.) Above the Sky: Journeys in Pholgistonic Space
2185.) The Underground Bunker and Its Development as A Military Structure
2186.) Sacred History and Politics
2187.) Origins of Sacred Names
2188.) The Effect of the Cataclysms on Health and Medical Care in Suel
2189.) Anomalous Maps
2190.) Purity Through Maculation
2191.) Survivalist Theology
2192.) The Wars of the Lance: A History
2193.) The Quest For Mass Mind-Control
2194.) Esoteric Music Genres: An Introduction
2195.) Oracular Archaeology
2196.) Uses of Gravity Manipulation In Siege Weapons
2197.) Survey of Dwarfs Living Within 20 Miles of the Capital
2198.) The Spiritual Universe

EDIT:

2199.) The Leisure Sutra

EDIT:

2200.) The Divine Tragedy
2201.) The Book of Prevarication
2202.) The Book of Obfuscation
2203.) The Book of the Post-Apocalypse
2204.) The Epistle of the Imprisoned Prince
2205.) The Epistle of G1rthPilz
2206.) The Epistle of Great Saving
2207.) The Epistle of the Foreign Apothecary
2208.) The First Book of Mackerels

EDIT:

2209.) The Song of Rolodex
2210.) The Once and Future Vice-Mayor

EDIT:

2211.) Regulations on Ordinance
2212.) The Materials Science and Engineering of Mithril
2222.) The Numerology of Repdigits

EDIT:

2223.) The Mushroom Slayer's Field Guide
2224.) Basic Micromanaging
2225.) Fear of A Dwarf Planet (full score and sheet music)

EDIT:

2226.) Experiments With People: Revelations From Vivisection
2227.) Non-Human Perspectives on Human Communication
2228.) A Study of Conversion, Proselytization, and Maintenance of Fanaticism

EDIT:

2229.) Dynamics of Chicanery

EDIT:

2230.) The Book of Confabulation

EDIT:

2231.) The Epistle of Wire Transfers
2232.) The First through Fourth Book of Macklemore

EDIT:

2233.) Quaternion Mathematics in Crop Rotation

EDIT:

2234.) Spooky Actions You Can Try At Home

[Noxangelo]

2235.) Uniquely talented individuals of (region of your campaign setting) - Maximillian Potash

2236.) Khanetic force – Khane Rotfuchs

2237.) Khanetic magic – Khane Rotfuchs

2238.) Khanetic mentalism – Khane Rotfuchs

2239.) Khanetic memory – Khane Rotfuchs

2240.) Multiple mental marvels - Khane Rotfuchs and Patricia Theodora Von Alba

[Lord Torath]

Due to a numbering error (2212 to 2222) the most recent entry is:
2231: Multiple Mental Marvels - Khane Rotfuchs and Patricia Theodora Von Alba

[Bohandas]

2232.) Lo Crostini
2233.) Life of 'Edward' the Duodrone
2234.) Profound Superficial Principles
2235.) The Enlightened Colon of Theosis
2236.) One Hundred Years of Solitaire
2237.) Liber de Cocaine
2238.) Annals of Monday
2239.) Liber Sine Cosine
2240.) King Arthur and the Black Knight
2241.) Codex Mayonaise
2242.) Who's Who Among Apparitions
2243.) Hainted Houses: A Buyer's Guide
2244.) The Human Personality and Its Survival After Being Murdered
2245.) Demons on the Battlefield
2246) The Gouda Purana
2247.) a bookshelf made entirely out of unusually shaped books. 2 unusually tall books with pegs in their back covers form the sides, and support several additional unusually tall books which form the shelves. The back is a book which is both unusually tall and unusually wide
2248.) Squeezed States of Light and Their Application in Magical Potions
2249.) Thaumic Noise
2250.) The Quantum Theory of Darkness
2251.)The Inflationary Universe: The Quest For A New Theory of Monetary Valuation
2252.) Gravitationally Collapsed Objects of Very Low Morals
2253.) The Leaden Scroll
2254.) The Book of Statistically Random Numbers
2255.) The Dead Cat Scrolls
2256.) The Book of Reevaluation
2257.) A History of the Orcish Language
2258.) The Proper Name: A Means of Control
2259.) Widows of the Soul
2260.) The Four Seasons of Hospitality
2261.) Mystical Concepts in the Bedroom
2262.) Mystical Concepts in the Bathroom
2263.) Elastic Monism
2264.) Verbal Ignitions of Fire and Explosions
2265.) Units of Measurement of Paranormal Activity
2266.) Passing Water Step By Step Guide
2267.) The Thirteen Principles of Dark Chemistry
2268.) The Rhyme of the Ancient Marinade
2269.) Plant Neurobiology Explained
2270.) Why Is Water Blue In The Rest of the Multiverse
2271.) Osprem's Deep Chemistry
2272.) Estimated Use of Water In Hell over the Past Hundred Years
2273.) The Underblue: Models of Planetary Interior With Subsurface Ocean
2274.) Possibility of Life in the Underworld
2275.) Comprehensive Assessment of Water Management in Hell
2276.) Water Molecules Discovered on the Sun
2277.) Water Intoxication: A Possible Way to Get High in Prison
2278.) Truth, Beauty, and Other Mutual-Exclusives
2279.) Theology of the Pain God
2280.) Fire From Heaven, Water From Hell
2281.) The Impaled God
2282.) The One-Thousand Cuts Kami
2283.) The Divine Centipede
2284.) The Book of Revolution
2285.) Ancient Theories of Postmodernism
2286.) On the Borders of Seeing and Believing
2287.) Inebriated Rumination as Transcendental Thought
2288.) Gardens of the Transcendent
2289.) Lifestyles of the Rich and All-Powerful
2290.) La Hombre de Murciélagos del Alma (The Dark Knight Of The Soul)
2291.) Theology and the Quest for Positive Spin
2292.) Better Gnomes and Goblins
2293.) On Food and Cooking: The Mythos and Lore of the Kitchen
2294.) The National Cyclopedia of Useless Knowledge
2295.) a cookbook aimed at hound archons featuring several recipes for squirrel and imitation squirrel
2296.) Pure and Applied Chicanery
2297.) Pure and Applied Comedy
2298.) Their Eyes Were Watching A Play About Talking Animals
2299.) Things Fall Apart If You Hit Them With A Hammer
2300.) Medical Aspects Of Biological And Necromantic Warfare
2301.) The Book of Trepidation
2302.) The Acts of the Apostates
2303.) Actuaries of the Apostles
2304.) The Satan's Cyclopedia
2305.) Whiner in the Rye
2306.) Ketchup On The Rye
2307.) Dreamtime Magazine
2308.) The Dead Dog Scrolls
2309.) The Madness of King Beer
2310.) The Tragedy of McDonalds
2311.) The Furry Wives of Windsor
2312.) Loathing's Labors Lost
2313.) The Taming of the Shoe
2314.) The Taming of the Stew
2315.) The Crime of the Ancient Mariner
2316.) The Dead Grandpa Scrolls

[P.LOC]

2317) The Evil that men do; a guide on Detect Alignement spell by M.Iron
2318) Phantom of the Opera; how to perform a show using high level Illusion spell by M.Iron
2319) Tailgunner; a study about manticores by M.Iron
2320) From here to eternity; 100 ways to extend your lifetime by M.Iron
2321) Wasted Years; 100 things to do in your extended lifetime by M.Iron
2322) Be quick or be dead; Haste as a life-saver spell by M.Iron
2323) Weekend Warrior; extended duration for your Tenser Transformation spell by M.Iron
2324) Can I play with Madness; how to inscribe a Symbol of Insanity on a bouncing ball by M.Iron and Xykon
2325) Remember Tomorrow; paradoxes in Time travelling by M.Iron
2326) Iron Maiden, an useful, multipurpose Golem by M.Iron

[Bohandas]

2327.) The Book of Ecclescakes
2328.) The Rap of Raps
2329.) The Book of Punch and Judith
2330.) The Book of Questionable Wisdom
2331.) The Rhombicuboctahedron Texts
2332.) Anthony and Miss Cleo the Telephone Psychic
2333.) The Very Poisonous Caterpiller


2114.) The Trip of Tacos

2334.) The Mahaburrito

EDIT:

2335.) The Laws of Physics and How to Change Them
2336.) Sacred Profanity
2337.) The Gold Trade in the Silver Marches
2338.) History of Hunting Weapons From the Unremembered Past to the Inconceivable Future
2339.) Primitive Technology: 1001 Projects You Can Make Without Angering the Nature Gods
2340.) Standard Spears
2341.) Atlas of Atlatls
2342.) The Frozen Past and the Fiery Future
2343.) The Origins of Dwarven Society
2344.) Death Rituals, Social Order, and Immortality In the Modern World
2345.) The Crisis Under Zagig Yragerne
2346.) The Search For A World Beyond Sense
2347.) The Bigfoot Handbook
2348.) Psychic Phenomena in Engineering
2349.) The Illustrious History of Magic
2350.) The Meeting of High Art and Higher Mathematics
2351.) Mechanan Math Monthly
2352.) Bored Bill Magazine
2353.) Safe Hell-Portals Through Design and Planning
2354.) The Zagyg Zigzag: A Storied Symbol
2355.) The Queso Service Cross
2356.) Introduction of Atemporal History
2357.) Meditations on Fist Philosophy
2358.) Paranormal Activities You Can Try At Home
2359.) The Book of Fortean Prayer
2360.) a diet book that just says "Eat [REDACTED] and die!" over and over and over again
2361.) Beholder Religion
2362.) Interdisciplinary Public Health Reasoning and Epidemic Modelling: The Case of The Red Death
2363.) Rejecting Catastrophe: The Case for the Power of Positive Thinking
2364.) The Frugal Cannibal Cooks A Wino
2365.) Magical Cooking and Nutrition
2366.) Magical Imitation Strategies

[Lvl 2 Expert]

2367) This book is still on fire. Seriously, who keeps putting burning books on the shelf? (1881)

[Wildstag]

2368) Familiars I Have Kept
2369) Economic Report of Dekond, City of Mages, Year 267

A couple other tomes could just be "dogs/lizards/cats/etc. I have known. No reason an evil villain couldn't also find a few things cute about the critters around their life/unlife. I guess it wouldn't fit for the theme though.

[Bohandas]

2670.) Applied Onomastics - contains the true names of several powerful planar entities
2671.) Chicken Soup For The Undead
2672.) The Hardby Boys
2673.) Nancy Drow - a novel about a 67 year old elvish "girl detective"

[Noxangelo]

2374.)Porcine prophets – S. Bisset
2375.)Hermetic Horses - S. Bisset
2376.)Cunning Canines - S. Bisset
2376.)Philosopical Primates - S. Bisset
2377.)Fantastic felines - S. Bisset
2378.)Amazing avians - S. Bisset
2379.)Harmonus hares - S. Bisset
2380.)Terrific Tortoises - S. Bisset
2381.)Fabulous Fish - S. Bisset
2382.)Great geese – Nicolas Hoare
2383.)Expositor of many mysteries – Frederic plichard
2384.)The life and adventures of Toby the sapient pig: with opinions of men and manners – toby: the sapient pig
2385.)On beastmen – Lord George Sanger
2386.)The man who grows – Clarence Willard
2387.)Twenty years of spoof and buff – Carlton “the human hairpin”

(edit)

2388.) The Tortured Metaphor
2389.) More than the Sum of Your Parts: a guide to life and adventuring for victims of dismemberment - Mathias Buchinger

(edit 2)

2390.) Portraits, memoirs and characters of remarkable persons
2391.) marksmanship and trick shots: from nine-pins to pistols - Mathias Buchinger
2392.) collected works of Mathias Buchinger
2393.) giants and dwarves
2394.) on playing instruments: Mathias Buchinger
2395.) mind over matter: psychology in sleight of hand - Mathias Buchinger
2396.) Look, no hands: legerdemain without appendages - Mathias Buchinger
2397.) mind power: using mental manipulation in slight of hand and the arcane - Mathias Buchinger

[Bohandas]

2398.) The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Magical Disorders
2399.) Great Itinerary of the Perverse Army
2400.) Statutes of Statuary
2401.) The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse Guide to Polo
2402.) Book of Whores
2403.) Pontius and Margera
2404.) Short Annals of the Halflings
2405.) The Vermin Manuscript
2406.) Liber Flavus Flav
2407.) The Dongle Encyclopedia
2408.) The Flour of Battle
2409.) The Eastman Codex
2410.) The Great Loutish Sutra
2411.) The Three Books On Death
2412.) The Book of the Courtesan
2413.) The Seven Habits of High People
2414.) On the Perspective of Perspicacity

EDIT:

2415.) The Illustrious History of Illustrations

[Lord Torath]

Due to a number duplication, the most recent entry is:

2416: The Illustrious History of Illustrations

[Lvl 2 Expert]

2413.) The Seven Habits of High People

Rule 1: roll, then burn.

[Rockphed]

2417: The 1268 Habits of Highly Effective Elves
2418: Dao te Dwarf
2419: Raising Foundlings as Efficient Mercenaries
2420: Seven Meals a Day: Diets for Halflings
2421: The Halo of Death
2422: The Once and Future Ice
2423: Aerial Scouting in Dragon Armies

[Segev]

2424: Raising Foundlings as Efficient Mercenaries, Vol. II: Slaymates

[khadgar567]

2429: all organic idiot. guide to understand and rule the dimwits. ansem the wise

[Bohandas]

2430.) Useless Information
2431.) Fire Fact-Sheet
2432.) Alien Astrological Quantities
2433.) Handbook of Alchemy and Metaphysics
2434.) De Finibus Lorem Ipsum
2435.) Advanced Weekend At Bernie's (a necromancy textbook)
2436.) Incense and Insensitivity
2437.) Tiny Women
2438.) The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Nuns
2439.) The Bank Statement of Randolph Carter
2440.) materials safety data sheets (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_data_sheet) for all the things that went into the witches' brew in Macbeth
2441.) The Great Book of Lichen
2442.) The Book of The Earl Grey Tea
2443.) The Master of Dungeons
2444.) The Hours of Maria de Haricots Vert
2445.) Bearnaise Chronicle
2446.) The Proper Noises For The Instruction of The People
2447.) The Seasoned Psalter
2448.) Records for Farming Communes
2449.) De Ludo Chairy

[Lvl 2 Expert]

2450: We want wings! We want wings! 250 chants for drunk wizard
2451: A completely blank and empty book, can be used for writing whatever you like. Its colors and appearance (but not size) can be changed with a mere thought by the person holding it.
2452: It looks like a book containing a minor myth of Helm, but it's one of those hollowed out smuggler books with a poisoned punching dagger inside.
2453: Jond, Bames Jond. Adventures in contrascryonage.
2454: How to hatch your dragon
2455: A guide to magical farming

[paddyfool]

Probably someone, somewhere in this thread has already posted these ideas:

2456: [A rulebook for a previous edition of the game you are playing]
2457: [A rulebook for a future edition, e.g. D&D 6e DMG]
2458: [This book eats people] Title written in strange runes in an obscure language; book is actually a trap, and functions as a bag of devouring that's activated by being opened.
2459: The pen is mightier than the sword, part 1: Making bureaucracy work for you
2460: The pen is mightier than the sword, part 2: Tactical uses of scrolls
2461: The pen is mightier than the sword, part 3: Runes
2462: The pen is mightier than the sword, part 4: How to assemble a gargantuan animated fighting pen

[Lvl 2 Expert]

2463: The pen is mightier than the sword, part 3a: Guess what spell I prepared this morning?

[Ides Usher]

2464) Standard Postulates of Practical and Theoretical Pyromancy by Meclid the Younger
2465) Non-Meclidian Pyrology by Herzenthad Ottofost, translated from Elvish by Gonsad Ooln
2466) Inherent Instabilities of Candent Thermotics by Meclid the Younger
2467) Aasim al Sahafyad's Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
2468) Aasim al Sahafyad's Erudite Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
2469) Aasim al Sahafyad's Most Erudite Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
2470) Fogments of the Imagination by Illlusionist Kandal iv Verhides

[Lord Torath]

2464) Standard Postulates of Practical and Theoretical Pyromancy by Meclid the Younger
2465) Non-Meclidian Pyrology by Herzenthad Ottofost, translated from Elvish by Gonsad Ooln
2466) Inherent Instabilities of Candent Thermotics by Meclid the Younger
2467) Aasim al Sahafyad's Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
2468) Aasim al Sahafyad's Erudite Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
2469) Aasim al Sahafyad's Most Erudite Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
2470) Fogments of the Imagination by Illlusionist Kandal iv VerhidesI really should follow proper bibliographical procedure and underline all book titles, enclose any article names in quotes, and so on.

I'm not going to, but I should. :smallbiggrin:

[Ides Usher]

Well, in my posts I have to do that. I have CDO. That is in alphabetical order, because it has to be in alphabetical order.

Also,

2471) The Frightful Implications of the Fist in Aboriginal Obeah Symbology by Karanzig Liy Erdth
2472) Aëriform Primogeniture by HulganDar af Ml'Theskar
2473) Dissertation on Multiple Manifestation Phenomena by Hrovis Equexis

[Ides Usher]

2474) Conventional Verities of Time Flow Mechanics by Fahfly O'Thoduks
2475) Un-O'Thoduks Temporal Studies by Wizard Graznik Wheggibol
2476) Necromantic Exotica by Avlek Xaldes
2477) Necromantic Erotica by Irimil Dwern
2478) A Discussion of Cyclical Chronometry Phenomena by Lich Wheggibol

[Bohandas]

2479.) The Philosophical Foundations of Cosmology
2480.) Knightly Days
2481.) Research Design and Mystical Analysis
2482.) The Certified Knightly Engineer Handbook
2483.) On the Potential Use of Plant Pathogens Against Tendriculos
2484.) Biological Warfare Against Crabs
2485.) Silly Weapons of Major Wars
2486.) The White Book of Sarin
2487.) The Art of Abracadabra
2488.) The Brokeass Crane
2489.) Uncle John's Big Book of Revelations
2490.) Encyclopedia Anathema
2491.) Complete Annals of Deviance
2492.) The Trapezohedron Texts
2493.) Fifty Shades of the Color Out of Space
2494.) New Creation Gospel - (a story about using big constructs to fight outsiders)
2495.) Housebook of Henstooth Castle
2496.) Hellafortis
2497.) The Daft Bible
2498.) The Quaternion Rule of Health
2499.) Crossbow Ballistics
2500.) Index of Forbidden Armaments
2501.) The Once and Future King Kong
2502.) The Once and Future Burger King
2503.) Fifty Shades of Grey Aliens
2504.) Effects of Woo and Woowoo on Chemical Mediator Production
2505.) Confusing Dialects
2506.) The Ebert Papyrus
2507.) a journal of SCP-style experiments with various magic items
2508.) The White Book of Sarnath
2509.) How Powerstones Store and Release Energy: Explaining Basic Parapsychology
2510.) Descriptive Inorganic and Unnatural Chemistry
2511.) Sacrificial Chemistry
2512.) The Tinsel Lei Sutra
2513.) The Twelve Steps Sutra
2514.) New Later Collection of Wokka Wokka Wokka
2515.) Brazen Mirror of the Four Unknowns
2516.) Fastidious Medicine
2517.) The Toad Licking Herpetologist
2518.) The Drunken Hepatologist
2519.) The Drunken Haruspex
2520.) In Search of the Blue Goblins: History and Culture
2521.) Barrage Balloons for Epic-Level Air Defense
2522.) Earth Diagrams
2523.) Aether Diagrams
2524.) Earth Wind And Fire Diagrams
2525.) 10000 Years of Prophecy
2526.) Revealed Secrets of the Balloon Biz
2527.) Gasbags At War
2528.) Military Ballooning During the Greyhawk Wars
2529.) Wetware Informer
2530.) The Life-Taking Tree
2531.) Goodnight Buttocks
2532.) One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Stew Fish
2533.) The Cat On Khat
2534.) Prayer For A Funeral
2535.) The Liger In The Hat
2536.) The Very Angry Caterpillar
2537.) Zagyg's Restaurant Guide
2538.) The Great Book of Lycans
2539.) Handbook of Astroalchemical Symbology
2540.) Towel Te Ching
2541.) Physical Foundations of Philosophy
2542.) Studies on Cryptic Digestion
2543.) The Ill-Tempered Garden
2544.) Annuals and Centennials
2545.) Kill This Book
2546.) Sal's Almanac
2547.) Drug Information for the Criminal Professional
2548.) Problems of Fire in Numinous Warfare
2549.) Hypermathematica
2550.) Discourse on Pasta
2551.) Some of the Arithmetic, Geometry, and Proportionality
2552.) Artificial Synthesis of Tornados
2553.) Principles of Elemental Behavior
2554.) Hydrogen Production Using Mystical Phrases
2555.) Use of Silly Weapons In Serious Warfare
2556.) Studies On the Transport Properties of Couriers Under High Pressure
2557.) Hypotonic Potpourris
2558.) Fundamentals of Biomancy
2559.) Volcanic Myth Cycles
2560.) Scaling Firewalls
2561.) Biographies of Significant Tornadoes
2562.) International Journal of Evocational Research
2563.) Preppies Manuscript
2564.) Codex on the Flight of Dragons
2565.) Codex on the Flight of Bumblebees
2566.) Leaden Books of Poison
2567.) Sustainable Mining Practices: A Thermodynamic Perspective
2568.) Managing Ammonites in Fish Ponds

[Rockphed]

2569.) The Gospel of St Bartholomew the Ugly
2570.) The Apocalypse of Harry Morgan
2571.) The Apotheosis of Alan Rickman

[Bohandas]

2572.) The Pathetic Past and the Fabulous Future
2573.) Clavicula Fantasia
2574.) Manual on Uniform Mind Control Devices
2575.) Tectonic Theology
2576.) The Kilomeron
2577.) The Seasick[e] Knight
2578.) Plastic Theology
2579.) Clinical Purification
2580.) Discourse on Lividity
2581.) The Book of Ynone
2582.) The Book of Dioxirane
2583.) Gray Aliens' Anatomy
2584.) The Form, History and Classification of Harps
2585.) Cartomantic Methods With Applications to Science and Engineering

[Ides Usher]

2586) The Book of More Nom - the Gourmet Giff Gastronomy Guide by Gidgeous Ginfrig

[Cicciograna]

2587) "C++ Primer (7th Edition)", by Lippman, Lajoye, Moo

[Bohandas]

2588.) Discreet and Computational Geometry
2589.) The Two Subcultures
2590.) A Verbose History of Time
2591.) Occidental Adventures (admittedly, this one was originally someone else's joke on ENWorld)
2592.) Patatheory
2593.) The Two Cults
2594.) Rethinking Thought
2595.) The Harvest Documents
2596.) Peak Nightmare Fuel: The Looming Crisis

2597.) The Theory of Balanced Neutrality As Demonstrated by the Age Before Ages- tells a version of the events of the era of the Battle of Pesh, and explains how it allegorically and sympathetically (in the esoteric sense) relates to the need of balance between the alignments. CG creates, CE destroys, LG protects, and LE stifles. prior to the Battle of Pesh chaos was dominant. the multiverse was in a state of constant growth and change and magical and technological progress (at a pace that dwarfs even the modern rate of technological change). the world threatened to tear itself apart, in the material plane old orders were destroyed and new ones created too fast for mortals to keep up, and on the outer planes the bored Queen of Chaos, being insufficiently distracted by the blood war, decided to hunt the eladrins for sport and chaos threatened to destroy itself. after the defeat at pesh Law became ascendent and locked the multiverse into medieval stagnation. new ideas are usually unable to appear, and when they do appear they cannot spread because the old things are still there in the way of them

Translations/editions/redactions of the Necronomicon
2598.) Book of (from) the Dead
2599.) The Howling Wind
2600.) Nature Dismantling

The books below were generated by using the AI prpgram GPT-2 (with some minor redactions, removal of real-world placenames, grammar corrections, and notes, plus I've marked some that I found interesting and/or fantasyish)
2601.) Book of Rubiens
2602.) A Day of Ghosts: the Complete Notation of the Antinous Man
2603.) Destruction, Life, and Death [!]
2604.) Pearls, Chitins, & Cannon [!]
2605.) Daughters of an Indomitable Pirate
2606.) Haunted Market & Witchcraft [!]
2607.) Natural Poison [!]
2608.) Dictionary of the River Drums [!]
2609.) Late Autumn Taste, Purity and Flour
2610.) Dark Shadow, Depth, and Depth of Dark in Color [!]
2611.) Howling Wind, All the Moonstones [!]
2612.) Siggros: An Endless River of the Wastes [!]
2613.) Electric Geology, Creating Emotions, and Inventing Wonders
2614.) Whole-body Mining by Rod, Such as All Stones of Steel, Single-Major Terrain, and Soil Gems
2615.) The Elements, Creating Emotions, and Inventing Wonders [!]
2616.) Water Politics
2617.) Effect of His Diet, Metaphysics, and "Taxation Men", On The Waters of Lochs [!]
2618.) The Evolution of Carbon
2619.) The Future of Both Energy and Your Perennial Diet
2620.) Chocolate and Cholesterol: The Nutricill Headlamp
2621.) Dictionary of Fertilizer
2622.) Tomorrow and Beyond, Alternatives and Alternatives
2623.) The Rachel Lionel Arc Element Synthesis Application
2624.) Bickering Drugs
2625.) Chemical Age Aesthetics in Chemistry
2626.) Everything destined to be Present [!]
2627.) The Determinants of Marine Gray Matter: Protocolist Evidence
2628.) Brief Documents and Analysis of the Evaluation for the International Conference on Quantitative Energies in Earth's Atmosphere
2629.) Nitrogen Tune and Activation of Life in Hypericum Weeds
2630.) Affection To The Flowering Apple Sorbate Group Fuelling A Remarkable Movement Within The Field of Solar Biology
2631.) The Great Air Change Drama [!]
2632.) Observation of Drinking Water Change by Apes
2633.) Electricity and Solar Generations: The Evolutionary Role of Both
2634.) Determination and Concentration of Water, Topsoil, and Feels of The Atmosphere.
2635.) Theoretical and Ordinary Studies of Physics and Astronomy
2636.) The Entropic Stream [!]
2637.) Vaporism and the Polyphenism of the Ocean: Crisis and Revolt
2638.) Youth and Realities and Self-Hatred: A Response to the Lament of Rougess who Negotiated the Storm for Four Generations
2639.) Ecology: A Comparative Review
2640.) The Future of Utilities: Equilibrium Economics in War, Revolution and Culture
2641.) The Sunless Sea: In Exile From Reach of Atoms in the Interior of the Urban Areas
2642.) Next Generation Organization for Knowledge Resources: A Guide to the Emphatic Properties
2643.) National Patrol Settlement Guide
2644.) Dance Among Apes In An Ancient Context [!]
2645.) EPYSIOLOGY [sic] AND THE HELLBIRTH OF CHYCHER [!]
2646.) Memoirs of an Endual Gothic Priestess of the West Palm
2647.) The Water is Not a Reliable Shed".
2648.) Beneath the Terrible River Effluvial Release of Silica/Lithium Sulfides When Clothing or Gardens Overheated Or Occidently A Few Supply Is Enough"
2649.) In Praise of Phytoplankton
2650.) Small Hands of Hellstruction
2651.) The Earth's Calumny [!]
2652.) Character of Ground Water Drinking
2653.) Earth Eggs and Seafood Stills
2654.) Gasseria on the Moon & the Corruption of the World
2655.) Gray Ice and the Seas and the Last Return"
2656.) Gems & Gems: Contemporary Intelligences Between Community Farms [!]
2657.) The Evil City Drilling: In Search of Truth [!]
2658.) Strategies for Peace
2659.) Open Secrets in Knowledge [!]
2660.) Energy: Single Structure, Multiple Energy Production
2661.) Badtools
2662.) Unrationality and Cognitive Science
2663.) The Capitalist Economy of Education
2664.) Intercultural Finance with Human Purpose
2665.) Maps of the Distinct Articulate Systemages in Cliftonous Temples
2666.) Reproductive Resources and Sexual Hunting-Movements among Hunting-Camps and Largest Fishing Sites
2667.) Tree Specialist Diversity and Displacement
2668.) Materializing for the Origins of the Geography of the DNA Layer-Line
2669.) Magnetism: The Nature and Politics of Forces and Emotional and Physical Connections
2670.) The Die-Harder Theory of Science, The Fields of Logic and Reality
2671.) A Biological-Mythology of Insects [!]
2672.) The Nature and Taste of the Elements [!]
2673.) Water Eater
2674.) Monoliths of the Earth: The Seismic Age and History of a Sea Portal [!]
2675.) Comparative methodology in water science: Where the field continues to innovate
2676.) Design Factors For Your Experimental Design
2677.) Water Use at the Plague
2678.) Influencing the Market Sector: A Global Microbe
2679.) Passionate Food Usage Does Not Factor Into Optimal Distribution Planned Populations. Research in Social Agriculture and the Economics of Advocacy.
2680.) Economic Learning and Public Opinion Representation
2681.) Monitoring Tools Used at Scout Conventions
2682.) Energy in the Atmosphere [!]
2683.) The Physics of Events
2684.) Geomancy—Advances in Vertebrate Geochemistry [!]
2685.) Representing Fire, Stone, and Electricity
2686.) The Natural Period and the First our Highest Day
2687.) What is the State of Matter?
2688.) Powerful forces in the Earth
2689.) Present-Time-Toward-Once
2690.) The Silent Future, The Silent Place [!]
2691.) Tons of Plate Mail [!]
2692.) Early Inventions of the Future from Solar
2693.) Healthier Durable Goods
2694.) Time in the Events of the World
2695.) Science using the Philosopher's Stone [!]
2696.) The Musings of a Scientist in the Importance of Biochemical Processes in the Temperaments of the Earth [Shudde M'ell?
2697.) Fossil Foundations of Pest Ecology
2698.) Waiting: A Treatise on Consciousness, the Patterns in Nature and, In Particular, the Conflict Between the [end of title cut off] [!]
2699.) Considerations on the Onstruments [sic] of Indifference
2700.) The Miracle of Water [!]
2701.) Transhumanism and the Higher Essences
2702.) Hang On, It's Springtime— But So What?
2703.) Connected Gems [!]
2704.) Streets and Churches [!]
2705.) The Future of Monotheism To Be Discovered
2706.) Quantifying Consciousness
2707.) The Mysteries
2708.) Modular Machines
2709.) Death Necessitates Coercion and Force-V Information in Principle [!]
2710.) Technological Science and Synthetic Biology
2711.) Myths and Inclinations From Rich Theologians [!]
2712.) The Dynamics of Alpha and Omega in Civilization [!]
2713.) The Theory of Polarity and Volume
2714.) interdiction des animals del dolores un words ['ban on torturing animals with words'? 'interception of smuggled animals via words of pain'? 'recall of suffering animals with words'?]]
2715.) The Type and Gases of Water
2716.) A Hacked Institutions of the Humanities
2717.) The Natural Properties of Self-Possession: A Model for Humankind
2718.) The Role of Acid in Precursive Volition and the Element Sublimation of Its Ray of Earth: A Study in the Production of Material Imagination and Composition [!]
2719.) Automata [!]
2720.) World College Discussion Paper No. 65
2721.) Organic and Biological Water Applications
2722.) The Erosion of Life [!]
2723.) Nickel Leaves Lead to Act As A Different Kind of Wood [!]

Minor Transmutation of Lead to Wood

Transmutation
Level: Drd 0, Magewright 1, Sor/Wiz 1, Wuj 0 (wood)
Components: V, S, F/DF
Casting Time: 1 round
Range: Close
Target: up to about half a liter of molten lead
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: No
Spell Resistence: No
Discovered during a failed experiment in replicating the philosopher's stone, this spell transmutes molten lead in a 500cc crucible into wood. For the arcane version of the spell the crucible must be made of nickel, but the druid version can use any crucible. The resultant wood is a generic sort of wood that doesn't match any particular kind of tree. Melting the lead is not included in the casting time.
Arcane Focus: a medium sized nickel crucible which the lead is melted in (price???)

2724.) An Encyclopedia of the Canon [!]
2725.) The Echo (some kind of periodical?)
2726.) Eucri City Mineralogy
2727.) An Understanding of the Calendar [!]
2728.) Cleaning up the back-yard
2729.) Floral funeral practices of an early stylistic inspiration developed in plant gardens in [nation] and Northern [other nation] [!]
2730.) In [citystate], for Me Under the Sun: A Primer [!]
2731.) THE White Lake Cave [!]
2732.) Global Change: Global Voices and Isolation Here
2733.) Winning or Not: A Critical Analysis
2734.) A Composite Study of the Four Great Time-Memory Hybrids [!]
2735.) Mineralogical and[sic] Geography of [nation]
2736.) Catalogue Of The [cardinal direction] [!]
2737.) The Great Counterfeit Nuclear Weapons [replace with your campaign world's local superwapon?]
2738.) Potholes and Treacheries in the Recent Century
2739.) Geography of the World
2740.) The Philosophy of Geology [!}
2741.) The Fundamental Laws and Processes of Scrupulosity in The Multiverse [!]
2742.) Water and Business: The Connection of Physical History and Economic Growth
2743.) Water in Crisis
2744.) Space-time of a Fireball [!][!]
2745.) Extreme Near Space
2746.) Space-Time of a Fluctuating Firespout [!]
2747.) An introduction by Astronomer Timothy Zewelton to Geophysics: the Origin of Space.
2748.) The [major religious observence] Terror [!]
2749.) Colony a Cult of the Sacred, or Demissary of the Mundane
2750.) Exploiting Cult City History vol. 12
2751.) Force of the Truth: The World System
2752.) Dear Reader 292
2753.) The Sorbuna; the Mother of Delights
2754.) Our Delights ~ A Manuscript
2755.) Ware-Viltron's Advisories on Gas Capture
2756.) The Engine of Death [!]
2757.) Amber Bomb Fragments in Architecture and Architecture from Ivory Bottom to Slag Coat (No Annotations)
2758.) Photons and Numerical Accidents
2759.) Continuous Decay or Existence of Flammable Dust?
2760.) International Journal of Fire Protection
2761.) The Silent and Pitiful [!]
2762.) The Exchange: Capital and Ideology in the Age of Reproduction
2763.) The Last Positive Monster: A Social/Environmental/Environmental[sic] Movement [!]
2764.) The Desert Of The Earth
2765.) Green Mile in the Cephalopods: The Case for Ecology
2766.) Flowing Into the Aquatic 4th Element [!]
2767.) Nature and Terminology
2768.) Balor Lying up Secrets: How Natural Elements are Stalled Stupidly Caught and Stomped [!]
2769.) Justice, Death and the Fog: Entropy and the Divorce of Environment [!]
2770.) The Dark Age
2771.) Industrial Chemicalism
2772.) Control of Instaturity
2773.) Antarctic Lion and Pemphysis in Language of Imagination [insert link to clip from lion scene in Monty Python skit "Scott of the Antarctic" here]
2774.) Stories and Rules of Imagination
2775.) Finding Lessons in Resources through the Existence of Localness
2776.) Water Desecrated in the Innumerable Apartments of [year range (or location, whatever)]
2777.) The Controversy Counts on the Extinction Of Green
2778.) Geographical Guide to Animal[sic]
2779.) A Glossary of Several Cryptographic Terms and Their Operation In A Context of Public Knowledge
2780.) Elements of Water in the Climate System [!]
2781.) Fossil Minerals: Art and Science
2782.) Death and Death by Day: Purity Manifestation in the Devon Trench
2783.) Is Convoluted Dust a Bonfire?
2784.) Landeways to the Farmlands: Life Stories and Steep Indulgences of Meadow Life In Northern [nation]
2785.) Mortals that Redevelop [!]
2786.) Drummers, Spiders, and Ghosts [!]
2787.) Water Flows : Elaborate Hummingbirds in Aquitaine in the [jungle]
2788.) Vermin and Blood [!]

[Rockphed]

2723.) Nickel Leaves Lead to Act As A Different Kind of Wood [!]

Minor Transmutation of Lead to Wood

Transmutation
Level: Drd 0, Magewright 1, Sor/Wiz 1, Wuj 0 (wood)
Components: V, S, F/DF
Casting Time: 1 round
Range: Close
Target: up to about half a liter of molten lead
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: No
Spell Resistence: No
Discovered during a failed experiment in replicating the philosopher's stone, this spell transmutes molten lead in a 500cc crucible into wood. For the arcane version of the spell the crucible must be made of nickel, but the druid version can use any crucible. The resultant wood is a generic sort of wood that doesn't match any particular kind of tree. Melting the lead is not included in the casting time.
Arcane Focus: a medium sized nickel crucible which the lead is melted in (price???)

So you end up with a 500cc crucible full of wood, or does the spell also transform it into a useable shape? I can't imagine that a half liter block of wood would be very useful.

[Lvl 2 Expert]

2591.) Occidental Adventures (admittedly, this one was originally someone else's joke on ENWorld)
2789.)Accidental Adventures
2790.)Disoriental Adventures
2791.)Oxidating Adventurers

[Lord Torath]

2701: Transhumanism and the Higher Essences
2702: Hang On, It's Springtime— But So What?
2703: Connected Gems [!]
2704: Streets and Churches [!]
2705: The Future of Monotheism To Be Discovered
2706: Quantifying Consciousness
2707: The Mysteries
2708: Modular Machines
2709: Death Necessitates Coercion and Force-V Information in Principle [!]
2710: Technological Science and Synthetic Biology
2711: Myths and Inclinations From Rich Theologians [!]
2712: The Dynamics of Alpha and Omega in Civilization [!]
2713: The Theory of Polarity and Volume
2714: interdiction des animals del dolores un words ['ban on torturing animals with words'? 'interception of smuggled animals via words of pain'? 'recall of suffering animals with words'?]]
2715: The Type and Gases of Water
2716: A Hacked Institutions of the Humanities
2717: The Natural Properties of Self-Possession: A Model for Humankind
2718: The Role of Acid in Precursive Volition and the Element Sublimation of Its Ray of Earth: A Study in the Production of Material Imagination and Composition [!]
2719: Automata [!]
2720: World College Discussion Paper No. 65
2721: Organic and Biological Water Applications
2722: The Erosion of Life [!]
"2723: Nickel Leaves Lead to Act As A Different Kind of Wood [!] New Spell: Minor Transmutation of Lead to Wood - Transmutation - Level: Drd 0, Magewright 1, Sor/Wiz 1, Wuj 0 (wood) - Components: V, S, F/DF - Casting Time: 1 round - Range: Close - Target: up to about half a liter of molten lead - Duration: Instantaneous - Saving Throw: No - Spell Resistence: No - Discovered during a failed experiment in replicating the philosopher's stone, this spell transmutes molten lead in a 500cc crucible into wood. For the arcane version of the spell the crucible must be made of nickel, but the druid version can use any crucible. The resultant wood is a generic sort of wood that doesn't match any particular kind of tree. Melting the lead is not included in the casting time.
Arcane Focus: a medium sized nickel crucible which the lead is melted in (price???)"
2724: An Encyclopedia of the Canon [!]
2725: The Echo (some kind of periodical?)
2726: Eucri City Mineralogy
2727: An Understanding of the Calendar [!]
2728: Cleaning up the back-yard
2729: Floral funeral practices of an early stylistic inspiration developed in plant gardens in [nation] and Northern [other nation] [!]
2730: In [citystate], for Me Under the Sun: A Primer [!]
2731: THE White Lake Cave [!]
2732: Global Change: Global Voices and Isolation Here
2733: Winning or Not: A Critical Analysis
2734: A Composite Study of the Four Great Time-Memory Hybrids [!]
2735: Mineralogical and[sic] Geography of [nation]
2736: Catalogue Of The [cardinal direction] [!]
2737: The Great Counterfeit Nuclear Weapons [replace with your campaign world's local superwapon?]
2738: Potholes and Treacheries in the Recent Century
2739: Geography of the World
2740: The Philosophy of Geology [!}
2741: The Fundamental Laws and Processes of Scrupulosity in The Multiverse [!]
2742: Water and Business: The Connection of Physical History and Economic Growth
2743: Water in Crisis
2744: Space-time of a Fireball [!][!]
2745: Extreme Near Space
2746: Space-Time of a Fluctuating Firespout [!]
2747: An introduction by Astronomer Timothy Zewelton to Geophysics: the Origin of Space.
2748: The [major religious observence] Terror [!]
2749: Colony a Cult of the Sacred, or Demissary of the Mundane
2750: Exploiting Cult City History vol. 12
2751: Force of the Truth: The World System
2752: Dear Reader 292
2753: The Sorbuna; the Mother of Delights
2754: Our Delights ~ A Manuscript
2755: Ware-Viltron's Advisories on Gas Capture
2756: The Engine of Death [!]
2757: Amber Bomb Fragments in Architecture and Architecture from Ivory Bottom to Slag Coat (No Annotations)
2758: Photons and Numerical Accidents
2759: Continuous Decay or Existence of Flammable Dust?
2760: International Journal of Fire Protection
2761: The Silent and Pitiful [!]
2762: The Exchange: Capital and Ideology in the Age of Reproduction
2763: The Last Positive Monster: A Social/Environmental/Environmental[sic] Movement [!]
2764: The Desert Of The Earth
2765: Green Mile in the Cephalopods: The Case for Ecology
2766: Flowing Into the Aquatic 4th Element [!]
2767: Nature and Terminology
2768: Balor Lying up Secrets: How Natural Elements are Stalled Stupidly Caught and Stomped [!]
2769: Justice, Death and the Fog: Entropy and the Divorce of Environment [!]
2770: The Dark Age
2771: Industrial Chemicalism
2772: Control of Instaturity
2773: Antarctic Lion and Pemphysis in Language of Imagination [insert link to clip from lion scene in Monty Python skit "Scott of the Antarctic" here]
2774: Stories and Rules of Imagination
2775: Finding Lessons in Resources through the Existence of Localness
2776: Water Desecrated in the Innumerable Apartments of [year range (or location, whatever)]
2777: The Controversy Counts on the Extinction Of Green
2778: Geographical Guide to Animal[sic]
2779: A Glossary of Several Cryptographic Terms and Their Operation In A Context of Public Knowledge
2780: Elements of Water in the Climate System [!]
2781: Fossil Minerals: Art and Science
2782: Death and Death by Day: Purity Manifestation in the Devon Trench
2783: Is Convoluted Dust a Bonfire?
2784: Landeways to the Farmlands: Life Stories and Steep Indulgences of Meadow Life In Northern [nation]
2785: Mortals that Redevelop [!]
2786: Drummers, Spiders, and Ghosts [!]
2787: Water Flows : Elaborate Hummingbirds in Aquitaine in the [jungle]
2788: Vermin and Blood [!]
2789: Accidental Adventures
2790: Disoriental Adventures
2791: Oxidating Adventurers
2793: Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 5
2794: Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 11
2795: Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 17
2796: Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 23
2797: The Complete Nature of Reality, Abridged
2798: The Title Of The Book Is Blank. That's The Title. This Is Too.
2799: The Rebuttal, or: A Comprehensive Description of the Fraud of Magic, Perpetrated by a Conspiracy of So-Called Wizards and their Useful Idiots.
2800: How To Trick The Heroes Into Reading Your Books While You Ambush Them2801: The Damnation of <insert PC name here>
2802: Why Spellcasters Should Rule the World: The Merits of Mageocracy as a System of Governance
2803: Dungeon Recipes: Edible Parts of Monsters, and How to Prepare Them.
2804: Why You Should Buy All the Overpriced Books of That Series (This book have a cover made of gold and platinum with socketed rubies and emeralds)
2805: How to Spend Wastefully Your Money (This book seems as much ridiculously expensive as the previous one)
2806: The Renfield Equations
2807: a spellbook containing five different (but mechanically identical) ways of casting Identify (effectively allowing wizarding beginners five shots at learning the spell, instead of the usual one per level, as it is actually five different but mechanically identical spells)
2808: Manipulative Vocabulary
2809: Narrative of Some Things of the Great City of Testofen
2810: Plan of Study for Ghouls
2811: Narrative of Some Things of the Great City of Telomestatin
2812: 50 Shades of Dead People
2813: The Lead Books of Sacramento
2814: Poopoo Vuh
2815: Treatise on Artifacts
2816: Treatizzle on Artifactz
2817: The Leaden Book of Leadership
2818: Vino Patrika
2819: The Illustrated History of Sueloise Belief
2820: Der Gelbkunig
2821: Hepatmeron
2822: The Eggshell King
2823: The Emotional Disposition Matrix
2824: Santa's Enemies List
2825: Casting plot spells 101: sacrificing the souls of other people
2826: Making plot devices 101: safety rules
2827: The Book of Uridine
2828: Uncle Zhang's Big Book of Goldfish
2829: a manuscript written on a manila envelope
2830: The Frugal Anarchist
2831: Flying Sauces From Outer Space
2832: The Commie Sutra
2833: Boat in the Sea of Death
2834: New Treatise on Military Thaumaturgy
2835: Book of Discord
2836: History of Sherbet
2837: Encyclopedia of Vegetable Cognition and Behavior
2838: Fundamental Concepts in Necrophysics
2839: Arms Control: the New Guide to Posture
2840: Discourse of Fortune
2841: Stereochemistry of Looking-Glass Milk
2842: The Two Bacterial Cultures
2843: The Book of Uracil
2844: The Digon Magazine
2845: The Five People You Meet In The Outlands
2846: The Mathematical Study of Communication and Control in the Animal and the Machine.
2847: Ascent of Mount Toffee
2848: The Auburn Codex
2849: Codex on the Flight of Bumblebees
2850: Sermon on Drunken Indulgence
2851: The Hewardiad
2852: Defective Comics
2853: Thunder Dank
2854: Dystopia
2855: Codex Bubonic
2856: The Folly of Praise
2857: In Praise of Failure
2858: The Computational Polyglot Bible
2859: Minaces Liber
2860: Journey to the Southeast
2861: Mirabilis Libel
2862: The Sixteen Tortures
2863: Rotating monkeys and other marvels.
2864: Eye care for beholders
2865: Circumscribing the shrew
2866: The parental sleep delusion
2867: River horse taming for fun and profit
2868: Riparian rites in riverdance
2869: Trust in olaf's way
2870: Blood and sword: conquering an empire
2871: Beginner's Guide to Magic- MAGIC IS NOT A TOY! by Albret Vantus
2872: Novice's Guide to Magic- Simple spells and control exercises by Albret Vantus
2873: Apprentice's Guide to Magic- How not to damn your soul by Albret Vantus
2874: Journeyman's Guide to Magic- Making your way in the world by Albret Vantus
2875: Magic, a Primer by Tim Burnt
2876: Battlefield Magic by Jack A. Slough
2877: Battlefield Magics; a Study of Unconventional Tactics; Arcane or Otherwise by S. A.
2878: Study on Souls
2879: you shouldn't open a portal to. by Ivan Matthew S.
2880: KOOB - Ybgib’s beginner guide to Encryption
2881: 101 Ways to create fake books for your Library
2882: The Reproof of the Rebuttal, or: A Comprehensive Description of the Conspiracy Theory Created to Convince Others of a Fraud of Magic, Perpetrated by a Conspiracy of So-Called Wizards and their Useful Idiots.
2883: The Glutton's Mass
2884: The Heartattack Sutra
2885: Make Your Own Eyes
2886: Completionist's Polyglot Bible
2887: A Brief History of Thyme
2888: The Colon Sutra
2889: Sir Gawain and the Green Energy Tax Credit
2890: Sir Mixalot and the Green Knight
2891: Le Morte de Mort
2892: The Book of the Constipated
2893: The 95 Feces
2894: The Book of Accusations
2895: Pseudomonas Daemonorum (check spelling)
2896: Oops All the Letter 'F"
2897: The Effect of Negative Reinforcement on ESP Ability
2898: The Supernatural in Urban Planning
2899: Magic in the World
2900: Applied Ectoplasmic Physics2901: Planes and Dimensions
2902: Hyperspatial Accounting
2903: Songs of Murder
2904: The Magic of Science
2905: The Science of Magic
2906: The Hut Sut Sutra
2907: The Dysplasia Sutra
2908: The Lemon Pine Fresh Sutra
2909: The Lemongrass Sutra
2910: The Bone Totem/Amulet Sutra
2911: The Antacid Sutra
2912: The Mutilation Sutra
2913: Atlas of the Underworld
2914: Heaven, Hell, And Everything In-Between
2915: Necromancy for Karens
2916: Techniques of Transmutative Alchemy
2917: Architectural Design in Non-Euclidean Spaces
2918: Hellfire: Alterations of Redox Chemistry in the Lower Planes of Existence
2919: Statistical Errors in Numerology
2920: Methods of Psionic Analysis
2921: A Prayer for the End of the World
2922: Solemn Observances for the End of Days
2923: The Weeping Stone Sutra
2924: Stellar Encryption
2925: Elves: Behind the Ears
2926: The Tooth of God
2927: The Spy's Life of a Murderer
2928: Lives of the Chim-Cities: The Story of 90 [number] Century Groups of Chim-Cities and Other Inventions of [nation]
2929: Dissolution: The Resonance Principle
2930: Quetzal [nationality] Horror Experiences
2931: Oncology and [ancient inventor]
2932: Apocryphalions dominance in [continent]
2933: [nation] Naval Institute: Historical, -Historical, & Religious Perspective
2934: The Religion of Holy Water
2935: Spiritual Devotion
2936: Religious Discourse in [nation]
2937: Examining Limits
2938: An Imagining History of Psychic Expeditions
2939: Psychic brutality & its effect
2940: Alien and Natural History
2941: Memoir of the La Turopulos
2942: Memories of MECs: Pangeles
2943: New Thought
2944: Dreams: Stories of Dreaming, Making Projections, Projectarisasure, Dream Transmissions, Dream Worship
2945: The Thousand-Year Politico: An Inquiry into the Life History of the Astronauts and Astronaut-Elites
2946: Journal of Religious Perspectives
2947: The Descent Into Hell: The War Game and Materials for Salvation
2948: The Human Hunter
2949: Physiological and Psychological Structures of the Heart
2950: On Female Alcoholics
2951: Have-Want
2952: The Best Evidence That [generic name]'s Audiobook Is A Fake
2953: Seeking The Interior of Heavens, Moons, Orca Swanlings
2954: Enquiry into Spiritual Psyche
2955: Death and Life in Yoga
2956: Always paths of peace
2957: Glass & Bone Traditions
2958: The biological transthalus - linked morphs, and growths of body and brain
2959: Proceedings of the International Society for Human Biology
2960: Pattern Recognition - How to Be Incredibly Odd
2961: Associated plagiarism? There's A Problem Book
2962: New informal language in the [language or country] educational system
2963: Head Tiling
2964: Nonlinear Rocking et Dynamostrategic Rocking for Global Steel
2965: Physicochemical Strategy for Metal-Catalyzed Rocking, and a Brief Review
2966: Fallatioar of Low Energy Rocking
2967: Impact of The Living Things of Nature on Biology and Human Behavior for Higher Universes
2968: Journal of Higher Universes
2969: Interior and Past Life of Different Universes: Visions of the Evilener against the Goodener
2970: [scriptural] Archaeology Reviews
2971: Proclamations in Astrology
2972: Voyen, Inc
2973: New Essay on Satanism** (2nd ed.)
2974: Destination of Anima
2975: Around the World in the Universe: A Year of Culture and Geography in Ancient [continent] Part I
2976: The Psychic Self
2977: Union of Awesome Influences
2978: The Crow's Club
2979: The Faerie Elders
2980: One-Lift Flute
2981: The Twin Cross: The Cross-Of-Museums, Spiritualist Dances and Dragons on the Island
2982: The Battle for the Heart
2983: God's Superiorities: Encyclopædias and Modern Development
2984: History of Science and Technology
2985: Religions and Faiths: Faiths and Beliefs in the [number] Century that Have Exposed [religion]
2986: The Praetorian Warriors Death
2987: [generic name] unveils the real origin of the shaman
2988: Evolution in Colonial [place]
2989: Publication 4: Hypersensitivity to Negative Reactions to Multiple Desires
2990: Metaphysical Physics
2991: A Review of the Book of Activational Damage in Space
2992: Solariosothesis: a solar magnetosphere
2993: The Form of Meant Viruses and Their Energy Sources: A Validation of Biotechnology
2994: Journal of Solar/Earth Science Physics
2995: A Hermeneutic for Black Sound, Spiritual Vapor
2996: Telebody: [nation]'s Tool of Space Travel
2997: Cosmologia in Liturgical Inventions
2998: Engineage of [esoteric religious tradition] Ycothans***: the Myth and Practice of Computing
2999: The All-Seeing Eye: Radiogenesis and the Spiral Economy in Contemporary [religion]
3000: Eastern [religion] Collects in [year]3001: The Biogenomic evolution of a luminous nebula
3002: Bulletin of the [nation] Atomic Society
3003: The Synthesization of Human Biography
3004: Current Anthropology
3005: Handbook of Religions: Anatomy and Natural History
3006: Small Crashes and Causations: How to Reusable Hydras May Release Energy
3007: Beyond the Pantheon
3008: The United Shades of Heaven
3009: Miracles of Heaven
3010: Invisible Doctrine of the Three Ghosts of Menvou Joseph: Principles and Techniques for Transmutating non-magical (princely) Life
3011: New Age Journal
3012: Chapter I: [eschatological event]
3013: On Redemption
3014: Chapter IV: Souls
3015: From the Light of Nations, Volume VIII
3016: The Rising Sun, Volume I
3017: Architecture, Ritual & Ritual Quote
3018: History of [aspect, avatar, or regional name of deity]
3019: Normative Warfare: The Lost Sea of Goldning Flower Topography
3020: The Gestalt to Quill
3021: Pix determined law
3022: Houses and [type of temple or congregation] of [aspect, avatar, or regional name of deity] in the World
3023: Religious Nomenclature
3024: How to Use the Nickel Crystal – Uses and Agricultural Techniques
3025: The Black Cell
3026: Relationships in the Great Cosmos
3027: Dynamics of Electricity-Wings and Physics of Explosion
3028: Making of Electricity" § "Electricity and Fire for Ages 13, 84+
3029: General Principles
3030: Handbook of Materials, Compounds and Structures
3031: [nation] As The Soul of the Self
3032: Earth & the Self
3033: Metamorphopedia of Physics in [nation]
3034: Knights' Journal
3035: Psychological foundations of the self
3036: International Epidemiology of Personality: Theory and Theory of Evidence For Power: The Heart of the Universe
3037: [sect or religion] & [other religion]: The Persistence of Power among the Cultures of Its Adulterated [title cut off]
3038: Soul- Conscious Manipulation : Metal Resonance Coherence Theory
3039: Portal Physics
3040: Metal Resonance in Metal Humanoid Fracture
3041: Neurotoxicity of Metal-based Mechanisms in Mammalian Mammals
3042: Physics of Metamorphic Matter (Science and Engineering Technology)
3043: The Mystic Solutions of the Exalted
3044: Creation of Man
3045: Nuclear Ascension
3046: The Cosmic Space Dream of Black Sun & White Knight
3047: The Eleventh Island of Azkaban
3048: Matter Systems and Evolution
3049: Avid Runes
3050: The Archaic Symbol of Religion
3051: The Myth of Mana
3052: Phoenetic Meaning in Praxis
3053: Self-Turning or Self-Sufficient Power?
3054: Experimental Physiology
3055: The Priestly Body, Group and Organization
3056: Body Type: Chronicles of Rites 14, [type of holy book] of [famous holy man]
3057: Suicide Club
3058: The Life of [famous author]
3059: The New Ghost Stories of Inexplicable Time Light and Time in Relatiht: Brain Revealing the Noble Truth
3060: Why We Are Questioning The Deity, and Why We So Ordain, the Sacred Ghost Cycle
3061: Ritual Ritual Helping Sexual Superstitions
3062: Ritual Ritual, Drinking Alcohol, Healing, and Recovery, The Health Sciences: Handbook
3063: The Hidden History of the Spirit from [continent]
3064: Journal of Health Psychology
3065: Individuating the Mind: Searchers Finding Worlds
3066: The Spirit Lands Rituals of the Three Worlds
3067: Reincarnation [year]
3068: Reconstructive therapy In a Globalized World
3069: [psychological theory] Transformation of Consciousness: An Erosions of Nature
3070: Magic Order of Redox Reactions
3071: Linguistic and Biological Interactions Between Redox and Redox Reactions in Humans
3072: Heterogenous redox reactions in healthy and obese animals
3073: Journal of Animal Ecology
3074: Redox and REF-Function Reactions in WeAnimals
3075: Redox Reaction and Redox Transference: Reactions and Interactions (2nd ed.)
3076: Redox Reactions in Plants, Animals and Insects
3077: Archives of Environmental Sciences
3078: Chivedimensional Coordination
3079: One Power: the [religious concept] of the [country adjacent to prev. concept's place of origin] Atowals Archipelago
3080: [high title]-km from the Soul
3081: Estimated Modern Variations on [religion]
3082: The abrogation of the ideal of paradise: The Myth of Immortality of Heaven and Hell
3083: The Relay Sequence
3084: The Alliance of the pre- opposies of [religion] and [related religion]
3085: [religion] Social Classes: Religious Practices
3086: [religious leader]'s Last Virtual Theories And [type of holy man]
3087: Monkage: The Evolution of the Archipelago
3088: Ritual: An Changes in [initiation ritual], that of the Archipelago
3089: Rituals: A History in [nation]
3090: A Survey of the Religion of the Arch[title cut off]
3091: Exercise in Perception by Gesture Releasing Avoids the Emotion of Involvement in the Self
3092: Holy Light: Effect of Life's Own Spiritual Goods
3093: Magic is a Kind of Science: the Functional Theory of Magic
3094: Nonification: The New Science of Magic
3095: Strange Learning: A Perspective on the Possibility of Extra-Classical Modeling of Optimal Existenc
3096: ASST algorithm works to understanding the fundamental inorganic nature of being
3097: The Autobiography of [controversial or eccentric researcher]
3098: Computers can tell us anything about the universe you say–how it was created, the result, and what it means
3099: The Randomness of Strange Life
3100: The Mystery of Chaos in Nature3101: Chapter 10: Life and the Universe
3102: Everything we see is meant to be outside of the universe
3103: Cause of the Universe Being Accumulated
3104: Artificial short-term memory, known as mnesia at birth
3105: The Hope of Space-Time and the Space Between Dimensions
3106: Compounds Analyzed in Magnetic Modulation for Distant Earth
3107: The Pangonzi That Came to [press outlet]
3108: Cosmic Existence
3109: Magic the Search for the New Immaterial Universe
3110: Cosminogenide: A New Endoscopy of Star-Planes
3111: page of visions called "Twilight's Sun"
3112: Melkian Atoms
3113: The Illustrated Handbook of Astrobiology
3114: Traveling Out of the Solar System
3115: The Magical Alchemy of Infinity; 2 of the Lambda of Philosophy
3116: The Journal of the Whole of Science
3117: From A Momentary Breath of Evil to Miracle: The Ultimate Demon Cargo.
3118: The path: magical implacable Genius of Love
3119: Psychedelics from the Department of Adolescence and the Werkefels
3120: The Quest for Supernatural Experience
3121: Thermo-Magical Technology
3122: Astrology Book: Zodiac,ireplay, prison palace, magic, and magic
3123: The Periphery of Evil: The [type of military deception tactic] in Medieval [continent]
3124: The Unnatural: The Secret of a Narcissistic Mind
3125: Miner's Lore Encyclopedia
3126: Alchemy: The Alchemy of Angels
3127: The City of [nation] Postcards: [city in said nation]
3128: Raising Patriarchs From Hell: The Anomalous Mood to Transformation
3129: Transference Of Ceremonial Contacts Into [place or landmark with religious significance]
3130: Myths of the Church. Vol. I, No. 1
3131: Of Souls People: The Secret Doctrine Of The 6 Monadaristic Families
3132: Power of the Gods, The Gods Of Cats, Demons and Demons
3133: The Most No Longer fabled of Demons
3134: The Anthropocene Guardian
3135: The Evolution of Evil
3136: The Forgotten Soul
3137: The Mystical Phenomenon of Inferior Virgins
3138: Charismatic Perceptions of Demons, Thorough [scriptural] Criticism, Dialogue with Geoffrey of [town], and The Debate Between Theological and Nihilistic Origin of the Demons
3139: The Demon Origins of the Soul: From the Hidden Origins of the Mind to the Late Intimate Transference Theological Writings of Archbishops and Non-[sect]
3140: The Hidden Origins of the Soul
3141: Demons in [religion] Mythology
3142: Occultism, Prayers and Inheritancy
3143: Arcane Energy in Middle Earth
3144: Arcane Element
3145: Spirit Guardian: "Ship of God"
3146: [stable ocean current] Spirits
3147: Lost Island identses
3148: Nuclear Tradition Renewed After Lava Explosion
3149: Religious Traditions in Western [continent]
3150: The mystical relationship between the natural philosopher of the [region]
3151: Avatar - Traditional Ancient Time
3152: [holy text] - Answers to Questions About [religious holiday] Spirit Fountains
3153: Darker Warnings
3154: Reincarnation: Resurrection or Rebirth? The Purification Ritual in [religion] Traditions
3155: Insufficient for Realities: [religion] and the Future of the Human Race
3156: The Portal Encyclopedia of Myth and Religion
3157: The Great [religion]'s Oldest Night
3158: Writing the Mythological Fable of God
3159: The Spirits of the Goddesses of [religious text]
3160: The Book of Angels
3161: The [religious text] Book of Angels
3162: Journal of the National Religious Enclosures Association
3163: Song of War
3164: Heaven Building on Aeley
3165: The Exalted: The Great Mystery of the Heavenly Soul
3166: Witches: Archetypes and their Activities
3167: Charmful Lord :[title cut off]
3168: The Ancient Mysteries of Angelic Enchants
3169: The Origins of the End of the World
3170: The Battle of the [religiously significant city]
3171: The Ancient Mysteries of Lilith****
3172: Evil Girls in Hell
3173: The Lost Between the Worlds
3174: The Isle of Melisandr
3175: The Mysterious Tale of Aegon the Long-eared
3176: The Adventures of Othello and Bokhan
3177: The Yeti's Magic Wand
3178: The Evilness of the Beasts
3179: The Two Rites of Heart
3180: The Goddess of Demons
3181: Demonic Awakening
3182: Kreve
3183: Black Heath: [religiously significant landmark]: Its Conquering
3184: Green and Lonely
3185: The Philosophy of Alien Brain Evolution in the Paleolithic
3186: The-Soul-Aware
3187: The Seducer: study of the psyche-brain / The Supreme Cry of Human Life
3188: Lithium in the Hells
3189: The Archeology of the Hellish Gods
3190: The Green Tomb
3191: The New McNamara Experiment
3192: Journal of Higher Arts
3193: Life-cycle patterns of the problems of space and time
3194: The Evolution of Perspectives — the Physics of Space
3195: The Evolution of Perspectives — Professor Zagyg's Psychology. Volume 1 — the Future
3196: Gold Medal: [generic first name] Goldman. Exploring Energy
3197: Apprentice: [name], C.M.
3198: Apprentice: [different name]
3199: Generic Bioscript of the "Opaper"
3200: The Science of Biological Soldiers3201: Patron Graves List
3202: The Information of the Teeth
3203: New Horizons' Ghost Mission to [planet or otherworldly location]
3204: Death of Astronomers, Parapsychology, and the Creation of the Universe
3205: Postulated Biological Warfare in Our Time
3206: Notices to the Society of Chemical Engineers
3207: Mineralizing the Food and Water of [planet]: Applications to the [era(s) or eon(s)]
3208: Journal of the Anthropological Society of [nation]
3209: Three-Star Scientific Reviews
3210: Shinyama to Gold
3211: Trees of Vaulting
3212: Image of the Vaulting Problem
3213: Supernatural Alchemy: Blackened Redox Chemistry of [planet or otherworldly location]
3214: New Dimensional Approach, The6 Biggest Ratchet in Space. Solaris Tip
3215: The Immortal Gods of Psychology: Water, Light, and Life
3216: The [nation] Journal of Philosophy
3217: The cosmic codebook
3218: The Immortal Gods of Philosophy
3219: The instrumentality of the Immortal Gods
3220: The Self
3221: Deadly Alchemy
3222: Probiotics and Psychotropics: An Introduction to Meditations, Psychoanalysis, and Psychopharmacology
3223: Encyclopedia of [nation or region] Religion and its Cultures
3224: The Secret Fire of the Emperor Kisan
3225: CULT OF THE DAWN
3226: right-hand overview
3227: Mystical Prayer
3228: Minutes of a Supernatural Adagio
3229: Church Manual, Ointment Catalog
3230: Reality Theatre
3231: Particles
3232: Particle Hazards of Uranium
3233: Death in Our Time: A(n) [nation] Story
3234: Death on Earth
3235: Death on [planet]: Pets Living on the Edge of Planet [planet]
3236: Psychological Implications of Nuclear: A Skeptic Perspective
3237: Chapter 2: evolution and decay in the decay of metals
3238: Nuclear fusion reactions are not as adaptive as they appear
3239: Chapter 6 – Particle Hazards
3240: Everything Happens
3241: Race to Early Death: a phenomenological perspective on the continuum of experiences
3242: Iconology: The Encyclopedia of Ancient Thought
3243: Is the Recurrence of Immortality a Material Rejection of Black Death?
3244: The Anatomy of Death: A Debate Between Cothème and Draper
3245: A Philosophical Treatise of Death
3246: The Origin of Precious Metals
3247: Memorial Invaluable of the Adversary Theorem
3248: On the Quest for the Will of the God-Machine
3249: The Last Tales of the Dying
3250: Rediscovery of [religion] after the power of the Triumvirate
3251: Book of Names: A Critique of The Paranormal
3252: The World's Newspapers: A Book of Excessive Consciousness
3253: Time Flash – Six Questions
3254: The Spell Completely Defeated
3255: "The Secrets of the Soul". an introduction to black light
3256: C. S. K. O. A. S. The Elements of the Cosmic Body
3257: Body and Soul Ghost Phenomena
3258: The Dragon
3259: Multiverse Magazine
3260: Psycho-Newtonian Resonance
3261: Tomeau's Handbook of Objects
3262: The Winds and the Winds of Time
3263: The History of the Occult
3264: Occult Perception
3265: Journal of Occult Science and Healing Power
3266: What is It that the Occult Indicates?
3267: The Occult Case Studies Series
3268: The Occult Theory of the crust
3269: The Occult Soup Story: A [religion] Guide to [religion] Ritual Alchemy
3270: Occult with Recipes
3271: Perceptions of the Occult
3272: Magickal Handbook
3273: The Occult Rituals
3274: Occult with Gifts
3275: Gifts: The Occult Landscape
3276: The Occult Encyclopedia Volume 1
3277: The Occult Journey
3278: Grace of the Goddess
3279: Occult Stories
3280: Time for a Occult Healing OST
3281: Occult and Occult Applications
3282: Pareto Chemistry
3283: Redox Reactions: Reasons to Discover Them
3284: Why Quantum Cosmology Isn't Scientific: Just That It is
3285: The Problem of Time
3286: Quantum Modelling and Quantum Resonance
3287: Theoretical Physics & Astronomy
3288: Quantum Cosmology: The Quantum Model
3289: The Water Projection of Bamboo
3290: Bamboo, [esoteric religious tradition] and the Time of the Underworld
3291: Hidden Meditation with Healing Intelligence
3292: The spiritual in Word and Mind
3293: [region] Philosophy of Religion
3294: The Algorithm of Alchemy
3295: [famous researcher]: An Analytical Essay on the History of Ideas
3296: The Invisibility of the Elements
3297: The Evolution of Mercury
3298: On the Physics of Water Fluoride
3299: Water Fluoride of the Volcanoes
3300: Bluewater: The essential water composition of [continent] waters
3301: Blessed Are the Pieces-Makers: A Defense of Mutilation
3302: Crier in the Hole: A Novel
3303: Threnody for a Lich-King
3304: Paeans of Healing
3305: What Is Man, That Thou Aren't Mindful of Him?
3306: The Epic Adventures of Biff the Farmer.
3307: Tralzuun's 1001 Most Common Spell Component Substitutes
3308: I, Golem
3309: Wizard Who?
3310: The Answer Is Always Fireball
3311: Forest Fires and You: 1001 Magical Ways to Light Them and Use Them.
3312: Untested Musings of a Mad Matriarch
3313: The Prehistory of Elminster
3314: The Biography of Mordenkainen, Volume 1: Foundations of Power
3315: The Rise and Fall of the Gnomic Empire, Volume 3: Apotheosis
3316: The Rise and Fall of the Gnomish Empire, Volume 4: Retreat Underground
3317: The Tome of the Aegis: Protective Magicks [Contains an extensive discussion of not only all lower-level defensive spells, but also a discussion of the magical mechanics thereof--how magic defines "threats", how magic defines the self and what it needs to shield, and so forth. Some of the philosophy is questionable, but the magical proofs and concepts are sound.]
3318: Ten Thousand Swords [Apparently an autobiography. Tells the story of a swordsman who apparently traveled collecting blades, and details his fighting style wherein he utilized all of those swords at once, somehow. He doesn't seem to have been a mage of any kind, so it's uncertain how credible the increasingly-improbable ways he describes using tens of swords in quick succession are.]
3319: Tear the Moon from the Sky [a short story of a moon deity who had a tyrannical grip on all they oversaw, and the three heroes who rallied the people against them, and eventually slew the deity themselves in combat. The epilogue details the world afterwards, and how the country rebuilt their buildings upon the mountain formed by the fallen body of the moon. Ambiguously truthful.]
3320: The Hero - A Study of the Archetypal Hero of many myths, and the curious interlinking of qualities thereof [a study of a large number of myths and legends from various cultures, and the Heroes thereof. The heroes of the stories share many common qualities, including often being unnamed and without a specified gender (at least in the original tellings, discounting later additions which have no basis save story drift). The author purports this is because all these stories from such diverse cultures share a hero because they actually shared that hero--a long-lived or possibly immortal hero who wandered the earth, saving people and leaving stories in their wake. It also has theories regarding the artifacts and magical items they supposedly wielded, and where they might be now. The author determined this by tracking the stories of the Hero in rough chronological order until the final known one in a magical valley to the far northeast, where they supposedly were last seen.]
3321: The Tip of the Spear [A study of the ways in which the world has changed, both small and large scale, and how groups of adventurers often formed the metaphorical "tip of the spear" in the genesis of those changes. That is, how societal issues would build up, forging the shaft and the mass of the blade...but how nearly invariably, the final tipping point--the straw that broke the camel's back, the tip of the spear that would be driven by history into the heart of the old world--was formed by adventuring parties of heroes, villains, and everywhere in between.]
3322: [A collection of unbound advertisements from "Summoner's Clearing House" tied together with twine]
3323: The Cubicle of Spirits/Liber Cubicum Spirituum
3324: Codex Ballerstein
3325: The Fart Sutra
3326: Century Eggs and Ham
3327: The Magick Handebooke of Mispells by Etaoin Shardlu
3328: The Ignoble Metals
3329: A children's picture book where anthropomorphic cat sailors explain how to spot charlatans
3330: Divine Systems
3331: The Water of Life in [Region]
3332: Sutra of the Priestess and Pharaoh
3333: Modern Runes
3334: Food and Drink
3335: Stone Age–Historical Studies
3336: Archaeopteryx risk assessment
3337: A Framework For High-Quality Archaeological Studies
3338: To Return Underground To, Where The Earth Was, And Whence It Was Made, The Founding Myths And Beliefs Of Ancient Time: A New Perspective On Ancient Stone
3339: Sacred Water in Ancient [nation]
3340: Archaeology in the Ancient World: Comparative Perspective on the Heritage, Conveyance and History of Cuneiform and Other Etymological Texts of the Western World
3341: Archaeological Papers of the Royal Society of [nation] Volume 2
3342: The Register of Colonies
3343: An "archoohistorical" account of the historical origins of [nation]
3344: Historical adaptation of certain documents from [dead language]
3345: The Green-Eyed Cretaceous Cataclysm
3346: Phenomgradation of Classical [region] Periodica
3347: The Physical Character of Cretaceous Periodic Water Yak
3348: Pollution: Process of Transmission and Degradation in Early [aeon] World
3349: ODI: Chemical Disruption
3350: "INTRODUCTION"
3351: The Past
3352: History of the Phenomenological Society
3353: Hallucinations, Occult Symbols, and Ritual Practices
3354: The Politics of the Occult
3355: E.O. The Occult Eye
3356: Hallucinations, Occult Symbols, Beliefs, and Ritual Practices
3357: Who is there?
3358: Neurobiology of Strange Neurons
3359: The Eye
3360: Slight Biochemistry of the Neurocranium
3361: Ezomyomia Eridanus In Colour Dioxide
3362: Ezomyomia Eridanus - A Phenomenological Phenomenology
3363: Korten's Ideas About Black Holes And Ground-Based Physics
3364: Gemmeloid Pantheons, Other Fertiloid Species, & Other Properties Of Superbodies
3365: [religious text] and Ritual
3366: Myths, Maths, [minor religion], [small ethnic group], The Adventures of [author], the Paranormal Number Sign
3367: Fossil Age
3368: Possible Earth-Euclidean Mathowisean Pre-Planes
3369: A Bolt of Gold: Light of Genius And Workability
3370: PτOOOOO: Planeta Mystery
3371: Apocalypse: Climbing Skies of the Ethereal Between Worlds
3372: The Artist's Manual of Fire
3373: A Hyperbolic Physics of Well-Synthesized Coefficients and Faraday's Law
3374: Life That Could — Invented and Explored
3375: Eddie: A Biography
3376: Contaminating the Abnormalities of Water
3377: From the Sorcerer's Hand to the Sacred Ground of Nature: Elements Between the Worlds of Spirit and Reality
3378: Instructions on Biology
3379: Frontiers in Physiology
3380: Food Science, Methods, and Synergies
3381: Teeth of Human Foraging
3382: The Witch
3383: The Devil and [artist whose name alliterates with "devil"]
3384: The Farmhouse Prince: An Inquiry into the Environmental Movement of the [War] Era
3385: Energizing Industrial Labor: Metaphysical Perspective
3386: Encyclopedia of Politics, International Studies, Education, and Society
3387: Dehydration Economy
3388: Death Plasma Project
3389: Health of [pantheon] Deities
3390: Analogy of Creation
3391: An Outsourced Spacetime View of Intergalactic Trade and Industry
3392: The Sin of Messenger Creation: The Nikola Nova Pentamerica Reference Book
3393: Driveby Ghosts
3394: The Reaper's Walk
3395: The Psychic [continent] Memoir of the Elector Generemare
3396: The Origins of the Traditionally Lied Doctrine of Psychics
3397: Psychics and Goddesses: Antidote to All
3398: New Integrative Descriptions of Neotropical Elites and Their Encounter with Technically Possessed Remnants of Great-Great Families
3399: The Royal Text of Shivarasa Ramdin
3400: How [region] became a 'hell belt'
3401: Spiritual evolution in Anatomy, Physiology, and Medicine
3402: Introduction of Pyramids, Assemblages, and Extension Bridges
3403: The Self-realization and Submissive Pessimisms of Contemporary Investigation
3404: [language] Words for Women
3405: Weyn's independent [nationality] Mythology
3406: Arctic Angels
3407: Secret Fire: Plausible Rhetorical Inventories
3408: The Secret Heat Machine: Modern Scientific Reports
3409: Full SPACE Dreamland
3410: The Life and Death of Mikle Strelkov
3411: Myth on Sex and Birth
3412: What is the point of the Book of [famous mystic]
3413: Non-Alien Worlds
3414: Species Development in Posthumanity
3415: A [holy text] that Enthroned and Will Completely Translate History
3416: Spaceship Warrior
3417: A Study of the Science of Two Solar System Exponents
3418: Unifying Blinding Book of Tragedy
3419: Black Magic: Reloaded & Blinding
3420: Self-Protection Against Black Magic: Physical Flexibility, Immersed Planning, and Self-Projection
3421: Reclaiming the World of Black Magic
3422: Space Wave and Solar Manipulation?
3423: Wheels in Bookworld
3424: The Power of Evil
3425: 50 Signs of the Ascension
3426: Info Diversity Lost and Found
3427: Mathematical Pleasure
3428: Rapennale's Algorithm Comes Open to Choice: Geometry and Classification in Flight and Interstellar Flight
3429: The Methods of Growth, Demand, and Periodic Records of Eternity
3430: Rankings of the Worlds
3431: An Introduction to Fire and Ice
3432: Blood Magic's [nationality] Religion
3433: Complex Space of Secretions or Exposibles
3434: Burning Snow
3435: Demons: A Literature Collection
3436: The Gold And Golden Eggs
3437: The history of Gold and the Evolution of Productivity
3438: Two-Legged Animals
3439: Feminine, Ten-footed Clan Myst Birds
3440: Survey at Endowed Institution of Higher Education
3441: Bird Organs at the Crossroads In the Science of Lost Species
3442: The Book of Inspiration
3443: Lilith's Elephanta
3444: Round Hallucinations and Other White Phenomena
3445: Science Book Series: A History
3446: The Age of the King: The Cult of Manipulator
3447: Prophets on the Water
3448: Zarina, Your Dad
3449: The Text Book of the World's Mercenaries
3450: Ancient Times
3451: The World Of The Citizens
3452: Spirit of Twilight: Descending Reality Through The Mind
3453: Parallel Body Development With Spirit World View
3454: The Physical Dimension Of The Entity, After The Body, Of The Soul
3455: Sisters of Gorgoroth
3456: 10 Billion Messages
3457: Sex and Divorce in the First Church
3458: The Reborn Of The Religious Space
3459: God's Spiritual Consciousness
3460: Understanding The Limits Of Space
3461: Introduction to the Dictionary
3462: The Origins and Origins of Ultimate Reality
3463: The Biology of Consciousness
3464: Contextual Properties Of Global–Organ Specialization
3465: Anatomy of Life
3466: Geometry of Crystalline Shape
3467: Psychiatric Psychotherapy To Remove Mold
3468: A Moment of Light Through the World's Geometrical Portals
3469: Body Chaos: A Response To Internal Trauma And Demonic Possession
3470: Fern's Paradox: Origin, Contrast and Submergence
3471: Eyewitness Reports of Paranormal
3472: Sorcerer Rituals: a Psyche of Ritual
3473: The Black Heart of Heaven
3474: A History of Magnetism and its Hyperbolic Coordinates
3475: World Wilderness
3476: Help, I'm stuck in a fantasy world! An anonymous author from "London, 1940", wherever that may be, complains in great detail about how the world isn't real, listing things that "shouldn't exist".
3477: Town Musicians of the Fremen (did I do this already? need to check if I did this already)
3478: The Jingoistic Record of the Transmission of the Lamp
3479: The Classic of Quackery
3480: The Skull Necklace Sutra
3481: The Gallows Sutra
3482: The First Letter of Ed McMahon to the Corinthians
3483: The Revelation of Ringo
3484: Marginal Water Sources
3485: Investment Tips of the Gods
3486: The Great Charisma Sutra
3487: The Cubic Zirconium Sutra
3488: The Epistles of Poul Anderson
3489: The Instant Replay Sutra
3490: Destruction of Property Sutra
3491: The Gallbladder Sutra
3492: The Wisdom of Salmon [sic]
3493: The Song of the Building Superintendant
3494: The Foul Play Sutra
3495: Baguette Gita
3496: Revelation of the Toilet
3497: Sorcery Made EZ
3498: The Barda Sutra (Cliff NotesTM, for lechers in a hurry)
3499: The Profit Margin
3500: The Classic of the Whey and Its Curds
3501: Journey to the West, Then to the North, Then To The South Returning the Traveler to Their Original Location Rotated 90 Degrees
3502: The Green Day Sutra
3503: The Five Demihumans You Meet In Heaven
3504: The Classic of Eating Human Flesh
3505: Cultivating the Beelzebud [sic]
3506: Don Quixote's Redemption in the World of Death
3507: The Call of Death
3508: Dark Arts For Beginners -(summons nothing but cute and harmless demons, often used as a gateway book for more dangerous material)
3509: How to Slay Gods
3510: History of (Nation That Never Existed)
3511: The Life and Times of Merryweather Spindlecrow
3512: How (PC name here) Will Betray You
3513: 101 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Open This Book
3514: The Individualis Obscura (A Book that when your name is written into it, everyone except the other names in the book forgets that you exist, this effect persists constantly, erasing peoples memories of you whenever any interaction ends. The only way to remember the other names written in the book when you close it is to write your own down)
3515: How to spot Adventuritis (A book documenting the symptoms of and a guide on spotting on the behaviors of adventuritis, a mental disease sometimes occurring in adventurers resembling extreme murderhobo behavior such kleptomania and killing random people over petty things)
3516: Call of the Civil
3517: White Claw
3518: Ode to the Dead
3519: The Chastlah [sic][?] of Ending World 3
3520: The Great Wheel of Discipline
3521: The Gospel of Life
3522: The Eternal Song
3523: The Ultimate Dictionary
3524: (beastiary of mundane animals described and chronicled by an alien source unfamiliar with them)
3525: (tome theorizing/alledging that the elemental planes are each an infinitely vast elemental with all the regular elementals being aspects or avatars of these beings, or else they are otherwise made entirely out of dormant elementals)
3526: a full length symphony score based on The Hearse Song
3527: a recipe either for a Macbeth style witches' brew, or for sausages; it's impossible to tell which
3528: An Unexpected Staycation
3529: The Bank Statement of Randolph Carter
3530: The Emerald Powerbook
3531: Satanic Rituals For Dummies
3532: Voyage of the Dusk Stepper
3533: Manky Magic - Deadly Draconic, by Terrance the Dear, and illustrated by Marty Beige
3534: Manky Magic - Awful Alteration, by Gatekeeper Nick
3535: Manky Magic - Irksome Evocation, by Phoenix the Tiefling
3536: Manky Magic - Terrifying Transmutation by The Coxx
3537: Manky Magic - Deadly Divination
3538: Manky Magic - Ill-intentioned Illusion
3539: Manky Magic - No Nonsense Necromancy
3540: Manky Magic - So-Called Summoning
3541: The Book of Rhino (A book made from rhino leather, bound in rhino-skin, with a rhino horn down the spine that describes rhinos in exhaustive detail)
3542: The Art of Peace
3543: Po Boy's Almanac
3544: The Origin of Feces
3545: Dining in Greyhawk
3546: The Whisperer in Silence
3547: The Five Heavenly Recluses
3548: A Brief History of the End of Time
3549: A book titled "when you see this book you are ???" with ??? being the state you are in and it constantly changes to match the state of the individual looking at it. Very rarely it changes to "when you see this book you are already dead".
3550: The Singer in Silence by Randolph Carter
3551: The Summons of Shub-Niggurath by Randolph Carter
3552: The Echo Out of the Aeons by Randolph Carter
3553: The Gold Rune-Key by Randolph Carter
3554: The Carnival by Randolph Carter
3555: The Spectre in the Shadows by Randolph Carter
3556: Gem magic For Dummies
3557: Acts of the Opossums
3558: The Great Taste Less Filling Sutra
3559: The Once and Future Comptroller
3560: The Retrofuturistic King
3561: Old Opossum's Book of Mortal Combat
3562: The Garden of Thorns
3563: Don Oliveoil de Laundrette
3564: The Cross Knight
3565: The Knight's Palantir
3566: The Love of Fortune
3567: The Refinement of Envy
3568: The Shepherd of Carcosa
3569: The Tears of the Angels
3570: The Taming of the Chupacabra.
3571: The Old Man and the Abyss
3572: Moby Selwynn or The White Krakken
3573: The Other Chapters of The Tempest
3574: Little Djinni
3575: Anne of Brass Pillars
3576: Burning Wheels ("A Thorough Description of the Skillful, Daring, and Useful Art of Coach Driving, Showing Various Customary Techniques, Affected and Put Forth with Many Handsome and Useful Drawings") by Lucas of House Crane
3577: First Battle ("A Dissertation on the Art of Going into Battle as a Squire to a Knight and Serving the Knight, Affected an Put Forth with Many Wood Carvings") by Lord Commander Ashton Pomffry
3578: Sharp Swords & Sinister Spells ("A Discourse of Willful Application of Violence to Prevent a Casting of a Terrible Spell by an Evul Wizzard Using Blade of Sword and Hilt of Sword and Point of Sword") by Gramulk the Barbarian (ghost writed by Alarik the Wise)
3579: The Dangers of a Badly Built Dungeon by Rindewald of Osha
3580: The Delicacies of Dungeon ("Whereas to Apply the Fine Cooking and Dining Skills in the Adventurer's Life") by Arturo d'Blearney
3581: Player's Handbook, Dungeons and Dragons -8th edition
3582: Dungeon Master's Guide, Dungeons and Dragons -8th edition
3583: Monster Manual, Dungeons and Dragons -8th edition
3584: The Scarlet Pimple
3585: The Scarlet Pimp
3586: The Card Count of Monte Carlo
3587: The Epistles of Pete Best
3588: What To Expect When You're Expecting to Die
3589: The Sandwich of Monte Cristo
3590: The Gastronomicon
3591: The Breakneckronomicon
3592: The Breakyourneckronomicon
3593: The Book of Mole-Men
3594: The Orange Crush Bible
3595: The Oleo Margin
3596: Songs of Burial
3597: Nondeterministic Rebellion
3598: The Outlook Saga
3599: The [Marinara] Pollo Parmigana [Fra Diovolo] Sutra
3600: A Portrait of the Artist as an Old Crone



Here're some links to the other list-posts:
What's on the Shelf: 1-600 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?483064-What-s-on-the-Shelf-1001-Essays-Treatises-and-Books-on-Magic&p=20599937&viewfull=1#post20599937) (and 601-1000)
What's on the Shelf: 1001-1800 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=22505753#post22505753)
What's on the Shelf: 1801-2700 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=24163058#post24163058)
What's on the shelf: 3601-???? (https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?p=25467867#post25467867)

[Bohandas]

So you end up with a 500cc crucible full of wood, or does the spell also transform it into a useable shape? I can't imagine that a half liter block of wood would be very useful.

That's why it's lv0

[Isocahedron]

2792) Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 2
2793) Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 5
2794) Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 11
2795) Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 17
2796) Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 23
2797) The Complete Nature of Reality, Abridged
2798) The Title Of The Book Is Blank. That's The Title. This Is Too.
2799) The Rebuttal, or: A Comprehensive Description of the Fraud of Magic, Perpetrated by a Conspiracy of So-Called Wizards and their Useful Idiots.
2800) How To Trick The Heroes Into Reading Your Books While You Ambush Them

[paddyfool]

2801) The damnation of [your name here]
2802) Why spellcasters should rule the world: the merits of mageocracy as a system of governance
2803) Dungeon recipes: edible parts of monsters, and how to prepare them.

[noob]

2804) Why you should buy all the overpriced books of that series (this book have a cover made of gold and platinum with socketed rubies and emeralds)
2805) How to spend wastefully your money (this book seems as much ridiculously expensive as the previous one)

[Bohandas]

2806.) The Renfield Equations
2807.) a spellbook containing five different (but mechanically identical) ways of casting Identify (effectively allowing wizarding beginners five shots at learning the spell, instead of the usual one per level, as it is actually five different but mechanically identical spells)
2808.) Manipulative Vocabulary
2809.) Narrative of Some Things of the Great City of Testofen
2810.) Plan of Study for Ghouls
2811.) Narrative of Some Things of the Great City of Telomestatin
2812.) 50 Shades of Dead People
2813.) The Lead Books of Sacramento
2814.) Poopoo Vuh
2815.) Treatise on Artifacts
2816.) Treatizzle on Artifactz
2817.) The Leaden Book of Leadership
2818.) Vino Patrika
2819.) The Illustrated History of Sueloise Belief
2820.) Der Gelbkunig
2821.) Hepatmeron
2822.) The Eggshell King
2823.) The Emotional Disposition Matrix
2824.) Santa's Enemies List

[noob]

2825) Casting plot spells 101: sacrificing the souls of other people
2826) Making plot devices 101: safety rules

[Bohandas]

2827.) The Book of Uridine
2828.) Uncle Zhang's Big Book of Goldfish
2829.) a manuscript written on a manila envelope
2830.) The Frugal Anarchist
2831.) Flying Sauces From Outer Space
2832.) The Commie Sutra
2833.) Boat in the Sea of Death
2834.) New Treatise on Military Thaumaturgy
2835.) Book of Discord
2836.) History of Sherbet
2837.) Encyclopedia of Vegetable Cognition and Behavior
2838.) Fundamental Concepts in Necrophysics
2839.) Arms Control: the New Guide to Posture
2840.) Discourse of Fortune
2841.) Stereochemistry of Looking-Glass Milk

[Bohandas]

2842.) The Two Bacterial Cultures
2843.) The Book of Uracil
2844.) The Digon Magazine
2845.) The Five People You Meet In The Outlands
2846.) The Mathematical Study of Communication and Control in the Animal and the Machine.
2847.) Ascent of Mount Toffee
2848.) The Auburn Codex
2849.) Codex on the Flight of Bumblebees
2850.) Sermon on Drunken Indulgence
2851.) The Hewardiad
2852.) Defective Comics
2853.) Thunder Dank
2854.) Dystopia
2855.) Codex Bubonic
2856.) The Folly of Praise
2857.) In Praise of Failure
2858.) The Computational Polyglot Bible
2859.) Minaces Liber
2860.) Journey to the Southeast
2861.) Mirabilis Libel
.) The Sixteen Tortures

[Rockphed]

What does "minaces liber" translate from?

2863.) Rotating monkeys and other marvels.
2864.) Eye care for beholders
2865.) Circumscribing the shrew
2866.) The parental sleep delusion
2867.) River horse taming for fun and profit
2868.) Riparian rites in riverdance
2869.) Trust in olaf's way
2870.) Blood and sword: conquering an empire

[Laughing Dog]

2871.)The Beginner's Guide to Magic- MAGIC IS NOT A TOY! by Albret Vantus
2872.)The Novice's Guide to Magic- Simple spells and control exercises by Albret Vantus
2873.)The Apprentice's Guide to Magic- How not to damn your soul by Albret Vantus
2874.)The Journeyman's Guide to Magic- Making your way in the world by Albret Vantus
2875.)War Magic, a Primer by Tim Burnt
2876.)Common Battlefield Magic by Jack A. Slough
2877.)Uncommon Battlefield Magics; a Study of Unconventional Tactics; Arcane or Otherwise by S. A.
2878.)A Study on Souls
2879.)Planes you shouldn't open a portal to. by Ivan Matthew S.

[Bohandas]

What does "minaces liber" translate from?

Latin. The words mean "meancing" (or "ominous") and "book" respectively. It's a parody of Mirabilis Liber (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirabilis_Liber)


Bizarrely, Google Translate doesn't seem to be able to correctly translate this back into English. In addition to latching on to a different meaning of the aord "liber" it even more vexingly cannot translate the word "minaces" properly despite it having me the word in the first place, and Wiktionary verifying the word's existence. Instead, it insists that "minaces" translates as "shamful"[sic] which Wiktionary and Dictionary.com tell me is not a word; the only definition I could find for "shamful" is an Urban Dictionary entry of questionable provenance which claims that it is a portmanteau of "sham" and "shameful"

EDIT:
Most of my recent entries are parodies of real book titles (often medieval ones since I'm working my way upward through wikipedia's books by decade categories and that's where I'm at now). The key to my previous post is below


The Two Cultures
The Book of Urizen
Dragon Magazine and The Triangle Magazine (the drexel university newspaper)
The Five People You Meet In Heaven
a wiktionary definition of "cybernetic"
Ascent of Mount Carmel
Aubin Codex
"Codex on the Flight of Birds" and "Flight of the Bumblebee"
Sermon on Indulgences and Grace
The Davidiad and The Aeneid
Detective Comics
Theuerdank
Utopia
Codex Borbonicus
The/In Praise of Folly
Complutensian Polyglot Bible
Mirabilis Liber
Journey to the West
The Sixteen Pleasures

[MR_Anderson]

2880) KOOB - Ybgib’s beginner guide to Encryption
2881) 101 Ways to create fake books for your Library
2882) The Reproof of the Rebuttal, or: A Comprehensive Description of the Conspiracy Theory Created to Convince Others of a Fraud of Magic, Perpetrated by a Conspiracy of So-Called Wizards and their Useful Idiots.

[noob]

2879.)Planes you shouldn't open a portal to. by Ivan Matthew S.
I guess the first plane of that list is the material plane seeing how many dangerous things it have.

[Lvl 2 Expert]

I guess the first plane of that list is the material plane seeing how many dangerous things it have.

Well, there are mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane...

[noob]

Well, there are mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane...

Even if it was not a word game on planes and planes it would still be true.

[Bohandas]

Based on real titles
2883.) The Glutton's Mass
2884.) The Heartattack Sutra
2885.) Make Your Own Eyes
2886.) Completionist's Polyglot Bible
2887.) A Brief History of Thyme
2888.) The Colon Sutra
2889.) Sir Gawain and the Green Energy Tax Credit
2890.) Sir Mixalot and the Green Knight
2891.) Le Morte de Mort
2892.) The Book of the Constipated
2893.) The 95 Feces
2894.) The Book of Accusations
2895.) Pseudomonas Daemonum
2896.) Oops All the Letter 'F"


The Drinker's Mass
Make Your Own Compound Eye by Stephanie Bailey
A Brief History of Time
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight
Le Morte d'Arthur
Pseudomonarchia daemonum
"Oops" All Crunchberries" Capn' Crunch cereal


Implied by the movie "Ghostbusters"
2897.) The Effect of Negative Reinforcement on ESP Ability

NEW
2898.) The Supernatural in Urban Planning
2899.) Magic in the World
2900.) Applied Ectoplasmic Physics
2901.) Planes and Dimensions
2902.) Hyperspatial Accounting
2903.) Songs of Murder
2904.) The Magic of Science
2905.) The Science of Magic
2906.) The Hut Sut Sutra
2907.) The Dysplasia Sutra
2908.) The Lemon Pine Fresh Sutra
2909.) The Lemongrass Sutra
2910.) The Bone Totem/Amulet Sutra
2911.) The Antacid Sutra
2912.) The Mutilation Sutra
2913.) Atlas of the Underworld
2914.) Heaven, Hell, And Everything In-Between
2915.) Necromancy for Karens
2916.) Techniques of Transmutative Alchemy
2917.) Architectural Design in Non-Euclidean Spaces
2918.) Hellfire: Alterations of Redox Chemistry in the Lower Planes of Existence
2919.) Statistical Errors in Numerology
2920.) Methods of Psionic Analysis
2921.) A Prayer for the End of the World
2922.) Solemn Observances for the End of Days
2923.) The Weeping Stone Sutra
2924.) Stellar Encryption
2925.) Elves: Behind the Ears
2926.) The Tooth of God



From My book generator program (with real-world refrences redacted*).
(strange words made up by the AI have been left in however)
(the ones with slight grammarical errors can be handwaved by the DM as being flawed translations)

2927.) The Spy's Life of a Murderer
2928.) Lives of the Chim-Cities: The Story of 90 [number] Century Groups of Chim-Cities and Other Inventions of [nation]
2929.) Dissolution: The Resonance Principle
2930.) Quetzal [nationality] Horror Experiences
2931.) Oncology and [ancient inventor]
2932.) Apocryphalions dominance in [continent]
2933.) [nation] Naval Institute: Historical, -Historical, & Religious Perspective
2934.) The Religion of Holy Water
2935.) Spiritual Devotion
2936.) Religious Discourse in [nation]
2937.) Examining Limits
2938.) An Imagining History of Psychic Expeditions
2939.) Psychic brutality & its effect
2940.) Alien and Natural History
2941.) Memoir of the La Turopulos
2942.) Memories of MECs: Pangeles
2943.) New Thought
2944.) Dreams: Stories of Dreaming, Making Projections, Projectarisasure, Dream Transmissions, Dream Worship
2945.) The Thousand-Year Politico: An Inquiry into the Life History of the Astronauts and Astronaut-Elites
2946.) Journal of Religious Perspectives
2947.) The Descent Into Hell: The War Game and Materials for Salvation
2948.) The Human Hunter
2949.) Physiological and Psychological Structures of the Heart
2950.) On Female Alcoholics
2951.) Have-Want
2952.) The Best Evidence That [generic name]'s Audiobook Is A Fake
2953.) Seeking The Interior of Heavens, Moons, Orca Swanlings
2954.) Enquiry into Spiritual Psyche
2955.) Death and Life in Yoga
2956.) Always paths of peace
2957.) Glass & Bone Traditions
2958.) The biological transthalus - linked morphs, and growths of body and brain
2959.) Proceedings of the International Society for Human Biology
2960.) Pattern Recognition - How to Be Incredibly Odd
2961.) Associated plagiarism? There's A Problem Book
2962.) New informal language in the [language or country] educational system
2963.) Head Tiling
2964.) Nonlinear Rocking et Dynamostrategic Rocking for Global Steel
2965.) Physicochemical Strategy for Metal-Catalyzed Rocking, and a Brief Review
2966.) Fallatioar of Low Energy Rocking
2967.) Impact of The Living Things of Nature on Biology and Human Behavior for Higher Universes
2968.) Journal of Higher Universes
2969.) Interior and Past Life of Different Universes: Visions of the Evilener against the Goodener
2970.) [scriptural] Archaeology Reviews
2971.) Proclamations in Astrology
2972.) Voyen, Inc
2973.) New Essay on Satanism** (2nd ed.)
2974.) Destination of Anima
2975.) Around the World in the Universe: A Year of Culture and Geography in Ancient [continent] Part I
2976.) The Psychic Self
2977.) Union of Awesome Influences
2978.) The Crow's Club
2979.) The Faerie Elders
2980.) One-Lift Flute
2981.) The Twin Cross: The Cross-Of-Museums, Spiritualist Dances and Dragons on the Island
2982.) The Battle for the Heart
2983.) God's Superiorities: Encyclopædias and Modern Development
2984.) History of Science and Technology
2985.) Religions and Faiths: Faiths and Beliefs in the [number] Century that Have Exposed [religion]
2986.) The Praetorian Warriors Death
2987.) [generic name] unveils the real origin of the shaman
2989.) Evolution in Colonial [place]
2990.) Publication 4: Hypersensitivity to Negative Reactions to Multiple Desires
2991.) Metaphysical Physics
2992.) A Review of the Book of Activational Damage in Space
2993.) Solariosothesis: a solar magnetosphere
2994.) The Form of Meant Viruses and Their Energy Sources: A Validation of Biotechnology
2995.) Journal of Solar/Earth Science Physics
2996.) A Hermeneutic for Black Sound, Spiritual Vapor
2997.) Telebody: [nation]'s Tool of Space Travel
2998.) Cosmologia in Liturgical Inventions
2999.) Engineage of [esoteric religious tradition] Ycothans***: the Myth and Practice of Computing
3000.) The All-Seeing Eye: Radiogenesis and the Spiral Economy in Contemporary [religion]
3001.) Eastern [religion] Collects in [year]
3002.) The Biogenomic evolution of a luminous nebula
3003.) Bulletin of the [nation] Atomic Society
3004.) The Synthesization of Human Biography
3005.) Current Anthropology
3006.) Handbook of Religions: Anatomy and Natural History
3007.) Small Crashes and Causations: How to Reusable Hydras May Release Energy
3008.) Beyond the Pantheon
3009.) The United Shades of Heaven
3010.) Miracles of Heaven
3011.) Invisible Doctrine of the Three Ghosts of Menvou Joseph: Principles and Techniques for Transmutating non-magical (princely) Life
3012.) New Age Journal
3013.) Chapter I: [eschatological event]
3014.) On Redemption
3015.) Chapter IV: Souls
3016.) From the Light of Nations, Volume VIII
3017.) The Rising Sun, Volume I
3018.) Architecture, Ritual & Ritual Quote
3019.) History of [aspect, avatar, or regional name of deity]
3020.) Normative Warfare: The Lost Sea of Goldning Flower Topography
3021.) The Gestalt to Quill
3022.) Pix determined law
3023.) Houses and [type of temple or congregation] of [aspect, avatar, or regional name of deity] in the World
3024.) Religious Nomenclature
3025.) How to Use the Nickel Crystal – Uses and Agricultural Techniques
3026.) The Black Cell
3027.) Relationships in the Great Cosmos
3028.) Dynamics of Electricity-Wings and Physics of Explosion
3029.) Making of Electricity" § "Electricity and Fire for Ages 13, 84+
3030.) General Principles
3031.) Handbook of Materials, Compounds and Structures
3032.) [nation] As The Soul of the Self
3033.) Earth & the Self
3034.) Metamorphopedia of Physics in [nation]
3035.) Knights' Journal
3036.) Psychological foundations of the self
3037.) International Epidemiology of Personality: Theory and Theory of Evidence For Power: The Heart of the Universe
3038.) [sect or religion] & [other religion]: The Persistence of Power among the Cultures of Its Adulterated [title cut off]
3039.) Soul- Conscious Manipulation : Metal Resonance Coherence Theory
3040.) Portal Physics
3041.) Metal Resonance in Metal Humanoid Fracture
3042.) Neurotoxicity of Metal-based Mechanisms in Mammalian Mammals
3043.) Physics of Metamorphic Matter (Science and Engineering Technology)
3044.) The Mystic Solutions of the Exalted
3045.) Creation of Man
3046.) Nuclear Ascension
3047.) The Cosmic Space Dream of Black Sun & White Knight
3048.) The Eleventh Island of Azkaban
3049.) Matter Systems and Evolution
3050.) Avid Runes
3051.) The Archaic Symbol of Religion
3052.) The Myth of Mana
3053.) Phoenetic Meaning in Praxis
3054.) Self-Turning or Self-Sufficient Power?
3055.) Experimental Physiology
3056.) The Priestly Body, Group and Organization
3057.) Body Type: Chronicles of Rites 14, [type of holy book] of [famous holy man]
3058.) Suicide Club
3059.) The Life of [famous author]
3060.) The New Ghost Stories of Inexplicable Time Light and Time in Relatiht: Brain Revealing the Noble Truth
3061.) Why We Are Questioning The Deity, and Why We So Ordain, the Sacred Ghost Cycle
3062.) Ritual Ritual Helping Sexual Superstitions
3063.) Ritual Ritual, Drinking Alcohol, Healing, and Recovery, The Health Sciences: Handbook
3064.) The Hidden History of the Spirit from [continent]
3065.) Journal of Health Psychology
3066.) Individuating the Mind: Searchers Finding Worlds
3067.) The Spirit Lands Rituals of the Three Worlds
3068.) Reincarnation [year]
3069.) Reconstructive therapy In a Globalized World
3070.) [psychological theory] Transformation of Consciousness: An Erosions of Nature
3071.) Magic Order of Redox Reactions
3072.) Linguistic and Biological Interactions Between Redox and Redox Reactions in Humans
3073.) Heterogenous redox reactions in healthy and obese animals
3074.) Journal of Animal Ecology
3075.) Redox and REF-Function Reactions in WeAnimals
3076.) Redox Reaction and Redox Transference: Reactions and Interactions (2nd ed.)
3077.) Redox Reactions in Plants, Animals and Insects
3078.) Archives of Environmental Sciences
3079.) Chivedimensional Coordination
3080.) One Power: the [religious concept] of the [country adjacent to prev. concept's place of origin] Atowals Archipelago
3081.) [high title]-km from the Soul
3082.) Estimated Modern Variations on [religion]
3083.) The abrogation of the ideal of paradise: The Myth of Immortality of Heaven and Hell
3084.) The Relay Sequence
3084.) The Alliance of the pre- opposies of [religion] and [related religion]
3086.) [religion] Social Classes: Religious Practices
3087.) [religious leader]'s Last Virtual Theories And [type of holy man]
3088.) Monkage: The Evolution of the Archipelago
3089.) Ritual: An Changes in , that of the Archipelago
3090.) Rituals: A History in [nation]
3091.) A Survey of the Religion of the Arch[title cut off]
3092.) Exercise in Perception by Gesture Releasing Avoids the Emotion of Involvement in the Self
3093.) Holy Light: Effect of Life's Own Spiritual Goods
3094.) Magic is a Kind of Science: the Functional Theory of Magic
3095.) Nonification: The New Science of Magic
3096.) Strange Learning: A Perspective on the Possibility of Extra-Classical Modeling of Optimal Existenc
3097.) ASST algorithm works to understanding the fundamental inorganic nature of being
3098.) The Autobiography of [controversial or eccentric researcher]
3099.) Computers can tell us anything about the universe you say–how it was created, the result, and what it means
3100.) The Randomness of Strange Life
3101.) The Mystery of Chaos in Nature
3102.) Chapter 10: Life and the Universe
3103.) Everything we see is meant to be outside of the universe
3104.) Cause of the Universe Being Accumulated
3105.) Artificial short-term memory, known as mnesia at birth
3106.) The Hope of Space-Time and the Space Between Dimensions
3107.) Compounds Analyzed in Magnetic Modulation for Distant Earth
3108.) The Pangonzi That Came to [press outlet]
3109.) Cosmic Existence
3110.) Magic the Search for the New Immaterial Universe
3111.) Cosminogenide: A New Endoscopy of Star-Planes
3112.) page of visions called "Twilight's Sun"
that is all I have time to transcribe at this juncture

EDIT
3113.) Melkian Atoms
3114.) The Illustrated Handbook of Astrobiology
3115.) Traveling Out of the Solar System
3116.) The Magical Alchemy of Infinity; 2 of the Lambda of Philosophy
3117.) The Journal of the Whole of Science
3118.) From A Momentary Breath of Evil to Miracle: The Ultimate Demon Cargo.
3119.) The path: magical implacable Genius of Love
3120.) Psychedelics from the Department of Adolescence and the Werkefels
3121.) The Quest for Supernatural Experience
3122.) Thermo-Magical Technology
3123.) Astrology Book: Zodiac,ireplay, prison palace, magic, and magic
3124.) The Periphery of Evil: The [type of military deception tactic] in Medieval [continent]
3125.) The Unnatural: The Secret of a Narcissistic Mind
3126.) Miner's Lore Encyclopedia
3127.) Alchemy: The Alchemy of Angels
3128.) The City of [nation] Postcards: [city in said nation]
3129.) Raising Patriarchs From Hell: The Anomalous Mood to Transformation
3130.) Transference Of Ceremonial Contacts Into [place or landmark with religious significance]
3131.) Myths of the Church. Vol. I, No. 1
3132.) Of Souls People: The Secret Doctrine Of The 6 Monadaristic Families
3133.) Power of the Gods, The Gods Of Cats, Demons and Demons
3134.) The Most No Longer fabled of Demons
3135.) The Anthropocene Guardian
3136.) The Evolution of Evil
3137.) The Forgotten Soul
3138.) The Mystical Phenomenon of Inferior Virgins
3139.) Charismatic Perceptions of Demons, Thorough [scriptural] Criticism, Dialogue with Geoffrey of [town], and The Debate Between Theological and Nihilistic Origin of the Demons
3140.) The Demon Origins of the Soul: From the Hidden Origins of the Mind to the Late Intimate Transference Theological Writings of Archbishops and Non-[sect]
3141.) The Hidden Origins of the Soul
3142.) Demons in [religion] Mythology
3143.) Occultism, Prayers and Inheritancy
3144.) Arcane Energy in Middle Earth
3145.) Arcane Element
3146.) Spirit Guardian: "Ship of God"
3147.) [stable ocean current] Spirits
3148.) Lost Island identses
3149.) Nuclear Tradition Renewed After Lava Explosion
3150.) Religious Traditions in Western [continent]
3151.) The mystical relationship between the natural philosopher of the [region]
3152.) Avatar - Traditional Ancient Time
3153.) [holy text] - Answers to Questions About [religious holiday] Spirit Fountains
3154.) Darker Warnings
3155.) Reincarnation: Resurrection or Rebirth? The Purification Ritual in [religion] Traditions
3156.) Insufficient for Realities: [religion] and the Future of the Human Race
3157.) The Portal Encyclopedia of Myth and Religion
3158.) The Great [religion]'s Oldest Night
3159.) Writing the Mythological Fable of God
3160.) The Spirits of the Goddesses of [religious text]
3161.) The Book of Angels
3162.) The [religious text] Book of Angels
3163.) Journal of the National Religious Enclosures Association
3164.) Song of War
3165.) Heaven Building on Aeley
3166.) The Exalted: The Great Mystery of the Heavenly Soul
3167.) Witches: Archetypes and their Activities
3168.) Charmful Lord :[title cut off]
3169.) The Ancient Mysteries of Angelic Enchants
3170.) The Origins of the End of the World
3171.) The Battle of the [religiously significant city]
3172.) The Ancient Mysteries of Lilith****
3173.) Evil Girls in Hell
3174.) The Lost Between the Worlds
3175.) The Isle of Melisandr
3126.) The Mysterious Tale of Aegon the Long-eared
3177.) The Adventures of Othello and Bokhan
3178.) The Yeti's Magic Wand
3179.) The Evilness of the Beasts
3180.) The Two Rites of Heart
3181.) The Goddess of Demons
3182.) Demonic Awakening
3183.) Kreve
3184.) Black Heath: [religiously significant landmark]: Its Conquering
3185.) Green and Lonely
3186.) The Philosophy of Alien Brain Evolution in the Paleolithic
3187.) The-Soul-Aware
3188.) The Seducer: study of the psyche-brain / The Supreme Cry of Human Life
3189.) Lithium in the Hells
3190.) The Archeology of the Hellish Gods
3191.) The Green Tomb
3192.) The New McNamara Experiment
3193.) Journal of Higher Arts
3194.) Life-cycle patterns of the problems of space and time
3195.) The Evolution of Perspectives — the Physics of Space
3196.) The Evolution of Perspectives — Professor Zagyg's Psychology. Volume 1 — the Future
3197.) Gold Medal: [generic first name] Goldman. Exploring Energy
3199.) Apprentice: [name], C.M.
3200.) Apprentice: [different name]
3201.) Generic Bioscript of the "Opaper"
3202.) The Science of Biological Soldiers
3203.) Patron Graves List
3204.) The Information of the Teeth
3205.) New Horizons' Ghost Mission to [planet or otherworldly location]
3206.) Death of Astronomers, Parapsychology, and the Creation of the Universe
3207.) Postulated Biological Warfare in Our Time
3208.) Notices to the Society of Chemical Engineers
3209.) Mineralizing the Food and Water of [planet]: Applications to the [era(s) or eon(s)]
3210.) Journal of the Anthropological Society of [nation]
3211.) Three-Star Scientific Reviews
3212.) Shinyama to Gold
3213.) Trees of Vaulting
3214.) Image of the Vaulting Problem
3215.) Supernatural Alchemy: Blackened Redox Chemistry of [planet or otherworldly location]
3216.) New Dimensional Approach, The6 Biggest Ratchet in Space. Solaris Tip
3217.) The Immortal Gods of Psychology: Water, Light, and Life
3218.) The [nation] Journal of Philosophy
3219.) The cosmic codebook
3220.) The Immortal Gods of Philosophy
3221.) The instrumentality of the Immortal Gods
3222.) The Self
3223.) Deadly Alchemy
3224.) Probiotics and Psychotropics: An Introduction to Meditations, Psychoanalysis, and Psychopharmacology
3225.) Encyclopedia of [nation or region] Religion and its Cultures
3226.) The Secret Fire of the Emperor Kisan
3227.) CULT OF THE DAWN
3228.) right-hand overview
3229.) Mystical Prayer
3230.) Minutes of a Supernatural Adagio
3231.) Church Manual, Ointment Catalog
3231.) Reality Theatre
3233.) Particles
3234.) Particle Hazards of Uranium
3235.) Death in Our Time: A(n) [nation] Story
3236.) Death on Earth
3237.) Death on [planet]: Pets Living on the Edge of Planet [planet]
3238.) Psychological Implications of Nuclear: A Skeptic Perspective
3239.) Chapter 2: evolution and decay in the decay of metals
3240.) Nuclear fusion reactions are not as adaptive as they appear
3241.) Chapter 6 – Particle Hazards
3242.) Everything Happens
3243.) Race to Early Death: a phenomenological perspective on the continuum of experiences
3244.) Iconology: The Encyclopedia of Ancient Thought
3245.) Is the Recurrence of Immortality a Material Rejection of Black Death?
3246.) The Anatomy of Death: A Debate Between Cothème and Draper
3247.) A Philosophical Treatise of Death
3248.) The Origin of Precious Metals
3249.) Memorial Invaluable of the Adversary Theorem
3250.) On the Quest for the Will of the God-Machine
3251.) The Last Tales of the Dying
3252.) Rediscovery of [religion] after the power of the Triumvirate
3253.) Book of Names: A Critique of The Paranormal
3254.) The World's Newspapers: A Book of Excessive Consciousness
3255.) Time Flash – Six Questions
3256.) The Spell Completely Defeated
3257.) "The Secrets of the Soul". an introduction to black light
3258.) C. S. K. O. A. S. The Elements of the Cosmic Body
3259.) Body and Soul Ghost Phenomena
3260.) The Dragon
3261.) Multiverse Magazine
3262.) Psycho-Newtonian Resonance
3263.) Tomeau's Handbook of Objects
3264.) The Winds and the Winds of Time
3265.) The History of the Occult
3266.) Occult Perception
3267.) Journal of Occult Science and Healing Power
3268.) What is It that the Occult Indicates?
3269.) The Occult Case Studies Series
3270.) The Occult Theory of the crust
3271.) The Occult Soup Story: A [religion] Guide to [religion] Ritual Alchemy
3272.) Occult with Recipes
3273.) Perceptions of the Occult
3274.) Magickal Handbook
3275.) The Occult Rituals
3276.) Occult with Gifts
3277.) Gifts: The Occult Landscape
3278.) The Occult Encyclopedia Volume 1
3279.) The Occult Journey
3280.) Grace of the Goddess
3281.) Occult Stories
3282.) Time for a Occult Healing OST
3283.) Occult and Occult Applications
3284.) Pareto Chemistry
3285.) Redox Reactions: Reasons to Discover Them
3286.) Why Quantum Cosmology Isn't Scientific: Just That It is
3287.) The Problem of Time
3288.) Quantum Modelling and Quantum Resonance
3289.) Theoretical Physics & Astronomy
3290.) Quantum Cosmology: The Quantum Model
3291.) The Water Projection of Bamboo
3292.) Bamboo, [esoteric religious tradition] and the Time of the Underworld
3293.) Hidden Meditation with Healing Intelligence
3294.) The spiritual in Word and Mind
3295.) [region] Philosophy of Religion
3296.) The Algorithm of Alchemy
3297.) [famous researcher]: An Analytical Essay on the History of Ideas
3298.) The Invisibility of the Elements
3299.) The Evolution of Mercury
3300.) On the Physics of Water Fluoride
3301.) Water Fluoride of the Volcanoes
3302.) Bluewater: The essential water composition of [continent] waters



*As accurately as I can at 3:00 in the morning when I should probably be asleep
**mods: see [i]Book of Vile Darkness pg.143 subheading "Archdevils" paragraph 3
***I don't know if this is in any way the AI's intention, but this word is an anagram of "Tachyons"
****mods: see Fiendish Codex 2: Tyrants of the Nine Hells pg.65 subheading "Dukes of Maladomini"

[Vulsutyr]

3303. Blessed Are the Pieces-Makers: A Defense of Mutilation
3304. Crier in the Hole: A Novel
3305. Threnody for a Lich-King
3306. Paeans of Healing
3307. What Is Man, That Thou Aren't Mindful of Him?

[noob]

3308. The epic adventures of biff the farmer.

[Christopher K.]

3309. Tralzuun's 1001 Most Common Spell Component Substitutes

[Lord Torath]

Bohandas skipped a couple of numbers in his giant title dump, so the most recent entry is:


3307: Tralzuun's 1001 Most Common Spell Component Substitutes

[Lvl 2 Expert]

We're so far in I'm starting to worry about repeating repeated entries.

3308. I, Golem
3309. Wizard Who?
3310. The answer is always Fireball
3311. Forest fires and you: 1001 magical ways to light them and use them.

[Lord Torath]

Copyright Law (as I currently understand it) says that your copyright is to the combined title and author. Repeat titles are fine, especially if you can give them different subtitles and/or contents.

(But don't, you know, file any lawsuits based on what I just said. Also, I have no idea what that means for authors with the same name. The Story by John Smith has probably been written multiple times.)

Hmmm... I wonder if there's a way to have Excess Excel conditionally format a cell if its contents are the same as another cell in the same column...

[Rockphed]

Copyright Law (as I currently understand it) says that your copyright is to the combined title and author. Repeat titles are fine, especially if you can give them different subtitles and/or contents.

(But don't, you know, file any lawsuits based on what I just said. Also, I have no idea what that means for authors with the same name. The Story by John Smith has probably been written multiple times.)

Hmmm... I wonder if there's a way to have Excess Excel conditionally format a cell if its contents are the same as another cell in the same column...

If you are willing to create a copy of the list for each entry you can count how many things in the list match up and conditionally format on that count. Actually, you might be able to do it without the copies, but I think the copies would be easier.

Put 2 rows above your list. In the first row put a transposed copy of the list (transpose is available in the right click menu). In the second row, first column put "countif([A3:A3313=A1)", which might be a valid command. Then select the whole list and that second column, grab one of the corners with your mouse, and drag to the right until it is the same width as the transposed list. If you put conditional formatting on the second row for values greater than 1, you should be able to see all the duplicates easily.

For the record, I don't have excel on this computer so I haven't actually tested that.

The no-copy method is to have your list in column A. In B1 put "countif($A1:$A3311=B1)". Then do the conditional formatting on column B.

As to the actual list:

3312: Untested Musings of a Mad Matriarch
3313: The Prehistory of Elminster
3314: The Biography of Mordenkainen, Volume 1: Foundations of Power
3315: The Rise and Fall of the Gnomic Empire, Volume 3: Apotheosis
3316: The Rise and Fall of the Gnomish Empire, Volume 4: Retreat Underground

Edit: 3315 and 3316 have different adjectives on purpose, though I think I was going for Gnostic rather than Gnomic.

[Nyansense]

3317: The Tome of the Aegis: Protective Magicks [Contains an extensive discussion of not only all lower-level defensive spells, but also a discussion of the magical mechanics thereof--how magic defines "threats", how magic defines the self and what it needs to shield, and so forth. Some of the philosophy is questionable, but the magical proofs and concepts are sound.]

3318: Ten Thousand Swords [Apparently an autobiography. Tells the story of a swordsman who apparently traveled collecting blades, and details his fighting style wherein he utilized all of those swords at once, somehow. He doesn't seem to have been a mage of any kind, so it's uncertain how credible the increasingly-improbable ways he describes using tens of swords in quick succession are.]

3319: Tear the Moon from the Sky [a short story of a moon deity who had a tyrannical grip on all they oversaw, and the three heroes who rallied the people against them, and eventually slew the deity themselves in combat. The epilogue details the world afterwards, and how the country rebuilt their buildings upon the mountain formed by the fallen body of the moon. Ambiguously truthful.]

3320: The Hero - A Study of the Archetypal Hero of many myths, and the curious interlinking of qualities thereof [a study of a large number of myths and legends from various cultures, and the Heroes thereof. The heroes of the stories share many common qualities, including often being unnamed and without a specified gender (at least in the original tellings, discounting later additions which have no basis save story drift). The author purports this is because all these stories from such diverse cultures share a hero because they actually shared that hero--a long-lived or possibly immortal hero who wandered the earth, saving people and leaving stories in their wake. It also has theories regarding the artifacts and magical items they supposedly wielded, and where they might be now. The author determined this by tracking the stories of the Hero in rough chronological order until the final known one in a magical valley to the far northeast, where they supposedly were last seen.]

3321: The Tip of the Spear [A study of the ways in which the world has changed, both small and large scale, and how groups of adventurers often formed the metaphorical "tip of the spear" in the genesis of those changes. That is, how societal issues would build up, forging the shaft and the mass of the blade...but how nearly invariably, the final tipping point--the straw that broke the camel's back, the tip of the spear that would be driven by history into the heart of the old world--was formed by adventuring parties of heroes, villains, and everywhere in between.]

[Rockphed]

3322: [A collection of unbound advertisements from "Summoner's Clearing House" tied together with twine]

[Bohandas]

3323.) The Cubicle of Spirits/Liber Cubicum Spirituum
3324.) Codex Ballerstein
3325.) The Fart Sutra
3326.) Century Eggs and Ham
3327.) The Magick Handebooke of Mispells by Etaoin Shardlu
3328.) The Ignoble Metals
3329.) (based on a dream I had) a children's picture book where anthropomorphic cat sailors explain how to spot charlatans
3330.) Divine Systems
3331.) The Water of Life in [Region]

More AI Generated Book Names

3332.) Sutra of the Priestess and Pharaoh
3333.) Modern Runes
3334.) Food and Drink
3335.) Stone Age–Historical Studies
3336.) Archaeopteryx risk assessment
3337.) A Framework For High-Quality Archaeological Studies
3338.) To Return Underground To, Where The Earth Was, And Whence It Was Made, The Founding Myths And Beliefs Of Ancient Time: A New Perspective On Ancient Stone
3339.) Sacred Water in Ancient [nation]
3340.) Archaeology in the Ancient World: Comparative Perspective on the Heritage, Conveyance and History of Cuneiform and Other Etymological Texts of the Western World
3341.) Archaeological Papers of the Royal Society of [nation] Volume 2
3342.) The Register of Colonies
3343.) An "archoohistorical" account of the historical origins of [nation]
3344.) Historical adaptation of certain documents from [dead language]
3345.) The Green-Eyed Cretaceous Cataclysm
3346.) Phenomgradation of Classical [region] Periodica
3347.) The Physical Character of Cretaceous Periodic Water Yak
3348.) Pollution: Process of Transmission and Degradation in Early [aeon] World
3349.) ODI: Chemical Disruption
3350.) "INTRODUCTION"
3351.) The Past
3352.) History of the Phenomenological Society
3353.) Hallucinations, Occult Symbols, and Ritual Practices
3354.) The Politics of the Occult
3355.) E.O. The Occult Eye
3356.) Hallucinations, Occult Symbols, Beliefs, and Ritual Practices
3357.) Who is there?
3358.) Neurobiology of Strange Neurons
3359.) The Eye
3360.) Slight Biochemistry of the Neurocranium
3361.) Ezomyomia Eridanus In Colour Dioxide
3362.) Ezomyomia Eridanus - A Phenomenological Phenomenology
3363.) Korten's Ideas About Black Holes And Ground-Based Physics
3364.) Gemmeloid Pantheons, Other Fertiloid Species, & Other Properties Of Superbodies
3365.) [religious text] and Ritual
3366.) Myths, Maths, [minor religion], [small ethnic group], The Adventures of [author], the Paranormal Number Sign
3367.) Fossil Age
3368.) Possible Earth-Euclidean Mathowisean Pre-Planes
3369.) A Bolt of Gold: Light of Genius And Workability
3370.) PτOOOOO: Planeta Mystery
3371.) Apocalypse: Climbing Skies of the Ethereal Between Worlds
3372.) The Artist's Manual of Fire
3373.) A Hyperbolic Physics of Well-Synthesized Coefficients and Faraday's Law
3374.) Life That Could — Invented and Explored
3375.) Eddie: A Biography
3376.) Contaminating the Abnormalities of Water
3377.) From the Sorcerer's Hand to the Sacred Ground of Nature: Elements Between the Worlds of Spirit and Reality
3378.) Instructions on Biology
3379.) Frontiers in Physiology
3380.) Food Science, Methods, and Synergies
3381.) Teeth of Human Foraging
3382.) The Witch
3383.) The Devil and [artist whose name alliterates with "devil"]
3384.) The Farmhouse Prince: An Inquiry into the Environmental Movement of the [War] Era
3385.) Energizing Industrial Labor: Metaphysical Perspective
3386.) Encyclopedia of Politics, International Studies, Education, and Society
3387.) Dehydration Economy
3388.) Death Plasma Project
3389.) Health of [pantheon] Deities
3390.) Analogy of Creation
3391.) An Outsourced Spacetime View of Intergalactic Trade and Industry
3392.) The Sin of Messenger Creation: The Nikola Nova Pentamerica Reference Book
3393.) Driveby Ghosts
3394.) The Reaper's Walk
3395.) The Psychic [continent] Memoir of the Elector Generemare
3396.) The Origins of the Traditionally Lied Doctrine of Psychics
3397.) Psychics and Goddesses: Antidote to All
3398.) New Integrative Descriptions of Neotropical Elites and Their Encounter with Technically Possessed Remnants of Great-Great Families
3399.) The Royal Text of Shivarasa Ramdin
3400.) How [region] became a 'hell belt'
3401.) Spiritual evolution in Anatomy, Physiology, and Medicine
3402.) Introduction of Pyramids, Assemblages, and Extension Bridges
3403.) The Self-realization and Submissive Pessimisms of Contemporary Investigation
3404.) [language] Words for Women
3405.) Weyn's independent [nationality] Mythology
3406.) Arctic Angels
3407.) Secret Fire: Plausible Rhetorical Inventories
3408.) The Secret Heat Machine: Modern Scientific Reports
3409.) Full SPACE Dreamland
3410.) The Life and Death of Mikle Strelkov
3411.) Myth on Sex and Birth
3412.) What is the point of the Book of [famous mystic]
3413.) Non-Alien Worlds
3414.) Species Development in Posthumanity
3415.) A [holy text] that Enthroned and Will Completely Translate History
3416.) Spaceship Warrior
3417.) A Study of the Science of Two Solar System Exponents
3418.) Unifying Blinding Book of Tragedy
3419.) Black Magic: Reloaded & Blinding
3420.) Self-Protection Against Black Magic: Physical Flexibility, Immersed Planning, and Self-Projection
3421.) Reclaiming the World of Black Magic
3422.) Space Wave and Solar Manipulation?
3423.) Wheels in Bookworld
3424.) The Power of Evil
3425.) 50 Signs of the Ascension
3426.) Info Diversity Lost and Found
3427.) Mathematical Pleasure
3428.) Rapennale's Algorithm Comes Open to Choice: Geometry and Classification in Flight and Interstellar Flight
3429.) The Methods of Growth, Demand, and Periodic Records of Eternity
3430.) Rankings of the Worlds
3431.) An Introduction to Fire and Ice
3432.) Blood Magic's [nationality] Religion
3433.) Complex Space of Secretions or Exposibles
3434.) Burning Snow
3435.) Demons: A Literature Collection
3436.) The Gold And Golden Eggs
3437.) The history of Gold and the Evolution of Productivity
3438.) Two-Legged Animals
3439.) Feminine, Ten-footed Clan Myst Birds
3440.) Survey at Endowed Institution of Higher Education
3441.) Bird Organs at the Crossroads In the Science of Lost Species
3442.) The Book of Inspiration
3443.) Lilith's Elephanta
3444.) Round Hallucinations and Other White Phenomena
3445.) Science Book Series: A History
3446.) The Age of the King: The Cult of Manipulator
3447.) Prophets on the Water
3448.) Zarina, Your Dad
3449.) The Text Book of the World's Mercenaries
3450.) Ancient Times
3451.) The World Of The Citizens
3452.) Spirit of Twilight: Descending Reality Through The Mind
3453.) Parallel Body Development With Spirit World View
3454.) The Physical Dimension Of The Entity, After The Body, Of The Soul
3455.) Sisters of Gorgoroth
3456.) 10 Billion Messages
3457.) Sex and Divorce in the First Church
3458.) The Reborn Of The Religious Space
3459.) God's Spiritual Consciousness
3460.) Understanding The Limits Of Space
3461.) Introduction to the Dictionary
3462.) The Origins and Origins of Ultimate Reality
3463.) The Biology of Consciousness
3464.) Contextual Properties Of Global–Organ Specialization
3465.) Anatomy of Life
3466.) Geometry of Crystalline Shape
3467.) Psychiatric Psychotherapy To Remove Mold
3468.) A Moment of Light Through the World's Geometrical Portals
3469.) Body Chaos: A Response To Internal Trauma And Demonic Possession
3470.) Fern's Paradox: Origin, Contrast and Submergence
3471.) Eyewitness Reports of Paranormal
3472.) Sorcerer Rituals: a Psyche of Ritual
3473.) The Black Heart of Heaven
3474.) A History of Magnetism and its Hyperbolic Coordinates
3475.) World Wilderness

[Lvl 2 Expert]

3476: Help, I'm stuck in a fantasy world! An anonymous author from "London, 1940", wherever that may be, complains in great detail about how the world isn't real, listing things that "shouldn't exist".

[Bohandas]

3477.) Town Musicians of the Fremen (did I do this already? need to check if I did this already)
3478.) The Jingoistic Record of the Transmission of the Lamp
3479.) The Classic of Quackery
3480.) The Skull Necklace Sutra
3481.) The Gallows Sutra
3482.) The First Letter of Ed McMahon to the Corinthians
3483.) The Revelation of Ringo
3484.) Marginal Water Sources
3485.) Investment Tips of the Gods
3486.) The Great Charisma Sutra
3487.) The Cubic Zirconium Sutra
3488.) The Epistles of Poul Anderson
3489.) The Instant Replay Sutra
3490.) Destruction of Property Sutra
3491.) The Gallbladder Sutra
3492.) The Wisdom of Salmon [sic]
3493.) The Song of the Building Superintendant
3494.) The Foul Play Sutra
3495.) Baguette Gita
3496.) Revelation of the Toilet
3497.) Sorcery Made EZ

[KorvinStarmast]

3498) The Barda Sutra (Cliff Notes(TM), for lechers in a hurry)

[Bohandas]

3499.) The Profit Margin
3500.) The Classic of the Whey and Its Curds
3501.) Journey to the West, Then to the North, Then To The South Returning the Traveler to Their Original Location Rotated 90 Degrees (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holonomy)
3502.) The Green Day Sutra
3503.) The Five Demihumans You Meet In Heaven
3504.) The Classic of Eating Human Flesh
3505.) Cultivating the Beelzebud [sic]
3506.) Don Quixote's Redemption in the World of Death
3507.) The Call of Death

[Lord Raziere]

3508) Dark Arts For Beginners -(summons nothing but cute and harmless demons, often used as a gateway book for more dangerous material)
3509) How to Slay Gods
3510) History of (Nation That Never Existed)
3511) The Life and Times of Merryweather Spindlecrow
3512) How (PC name here) Will Betray You

[noob]

3508) Dark Arts For Beginners -(summons nothing but cute and harmless demons, often used as a gateway book for more dangerous material)
3509) How to Slay Gods
3510) History of (Nation That Never Existed)
3511) The Life and Times of Merryweather Spindlecrow
3512) How (PC name here) Will Betray You

3510) History of (Nation That Never Existed) looks like so many dnd gaming books: it likely is some cool supplement for a role playing game.

[Lord Raziere]

3510) History of (Nation That Never Existed) looks like so many dnd gaming books: it likely is some cool supplement for a role playing game.

My intention was more:
3510) History of (Nation That Never Existed): You don't know how this book got here, if its a lie its incredibly detailed because this nation shouldn't exist in the world you are in but it acts like it does- and worse the more you read it, the more you remember that... wait, it actually does exist, how could you forget?

3513) 101 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Open This Book
3514) The Individualis Obscura (A Book that when your name is written into it, everyone except the other names in the book forgets that you exist, this effect persists constantly, erasing peoples memories of you whenever any interaction ends. The only way to remember the other names written in the book when you close it is to write your own down)
3515) How to spot Adventuritis (A book documenting the symptoms of and a guide on spotting on the behaviors of adventuritis, a mental disease sometimes occurring in adventurers resembling extreme murderhobo behavior such kleptomania and killing random people over petty things)

[Bohandas]

3516.) Call of the Civil
3517.) White Claw
3518.) Ode to the Dead
3519.) The Chastlah [sic][?] of Ending World 3
3520.) The Great Wheel of Discipline
3521.) The Gospel of Life
3522.) The Eternal Song
3523.) The Ultimate Dictionary
3524.) (beastiary of mundane animals described and chronicled by an alien source unfamiliar with them)
3525.) (tome theorizing/alledging that the elemental planes are each an infinitely vast elemental with all the regular elementals being aspects or avatars of these beings, or else they are otherwise made entirely out of dormant elementals)
3526.) a full length symphony score based on The Hearse Song
3527.) a recipe either for a Macbeth style witches' brew, or for sausages; it's impossible to tell which
3528.) An Unexpected Staycation
3529.) The Bank Statement of Randolph Carter
3530.) The Emerald Powerbook
3531.) Satanic Rituals For Dummies
3532.) Voyage of the Dusk Stepper

[BisectedBrioche]

3533) Manky Magic - Deadly Draconic, by Terrance the Dear, and illustrated by Marty Beige
3534) Manky Magic - Awful Alteration, by Gatekeeper Nick
3535) Manky Magic - Irksome Evocation, by Phoenix the Tiefling
3536) Manky Magic - Terrifying Transmutation by The Coxx
3537) Manky Magic - Deadly Divination
3538) Manky Magic - Ill-intentioned Illusion
3539) Manky Magic - No Nonsense Necromancy
3539) Manky Magic - So-Called Summoning

Now adapted into a major series of plays by the Big Bard Consortium.

[Rockphed]

3524.) (beastiary of mundane animals described and chronicled by an alien source unfamiliar with them)


3540.) The Book of Rhino (A book made from rhino leather, bound in rhino-skin, with a rhino horn down the spine that describes rhinos in exhaustive detail)

[Bohandas]

3541.) The Art of Peace
3542.) Po Boy's Almanac
3543.) The Origin of Feces
3544.) Dining in Greyhawk
3545.) The Whisperer in Silence
3546.) The Five Heavenly Recluses
3547.) A Brief History of the End of Time

[noob]

3548.) A book titled "when you see this book you are ???" with ??? being the state you are in and it constantly changes to match the state of the individual looking at it. Very rarely it changes to "when you see this book you are already dead".

[Lord Torath]

3539) Manky Magic - No Nonsense Necromancy
3539) Manky Magic - So-Called SummoningDue to a bit of number sharing by the Manky Magic series, the most recent entry is:

3549: A book titled "when you see this book you are ???" with ??? being the state you are in and it constantly changes to match the state of the individual looking at it. Very rarely it changes to "when you see this book you are already dead".

[Bohandas]

3550.) The Singer in Silence by Randolph Carter
3551.) The Summons of Shub-Niggurath by Randolph Carter
3552.) The Echo Out of the Aeons by Randolph Carter
3553.) The Gold Rune-Key by Randolph Carter
3554.) The Carnival by Randolph Carter
3555.) The Spectre in the Shadows by Randolph Carter
3556.) Gem magic For Dummies
3557.) Acts of the Opossums
3558.) The Great Taste Less Filling Sutra
3559.) The Once and Future Comptroller
3560.) The Retrofuturistic King
3561.) Old Opossum's Book of Mortal Combat

3562.) The Garden of Thorns
3563.) Don Oliveoil de Laundrette
3564.) The Cross Knight
3565.) The Knight's Palantir
3566.) The Love of Fortune
3567.) The Refinement of Envy
3568.) The Shepherd of Carcosa
3569.) The Tears of the Angels

[Rockphed]

3570) The Taming of the Chupacabra.
3571) The Old Man and the Abyss
3572) Moby Selwynn or The White Krakken
3573) The Other Chapters of The Tempest
3574) Little Djinni
3575) Anne of Brass Pillars

[Lacco]

3576.) Burning Wheels ("A Thorough Description of the Skillful, Daring, and Useful Art of Coach Driving, Showing Various Customary Techniques, Affected and Put Forth with Many Handsome and Useful Drawings") by Lucas of House Crane
3577.) First Battle ("A Dissertation on the Art of Going into Battle as a Squire to a Knight and Serving the Knight, Affected an Put Forth with Many Wood Carvings") by Lord Commander Ashton Pomffry
3578.) Sharp Swords & Sinister Spells ("A Discourse of Willful Application of Violence to Prevent a Casting of a Terrible Spell by an Evul Wizzard Using Blade of Sword and Hilt of Sword and Point of Sword") by Gramulk the Barbarian (ghost writed by Alarik the Wise)
3579.) The Dangers of a Badly Built Dungeon by Rindewald of Osha
3580.) The Delicacies of Dungeon ("Whereas to Apply the Fine Cooking and Dining Skills in the Adventurer's Life") by Arturo d'Blearney

[Lvl 2 Expert]

3581) Player's Handbook, Dungeons and Dragons -8th edition
3582) Dungeon Master's Guide, Dungeons and Dragons -8th edition
3583) Monster Manual, Dungeons and Dragons -8th edition

[Bohandas]

3584.) The Scarlet Pimple
3585.) The Scarlet Pimp
3586.) The Card Count of Monte Carlo
3587.) The Epistles of Pete Best
3588.) What To Expect When You're Expecting to Die
3589.) The Sandwich of Monte Cristo
3590.) The Gastronomicon
3591.) The Breakneckronomicon
3592.) The Breakyourneckronomicon
3593.) The Book of Mole-Men
3594.) The Orange Crush Bible
3595.) The Oleo Margin
3596.) Songs of Burial
3597.) Nondeterministic Rebellion
3598.) The Outlook Saga
3599.) The [Marinara] Pollo Parmigana [Fra Diovolo] Sutra
3600.) A Portrait of the Artist as an Old Crone
3601.) As I Stood Slaying
3602.) A Farewell to Limbs

3603.) Peripheral Variety Fictional Titans Entry 26
3604.) World Cultures of Ciplex
3605.) Apocalypse in [the] Halved Gears

The last five are copied from a scene in the webcomic Adler Young (https://adleryoung.tumblr.com/tagged/tboay/chrono/page/4)

3606.)Scryinge for Dummyes
3607.)Tippes et Technicks for More Effectyve Tower Operation
3608.)Secrettes
3609.)Soothes, Being a Recorde of Sundrie Observationns (several volumes, labeled with numbers apparently from some sort of filing system)
.)Basick Elements of Thaumaturgickall Mechanicks

[Bohandas]

3611.) Love in the Time of Yersinia
3612.) The Power of the Future
3613.) Garbage Island
3614.) The General Theory of The Prurient Interest and Money
3615.) The Principles of Parapsychology
3616.) Eat this, Not Him
3617.) Philistinical Investigations
3618.) The Vagaries of Religious Experience
3619.) Discourse on Madness
3620.) The Book of Antique Books
3621.) The Four Dissensions
3622.) Thaumic Habits
3623.) Rules For Death
3624.) The Laws of Absolute Power
3625.) How To Bind Fiends and Influence People
3626.) The Life Changing Magic of Transmutation
3627.) The Celestial Prophecy
3628.) The Seven Diabolical Laws of Success
3629.) 1001 Bawdy Haikus
3630.) Mod Nine and Its Significance to Numerological Divination
EDIT:
3631.) What Color Is Your Tombstone
3632.) Beware the Catoblepas

[Lvl 2 Expert]

3633.) Librarians are friends, not food.
3634.) This book starts growling as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)

[Rockphed]

3635.) Through the Crystal Ball
3636.) The Eagle, the Paladin, and the Bathtub
3637.) Duke Gitche Gumee
3638.) The Journey of the Daybreak
3639.) The Brazen Throne


3634.) This book starts growling as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)

3640.) This book glows with holy light as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3641.) The air darkens ominously as you try to pick this book up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3642.) This book howls as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3643.) This book catches fire as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3644.) This book is suddenly covered by frost as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3645.) This book says "mama" as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3646.) This book scurries away as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3647.) This book sneezes as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3648.) This book starts chanting in Latin as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3649.) This book mutters "I'm gonna kill you" as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)

[Lord Torath]

3601: As I Stood Slaying
3602: A Farewell to Limbs
3603: Peripheral Variety Fictional Titans Entry 26
3604: World Cultures of Ciplex
3605: Apocalypse in [the] Halved Gears
3606: Scryinge for Dummyes
3607: Tippes et Technicks for More Effectyve Tower Operation
3608: Secrettes
3609: Soothes, Being a Recorde of Sundrie Observationns (several volumes, labeled with numbers apparently from some sort of filing system)
3610: Basick Elements of Thaumaturgickall Mechanicks
3611: Love in the Time of Yersinia
3612: The Power of the Future
3613: Garbage Island
3614: The General Theory of The Prurient Interest and Money
3615: The Principles of Parapsychology
3616: Eat this, Not Him
3617: Philistinical Investigations
3618: The Vagaries of Religious Experience
3619: Discourse on Madness
3620: The Book of Antique Books
3621: The Four Dissensions
3622: Thaumic Habits
3623: Rules For Death
3624: The Laws of Absolute Power
3625: How To Bind Fiends and Influence People
3626: The Life Changing Magic of Transmutation
3627: The Celestial Prophecy
3628: The Seven Diabolical Laws of Success
3629: 1001 Bawdy Haikus
3630: Mod Nine and Its Significance to Numerological Divination
3631: What Color Is Your Tombstone
3632: Beware the Catoblepas
3633: Librarians are friends, not food.
3634: This book starts growling as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3635: Through the Crystal Ball
3636: The Eagle, the Paladin, and the Bathtub
3637: Duke Gitche Gumee
3638: The Journey of the Daybreak
3639: The Brazen Throne
3640: This book glows with holy light as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3641: The air darkens ominously as you try to pick this book up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3642: This book howls as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3643: This book catches fire as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3644: This book is suddenly covered by frost as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3645: This book says "mama" as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3646: This book scurries away as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3647: This book sneezes as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3648: This book starts chanting in Latin as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3649: This book mutters "I'm gonna kill you" as you try to pick it up. (If the player does try to inspect the book more closely, roll again for the title.)
3650: The Complete Collected Works of Blitzen Twiddlematrix, the Greatest Gnomish Playwright Ever
3651: On Chelonian Shell: Using Sea Creatures to Visit Other Worlds
3652: Where the Stars Meet the Sea: Tales from Sailing on the Astral Plane
3653: Pride and Prestidigitation: Spells for the Queer Arcanist
3654: A Concise Geography of Space
3655: The Shining Trapezohedron Texts
3656: The Old Man and the BM
3657: One Fish, Two Fish, Four Fish, Eight Fish
3658: Blue Meth and Ham
3659: The Promise of Death
3660: The Very Hungry Vampire
3661: The Rise and Fall of Ballistic Projectiles
3662: The Life Changing Magic of Waste
3663: Turbo Philosophorum
3664: The Four Arguments
3665: The Invisible Book of Invisibility
3666: The Illustrated Book of Illusions
3667: Compass and Straightedge Constructions On Saddle Shaped Objects
3668: Tensor Transformations [sic]
3669: Superextremal Politics
3670: Quantum Horology
3671: History of Future Temporal Experimentation
3672: Principles of Ethical Magery
3673: Observations on Necromantic Psychology
3674: Esoteric Physics
3675: Unsolved Questions in Theurgic Biofeedback
3676: Mathematics of Military Magic
3677: Implicative Phenomena in Ritual Astrophysics
3678: Stratigraphy of Enchanted Minerals
3679: the Book of Heaven
3680: the Book of the Ten Stars of Heaven
3681: the Book of the Nine Tribes of Heaven
3682: the Arcanite Codex
3683: The Biographicon (This book contains a running account of the current reader's life, written in the style of a pop biography. Close examination of the text will occasionally reveal salient facts and details that there should be no way of knowing; foreshadowing of the future, instant answers to NP-hard logic problems, details of what the villain is doing and thinking right now even though they have a mind blank up, et cetera. It doesn't reveal these on demand, only insofar as they are salient to the overarching story of the character's life, and it doesn't write itself past the present time (in the reader's personal timeline, in cases where it makes a difference). Overwhelming Divination; CL 23; Artifact ; Weight 2.5 lb)
3684: The Joy of Drugs
3685: The Joy of Rock & Roll
3686: The Joy of Cooking Drugs
3687: The Joy of Murder
3688: The Book of Adverbs
3689: Anamajica
3690: Demonic Immunology Made Easy
3691: Guide to Forensic Witchcraft
3692: Principles of Invoked Physics
3693: The coffee table book about coffee tables that also turns into a coffee table from that one episode of Seinfeld
3694: Thoughtless Omniscience (contains a thesis on the idea that a truly omniscient being would rarely need to think, because they would always know the best course of action beforehand, and so could become very successful just living their life on automatic, and in fact might thrive best under such circumstances)
3695: a loose spellbook page containing a single level 0 divination that allows the caster to find out who farted
3696: Scattershot Remodeling for Contravention of Supernatural Intrusion (Details use of Winchester Mystery House style constant remodeling to reduce people's familiarity with the interiors of the remodeled buildings and thus prevent scry and die tactics from being used against the occupants)
3697: Bio-Physical Micropossession (details the workings of viral disease)
3698: Guide to the Roaming Ruins
3699: Hell Is For Real
3700: The Key to Sophistry
3701: The Puce Equinox
3702: Diary of a Fiend
3703: Essays in Darkness
3704: Amanita: Essays in Magical Growth
3705: The Language of Fiends and Celestials
3706: How to Write a Book
3707: How to Write a Complete Book
3708: Why Books Don’t Matter
3709: Uneventful Reckonings
3710: Getting Lost in the Pages
3711: Different bird phenotypes found in griffins – Davit Miller
3712: recurrence and properties of elemental bloodlines in field mice – Jakna Esrosh
3713: collection of magical beasts using illusions and light abilities to hunt and to camouflage- Lailas Feathertree
3714: analysis of bloodlines on survivorship by rodents in a controlled setting –Dr. Jakna Esrosh
3715: Mice – Collected Stories of a magical biologist and field researcher –Prof. Dr. Jakna Esrosh
3716: fine glowing line – trying to classify animals with magical abilities and magical beasts – Dr. Amir Tukas, Dr. Jakna Esrosh, Rochum Radgen
3717: of magical lights in mating displays of desert birds –Dr. Jakna Esrosh
3718: a familiar’s uniqueness – how potential sorcerous abilities may lead some animals to become more – Elishen Amaan
3719: horns worth of Arcanum – A tracker’s story about finding magical materials - Tresh Utili
3720: for a familiar who lost their mage – Jardin Earthworm
3721: A Guide to Finding Your Way out of the Pages
3722: I Put a Lot of Effort Into This (abridged)
3723: The Rise and Fall of the Ottoman Empire, Book 1: A humble box
3724: The Rise and Fall of the Ottoman Empire, Book 2: Cushions and Tassels
3725: The Rise and Fall of the Ottoman Empire, Book 3: Inevitable Decay
3726: a beastiary where every page is printed on the hide of the beast that that page describes
3727: Arcane Society and Its Future
3728: Truths of Tomorrow?
3729: Spiritual Excesses
3730: Codex Bubonicus
3731: The Tumbler of Truth
3732: The Life-Changing Magic of Throwing Everything in the Trash Like A Spoiled Wasteful Pig
3733: 20000 Leagues Under the Interior of the Earth
3734: Photo Album: Past Owners of the Library
3735: Musical and Tone-Deaf Chairs
3736: The Round, Square, and Triangle Tables: Meeting Log: Volume 1
3737: The History of Shapes: Abridged
3738: Formatting Diaries
3739: How to Skim Over the Details Properly in Order to Efficiently Retain Important Information
3740: The War of the Hollow Worlds
3741: Around the Planes in 80 Days
3742: The First Men in Mount Celestia
3743: The Invisible Dragon
3744: the snows of frostfell
3745: hills like white loxodons
3746: the green hills of arborea
3747: fantastic beasts and how to kill them
3748: less is more, a guide to disintegration spell
3749: Mundane Beasts and Where to Find Them
3750: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them
3751: The Horta Hears A Who
3752: Harry Potter and the 36th Chamber of Shaolin
3753: a book that just describes a bunch of weird random seeming scenes and then when you finish reading it a messenger rides up with a note that says "you will die in seven days" and then seven days later you die
3754: Master List of Santa's Political Opponents
3755: My Grandfather's Orc
3756: The Little Sidereal That Could
3757: Becoming a City For Fun and Profit
3758: Child: the Frazzling
3759: The Cookie Menace
3760: Attack of the Celery
3761: Revenge of the Swiss
3762: A New Pickle
3763: The Taco Strikes Back
3764: Return of the Gouda
3765: A Bushel of Biscuits
3766: Pinch Perfect
3767: The Diaper Diner
3768: a literal wall of text
3769: psionic scrolls consisting of psionic tattoos that have been flayed off of people, tanned, and rolled up
3770: Hypercomplex Numerology
3771: The Tragedy of Comedy
3772: Neumeronicus Neuronicus
3773: Horton Hears Some Phat Beats
3774: Horton Hears A Whom
3775: The Book of Profit
3776: The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelettes
3777: Spears of Power
3778: Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins
3779: Fantastic Lies And How to Tell Them
3780: The Book of Recitations
3781: Of Mice and Other Mice
3782: The Outrigger Veda
3783: "The Three Caskets" or "Triple Casket"
3784: The Mediocre Book
3785: Codex Gygax
3786: Pelor the Pelor
3787: The Ordinances of the Priests of Old Thay
3788: Doubt in the Mind: Crafting Subtle Illusions
3789: Gangsters Over Greyhawk
3790: Temple Architecture in New Draconia
3791: The Joy of Failure
3792: A Record of Atrocities
3793: Practical Hamartiology
3794: Applied Death Studies
3795: Game Theoretic Underpinnings of the Aligned Planes
3796: Manifold Manifolds
3797: Practical Atrocities
3798: The Screw and More
3799: Numerology of the Selfless Herd
3800: The Dark Art of Tidying Up
3801: The Pawn
3802: The Pauper
3803: The Extended Genome
3804: The Origin of Miracles
3805: The Blind Watcher
3806: The Book of Virile Darkness
3807: Bedknobs and Boomsticks
3808: The Little Sahuagin
3809: River out of Pandemonium
3810: The art of war profiteering
3811: Twiddle Your Wickersham
3812: Puddle to the Sea
3813: Illumination Rumination
3814: Bard, the Beetle
3815: Pinning the Tail, How to Disguise Your Donkey
3816: Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes: Chakras and Yoga
3817: Lead, Holster, Squeeze, and Throes: A Guide to Firearms
3818: Bed, Colder, Fleece, and Clothes: A Guide to Sleeping Warm
3819: Flapjacks vs Pancakes? Jack's Struggle: Cake Addiction (an autobiography)
3820: Pick Your Brains: A Guide for Young Illithids
3821: Push Brooms and Breadsticks
3822: The Lesser Key of Revelin'
3823: The Ars Gauche
3824: The Book of Seven Thunders
3825: The Book of Reveling
3826: Works and Deeds
3827: The Lesser Key of Silicon
3828: The Key of Salmon
3829: The Lesser Key of Slenderman
3830: Sedimentary Dominion
3831: The Ars Gojira
3832: Sticksation
3833: Cows Have Always Existed
3834: Pronouncements of a Bored Child
3835: Pronouncements of a Bored Child 2: What Are You Doing?
3836: "How to Properly Clean Your Orbs" by Harry Testimus, the Orb Collector
3837: "The Crack, The Jack, and The Abjuration Spell Gone Wrong" An entertainment book for wizards, by Nong Firebelly.
3838: "The Unfathomable Rod" by Joses Lempy.
3839: "The Wizard Who Only Knew Counterspells" by John Morgahurtz.
3840: Instructions for the Netherworld (no author; quadragesimo-octavo format; held in a glass display case, inclined at an 84° angle; consists of thin sheets of gold foil spearated by sheets of parchment, with crude inscriptions in an angular alphabet on the foil);
3841: An Illuminated Guide to Wintertime Songbirds and How to Help Them (no author; folio book bound in canvas with many illustrations, all in colour);
3842-3849: The Mole's Cookbook; vols. 1–8 (no author; 8 thick books bound in soft leather containing recipes of dishes prepared from gnomes; vols. 3 and 8, (Soups and Desserts repsectively) show signs of more extensive use than the rest);
3850: The Book of the Liar, transcribed as heard by Khefit Musa, Holder of the Whip (a lengthy, at least partly fictional travelogue bound in crocodile hide);
3851: Hortensa's Chief Elements of Rhetorics (octodecimo book with marbled covers; perused often);
3852: Baro's Compendium on Oratory (cheap, canvas-bound edition; perused often);
3853: The Practice of the Tongue, by Agaton Rhetor (octavo book, with the text rubricated elegantly and often; shows signs of extensive use);
3854: The Practice of the Throat, by Agaton Rhetor (as above);
3855: Agaton Rhetor's Collected Orations (duodecimo book with gilded covers, showing wear and tear and with marginalia from an unknown hand);
3856: Soliloquia, by Agaton Rhetor (octavo book; a more recent edition than the Practices);
3857: Through the Wounds, by Batasat of the Black Bridge (duodecimo notebook; a manuscript collection of poems with a strong fixation on the themes of vampirism and decay);
3858: The Horned Beast, by Junior Elder Isaader Santakis (at least 9 specimens of various editions; none seems to ever have been opened);
3859: The Wealth of Andventures [sic!] of One Ros the Clever (no author; duodecimo book bound in faded red leather; the middle of the pages with the entire text has been carved out to make room for an ancient lead tablet inscribed with pictograms);
3860: The Annals of the Cult of the Great Tree of Psyloboros (300 pages in no less than 12 hands recording the foundation and rituals of a tree cult. Extensive marginalia shows that at least 3 subsequent tree cults have used this book.)
3861: The Bountiful Shallows by a certain "Urist" (a small but luxuriously decorated and quite thick volume on ways to capture and process merfolk, and to market their various body parts)
3862: a holy book enchanted to append the fake bible verse from Pulp Fiction to the end of whatever passage is currently being read
3863: art folio: Gray Pictures of Durian Fruits
3864: The Wisdom of Slaloming
3865: Math With Disturbing Drawings
3866: Ode to a Greasy Urn
3867: Subpar Horror in Literature
3868: The Illuminated Guide to the Illuminati
3869: Order In The Grid
3870: Spores Illustrated
3871: The Annal of the Long Road, by Gerborg the Posthumous (octavo book bound in black leather, documenting instances of succesful predation by an unspecified creature);
3872: The Annal of the Cartwheel, by Gerborg the Poshumous (same format; documents disappearences along a four mile stretch of a highway over a year);
3873: Pale Histories, by Gerborg the Psothumous ("the Posthumous" struck through with red ink, with two notes from the same hand scribbled underneath: "the Lesser, not the same" and "try as she might"; impossibly thick octodecimo book with brown and yellow marbled covers, presenting the last days of several hundred commoners in detail);
3874: The Time of the Orc, by Letterman Melanpus (comparative treatise on various forms of Orc battle magic, with a political manifesto for an epilogue; part of the latter has been torn out);
3875: The Great Seals, by Bloutos the Sea-Man (folio book bound in thick, brown-gray leather; contains a practical anatomy of dire pinnipeds; on the fifth page, there is a handwritten note in broad, irate cursive reading "got to be kidding me"; the book is tucked behind a whole row of other books);
3876: The Great Seals, by Bleatta of the Helm (folio book with sturdy hardwood tables for covers; contains high arcane sigils reproduced on magically inert vellum, with notes and descriptions);
3877: a numerological research paper attempting to determine/disambiguate whether a certain mystical property of numbers is keyed to their digit sum, their digital root, or their ones place in base 9
3878: a paper attempting to explain alignment in terms of polar coordinates rather than the traditional cartesian-style law-chaos and good-evil axiis
3879: a text positing a heirarchy of the outer gods in which Yog-Sothoth is the most primal, presiding over space and time and the fundamental fields, azathoth is below him ruling over matter and field excitations, shub-niggurath is below azathoth and rules over life and biological evolution, and Nyarlathotep ruling over thought and memetic evolution. Each of them arising out of the one before them. Additionally, Azathoth IS the music made by his servitors and Yog-Sothoth is the instrument, and if the servitors were ever to stop playing all matter and energy in the universe would disappear.
3880: A treatise proposing that deities, overdeities, and arch-exemplars have the same total power level, but spread across different areas; Overgods have absolute control over relatively small areas, and exemplar lords have limited influence over wide swathes of the multiverse. Ordinary deities are somewhere in-between.
3881: a document arguing that the malevolent supernatural entities Loi-Goi, Lloigor, and Eligor are all simply different garbled names for the same entity
3882: Uncle Satan's Big Book of Death Spells
3883: The Two Rites of Reversing
3884: The Music of the Strings
3885: Reflections On Optics
3886: The White Winged Dove
3887: The One-Winged Dove
3888: The Devil With 1000 Masks
3889: A Hateful Sky
3890: Quaint And Curious Forgotten Lore Vol 1-7
3891: The Maven
3892: The Books of Drowning
3893: The Little Engine That Could Summon Spirits and Move Things With Its Mind
3894: The Little Engine That Could See Dead People
3895: The Little Engine That Could Have Been A Contender
3896: The Bopit Necronomicon
3897: Where Sanity Ends
3898: A Brief History of the Sages
3899: Harmonious Principles/Principles of Harmony
3900: The Book of the Submanifold
3901: On Profane Disease
3902: The Very Hungry Cannibal
3903: Death, The Afterlife, and Everything
3904: Sammy the Gerbil and his Muffin Adventure
3905: a response to #3879 with the heirarchy switched around
3906: The Care and Maintenance of Turbo-Encabulators
3907: Johnny Biscuit is a Big Idiot and I Hate Him Forever
3908: A Practical Guide to Mundane Electricity by Nikita Tesla
3909: No More Groundhog Days: Time Loop Avoidance For Time Wizards by Phil Connors, Haruhi Suzumiya et al.
3910: Wizard Comics #1
3911: The Manual of the Watch-Maker, by A. C. Lubek (small book bound in black canvas with detailed instructions for assembling mechanical timepieces);
3912: The Manual of the Giant, by Ah-Hassal, Fifth Logothete of the Court (folio book bound in black leather with gilded corners and an intricate symbol in red pressed into the front; a paraenetical treatise for theocrats-in-training);
3913: The Book of the Serpent (empty octavo book with a resetting Sepia Snake Sigil on each page);
3914: The Comprehensive Archontology of All Realms and Provinces, fasc. 1, 4–19, 27–29, 41–52 (quarto format; bound in faded yellow-brown paper barely thicker or better in quality than the cheap matter used for the pages)
3915: Lobsters And Their Kin*
3916: The Declaration of Chemical Dependence
3917: Two Super Mario Brothers From Verona
3918: Mobsters and Their Kind
3919: Defective Comics
3920: The Shellfish Gene
3921: The Queen In Red
3922: Space and the Devil
3923: What the Walrus Said to The Oyster
3924: playbill from "Best Little Shop of Horrors in Texas"
3925: Guess What Spell I Prepared on the Book This Morning - a book depicting how to cast 'fun' spells like Explosive Runes, Glyph of Warding and Nharly's Wicked Word. Only works on the book, unfortunately.

Links to other bookshelves:
What's on the Shelf: 1-1000 (https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?p=20599937#post20599937)
What's on the Shelf: 1001-1800 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?483064-What-s-on-the-Shelf-1001-Essays-Treatises-and-Books-on-Magic&p=22505753&viewfull=1#post22505753).
What's on the Shelf: 1801-2700 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=24163058#post24163058)
What's on the Shelf: 2701-3600 (https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?p=24760556#post24760556)

[Rockphed]

3650.) The Complete Collected Works of Blitzen Twiddlematrix, the Greatest Gnomish Playwright Ever
3651.) On Chelonian Shell: Using Sea Creatures to Visit Other Worlds

[Nyansense]

3652.) Where the Stars Meet the Sea: Tales from Sailing on the Astral Plane
3653.) Pride and Prestidigitation: Spells for the Queer Arcanist

[Bohandas]

3654.) A Concise Geography of Space
3655.) The Shining Trapezohedron Texts
3656.) The Old Man and the BM
3657.) One Fish, Two Fish, Four Fish, Eight Fish
3658.) Blue Meth and Ham
3659.) The Promise of Death
3660.) The Very Hungry Vampire
3661.) The Rise and Fall of Ballistic Projectiles
3662.) The Life Changing Magic of Waste
3663.) Turbo Philosophorum
3664.) The Four Arguments
3665.) The Invisible Book of Invisibility
3666.) The Illustrated Book of Illusions
3667.) Compass and Straightedge Constructions On Saddle Shaped Objects
3668.) Tensor Transformations [sic]
3669.) Superextremal Politics
3670.) Quantum Horology
3671.) History of Future Temporal Experimentation
3672.) Principles of Ethical Magery
3673.) Observations on Necromantic Psychology
3674.) Esoteric Physics
3675.) Unsolved Questions in Theurgic Biofeedback
3676.) Mathematics of Military Magic
3677.) Implicative Phenomena in Ritual Astrophysics
3678.)Plutonic Stratigraphy of Enchanted Minerals
3679.) the Book of Heaven
3680.) the Book of the Ten Stars of Heaven
3681.) the Book of the Nine Tribes of Heaven
3682.) the Arcanite Codex
3683.) The Biographicon (This book contains a running account of the current reader's life, written in the style of a pop biography. Close examination of the text will occasionally reveal salient facts and details that there should be no way of knowing; foreshadowing of the future, instant answers to NP-hard logic problems, details of what the villain is doing and thinking right now even though they have a mind blank up, et cetera. It doesn't reveal these on demand, only insofar as they are salient to the overarching story of the character's life, and it doesn't write itself past the present time (in the reader's personal timeline, in cases where it makes a difference). Overwhelming Divination; CL 23; Artifact ; Weight 2.5 lb)


My intention was more:
3510) History of (Nation That Never Existed): You don't know how this book got here, if its a lie its incredibly detailed because this nation shouldn't exist in the world you are in but it acts like it does- and worse the more you read it, the more you remember that... wait, it actually does exist, how could you forget?

Wasn't that the premise of Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius?

[Bohandas]

3684.) The Joy of Drugs
3685.) The Joy of Rock & Roll
3686.) The Joy of Cooking Drugs
3687.) The Joy of Murder
3688.) The Book of Adverbs
3689.) Anamajica
3690.) Demonic Immunology Made Easy
3691.) Guide to Forensic Witchcraft
3692.) Principles of Invoked Physics
3693.) The coffee table book about coffee tables that also turns into a coffee table from that one episode of Seinfeld
3694.) Thoughtless Omniscience (contains a thesis on the idea that a truly omniscient being would rarely need to think, because they would always know the best course of action beforehand, and so could become very successful just living their life on automatic, and in fact might thrive best under such circumstances)
3695.) a loose spellbook page containing a single level 0 divination that allows the caster to find out who farted
3696.) Scattershot Remodeling for Contravention of Supernatural Intrusion (Details use of Winchester Mystery House style constant remodeling to reduce people's familiarity with the interiors of the remodeled buildings and thus prevent scry and die tactics from being used against the occupants)
3697.) Bio-Physical Micropossession (details the workings of viral disease)

[Bohandas]

3698.) Guide to the Roaming Ruins
3699.) Hell Is For Real
3700.) The Key to Sophistry
3701.) The Puce Equinox
3702.) Diary of a Fiend
3703.) Essays in Darkness
3704.) Amanita: Essays in Magical Growth
3705.) The Language of Fiends and Celestials

[animorte]

3706.) How to Write a Book
3707.) How to Write a Complete Book
3708.) Why Books Don’t Matter
3709.) Uneventful Reckonings
3710.) Getting Lost in the Pages
3721.) A Guide to Finding Your Way out of the Pages
3722.) I Put a Lot of Effort Into This (abridged)

[Elvensilver]

Since the previous poster left out some numbers, I will fill them out here
3711) Different bird phenotypes found in griffins – Davit Miller
3712)The recurrence and properties of elemental bloodlines in field mice – Jakna Esrosh
3713)A collection of magical beasts using illusions and light abilities to hunt and to camouflage- Lailas Feathertree
3714)Empirical analysis of bloodlines on survivorship by rodents in a controlled setting –Dr. Jakna Esrosh
3715)Magical Mice – Collected Stories of a magical biologist and field researcher –Prof. Dr. Jakna Esrosh
3716)The fine glowing line – trying to classify animals with magical abilities and magical beasts – Dr. Amir Tukas, Dr. Jakna Esrosh, Rochum Radgen
3717)Usage of magical lights in mating displays of desert birds –Dr. Jakna Esrosh
3718)Of a familiar’s uniqueness – how potential sorcerous abilities may lead some animals to become more – Elishen Amaan
3719)Three horns worth of Arcanum – A tracker’s story about finding magical materials - Tresh Utili
3720)Care for a familiar who lost their mage – Jardin Earthworm

[Rockphed]

3723.) The Rise and Fall of the Ottoman Empire, Book 1: A humble box
3724.) The Rise and Fall of the Ottoman Empire, Book 2: Cushions and Tassels
3725.) The Rise and Fall of the Ottoman Empire, Book 3: Inevitable Decay

[Bohandas]

3726.) a beastiary where every page is printed on the hide of the beast that that page describes
3727.) Arcane Society and Its Future
3728.) Truths of Tomorrow?
3729.) Spiritual Excesses
3730.) Codex Bubonicus
3731.) The Tumbler of Truth
3732.) The Life-Changing Magic of Throwing Everything in the Trash Like A Spoiled Wasteful Pig
3733.) 20000 Leagues Under the Interior of the Earth

[animorte]

Since the previous poster left out some numbers, I will fill them out here
Oh, you noticed. :smalltongue:

3734.) Photo Album: Past Owners of the Library
3735.) Musical and Tone-Deaf Chairs
3736.) The Round, Square, and Triangle Tables: Meeting Log: Volume 1
3737.) The History of Shapes: Abridged
3738.) Formatting Diaries
3739.) How to Skim Over the Details Properly in Order to Efficiently Retain Important Information

[Rockphed]

3733.) 20000 Leagues Under the Interior of the Earth

3740.) The War of the Hollow Worlds
3741.) Around the Planes in 80 Days
3742.) The First Men in Mount Celestia
3743.) The Invisible Dragon

[Myth27]

3744) the snows of frostfell
3745) hills like white loxodons
3746) the green hills of arborea
3747) fantastic beasts and how to kill them
3748) less is more, a guide to disintegration spell

[Bohandas]

3749.) Mundane Beasts and Where to Find Them
3750.) Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them
3751.) The Horta Hears A Who
3752.) Harry Potter and the 36th Chamber of Shaolin
3753.) a book that just describes a bunch of weird random seeming scenes and then when you finish reading it a messenger rides up with a note that says "you will die in seven days" and then seven days later you die
3754.) Master List of Santa's Political Opponents

(did I already say Master List of Santa's Political Opponents before?)

[Rockphed]

3755.) My Grandfather's Orc
3756.) The Little Sidereal That Could
3757.) Becoming a City For Fun and Profit
3758.) Child: the Frazzling
3759.) The Cookie Menace
3760.) Attack of the Celery
3761.) Revenge of the Swiss
3762.) A New Pickle
3763.) The Taco Strikes Back
3764.) Return of the Gouda

[animorte]

3765.) A Bushel of Biscuits
3766.) Pinch Perfect
3767.) The Diaper Diner

[Bohandas]

3768.) a literal wall of text
3769.) psionic scrolls consisting of psionic tattoos that have been flayed off of people, tanned, and rolled up
3770.) Hypercomplex Numerology
3771.) The Tragedy of Comedy
3772.) Neumeronicus Neuronicus
3773.) Horton Hears Some Phat Beats
3774.) Horton Hears A Whom
3775.) The Book of Profit
3776.) The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelettes
3777.) Spears of Power
3778.) Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins
3779.) Fantastic Lies And How to Tell Them
3780.) The Book of Recitations
3781.) Of Mice and Other Mice
3782.) The Outrigger Veda
3783.) "The Three Caskets" or "Triple Casket"
3784.) The Mediocre Book
3785.) Codex Gygax

[Rockphed]

3786.) Pelor the Pelor
3787.) The Ordinances of the Priests of Old Thay
3788.) Doubt in the Mind: Crafting Subtle Illusions
3889.) Gangsters Over Greyhawk
3890.) Temple Architecture in New Draconia

[Bohandas]

3891.) The Joy of Failure
3892.) A Record of Atrocities
3893.) Practical Hamartiology
3894.) Applied Death Studies
3895.) Game Theoretic Underpinnings of the Aligned Planes
3896.) Manifold Manifolds
3897.) Practical Atrocities
3898.) The Screw and More

3899.) Numerology of the Selfless Herd
3900.) The Dark Art of Tidying Up
3901.) The Pawn
3902.) The Pauper
3903.) The Extended Genome
3904.) The Origin of Miracles
3905.) The Blind Watcher
3906.) The Book of Virile Darkness
3907.) Bedknobs and Boomsticks
3908.) The Little Sahuagin
3909.) River out of Pandemonium

[Rockphed]

3907.) Bedknobs and Boomsticks
I think you mean "bread knots and boomsticks".
3910.) The art of war profiteering
3911.) Twiddle Your Wickersham
3912.) Puddle to the Sea

[animorte]

3913.) Illumination Rumination
3914.) Bard, the Beetle
3915.) Pinning the Tail, How to Disguise Your Donkey
3916.) Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes: Chakras and Yoga
3917.) Lead, Holster, Squeeze, and Throes: A Guide to Firearms
3918.) Bed, Colder, Fleece, and Clothes: A Guide to Sleeping Warm
3919.) Flapjacks vs Pancakes? Jack's Struggle: Cake Addiction (an autobiography)
3920.) Pick Your Brains: A Guide for Young Illithids

[Bohandas]

3921.) Push Brooms and Breadsticks
3922.) The Lesser Key of Revelin'
3923.) The Ars Gauche
3924.) The Book of Seven Thunders
3925.) The Book of Reveling
3926.) Works and Deeds
3927.) The Lesser Key of Silicon
3928.) The Key of Salmon
3929.) The Lesser Key of Slenderman
3930.) Sedimentary Dominion
3931.) The Ars Gojira

[Lord Torath]

3754.) Master List of Santa's Political Opponents

(did I already say Master List of Santa's Political Opponents before?)A Quick "Find" in my spreadsheet only found one instance of Santa: 3754.


3786.) Pelor the Pelor
3787.) The Ordinances of the Priests of Old Thay
3788.) Doubt in the Mind: Crafting Subtle Illusions
3889.) Gangsters Over Greyhawk
3890.) Temple Architecture in New Draconia
We somehow skipped a hundred titles here, making the latest entry:

3831.) The Ars Gojira

[Rockphed]

3832.) Sticksation
3833.) Cows Have Always Existed
3834.) Pronouncements of a Bored Child
3835.) Pronouncements of a Bored Child 2: What Are You Doing?

[Malphegor]

3581) Player's Handbook, Dungeons and Dragons -8th edition
3582) Dungeon Master's Guide, Dungeons and Dragons -8th edition
3583) Monster Manual, Dungeons and Dragons -8th edition


Ooh this would be fun to toss in a game lol as the overall details would be right- fire or acid hurts trolls, hydras grow more heads, etc, but the specifics are always slightly different edition to edition, like whether mimics and vargoyilles can talk or not or if warforged have souls and so on. Just useful enough to be a bonus to some knowledge type check but just useless enough to be confusing to explain failures

[HumanFighter]

(3836) "How to Properly Clean Your Orbs" by Harry Testimus, the Orb Collector
(3837) "The Crack, The Jack, and The Abjuration Spell Gone Wrong" An entertainment book for wizards, by Nong Firebelly.
(3838) "The Unfathomable Rod" by Joses Lempy.
(3839) "The Wizard Who Only Knew Counterspells" by John Morgahurtz.

[Metastachydium]

3840. Instructions for the Netherworld (no author; quadragesimo-octavo format; held in a glass display case, inclined at an 84° angle; consists of thin sheets of gold foil spearated by sheets of parchment, with crude inscriptions in an angular alphabet on the foil);
3841. An Illuminated Guide to Wintertime Songbirds and How to Help Them (no author; folio book bound in canvas with many illustrations, all in colour);
3842–3849. The Mole's Cookbook; vols. 1–8 (no author; 8 thick books bound in soft leather containing recipes of dishes prepared from gnomes; vols. 3 and 8, that is, Soups and Desserts show signs of more extensive use than the rest);
3850. The Book of the Liar, transcribed as heard by Khefit Musa, Holder of the Whip (a lengthy, at least partly fictional travelogue bound in crocodile hide);
3851. Hortensa's Chief Elements of Rhetorics (octodecimo book with marbled covers; perused often);
3852. Baro's Compendium on Oratory (cheap, canvas-bound edition; perused often);
3853. The Practice of the Tongue, by Agaton Rhetor (octavo book, with the text rubricated elegantly and often; shows signs of extensive use);
3854. The Practice of the Throat, by Agaton Rhetor (as above);
3855. Agaton Rhetor's Collected Orations (duodecimo book with gilded covers, showing wear and tear and with marginalia from an unknown hand);
3856. Soliloquia, by Agaton Rhetor (octavo book; a more recent edition than the Practices);
3857. Through the Wounds, by Batasat of the Black Bridge (duodecimo notebook; a manuscript collection of poems with a strong fixation on the themes of vampirism and decay);
3858. The Horned Beast, by Junior Elder Isaader Santakis (at least 9 specimens of various editions; none seems to ever have been opened);
3859. The Wealth of Andventures [sic!] of One Ros the Clever (no author; duodecimo book bound in faded red leather; the middle of the pages with the entire text has been carved out to make room for an ancient lead tablet inscribed with pictograms);

[Rockphed]

3860.) The Annals of the Cult of the Great Tree of Psyloboros (300 pages in no less than 12 hands recording the foundation and rituals of a tree cult. Extensive marginalia shows that at least 3 subsequent tree cults have used this book.)

[Metastachydium]

3861. The Bountiful Shallows by a certain "Urist" (a small but luxuriously decorated and quite thick volume on ways to capture and process merfolk, and to market their various body parts);

[Bohandas]

3862.) a holy book enchanted to append the fake bible verse from Pulp Fiction to the end of whatever passage is currently being read
3863.) art folio: Gray Pictures of Durian Fruits
3864.) The Wisdom of Slaloming
3865.) Math With Disturbing Drawings
3866.) Ode to a Greasy Urn
3867.) Subpar Horror in Literature
3868.) The Illuminated Guide to the Illuminati
3869.) Order In The Grid

EDIT:

3870.) Spores Illustrated

[Metastachydium]

3871. The Annal of the Long Road, by Gerborg the Posthumous (octavo book bound in black leather, documenting instances of succesful predation by an unspecified creature);
3872. The Annal of the Cartwheel, by Gerborg the Poshumous (same format; documents disappearences along a four mile stretch of a highway over a year);
3873. Pale Histories, by Gerborg the Psothumous ("the Posthumous" struck through with red ink, with two notes from the same hand scribbled underneath: "the Lesser, not the same" and "try as she might"; impossibly thick octodecimo book with brown and yellow marbled covers, presenting the last days of several hundred commoners in detail);
3874. The Time of the Orc, by Letterman Melanpus (comparative treatise on various forms of Orc battle magic, with a political manifesto for an epilogue; part of the latter has been torn out);
3875. The Great Seals, by Bloutos the Sea-Man (folio book bound in thick, brown-gray leather; contains a practical anatomy of dire pinnipeds; on the fifth page, there is a handwritten note in broad, irate cursive reading "got to be kidding me"; the book is tucked behind a whole row of other books);
3876. The Great Seals, by Bleatta of the Helm (folio book with sturdy hardwood tables for covers; contains high arcane sigils reproduced on magically inert vellum, with notes and descriptions);

[Bohandas]

3877.) a numerological research paper attempting to determine/disambiguate whether a certain mystical property of numbers is keyed to their digit sum, their digital root, or their ones place in base 9
3878.) a paper attempting to explain alignment in terms of polar coordinates rather than the traditional cartesian-style law-chaos and good-evil axiis
3879.) a text positing a heirarchy of the outer gods in which Yog-Sothoth is the most primal, presiding over space and time and the fundamental fields, azathoth is below him ruling over matter and field excitations, shub-niggurath is below azathoth and rules over life and biological evolution, and Nyarlathotep ruling over thought and memetic evolution. Each of them arising out of the one before them. Additionally, Azathoth IS the music made by his servitors and Yog-Sothoth is the instrument, and if the servitors were ever to stop playing all matter and energy in the universe would disappear.
3880.) A treatise proposing that deities, overdeities, and arch-exemplars have the same total power level, but spread across different areas; Overgods have absolute control over relatively small areas, and exemplar lords have limited influence over wide swathes of the multiverse. Ordinary deities are somewhere in-between.
3881.) a document arguing that the malevolent supernatural entities Loi-Goi, Lloigor, and Eligor are all simply different garbled names for the same entity
3882.) Uncle Satan's Big Book of Death Spells
3883.) The Two Rites of Reversing
3884.) The Music of the Strings
3885.) Reflections On Optics
3886.) The White Winged Dove
3887.) The One-Winged Dove
3888.) The Devil With 1000 Masks
3889.) A Hateful Sky
3890.) Quaint And Curious Forgotten Lore Vol 1-7
3891.) The Maven
3892.) The Books of Drowning
3893.) The Little Engine That Could Summon Spirits and Move Things With Its Mind
3894.) The Little Engine That Could See Dead People
3895.) The Little Engine That Could Have Been A Contender
3896.) The Bopit Necronomicon
3897.) Where Sanity Ends
3898.) A Brief History of the Sages
3899.) Harmonious Principles/Principles of Harmony
3900.) The Book of the Submanifold
3901.) On Profane Disease
3902.) The Very Hungry Cannibal
3903.) Death, The Afterlife, and Everything
3904.) Sammy the Gerbil and his Muffin Adventure*

EDIT:
3905.) a response to #3879 with the heirarchy switched around

*(cf the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode with the angel and the juggalos)

[Rockphed]

3906.) The Care and Maintenance of Turbo-Encabulators.
3906.) Johnny Biscuit is a Big Idiot and I Hate Him Forever

[catagent101]

3908.) A Practical Guide to Mundane Electricity by Nikita Tesla
3909.) No More Groundhog Days: Time Loop Avoidance For Time Wizards by Phil Connors, Haruhi Suzumiya et al.
3910.) Wizard Comics #1

[Metastachydium]

3911. The Manual of the Watch-Maker, by A. C. Lubek (small book bound in black canvas with detailed instructions for assembling mechanical timepieces);
3912. The Manual of the Giant, by Ah-Hassal, Fifth Logothete of the Court (folio book bound in black leather with gilded corners and an intricate symbol in red pressed into the front; a paraenetical treatise for theocrats-in-training);
3913. The Book of the Serpent (empty octavo book with a resetting Sepia Snake Sigil on each page);
3914–3945. The Comprehensive Archontology of All Realms and Provinces, fasc. 1, 4–19, 27–29, 41–52 (quarto format; bound in faded yellow-brown paper barely thicker or better in quality than the cheap matter used for the pages);

[Bohandas]

3946.) Lobsters And Their Kin*
3947.) The Declaration of Chemical Dependence
3948.) Two Super Mario Brothers From Verona
3949.) Mobsters and Their Kind
3950.) Defective Comics
3951.) The Shellfish Gene
3952.) The Queen In Red
3953.) Space and the Devil
3954.) What the Walrus Said to The Oyster
3955.) playbill from "Best Little Shop of Horrors in Texas"

*(from a Future Worm episode)

[Lord Torath]

3914–3945. The Comprehensive Archontology of All Realms and Provinces, fasc. 1, 4–19, 27–29, 41–52 (quarto format; bound in faded yellow-brown paper barely thicker or better in quality than the cheap matter used for the pages);I'm going to count this as a single entry with multiple volumes.

That means our most current entry is:
3924: playbill from "Best Little Shop of Horrors in Texas"

[Killerkat]

3956) Guess What Spell I Prepared on the Book This Morning - a book depicting how to cast 'fun' spells like Explosive Runes, Glyph of Warding and Nharly's Wicked Word. Only works on the book, unfortunately.

[Metastachydium]

I'm going to count this as a single entry with multiple volumes.

You know what, that's fair. Can't blame me for trying though!


39563925) Guess What Spell I Prepared on the Book This Morning - a book depicting how to cast 'fun' spells like Explosive Runes, Glyph of Warding and Nharly's Wicked Word. Only works on the book, unfortunately.

Is it near the Book of the Serpent by any chance?

[Bohandas]

3926.) a document written in alchemical jargon which correctly describes how to build an atomic bomb
3927.) The Peppered Psalter/Piperaceae Psalter
3928.) The Duke Ellington Bible
3929.) Index of Dead Gods
3930.) On the Sending Out for Noodles
3931.) The Pasiphae Scriptures
3932.) Tsaroid Psalms
3933.) Thyroid Salves
3934.) Tauroid Psalms
3935.) The Canape Scriptures
3936.) The Scion Out of Space
3937.) Formal Dinner
3938.) Worlds in Collusion
3939.) The Scroll of the Gorilla
3940.) The States of Matter Address
3941.) Singers in the Hands of an Angry God
3942.) Cheetos On the Fingers of a Hangry God
3943.) The Alcoholicon
3944.) a skull marked up with compass and straightedge geometric constructions demonstrating the principles of elliptic geometry

[Metastachydium]

3945. Sections and Workings, by Chief's Healer Kruug Broadjaw (illustrated folio with a detailed account of vivisections performed on various humanoids, mostly Eleves; bound in soft, pale leather);
3946. Maladaptations, by Chief's Healer Kruug Broadjaw (octavo book between smooth, black leather covers ridiculing the various ways in which Drow don't make sense as a subterranean race);
3947. The Encyclopaedia of Laruus (folio work organized alphabetically; in four volumes);
3948. The Encyclopaedia of Pridain (eighteen thick quarto volumes bound in blue canvas with gilded corners);

[Bohandas]

3949.) The Book of Unemployment
3950.) The Nutritionomicon
3951.) The Hellbound Hand
3952.) The Stolen Stele
3953.) The Little Engine That Should Not Be
3954.) Le Gros Albert
3955.) The Book of Perfect Light
3956.) The Book of Spectres
3957.) The Ill-Dressed Knight