View Full Version : Wrath of the Rational Ninja-Wizard [Item]

Jack Mann
2007-06-22, 09:17 PM
Somewhat Rounded Obsidian Ioun Stone
Price (Item Level): 300 (2nd)
Body Slot: --
Caster Level: 1st
Aura: Faint; (DC 15) transmutation
Activation: Swift
Weight: --

This roughly spherical stone floats around your head. The crudely scrawled unhappy face seems to regard those around you insolently.

This ioun stone can, at your behest, swoop and bite people within five feet of you. It has an attack bonus of +8 (size), and deals one point of damage.
Lore: This was created by the mysterious Ninja-Wizard known only as the Rational One. (Knowledge [arcana] DC 15)
He created it as a goad to use on those he felt did not think, or made untrue statements about the fundamental rules on which the world functions. Whenever someone said something he found stupid, he would activate the item to show his contempt for their foolishness. (Knowledge [arcana] DC 20)
Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, magic stone.
Cost to create: 150 gp, 12 XP, 1 day.

Mr. Moogle
2007-06-22, 09:25 PM
ZOMG Coolest majic item ever. 1 damage bite attack x 60 of these=own.

Miles Invictus
2007-06-22, 10:54 PM
I hope someday I'm cool enough to have a magic item based on me. :smallamused: