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Aereshaa_the_2nd
2006-04-01, 11:47 PM
I like Scott Adams and if you do too, tell me, because I know, like 1000+ comics by heart.
:)

I remember a good one...

dilbert is in line at the market. he has a chocolate bar.
dilbert: Little chocolate bar, you will soon be mine.. I rub it on my arm to get the full body sensation...
meanwhile..
Person next in line:I think i have exact change.. is that a nickel? no, a button. Oooh, a roll of pennies! No,lipstick..
dilbert gets angrier and angrier..
SNATCH... STOMP STOMP STOMP!
dilbert:What a funny day to forget my wallet..

Dhavaer
2006-04-02, 12:09 AM
I like anything where Dogbert tries to take over the world, or is otherwise conspicuously evil.

Amotis
2006-04-02, 12:14 AM
I like the trashman. ;D

Dhavaer
2006-04-02, 12:42 AM
He rules. Particularly when he tries to explain things to Ratbert.
"So, does this Norm guy have a last name?"

Aereshaa_the_2nd
2006-04-02, 12:50 AM
I like when dogbert makes up schemes to take over the world. ;D

Amotis
2006-04-02, 01:41 AM
I wish I had a trashguy like him. Hasn't he let Dilbert borrow a phaser and a cloning device and some other stuff?

The Linker
2006-04-02, 01:45 AM
I remember my favourite quote from a Dilbert comic (and perhaps anywhere in existance)

Wally: Always remember that when you reach for the stars... they're too far away, so it's hopeless.
Asok: But sometimes you can reach a star... can't you?
Wally: That would burn your hand cle-e-e-e-e-ean off.

so true... :D

edit: typos

Amotis
2006-04-02, 01:51 AM
I remember my favourite quote from a Dilbert comic (and perhaps anywhere in existance)

Wally: Always remember that when you reach for the stars... they're too far away, so it's hopeless.
Asok: But sometimes you can reach a star... can't you?
Wally: That would burn your hand cle-e-e-e-e-ean off.

so true... :D

edit: typos

Hehe, *sniff* it's so true! ;D

Aereshaa_the_2nd
2006-04-02, 09:53 AM
I wish I had a trashguy like him. Hasn't he let Dilbert borrow a phaser and a cloning device and some other stuff?
Yes, in fact, also a weather control device. And he fixed dilbert's robot.

Dilbert: no-one canmake a robot. it's impossible.this whole robot project was bad for my ego as an engineer.

[Robot: guess who's way smarter than you.

Aereshaa_the_2nd
2006-04-02, 03:53 PM
I like anything where Dogbert tries to take over the world, or is otherwise conspicuously evil.
Well, I have a link to a good one like that:
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20060312.html

edit: spelling. heh.

OldenDays.corp
2006-04-02, 08:16 PM
The Company Says:
The founder of oldendays likes dilbert a lot!

Soul_of_Ice
2006-04-03, 05:10 PM
I miss the cartoon show they had. Very good adaptation of the strip and hilarious having Larry Miller as the PHB (Pointy Haired Boss)