Crit Fisher Build Help

[Cofniben]

Hello playground, I have a question.

I am currently trying to make a level 20 3.5 Crit Fisher build with the only intention to make as many attacks as possible, even on a standard action. I have a bachelor party, and was going to run drunk D&D where when you Crit you take a drink. I plan on the groom playing this character.

So far I've gotten aptitude kukris, lightning maces, improve critical, snap kick, warblade dip for blood in the water (I may be mistaken on the stance name), lion totem barbarian for pounce, and maybe tempest and frenzied berzerker as well. I'm not worried on damage just number of attacks I can have him make in a standard and full round action.

I may also want to consider low ABV beer for this.

[Cenric]

Well, depending on the level of shenanigans, alter self into something with a bunch of arms and multiattack or multiweapon fighting would net even more attacks, but I think that would best be served from another character or a custom item