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Mister Tom
2016-06-11, 03:27 PM
I summon Christopher Tolkien, who totally owns him.

Ninjaman
2016-06-11, 04:46 PM
I summon John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, the best Tolkien.

Xihirli
2016-06-11, 04:49 PM
I summon a scimitar to the throat.

Libro
2016-06-11, 07:49 PM
I summon a deft parry, followed by disintegrate.

LastCenturion
2016-06-11, 07:55 PM
I summon a readied action and dispel magic.

8BitNinja
2016-06-12, 01:43 AM
I summon cigam

Get it? Dis-spell, as I do the the spelling of magic?

I summon my bad jokes

Prince Zahn
2016-06-12, 03:47 AM
I summon a hurricane of rotted tomatoes.

8BitNinja
2016-06-13, 12:29 AM
I summon a hurricane shelter

Syldar
2016-06-13, 10:07 AM
I summon a large number explosion.

8BitNinja
2016-06-13, 10:48 AM
I summon a hole 1000 feet under the surface of the earth

Xihirli
2016-06-13, 12:57 PM
I summon the 3-post-rule.

Mister Tom
2016-06-13, 01:27 PM
I summon a four poster bed

8BitNinja
2016-06-13, 04:12 PM
I summon an extra poster

pendell
2016-06-13, 04:19 PM
I summon fire, to turn the poster into ash.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

LastCenturion
2016-06-13, 05:01 PM
I summon fire, to fight the fire.

Xihirli
2016-06-13, 05:08 PM
I summon the vacuum of space.

Volcan
2016-06-13, 06:38 PM
I summon a bottle of milk with a volume equal to the vacuum of space.

Libro
2016-06-13, 06:47 PM
I summon 1x10^42 cats drink the milk.

Mister Tom
2016-06-13, 07:29 PM
I summon a rather large laser pointer.

8BitNinja
2016-06-13, 11:39 PM
I summon a mirror

braveheart
2016-06-14, 12:32 AM
I summon a hammer to smash the mirror

The-lost-Byte
2016-06-14, 02:32 AM
I summon an irish curse.

Xihirli
2016-06-14, 07:45 AM
I summon literally anyone other than Chuchulain.

Syldar
2016-06-14, 09:54 AM
I summon Chuchulain.

Asmodean_
2016-06-14, 01:04 PM
I summon Choo Choo Lane*

*If this is anything it is a new kids tv show.

Mister Tom
2016-06-14, 01:09 PM
I summon imaginary poorly outsourced maintenance contracts. (3.35pm: There's trouble at choo choo lane as a poorly maintained set of points derails the Tinglytown express. LAst in the series.)

Xihirli
2016-06-14, 02:39 PM
I summon an imaginary fire to burn the contracts.

8BitNinja
2016-06-15, 12:23 AM
I summon imaginary sand to put out the fire

backwaterj
2016-06-15, 02:27 AM
I summon imaginary beach volleyball.

LastCenturion
2016-06-15, 04:51 PM
I summon real beach volleyball

Black Socks
2016-06-15, 04:58 PM
I summon a sudden wave.

Xihirli
2016-06-15, 06:18 PM
I summon imaginary beach volleyball.

8BitNinja
2016-06-16, 12:21 AM
I summon an imaginary hole to deflate the imaginary volleyball.

Sianthus
2016-06-16, 01:47 AM
I summon Leeroy Jenkins to charge into that imaginary hole, thoroughly unprepared as usual.

Black Socks
2016-06-16, 07:07 AM
I summon fried chicken.

Xihirli
2016-06-16, 07:54 AM
I summon the Iron Giant.

Syldar
2016-06-16, 09:38 AM
I summon the adamantine giant.

Sianthus
2016-06-16, 01:54 PM
I summon Giant, the corporate megamarket that has the best deals anywhere!

Black Socks
2016-06-16, 03:04 PM
I summon disgruntled employees.

Xihirli
2016-06-16, 03:06 PM
I summon several anti-aircraft missiles to the face.

LastCenturion
2016-06-16, 03:31 PM
I summon an ignoramus to press the button too soon.

8BitNinja
2016-06-17, 12:58 AM
I summon a plane to fire the missiles from

backwaterj
2016-06-17, 02:23 AM
I summon antiaircraft fire. Seriously, who uses planes to deliver ordnance any more?! :smallannoyed:

Xihirli
2016-06-17, 07:40 AM
I summon Ultra-Man.

Black Socks
2016-06-17, 01:50 PM
I summon young kids with iphones. "Like, seriously, who buys comic books these days?"

Asmodean_
2016-06-17, 02:27 PM
I summon the battery life of iphones.

8BitNinja
2016-06-18, 12:55 AM
I summon a dark matter battery

Xihirli
2016-06-18, 07:31 AM
I summon Zombie!Science.

5a Violista
2016-06-18, 08:09 AM
I summon years of regret for not curing that first zombie when the opportunity was given.

LastCenturion
2016-06-18, 08:33 AM
I summon an early death.
this thread sure got dark...

Asmodean_
2016-06-18, 08:48 AM
I summon a raise dead.

Prince Zahn
2016-06-18, 09:09 AM
I summon an angry mob to burn the heretic who defies death!

Xihirli
2016-06-18, 04:17 PM
I summon nuclear missiles.

Mister Tom
2016-06-18, 04:56 PM
I summon spilt coffee on the launch codes.

Libro
2016-06-18, 04:59 PM
I summon laminated paper :smallbiggrin:

Syldar
2016-06-18, 09:09 PM
I summon a shredder.

5a Violista
2016-06-18, 09:18 PM
I summon four Renaissance artists.

LastCenturion
2016-06-18, 09:46 PM
I summon the inevitable progression of time that slowly takes us all and turns our bones to dust, our earth to dust, and the universe into quiet, high-speed particles of hydrogen and a fading light as the last stars evaporate and die, never to be lit again.

Xihirli
2016-06-18, 11:05 PM
I summon Bruce Lee.

8BitNinja
2016-06-19, 03:05 AM
I summon Jackie Chan

Mister Tom
2016-06-20, 12:39 PM
Is summon the rotten tomatoes website( and specifically ther review of rush hour 3)

Ninjaman
2016-06-20, 06:33 PM
I summon IMDB (who gave the movie a passable 6.2 rating)

Black Socks
2016-06-20, 06:38 PM
I summon hackers

Xihirli
2016-06-20, 11:35 PM
I summon a LOT of fire. To the face.

8BitNinja
2016-06-21, 01:56 AM
I summon a face mask

braveheart
2016-06-21, 09:50 AM
I summon a jerk to steal the face mask and run off into the darkness

Mister Tom
2016-06-21, 12:36 PM
I summon a grue:smallbiggrin:

CrackedChair
2016-06-21, 06:31 PM
I summon the dreaded Dorn Beast.

Xihirli
2016-06-21, 09:40 PM
I summon a planet-busting explosions.

8BitNinja
2016-06-22, 01:40 AM
I summon the Genesis device from Star Trek 2

Libro
2016-06-23, 03:59 PM
I summon a short circuit.

braveheart
2016-06-23, 06:24 PM
I summon proper insulation

Black Socks
2016-06-23, 06:36 PM
I summon improper outsulation.

Trevortni
2016-06-23, 09:09 PM
I summon a dictionary.

8BitNinja
2016-06-24, 01:28 AM
I summon Shakespeare to make up words

5a Violista
2016-06-24, 06:04 AM
I summon superstition which prevents actors from saying the name of the Scottish Play.

Sianthus
2016-06-24, 07:12 AM
I summon British Independence. It's.. it's a good thing right? ..Help.

Black Socks
2016-06-24, 07:19 AM
I summon cake

Ninjaman
2016-06-24, 07:28 AM
I summon kids.

Syldar
2016-06-24, 08:18 AM
I summon older goats.

Sianthus
2016-06-24, 08:33 AM
I summon the modern goat: Goat Simulator.

Trevortni
2016-06-24, 11:54 AM
I summon a disabled Safe Search filter.

Black Socks
2016-06-24, 03:48 PM
I summon Windows 10

Xihirli
2016-06-24, 04:02 PM
I summon a hammer.

8BitNinja
2016-06-25, 12:45 AM
I summon a steel shield

FlurryOfPosts
2016-06-25, 02:14 AM
I summon a pointy boomerang.

backwaterj
2016-06-25, 10:57 AM
I summon the return flight. :smallbiggrin:

Asmodean_
2016-06-25, 12:00 PM
I summon a boomerang catcher.

Black Socks
2016-06-25, 01:55 PM
I summon strong winds

ericgrau
2016-06-25, 05:43 PM
I summon a mountain range in their path.

FlurryOfPosts
2016-06-25, 09:04 PM
I summon JOHN HENRY!!!!!!

8BitNinja
2016-06-25, 09:38 PM
I summon modern excavation tools

Asmodean_
2016-06-26, 01:23 AM
I summon union strikes.

Ninjaman
2016-06-26, 06:53 AM
I summon riot shields.

Xihirli
2016-06-26, 07:37 AM
I summon a nuclear explosion.

Syldar
2016-06-26, 04:54 PM
I summon an electron implosion.

CrackedChair
2016-06-26, 07:28 PM
I summon a Natural 20.

FlurryOfPosts
2016-06-27, 10:48 AM
I summon Disadvantage!

Syldar
2016-06-27, 11:13 AM
I summon a second natural 20!

Xihirli
2016-06-27, 01:21 PM
I summon a natural 51!

Mister Tom
2016-06-27, 06:17 PM
I summon a DM who is paying attention

FlurryOfPosts
2016-06-28, 12:12 AM
I summon a Rules Lawyer!

Syldar
2016-06-28, 12:16 PM
I summon rule zero.

Prince Zahn
2016-06-29, 03:23 AM
I summon a better DM.I wouldn't play with a DM who invokes rule 0 for the sake of being right.

Ninjaman
2016-06-29, 01:39 PM
I summon terrible players.

backwaterj
2016-06-29, 04:49 PM
I summon a patient GM who runs an excellent campaign centered around teaching them to be better players.

Xihirli
2016-06-29, 10:54 PM
I summon a guy with a dagger.

FlurryOfPosts
2016-06-29, 11:59 PM
I summon "That's just what my character would do. He's Chaotic Evil!"

RelentlessImp
2016-06-30, 12:18 AM
I summon the entire collection of 3.5 hardcovers to the head.

backwaterj
2016-06-30, 03:01 AM
I summon 3.0 psionics to the groin.

Asmodean_
2016-06-30, 11:57 AM
I summon houserules.

"Nah Psionics is too OP you can just play a cleric or druid or something"

Black Socks
2016-06-30, 12:00 PM
I summon a rebellion at the table. (Vive la tableution!)

Trevortni
2016-06-30, 02:45 PM
I summon a lack of anybody else who is remotely interested in being the DM.

Xihirli
2016-06-30, 11:31 PM
I summon a LOT of violence.

RelentlessImp
2016-07-01, 03:58 AM
I summon a Vow of Peace Monk.

Ninjaman
2016-07-01, 03:23 PM
I summon mind control.

Black Socks
2016-07-01, 04:10 PM
I summon a hero who destroys the mind control way in the most dramatic way possible! WITH EXPLOSIONS AND ONE-LINERS AND WRAPAROUND SUNGLASSES!!!!:cool:

Syldar
2016-07-01, 04:43 PM
I summon total, utter despair.

Xihirli
2016-07-01, 06:45 PM
I summon a planet-shattering kaboom. No one's sad when everyone's dead!

braveheart
2016-07-01, 07:21 PM
I summon a space station full of mourners who didn't die imidiately

Ninjaman
2016-07-02, 01:44 AM
I summon anti depressants.

Mister Tom
2016-07-02, 02:00 AM
I summon the lack of a glass of water

Xihirli
2016-07-02, 06:39 AM
I summon a flood. In space!

Asmodean_
2016-07-02, 06:52 AM
I summon physics (http://coolcosmos.ipac.caltech.edu/ask/244-What-would-happen-if-you-pour-water-into-space-)

Vivee
2016-07-02, 11:28 AM
I summon cartoon logic

Ninjaman
2016-07-03, 02:45 PM
I summon growing up.

8BitNinja
2016-07-04, 01:44 AM
I summon Peter Pan

RelentlessImp
2016-07-04, 08:26 AM
I summon the original Peter Pan to ensure you never grow up.

trysted
2016-07-04, 10:00 AM
I summon Mary, the girl Peter is willing to leave Neverland for.

Ninjaman
2016-07-04, 10:03 AM
I summon the TV show Once Upon a Time (season 3 spoilers!)

Asmodean_
2016-07-04, 02:09 PM
I summon that friend who loves spoiling everything for you.

Mister Tom
2016-07-04, 07:03 PM
I summon a roll of duct tape.

Black Socks
2016-07-04, 07:21 PM
I summon not being able to find the edge of the roll because the tape is clear

Xihirli
2016-07-04, 08:25 PM
I summon a perfect avatar of destruction. With a magnifying glass.

8BitNinja
2016-07-05, 01:36 AM
I summon a perfect avatar of restoration

Asmodean_
2016-07-05, 12:25 PM
I summon a perfect avatar of Mary Sue.

(or DMPC take your pick)

LastCenturion
2016-07-05, 01:26 PM
I summon an imperfect avatar of interesting characters.

Trevortni
2016-07-05, 05:38 PM
I.... summon Xihirli?

Prince Zahn
2016-07-06, 03:42 AM
I summon (and use) a can of Xihirl-Away.

Libro
2016-07-06, 06:59 AM
I summon a clothespin on Xirhili's nose.
(I think those things work by smell...)

Black Socks
2016-07-06, 07:08 AM
I summon a sniper who snipes the clothespin off Xirhili's nose.

Trevortni
2016-07-06, 12:17 PM
I summon the sniper's mother.

LastCenturion
2016-07-06, 01:16 PM
I summon old age.

Vivee
2016-07-06, 04:55 PM
I summon a baby.
This baby, to be exact.
http://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2016/01/cute-baby.jpg.838x0_q80.jpg

RelentlessImp
2016-07-06, 05:03 PM
I summon a blender.

8BitNinja
2016-07-06, 06:37 PM
I summon a cut power line

Black Socks
2016-07-06, 06:42 PM
I summon a repairman.

ben-zayb
2016-07-06, 09:27 PM
I summon problems beyond a repairman's expertise

Xihirli
2016-07-06, 11:25 PM
I summon the death star.

Syldar
2016-07-07, 09:20 AM
I summon a pilot with the force.

Ninjaman
2016-07-07, 02:51 PM
I summon a very persuasive pamphlet about the dark side.

LastCenturion
2016-07-07, 03:45 PM
I summon cleansing fire.

Mister Tom
2016-07-07, 03:48 PM
I summon fire retardant materials

trysted
2016-07-08, 12:12 AM
I summon acid all over them

8BitNinja
2016-07-08, 12:42 AM
I summon a base

FlurryOfPosts
2016-07-08, 07:40 AM
I summon a science fair volcano.

Mister Tom
2016-07-08, 04:08 PM
I summon the genuine article

LastCenturion
2016-07-08, 04:28 PM
I summon a near-total lack of tectonic activity and an unimaginably immense magma reservoir.

Black Socks
2016-07-08, 06:33 PM
I summon water, because water+lava=obsidian*.
*Minecraft physics.

8BitNinja
2016-07-09, 12:14 AM
I summon a hammer to break the obsidian

Asmodean_
2016-07-09, 09:47 AM
I summon a food focus (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilization_Revolution) so you don't get as many hammers.

Xihirli
2016-07-09, 10:42 PM
I don't know what that is but I'm sure summoning ALL THE EXPLOSION can't be the wrong thing to do.

8BitNinja
2016-07-10, 01:49 AM
I summon Vault-Tec

mpclardy
2016-07-10, 09:49 AM
I summon The Alliance, because guys with blue gloves can find you anywhere.

ANYWHERE.

braveheart
2016-07-10, 12:58 PM
I summon River, both song and Tam working together to take down the alliance

Vivee
2016-07-10, 01:13 PM
I summon a Chaotic-Good Half-Elf.

8BitNinja
2016-07-11, 12:48 AM
I summon a Neutral Evil Wizard that knows fireball

Prince Zahn
2016-07-11, 04:50 AM
I summon an ocean in a bottle. Thrown directly at the wizard.

braveheart
2016-07-11, 02:22 PM
I summon a quickened teleportation spell

Xihirli
2016-07-11, 03:57 PM
I summon a Quickened Dimensional Anchor followed by an Anti-Magic field followed by a scimitar-chuck to the face.

Black Socks
2016-07-11, 05:10 PM
I summon the end of the campaign.

Syldar
2016-07-11, 09:45 PM
I summon a follow-up campaign.

8BitNinja
2016-07-11, 11:53 PM
I summon falling rocks

braveheart
2016-07-12, 01:09 AM
I summon candy and bribe the GM for a retcon

Xihirli
2016-07-12, 07:31 AM
I summon fire to burn the candy (and GM).

Lady Tialait
2016-07-12, 10:11 AM
I summon a rock, like a big ass rock. Maybe something like a cinder-block would be better for this kind of thing. I pick it up and drop it on the fire.

8BitNinja
2016-07-13, 01:26 AM
I summon Mjolnir

braveheart
2016-07-13, 08:58 AM
I summon Vission

Xihirli
2016-07-13, 12:50 PM
I summon Autocorrect.

legomaster00156
2016-07-13, 03:33 PM
I summon an old typewriter.

Ninjaman
2016-07-13, 05:13 PM
I summon technological advancements.

Black Socks
2016-07-13, 07:04 PM
I summon a worldwide blackout

8BitNinja
2016-07-14, 02:38 AM
I summon a candle

pendell
2016-07-14, 01:40 PM
I summon a black hole, which sucks in the candle and the planet on which it stands, leaving behind a massive singularity of solid darkness from which light cannot escape.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

braveheart
2016-07-14, 03:48 PM
I summon a brand new world thousands of light years away with its own ecosystem and intelligent species

Xihirli
2016-07-14, 05:53 PM
"Being far away" from something is NOT the same thing as defeating it!

I summon Superman to pick up the Black Hole and crush it.

Black Socks
2016-07-14, 07:42 PM
Well played, Xihirli.
I summon kryptonite

8BitNinja
2016-07-15, 01:09 AM
I summon the Illuminati, kryptonite's kryptonite

pendell
2016-07-15, 03:42 PM
I summon a real-world frame of reference. The Kryptonite, which does not exist in the periodic table of elements, promptly vanishes from existence.

The restored real world does NOT include that particular candle, by the way :smallamused:

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Xihirli
2016-07-15, 06:24 PM
I summon a real-world frame of reference. The Kryptonite, which does not exist in the periodic table of elements, promptly vanishes from existence.

The restored real world does NOT include that particular candle, by the way :smallamused:

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

What?
I summon a LOT of antimatter to dissolve the entire universe.

pendell
2016-07-15, 07:21 PM
I summon a larger magnetic bottle to contain the antimatter.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

8BitNinja
2016-07-15, 11:49 PM
I summon a Bunsen burner to heat up the bottle until it shatters

FlurryOfPosts
2016-07-16, 11:35 AM
I summon a void

Asmodean_
2016-07-16, 12:13 PM
I summon radiation (http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/gcsebitesize/science/aqa_pre_2011/energy/heatrev1.shtml).

8BitNinja
2016-07-17, 02:46 AM
I summon a lead box

Prince Zahn
2016-07-18, 06:29 AM
I summon salt water leaking into it.

8BitNinja
2016-07-19, 12:53 AM
I summon evaporation

Mister Tom
2016-07-19, 01:54 AM
I summon a small raincloud

Syldar
2016-07-19, 05:39 PM
I summon drought.

5a Violista
2016-07-19, 05:47 PM
I summon a larger rain cloud, ending the drought.

CrackedChair
2016-07-19, 05:51 PM
I summon Groundon

8BitNinja
2016-07-19, 11:31 PM
I summon Kyogre

Prince Zahn
2016-07-20, 04:23 AM
I summon a Master Ball.

Black Socks
2016-07-20, 08:15 AM
I summon a game crash.
And hey, what happened to Xihirili vs The Playground?

8BitNinja
2016-07-20, 01:27 PM
I summon a mod uninstaller and troubleshooter

Xihirli
2016-07-20, 08:14 PM
I summon missiles.
I don't know, Socks. Perhaps you could make one if you like.

8BitNinja
2016-07-20, 11:42 PM
I summon ABMs

Asmodean_
2016-07-21, 09:06 AM
I summon A-ABM-Ms
(anti-activity-based-management (https://www.google.co.uk/?espv=2#safe=active&q=define+ABM)-missiles)

8BitNinja
2016-07-21, 12:47 PM
I summon a Rod of God

braveheart
2016-07-21, 01:46 PM
I summon atheists

Xihirli
2016-07-21, 06:43 PM
I summon the nuclear arsenal of the former Soviet Union.

8BitNinja
2016-07-21, 11:29 PM
I summon atheists

Not sure if joke or not knowing what a Rod of God is.

I summon the fall of the Soviet Union

vinamilk
2016-07-21, 11:31 PM
Thanks you

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Libro
2016-07-22, 04:56 PM
I summon a metaphorical safety net.

5a Violista
2016-07-22, 06:10 PM
I summon the golden parachute (which is too heavy for the safety net, unfortunately).

Black Socks
2016-07-22, 06:51 PM
I summon a stock market crash.

Asmodean_
2016-07-23, 12:50 PM
I summon government stimulus.





I don't know whether that will make it better or worse but it works either way.

rooster707
2016-07-23, 01:12 PM
I summon inflation.

Xihirli
2016-07-23, 01:34 PM
I summon the destruction of all machines capable of making more money.

Black Socks
2016-07-23, 04:58 PM
I summon new technology.

5a Violista
2016-07-23, 05:02 PM
I summon the people who have to write the instruction manuals for the new technology.

rooster707
2016-07-23, 05:35 PM
I summon illiteracy.

Xihirli
2016-07-23, 07:11 PM
I summon annihilation of all life.

rooster707
2016-07-23, 08:55 PM
I summon God.

8BitNinja
2016-07-23, 10:34 PM
I summon God.

Is this allowed? I don't think you can win against this.

5a Violista
2016-07-23, 10:49 PM
I summon nothing, then, 'cause nothing can beat God. :smalltongue:

Blue Ghost
2016-07-24, 12:50 AM
I summon a ham sandwich, because a ham sandwich sure beats nothing. :smalltongue:

NotADragonYet
2016-07-24, 04:57 AM
I summon a college student.

Syldar
2016-07-24, 10:36 AM
I summon football.

Asmodean_
2016-07-24, 11:48 AM
I summon confusion as to what football this football refers to.

Depending on where you are it can mean soccer (UK), american football (USA), rugby league (NSW/VIC/ACT) or aussie rules (everywhere else in AUS)

Xihirli
2016-07-24, 01:40 PM
I summon knowledge of which country you are standing in.

Also, we had a whole thread dedicated to killing a god. You could have defeated a god by summoning Mistletoe or Fenrir.

NotADragonYet
2016-07-24, 08:17 PM
I summon a geography textbook.

8BitNinja
2016-07-25, 12:02 AM
I summon vandalism

5a Violista
2016-07-25, 01:50 AM
I summon artistic skill and integrity that turns the vandalism to pretty awesome graffiti.

Xihirli
2016-07-25, 11:30 AM
I summon the annihilation of all life.
No eyes, no beholders, no beauty.

Asmodean_
2016-07-25, 12:23 PM
I summon ctrl-z.

Black Socks
2016-07-25, 07:44 PM
I summon peanut butter in the keyboard.

8BitNinja
2016-07-25, 11:57 PM
I summon a dog

Xihirli
2016-07-26, 07:27 AM
I summon Atticus Finch.

8BitNinja
2016-07-26, 06:38 PM
I summon a hostile mockingbird (he won't kill it)

Black Socks
2016-07-27, 07:01 AM
I summon a hunter (he will!)

Asmodean_
2016-07-27, 12:38 PM
I summon PETA

Mister Tom
2016-07-27, 12:58 PM
I summon three dozen hungry adult Nile crocodiles.

8BitNinja
2016-07-27, 01:37 PM
I summon a howitzer

Xihirli
2016-07-27, 03:43 PM
I summon a guy with a stick of dynamite right next to the Howitzer.

rooster707
2016-07-27, 05:20 PM
I summon super glue, to glue the guy's hand to the dynamite.

Black Socks
2016-07-27, 05:37 PM
I summon Universal Solvent.

rooster707
2016-07-27, 08:41 PM
I summon Multiversal Solvent.

Xihirli
2016-07-27, 11:47 PM
I summon too much Multiversal Solute.

8BitNinja
2016-07-27, 11:50 PM
I summon antimatter