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Asmodean_
2016-07-28, 11:37 AM
I summon matter.

8BitNinja
2016-07-28, 10:23 PM
I summon nothing

Because it doesn't matter.

Libro
2016-07-29, 06:20 AM
I summon something, since something is better than nothing.

ViscountGrey
2016-07-29, 08:40 AM
I summon no TV and no beer, because no TV and no beer make Homer something something

Black Socks
2016-07-29, 04:59 PM
I summon a brewery and a TV-making factory

8BitNinja
2016-07-29, 11:41 PM
I summon a factory fire

Xihirli
2016-07-29, 11:54 PM
I summon a worldwide flood.

Asmodean_
2016-07-30, 03:03 AM
I summon a drain in Mariana Trench (https://what-if.xkcd.com/53/)

Syldar
2016-07-30, 10:08 AM
I summon a really big plug.

8BitNinja
2016-07-31, 04:51 AM
I summon Saitama (One Punch Man)

rooster707
2016-07-31, 04:48 PM
I summon Saitama (One Punch Man)

I summon One Half Punch Man.

8BitNinja
2016-07-31, 10:33 PM
I summon a Nokia phone

ViscountGrey
2016-08-01, 05:55 AM
I summon specifically the Nokia 3310

Mister Tom
2016-08-01, 06:28 AM
I summon superglue.

Syldar
2016-08-01, 09:25 AM
I summon anti-glue.

Black Socks
2016-08-01, 03:05 PM
I summon The One Glue To Rule Them All

Xihirli
2016-08-01, 03:22 PM
I summon a nuclear holocaust.

Libro
2016-08-01, 05:35 PM
I summon radiation shielding.

8BitNinja
2016-08-01, 11:25 PM
I summon deathclaws

Asmodean_
2016-08-02, 04:06 AM
I summon Rolled a 20...

I roll to punch my computer monitor after the fourth Deathclaw 1HKO in an hour.


Instead of destroying your monitor, you remove the code for Deathclaws while keeping the game operational.

ViscountGrey
2016-08-02, 08:14 AM
I summon Rolled a 1

braveheart
2016-08-02, 10:35 AM
I summon a reroll

Xihirli
2016-08-02, 03:00 PM
I summon planetwide extinction.

8BitNinja
2016-08-02, 11:00 PM
I summon a spaceship on course to a survivable planet

ViscountGrey
2016-08-03, 05:20 AM
I summon the Borg

Libro
2016-08-03, 11:58 AM
I summon the Zerg.

Asmodean_
2016-08-03, 03:40 PM
I summon google satire.

(for those of you who don't know, type zerg rush into google)

Xihirli
2016-08-03, 03:41 PM
I summon the universe imploding.

8BitNinja
2016-08-03, 11:30 PM
I summon planar shift

ViscountGrey
2016-08-04, 05:46 AM
I summon 500 mile inaccuracy

TurboGhast
2016-08-04, 08:39 AM
I summon the Pokémon move Lock-On.

Ninjaman
2016-08-04, 10:41 AM
I summon an ultra ball to catch the pokemon who uses the move.

Asmodean_
2016-08-04, 09:55 PM
I summon the three-shake escape.

8BitNinja
2016-08-04, 11:20 PM
I summon the masterball

braveheart
2016-08-05, 02:30 AM
I summon an owned Pokemon

Black Socks
2016-08-05, 07:08 AM
I summon a hammer to smash the Pokeball.

8BitNinja
2016-08-06, 12:26 AM
I summon the hammer eraser

Asmodean_
2016-08-06, 12:25 PM
I summon ctrl-z.

Xihirli
2016-08-06, 04:28 PM
I summon a hammer.

Hish
2016-08-07, 01:14 PM
I summon a nail gun

Ninjaman
2016-08-07, 01:22 PM
I summon a lack of nails.

Black Socks
2016-08-07, 04:44 PM
I summon your local hardware store

8BitNinja
2016-08-07, 11:27 PM
I summon a wrecking ball

Asmodean_
2016-08-08, 04:34 AM
I summon Miley Cyrus.

Libro
2016-08-08, 08:23 AM
I summon magical silence.

Xihirli
2016-08-08, 10:06 AM
I summon REALLY LOUD SOUNDS.

braveheart
2016-08-08, 12:00 PM
I summon a deaf man

GravGunner
2016-08-08, 01:30 PM
I summon a sign language interpreter

Hish
2016-08-08, 03:13 PM
I summon a war axe

Black Socks
2016-08-08, 05:33 PM
I summon a furnace to melt the axe

8BitNinja
2016-08-08, 11:57 PM
I summon Nitrogen Gas

ViscountGrey
2016-08-09, 03:24 AM
I summon leafy greens

Asmodean_
2016-08-09, 09:27 AM
I summon a picky child.

Dire Moose
2016-08-09, 11:03 AM
I summon a pack of ravenous hyenas.

Hish
2016-08-09, 02:13 PM
I summon a large volume of steak

Xihirli
2016-08-09, 02:14 PM
I summon a werewolf.

Ninjaman
2016-08-09, 04:55 PM
I summon silver bullets.

Stormbow
2016-08-09, 05:10 PM
I summon "dragonscale" bulletproof body armor.

8BitNinja
2016-08-09, 11:25 PM
I summon armor piercing rounds

Indarra
2016-08-09, 11:35 PM
I summon a tank.

ViscountGrey
2016-08-10, 07:22 AM
I summon a Fairchild Republic A-10 Tankbuster

braveheart
2016-08-10, 11:49 AM
I summon 12 10 inch thick steel walls

rooster707
2016-08-10, 02:18 PM
I summon a lightsaber.

Black Socks
2016-08-10, 03:12 PM
I summon General Grievous.

8BitNinja
2016-08-10, 11:29 PM
I summon Obi-Wan Kenobi

5a Violista
2016-08-11, 03:45 AM
I summon Qui-Gon Jinn to suggest a combination of bad ideas and good ideas, leading Obi-Wan down the path his life will later take.

ViscountGrey
2016-08-11, 06:51 AM
I summon Darth Maul

Black Socks
2016-08-11, 07:02 AM
I summon a reactor pit

braveheart
2016-08-11, 04:29 PM
I summon the Clone Wars (animated series, wherein maul is shown to be alive)

Syldar
2016-08-11, 07:11 PM
I summon a videotape of Palpatine talking about the downfall of the Jedi.

8BitNinja
2016-08-11, 11:37 PM
I summon propaganda

The-lost-Byte
2016-08-12, 01:16 PM
i summon a race to the moon!

braveheart
2016-08-12, 02:12 PM
I summon a lunar colony

Black Socks
2016-08-12, 06:57 PM
I summon a meteorite.

Libro
2016-08-12, 08:35 PM
I summon an asteroid.

Xihirli
2016-08-12, 09:56 PM
I summon Super Shadow.

braveheart
2016-08-13, 10:42 AM
I summon brainwashing

Ninjaman
2016-08-13, 05:03 PM
I summon a lack of neuro soap.

Asmodean_
2016-08-14, 04:18 PM
I summon a green eco-friendly alternative.

8BitNinja
2016-08-14, 11:17 PM
I summon lack of money to carry out using the product

ViscountGrey
2016-08-15, 06:29 AM
I summon the Star Trek currency-free utopia

Hish
2016-08-15, 09:10 AM
I summon a lack of antimatter
EVERYTHING IS POWERED BY ANTIMATER

Xihirli
2016-08-15, 03:38 PM
I summon a LOT of antimatter.

braveheart
2016-08-15, 03:47 PM
I summon an equal amount of matter

Asmodean_
2016-08-15, 06:26 PM
I summon uncertain conditions that mean there's about a billionth more matter.

8BitNinja
2016-08-15, 11:44 PM
I summon answers

Prince Zahn
2016-08-16, 04:27 AM
I summon an entirely unrelated context and blown - out proportions.

Black Socks
2016-08-16, 07:22 AM
I summon a watchdog group

Syldar
2016-08-16, 07:32 AM
I summon LOOOOORRRRD HATEEEEERRRRR!!!!

Asmodean_
2016-08-16, 11:48 AM
I summon Lord Dominator


Ż\_(ツ)_/Ż

Xihirli
2016-08-16, 12:52 PM
I summon a fatal mob stabbing.

braveheart
2016-08-16, 03:07 PM
I summon a fatal mass shooting

8BitNinja
2016-08-16, 11:37 PM
I summon the police

Asmodean_
2016-08-17, 01:47 AM
I summon NWA.






You know which song I mean.

Ninjaman
2016-08-17, 01:15 PM
I summon a split up.

Xihirli
2016-08-17, 02:30 PM
I summon nuclear fusion.

braveheart
2016-08-17, 05:14 PM
I summon nuclear fission

8BitNinja
2016-08-18, 12:07 AM
I summon antimatter

Asmodean_
2016-08-18, 02:39 AM
I don't suppose I'm allowed to summon an equal amount of matter or we'll be stuck in this loop for weeks.

I summon the ability to turn everything on earth into its antimatter counterpart so nobody notices the antimatter.

ben-zayb
2016-08-18, 02:39 AM
I summon a new "no repeated summons (like antimatter) on the same thread page" rule.

Ninjaman
2016-08-18, 07:35 AM
I summon a new page

braveheart
2016-08-18, 11:28 AM
I summon fire

Asmodean_
2016-08-18, 12:10 PM
I summon a water-type.

Kantaki
2016-08-18, 12:44 PM
I summon lightning.

Xihirli
2016-08-18, 04:37 PM
I summon MORE LIGHTNING

Black Socks
2016-08-18, 05:36 PM
I summon a lightning rod.

braveheart
2016-08-18, 05:40 PM
I summon a light saber

8BitNinja
2016-08-18, 11:50 PM
I summon a cortosis shield

ViscountGrey
2016-08-19, 05:26 AM
I summon reality

Hish
2016-08-19, 02:54 PM
I summon the snarl OOTS reference!

braveheart
2016-08-19, 03:51 PM
I summon the gates

Black Socks
2016-08-19, 03:55 PM
I summon JOHN CENA!!!!!

rooster707
2016-08-19, 06:24 PM
I summon Roman Reigns and his Mild Smugness.

Libro
2016-08-19, 07:01 PM
I summon cluelessness :smallconfused:

8BitNinja
2016-08-19, 11:18 PM
I summon knowledge

Asmodean_
2016-08-20, 08:28 AM
I summon distrust.

Black Socks
2016-08-20, 12:25 PM
I summon a lie detector

Libro
2016-08-20, 01:33 PM
I summon a malfunction.

braveheart
2016-08-20, 01:50 PM
I summon a repair man

Hish
2016-08-20, 02:42 PM
I summon a massive workload

Danboy-D
2016-08-20, 03:16 PM
I summon a powerful Illusionist with his Simulacrums'

8BitNinja
2016-08-21, 03:47 AM
I summon the lens of truth and an average fighter

braveheart
2016-08-21, 01:29 PM
I summon a superior combatant

Syldar
2016-08-21, 02:43 PM
I summon a meteor.

Ninjaman
2016-08-21, 04:56 PM
I summon a huge tennis racket.

Asmodean_
2016-08-21, 06:33 PM
I summon shoddy workmanship.

Xihirli
2016-08-21, 10:49 PM
I summon a nuke.

8BitNinja
2016-08-21, 11:13 PM
I summon a nuke.

I summon Vault-Tec

braveheart
2016-08-22, 02:14 PM
I summon a protagonist

8BitNinja
2016-08-22, 11:26 PM
I summon bad fanfiction

Prince Zahn
2016-08-23, 02:41 AM
I summon the Mets
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/megaman/images/1/10/MMBNMettaurs.png/revision/latest?cb=20141020122823

to attack the author and destroy the work.

Xihirli
2016-08-23, 05:43 AM
I summon Aragorn's Ghost Army to kill the Mets.

Syldar
2016-08-23, 07:30 AM
I summon a level 20 cleric.

braveheart
2016-08-23, 09:36 AM
I summon rocks, they fall and everyone dies

ben-zayb
2016-08-23, 06:41 PM
I summon paper

8BitNinja
2016-08-23, 10:51 PM
I summon scissors

Prince Zahn
2016-08-24, 06:08 AM
I summon an incinerator.

braveheart
2016-08-24, 10:05 AM
i summon a ring of fire immunity

ben-zayb
2016-08-24, 02:53 PM
I summon The One Ring to rule them all

Ninjaman
2016-08-24, 04:38 PM
I summon mount doom.

8BitNinja
2016-08-24, 11:18 PM
I summon cold fusion bombs

Libro
2016-08-26, 02:05 PM
I summon a containment field.

braveheart
2016-08-26, 03:02 PM
I summon a breach

8BitNinja
2016-08-26, 11:52 PM
I summon the guards

Syldar
2016-08-27, 08:43 AM
I summon a misspelling into the far more useless GARDS.

8BitNinja
2016-08-28, 03:08 AM
I summon autocorrect

Asmodean_
2016-08-28, 09:49 AM
I summon a small screen rendering autocorrect inaccurate at best.

Xihirli
2016-08-28, 09:50 AM
I summon a hammer.

ben-zayb
2016-08-28, 10:01 AM
I summon an enchantment that allows the hammer to only be wielded by worthy beings

braveheart
2016-08-28, 11:22 AM
I summon an AI, and mix it with ancient magics

Generic-Guy
2016-08-28, 04:29 PM
I summon our typical 'hit first, never ask questions'-player.

8BitNinja
2016-08-28, 11:34 PM
I summon the player's Grandma

ben-zayb
2016-08-28, 11:55 PM
I summon The Big Bad Wolf

Yael
2016-08-29, 01:44 AM
I summon Barnes.

Vivee
2016-08-29, 12:40 PM
I summon a noble. (BARNES AND NOBLE??? GET IT??? HAHAHAHAHAH i hate myself)

Kantaki
2016-08-29, 01:42 PM
I summon revolting peasants.

8BitNinja
2016-08-29, 11:36 PM
I summon the king's army

Libro
2016-08-30, 11:40 AM
I summon Humpty Dumpty, since "all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Humpty together again." :smallbiggrin:

braveheart
2016-08-30, 01:55 PM
I summon a team of engineers since bumpy prnably didn't have any on staff

Vivee
2016-08-30, 05:48 PM
I summon a spy.


SPY'S SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!

ben-zayb
2016-08-30, 07:01 PM
I summon counter-espionage disinformation

8BitNinja
2016-08-30, 11:15 PM
I summon decent intel

5a Violista
2016-08-30, 11:48 PM
I summon a distinct lack of people to tell the intel to.

Asmodean_
2016-08-31, 09:13 AM
I summon a bizzare but effective recruitment tactic.

Generic-Guy
2016-08-31, 11:30 AM
I summon counter-propaganda.

Black Socks
2016-08-31, 11:48 AM
I summon the thought police.

Kantaki
2016-08-31, 12:49 PM
I summon thoughtlessness.

Libro
2016-08-31, 02:26 PM
I summon a telepath to give you thoughts.

Prince Zahn
2016-08-31, 02:29 PM
I summon galebs duhr as many and as far as the eye can see.

Generic-Guy
2016-08-31, 03:40 PM
I summon galebs duhr as many and as far as the eye can see.

I summon blindness.

ben-zayb
2016-08-31, 04:44 PM
I summon echolocation

5a Violista
2016-08-31, 05:01 PM
I summon an intense fear of bats.

Generic-Guy
2016-08-31, 05:20 PM
I summon a the a...
the first Joker! (criminal Mastermind!)

Yael
2016-08-31, 08:45 PM
I summon just a theory...

braveheart
2016-08-31, 09:37 PM
I summon A FILM THEORY

8BitNinja
2016-09-01, 12:13 AM
I summon a sociopathic socialist version of Mario. :smallbiggrin:

Asmodean_
2016-09-01, 11:12 AM
I summon Game Theory because that's where that came from.

8BitNinja
2016-09-02, 03:39 AM
I summon super defensive fans who will never believe that Link is dead or that Luigi is evil.

5a Violista
2016-09-02, 04:25 AM
I summon the proof that clearly demonstrates that Link didn‘t die until years later.

Also, I summon the proof of Mario‘s abusive nature, which sheds light into Luigi‘s actions.

This causes the super defensive fans to split into two groups: those who support the first proof and those who are against the second proof. They self-destruct in the confusion.

Generic-Guy
2016-09-02, 06:48 AM
I sommon lavander town.

Black Socks
2016-09-02, 07:20 AM
I summon an adventuring 10-year-old and his electric mouse.

Generic-Guy
2016-09-02, 07:42 AM
I summon porygon.

Syldar
2016-09-02, 08:20 AM
I summon ctrl-alt-del.

Libro
2016-09-02, 08:44 AM
I summon:
Wire cutters to cut the cable that connects your keyboard to your computer.
If you have a wireless keyboard that transmits signals to the computer, instead you get a faraday cage.
If you have a laptop or keypad built into the device, instead you get a short circuit in the keyboard.
If you are using a touch-screen keyboard, you instead have the screen shatter.

I prepared contingency this morning.

ben-zayb
2016-09-02, 10:11 AM
I summon 100% Wireless Technology

Hish
2016-09-02, 03:09 PM
I summon a large electromagnetic pulse

Dire Moose
2016-09-03, 02:27 AM
I summon a big sheet of lead.

Asmodean_
2016-09-03, 03:20 AM
I summon an ethno-centric bitch to oppress culture.

Vivee
2016-09-04, 07:40 PM
I summon tumblr.

8BitNinja
2016-09-05, 09:21 PM
I summon Anonymous to hack Tumblr

ben-zayb
2016-09-05, 11:53 PM
I summon a worldwide ban on Guy Fawkes masks

Generic-Guy
2016-09-06, 02:01 AM
I summon false goattees. Because nobody lnos who you are if you where a false goattee!

Libro
2016-09-06, 07:04 AM
I summon an obscure creature that eats only false goatees.

Generic-Guy
2016-09-06, 07:32 AM
i summon disbelive.

Syldar
2016-09-06, 08:13 AM
I summon the knowledge that that isn't a summon in any sense of the word.

Vivee
2016-09-06, 10:28 AM
I summon my screwed up logic.

braveheart
2016-09-06, 11:19 AM
I summon a logic course to enroll you in

Asmodean_
2016-09-06, 11:22 AM
I summon overbooking.

ben-zayb
2016-09-06, 04:25 PM
I summon alternative learning systems that don't require human instructors.

Black Socks
2016-09-06, 04:30 PM
I summon grumpy old geezers complaining about the good old days when they would walk uphill in the snow to their learning systems that required human instructors, both ways!

Generic-Guy
2016-09-06, 04:37 PM
I summon the good old times, before the robots took over the education system and themedia. Good old tmes, where cats was riding broomer cleanerbots to the sunset... yeah 1825 was a good year for the roman empire...chrrrrr...chrrrr...

Ninjaed by the same idea...

Ok, i summon medling kids and a dog.

8BitNinja
2016-09-07, 02:01 AM
I summon a plot twist to an overused plot twist.

Generic-Guy
2016-09-07, 02:35 AM
i summon a TvTrope for that.

Black Socks
2016-09-07, 02:56 PM
I summon The Other Wiki

That's what they call Wikipedia over on TvTropes.

8BitNinja
2016-09-07, 09:05 PM
I summon a leak

A wiki leak

Xihirli
2016-09-07, 10:53 PM
I summon the extinction of all life.

ben-zayb
2016-09-07, 11:25 PM
I summon people with no life.

Shortstuff
2016-09-08, 12:48 AM
I summon idle games.

Asmodean_
2016-09-08, 12:36 PM
I summon the urge to put more and more into the idle games until they're basically just games.


(lookin' at you, anti-idle the game)

Libro
2016-09-08, 02:44 PM
I summon D&D, a superior game to most that have been made.

Generic-Guy
2016-09-08, 04:22 PM
I summon a bunch of plot-contra munchkins in a railroaded adventure lead by a terrible 'It doesn't work, do what the NPC says...'-DM or a less subtil 'This is MY World and You must OBEY!'-DM.

8BitNinja
2016-09-09, 01:19 AM
I summon Vampire: The Masquerade players.

braveheart
2016-09-09, 01:51 PM
I summon players from a vampire hunters campaign

8BitNinja
2016-09-11, 12:43 AM
I summon a controversy over RPGs

Generic-Guy
2016-09-12, 06:41 PM
I summon someone saying "RPG's are to blame for our problems! Just look at this bloodthhirsty amok who played GTA!". He obvious has no idea what we mean and is uncooperativ...

8BitNinja
2016-09-13, 02:53 AM
I summon confusion over what RPG means

They think we're talking about a Russian Rocket Launcher.

Syldar
2016-09-13, 07:53 AM
I summon an explanation for what the abbreviations mean.

pendell
2016-09-14, 01:02 PM
I summon a wiki saboteur to subtly corrupt all the entries so that no one can agree on what any one entry means.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Black Socks
2016-09-14, 02:24 PM
I summon a website that draws in all the people of that sort, creating a terrible environment.
*cough cough*4chan*cough cough*

Hish
2016-09-14, 04:31 PM
I summon another website, allowing other people to ignore the previous website.

8BitNinja
2016-09-14, 11:32 PM
I summon a 404 error

MaddNCrayzee
2016-09-19, 04:48 PM
I summon a Troubleshoot option.

ben-zayb
2016-09-19, 04:56 PM
I summon the Windows version of Troubleshoot

Hish
2016-09-19, 05:48 PM
I summon a mac

8BitNinja
2016-09-19, 11:29 PM
I summon a hammer

Prince Zahn
2016-09-20, 02:15 AM
I summon an Orb of Annihilation.

Syldar
2016-09-20, 07:40 AM
I summon a leering green devil face to stick it in.

8BitNinja
2016-09-20, 05:26 PM
I summon antimatter

Sniccups
2016-09-25, 12:35 PM
I summon a mod to ban antimatter from this thread.

Thisguy_
2016-09-25, 12:46 PM
I summon an outdated MCP to frustrate the mod.

8BitNinja
2016-09-25, 03:31 PM
I summon the banhammer

Vivee
2016-09-26, 03:47 PM
I summon ban appeal.

8BitNinja
2016-09-26, 08:02 PM
I summon rejection

Libro
2016-09-27, 10:56 AM
I summon a change of heart

Syldar
2016-09-27, 02:32 PM
I summon Flowey, and his lack of one.

Mister Tom
2016-09-27, 03:45 PM
I summon a lawnmower. One which hasn't been sharpened in years.

Hish
2016-09-27, 07:06 PM
I summon particularly tough grass

Asmodean_
2016-09-28, 12:18 PM
I summon a fire type.

Sniccups
2016-09-28, 03:33 PM
I summon Groundwater.
Ground and Water both beat Fire.

Vivee
2016-09-28, 03:53 PM
I summon a grass type with x4 super-effectiveness and STAB.

Both ground and water are weak to grass in the Pokemon games. STAB stands for same type attack bonus, meaning if a pokemon uses a move the same type as it, it is slightly stronger.

Kantaki
2016-09-28, 04:00 PM
I summon a swarm of locusts.

Mister Tom
2016-09-28, 04:39 PM
A hailstorm. And maybe a tornado or two.

8BitNinja
2016-09-28, 05:23 PM
I summon a basement

Sniccups
2016-09-28, 06:07 PM
I summon cement, to fill the basement.

braveheart
2016-09-28, 09:15 PM
I summon high explosives to remove the cement

Libro
2016-09-28, 09:43 PM
I summon implosives, to contain the explosion.

8BitNinja
2016-09-28, 11:29 PM
I summon a world where explosives and implosives don't exist

Kantaki
2016-09-29, 05:08 AM
I summon a sufficiently motivated mad scientist.

Vivee
2016-09-29, 11:43 AM
I summon procrastination.

Asmodean_
2016-09-29, 12:45 PM
I summon one of those apps that's supposed to stop procrastination.