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Sniccups
2016-09-29, 03:35 PM
I summon a lack of electricity.

8BitNinja
2016-09-29, 11:28 PM
I summon fire.

Kantaki
2016-09-30, 03:46 AM
I summon rain.

Syldar
2016-09-30, 08:26 AM
I summon a laser grid to evaporate raindrops before they douse the fire.

Asmodean_
2016-09-30, 12:46 PM
I summon the fact that this is really, really, not a good idea. (https://what-if.xkcd.com/119/)

Xihirli
2016-09-30, 05:46 PM
I summon perseverence and an inability to learn from mistakes!

8BitNinja
2016-10-01, 04:57 AM
I summon some wisdom

ericgrau
2016-10-01, 10:05 AM
I summon Costco sized Patron.

http://costcocouple.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Patron-Silver-Tequila-Costco-1-640x480.jpg

Mister Tom
2016-10-01, 01:17 PM
I summon a virus to wipe out this year's citrus fruit crop.

Kantaki
2016-10-01, 01:48 PM
I summon genetic engineering to make the citrus trees immune to the virus.

8BitNinja
2016-10-02, 01:50 AM
I summon the Phoenix Connexion

ericgrau
2016-10-02, 11:20 AM
I summon Seal Team 6.

8BitNinja
2016-10-02, 03:26 PM
I summon the aliens from Independence Day.

Hish
2016-10-02, 05:50 PM
I summon the humans from Independence Day.

Kantaki
2016-10-02, 06:27 PM
I summon a Vogon fleet.

Libro
2016-10-02, 10:00 PM
........ eh, why not....I summon the entire sum of space vessels from the Babylon 5 TV series.:smallcool:

8BitNinja
2016-10-02, 11:20 PM
I summon Saitama (That's allowed, right?)

Sniccups
2016-10-03, 04:01 PM
How in the world do you beat Saitama? This is why Chuck Norris isn't allowed.

Oh, wait...

I summon Monkey King Bambina.

8BitNinja
2016-10-03, 11:21 PM
I summon a well placed pitfall to Earth's core

ben-zayb
2016-10-05, 09:00 PM
I summon extratrrrestrial debris to fill that pit

8BitNinja
2016-10-06, 07:57 PM
I summon mega maid

Libro
2016-10-06, 10:47 PM
I summon that which my cat leaveth in his litter box. No maid could get paid enough to put up with it :smallyuk:

Asmodean_
2016-10-07, 11:47 AM
I summon Carl Sagan
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100803.gif

8BitNinja
2016-10-07, 02:51 PM
I summon a counter theory

Black Socks
2016-10-07, 02:56 PM
I summon an absentminded professor.

Libro
2016-10-07, 05:50 PM
I summon the mother or significant other of said absentminded professor.


I summon Carl Sagan
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100803.gif

Could that logic be flipped to say that stars are made of cat poop? ...because that would be hilarious. :smallbiggrin:

8BitNinja
2016-10-09, 12:33 PM
I summon a wall separating them.

Kantaki
2016-10-09, 01:02 PM
I summon demands to tear the wall down.

Ninjaman
2016-10-10, 04:33 AM
I summon the night's watch.

Syldar
2016-10-10, 07:48 AM
I summon a bunch of dragons.

ericgrau
2016-10-10, 02:35 PM
I summon a high level adventurer.

braveheart
2016-10-10, 02:58 PM
I summon a disgruntled GM

Kantaki
2016-10-10, 04:51 PM
I summon food to bribe the DM.

8BitNinja
2016-10-10, 09:09 PM
I summon a late delivery.

Syldar
2016-10-11, 07:47 AM
I summon teleportation.

Libro
2016-10-11, 11:03 PM
I summon a time-space disruption.

Sniccups
2016-10-12, 10:49 AM
I summon the Higgs boson.

8BitNinja
2016-10-12, 06:06 PM
I summon revised laws of physics

Hish
2016-10-12, 07:40 PM
I summon a love of the old ways.

"Back in my day, we didn't have subatomic particles."

Leewei
2016-10-13, 03:35 PM
I summon those damned kids not getting off your lawn.

Kantaki
2016-10-13, 05:25 PM
I summon a evil witch that eats the children.

Yael
2016-10-13, 06:32 PM
I summon Bugs Bunny.

8BitNinja
2016-10-13, 09:16 PM
I summon a certain movie that involves the Looney Times and Michael Jordan.

ericgrau
2016-10-15, 05:01 PM
I summon a substitute teacher with no other kids video to play.

Sniccups
2016-10-17, 05:14 PM
I summon a lesson plan.

Libro
2016-10-18, 07:31 PM
I summon a malcontent housecat.

a.k.a. mother nature's paper shredder

ben-zayb
2016-10-19, 12:43 AM
I summon Jerry and Tweety.

Yael
2016-10-20, 12:09 PM
I summon a racoon named Woo.

ericgrau
2016-10-21, 08:56 AM
I summon animal control.

Libro
2016-10-21, 03:27 PM
I summon mind-controlled Daleks to EXTERMINATE the animal control.

Mister Tom
2016-10-21, 06:18 PM
I summon a flight of stairs. And no, you may not use modern daleks.

8BitNinja
2016-10-22, 04:30 PM
I summon a wood plank

Kantaki
2016-10-22, 05:20 PM
I summon Max&Moritz.
Specifically from their third prank.

They use(d) a saw to cut a piece out of a (small) wooden "bridge"- basically a better plank -so it would break when they lure their victim walks over it.

8BitNinja
2016-10-23, 10:34 AM
I summon an actual bridge

Xihirli
2016-10-24, 04:57 PM
I summon a LOT of fire.
A cement bridge, you say?
I summon seven LOTs of fire.

ericgrau
2016-10-25, 07:45 AM
I summon a monsoon.

pendell
2016-10-25, 02:17 PM
I summon a cold front, diverting the monsoon.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Sniccups
2016-10-26, 04:53 PM
I summon a hurricane.

8BitNinja
2016-10-26, 06:55 PM
I summon a basement

pendell
2016-10-27, 09:17 AM
I summon a ghost in the basement, of a girl who died a horrible death years ago and has been waiting, waiting for someone to enter the basement so she can take her bitter and cruel revenge ...

Happy halloween!

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Libro
2016-10-27, 10:48 AM
I summon a cleric capable of turning undead.

GreyStormcrow
2016-10-27, 11:24 AM
I summon a ghost in the basement, of a girl who died a horrible death years ago and has been waiting, waiting for someone to enter the basement so she can take her bitter and cruel revenge ...

Happy halloween!

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.


I summon a cleric capable of turning undead.
I summon a sniper to shoot the Cleric.

pendell
2016-10-27, 05:37 PM
I summon Simo Hayha (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4) as a countersniper.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Yael
2016-10-27, 06:38 PM
I summon illegal wikipedia editions.

Seto
2016-10-27, 06:40 PM
I summon a power outage.

8BitNinja
2016-10-27, 11:17 PM
I summon a backup generator

GreyStormcrow
2016-10-28, 12:28 AM
I summon a psychotic hitman who really hates machinery.

DracoknightZero
2016-10-28, 05:41 AM
I summon a psychotherapist to deal with the hitmans irrational hate for machinery.

hector212121
2016-10-28, 11:06 AM
I summon Hannibal Lecter. Because, well, hannibal lectures.

Sniccups
2016-10-28, 04:13 PM
I summon Hannyabal (from One Piece)

ericgrau
2016-10-29, 03:41 PM
Okay I summon Luffy from One Piece.

hector212121
2016-10-29, 04:47 PM
I summon Goffu (https://youtu.be/YRbKZRp2Fb4).

8BitNinja
2016-10-30, 12:49 AM
I summon the world's dankest meme

Libro
2016-11-01, 12:44 PM
I summon a lantern archon with a bright, happy meme.

8BitNinja
2016-11-01, 06:34 PM
I summon smite good (sorry, old friend)

Xieko
2016-11-01, 07:36 PM
I summon a bunch of dragonslayers

hector212121
2016-11-01, 07:43 PM
I summon a dragon... a skeletal one, that is!

Libro
2016-11-01, 09:42 PM
I summon 50 10ft cubes of holy water.


I summon a bunch of dragonslayers
How does that defeat smite good?:smallconfused:

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-01, 10:00 PM
I summon a Rogue with Dust of Dryness.

pendell
2016-11-02, 04:07 PM
I summon an epic-level fighter with a Hackmaster +12 to deal with the rogue.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Xihirli
2016-11-02, 04:45 PM
I summon any PC class other than a fighter and 3.5 mechanics.

8BitNinja
2016-11-02, 10:32 PM
I summon Heironeous

hector212121
2016-11-02, 11:45 PM
I summon Old Man Henderson.

(Surely, if he can kill Hastur, he can take on a pitiful non-elder god!)

pendell
2016-11-03, 03:08 PM
I summon the GM. Rocks fall, everyone dies.

Tongue-in-cheek,


Brian P.

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-03, 05:23 PM
I summon poisoned pizza.

Hish
2016-11-03, 05:30 PM
I summon teenagers. They can make any pizza disappear.

8BitNinja
2016-11-03, 07:52 PM
I summon a cranky old man

hector212121
2016-11-03, 10:03 PM
I summon the narrator of How Not To Be Seen.

Xihirli
2016-11-04, 09:38 AM
I summon the inevitable and unstoppable flow of time combined with the mortality of the narrator.

pendell
2016-11-04, 10:10 AM
I summon a physicist to demonstrate that time is an illusion, and that thanks to parallel universe theory the old man need never die -- he will always be alive , in some universe, somewhere.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Yael
2016-11-04, 01:30 PM
I summon Ed.
http://k34.kn3.net/1560F0CC9.gif

Libro
2016-11-04, 06:04 PM
I summon a +7 cartoon-bane mallet and my many years of intense dislike of that show. :smallfurious:
An epic paladin's smite will have nothing on this...

Hish
2016-11-04, 07:41 PM
I summon anger management classes.

hector212121
2016-11-04, 07:52 PM
I summon anger AT management.

8BitNinja
2016-11-06, 02:32 AM
I summon video games. According to some (uninformed) people, they make you violent.

hector212121
2016-11-06, 02:39 AM
I summon a power outage.

ericgrau
2016-11-06, 08:24 AM
I summon a repair crew.

Xihirli
2016-11-07, 06:26 AM
I summon the great goddess Lolth.

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-07, 06:44 AM
I summon the great goddess Lolth.
I summon Exterminatus, the god of Raid.

Syldar
2016-11-07, 08:45 AM
I summon Evolvus, god of adapting to less-than-favorable circumstances.

Mister Tom
2016-11-07, 02:43 PM
I summon a political party who shall remain nameless, who prevent the teaching of evolution in schools thus denying evolves the belief that sustains him.

braveheart
2016-11-07, 03:12 PM
I summon a terrible orange candidate for said party

8BitNinja
2016-11-07, 04:57 PM
I summon an actual orange

hector212121
2016-11-07, 05:04 PM
I summon a pirate with scurvy.

Yarr.

Yael
2016-11-07, 05:25 PM
I summon a Ninja.

braveheart
2016-11-07, 05:34 PM
I summon antininjas

hector212121
2016-11-07, 06:24 PM
I summon Noninjas.... As in, literally anyone but ninjas.

Xihirli
2016-11-07, 07:38 PM
I summon ninjas.
I kid.
I summon a LOT of nukes.

hector212121
2016-11-07, 07:40 PM
I summon... Godzilla. Duh. :P

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-07, 09:55 PM
I summon... Godzilla. Duh. :P
I summon Charles Xavier. Godzilla changes his mind.

Yael
2016-11-08, 12:50 AM
I summon a ring of mind blank.

hector212121
2016-11-08, 12:54 AM
I summon a rust eater.

Sniccups
2016-11-08, 07:08 AM
I summon gold plating.

Xihirli
2016-11-08, 10:40 AM
I summon a hammer.

Mister Tom
2016-11-08, 05:29 PM
I summon woodworm in the handle

8BitNinja
2016-11-08, 11:20 PM
I summon a new handle

ben-zayb
2016-11-09, 06:29 AM
I summon MC Hammer on this handle, so that you can't touch this.

Xihirli
2016-11-10, 08:36 PM
I summon Vesuvius.

pendell
2016-11-10, 08:49 PM
I summon an inactive core for the earth. No geo activity = no volcanic activity.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Sniccups
2016-11-11, 07:01 AM
I summon the Sun.

Xihirli, I think that you're sort of missing the point of this game.

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-11, 08:05 AM
I summon Starkiller Base to eat the sun.

pendell
2016-11-11, 10:31 AM
I summon a pair of rebellious teenagers, one a force-sensitive skywalker descendant and the other a defecting stormtrooper, who spend most of the story bickering with each other, to blow up Starkiller base in the last five minutes of the show.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

hector212121
2016-11-11, 11:03 AM
I summon a few soldiers with grenade launchers. The heat from the skywalker descendant's lightsaber triggers a grenade when he tries to parry it.

Mister Tom
2016-11-11, 03:56 PM
I summon a competent press regulatory body. ( this probably doesn't make sense on both sides of the pond; the sun is nominally a newspaper. imagine Fox News in print. Or better, don't.)

pendell
2016-11-11, 05:27 PM
I summon a tycoon to publish the equivalent of "the Quibbler" which everyone reads instead of the approved media. Oh, and because it's technically entertainment instead of news the regulatory body has no jurisdiction.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Black Socks
2016-11-11, 05:30 PM
I summon a bunch of people in black cloaks who kidnap the editor's daughter. Their name? Umm.... the 'Sleep Snackers'.

hector212121
2016-11-11, 06:56 PM
I summon a lawyer from Snickers, who sues them for having a part of their name too close to Snickers.

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-11, 07:31 PM
I suumon a carbosilicate amorph with a plasgun.

8BitNinja
2016-11-11, 11:57 PM
I summon common English.

hector212121
2016-11-12, 02:12 AM
I summon outlandish terminology.

(The amorph is a reference to Schlock Mercenary, btw: http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-06-12 is where it starts)

Mister Tom
2016-11-12, 04:43 PM
I summon someone who actually understands your terminology.

Xihirli
2016-11-12, 10:17 PM
Xihirli, I think that you're sort of missing the point of this game.

I summon a new point to this game.

8BitNinja
2016-11-13, 02:07 PM
I summon law, tradition, and order

ericgrau
2016-11-13, 07:36 PM
I summon a revolutionary army.

8BitNinja
2016-11-13, 08:09 PM
I summon a better equipped army with more disciplined soldiers.

Hish
2016-11-13, 09:12 PM
I summon guerrilla tactics.

8BitNinja
2016-11-13, 11:09 PM
I summon gorilla tactics

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-14, 12:00 AM
I summon a plumber.

hector212121
2016-11-14, 01:45 AM
I summon a turtle with a spiked shell.

Hish
2016-11-14, 03:05 AM
I summon a poorly planned battle over a pit of lava.

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-14, 04:20 AM
I summon a blue-robed necromancer.

Ninjaman
2016-11-14, 04:48 PM
I summon an army of clerics.

pendell
2016-11-14, 05:26 PM
I summon an army of atheists, led by Richard Dawkins and whoever it is writes Oatmeal.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

8BitNinja
2016-11-14, 06:58 PM
I summon a nano virus

Xihirli
2016-11-14, 10:43 PM
I summon a star to envelop the entire planet
To stop a virus, you have to kill EVERYTHING. That's what Drow doctors tell me anyways.

Yael
2016-11-15, 04:36 PM
I summon Star Platinum.

8BitNinja
2016-11-15, 07:40 PM
I summon Star Iron

Iron is tougher than platinum

hector212121
2016-11-15, 07:45 PM
I summon Star Power (http://www.starpowercomic.com/comic/chapter-1/?nav=next)

Libro
2016-11-16, 09:31 PM
I summon a black hole.

Mister Tom
2016-11-17, 01:53 PM
I summon a road runner :smalltongue:

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-17, 01:57 PM
I summon a tortoise. Slow and steady wins the race.

8BitNinja
2016-11-17, 08:14 PM
I summon Internet Explorer, applying the same logic.

ericgrau
2016-11-17, 10:14 PM
I summon an incompatible webpage.

TheManicMonocle
2016-11-19, 06:55 AM
I summon mozilla firefox

hector212121
2016-11-19, 12:38 PM
I summon The Chosen One (https://youtu.be/PCtr04cnx5A)

Masema
2016-11-20, 10:12 PM
I summon The Chosen One (https://youtu.be/PCtr04cnx5A)

I summon BSOD.

ericgrau
2016-11-21, 12:06 PM
I summon replacement hardware.

Xihirli
2016-11-21, 12:39 PM
I summon planetary annihilation.

Masema
2016-11-21, 01:49 PM
I summon planetary annihilation.

I summon Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Quild
2016-11-23, 10:28 AM
I summon memes on 42 from people who actually never read H2G2.

Markozeta
2016-11-23, 12:42 PM
I summon memes featuring pi from people who don't use trigonometry.

Masema
2016-11-23, 01:06 PM
I summon a fixed point decimal programming language.

pendell
2016-11-23, 02:04 PM
I summon a Windows OS upgrade which renders the compiler for the aforesaid programming language nigh-unuseable.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Xihirli
2016-11-24, 09:48 AM
I summon a hammer.

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-24, 10:39 AM
I summon an army of angry nails out for revenge.

Masema
2016-11-24, 01:21 PM
I summon a nail clipper.

Mister Tom
2016-11-24, 02:00 PM
I summon a four-year-old, who presumably must have put it somewhere.

ericgrau
2016-11-24, 02:38 PM
I summon a 6 year old bully.

Markozeta
2016-11-24, 04:04 PM
I summon toys that come alive.

Yael
2016-11-24, 04:40 PM
I summon a kid with violent tendencies and a little sister.

I summon Pixar.

hector212121
2016-11-24, 11:10 PM
I summon Collegehumor (https://youtu.be/FFK_XuVqsCQ).

Xihirli
2016-11-25, 01:35 PM
I summon the fact that Pixar is WAY stronger than Collegehumor DESPITE Cars 2.

8BitNinja
2016-11-25, 11:51 PM
I summon Big Brother to change the facts.

Collegehumor is not better than Pixar, nor is it the other way around. It is as funny as Big Brother wants it to be.

Masema
2016-11-26, 12:28 AM
I summon Survivor

8BitNinja
2016-11-27, 11:36 PM
I summon every other role from Town of Salem

Xihirli
2016-11-28, 01:21 PM
I summon Joshua and the Israelites to conquer Salem and make it Jerusalem.
I also summon tracks for them.

Markozeta
2016-11-28, 02:21 PM
I summon Larry-boy

Mister Tom
2016-11-28, 06:31 PM
I summon an artillery barrage

CrackedChair
2016-11-28, 07:35 PM
I summon Air units.

Xihirli
2016-11-28, 11:41 PM
I summon an atmosphere made of fire.

8BitNinja
2016-11-28, 11:50 PM
I summon 100 Billion pounds of TNT

Yes, you can use TNT to put out fires.

anotherthumb
2016-11-29, 04:53 AM
I summon Harry Potter. Because no matter what if it is about him, he will succeed.

Syldar
2016-11-29, 08:53 AM
I summon the destruction of all life.

The Xihirli approach has something going for it.

Markozeta
2016-11-29, 10:31 AM
I summon Mars, the only planet known to be colonized by robots.

pendell
2016-11-29, 12:13 PM
I summon small unicellular bacteria on Mars, which eventually outlasts the robots and involves into a new civilization, which re-colonizes Terra.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Xihirli
2016-11-29, 02:52 PM
I summon an antibiotic

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-29, 02:54 PM
I summon an antibiotic

I summon an anti-antibiotic.

Markozeta
2016-11-29, 03:11 PM
I summon Josh, the intern at the biotech company, who has just one job of keeping all of the freaking product at stable humidity and temperature levels.

I also summon a new order of the stick comic featuring the death of Belkar on Josh's phone.

pendell
2016-11-29, 03:20 PM
I summon an intrusive 'no-internet' policy at the biotech company, started because the CEO caught an intern watching pron on his desk, then called a third party vendor to clumsily block off large sections of the interwebs, including those parts Josh would actually need. So Josh can't see the new comic. Or much of anything else, for that matter.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

hector212121
2016-11-29, 03:26 PM
I summon unlimited cell data.

Turlami
2016-11-29, 05:50 PM
I summon forgot to charge

8BitNinja
2016-11-29, 07:26 PM
I summon a written note

That's fireproof

Xihirli
2016-11-29, 08:37 PM
Oh, Ninja. Nothing is fireproof. Some things resist a little bit of fire, but fire always finds a way.
If it cannot burn through, it burns around. There is no problem fire cannot solve.
I summon fire to burn every creature that might have been able to read the letter, rendering it a useless slip of paper.

anotherthumb
2016-11-30, 06:34 AM
i summon 911

pendell
2016-11-30, 08:47 AM
I summon an overwhelmed call center, which can't take your call.


Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Libro
2016-11-30, 09:26 AM
I summon a network of telepaths to answer calls.

Xihirli
2016-11-30, 09:43 AM
I summon the arkendish to monitor all telepathic communication, prompting people to stop trusting the telepathy channels.

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-30, 09:54 AM
I summon the arkendish to monitor all telepathic communication, prompting people to stop trusting the telepathy channels.

I summon Skynet to hack the Arkendish.

pendell
2016-11-30, 12:48 PM
I summon Microsoft programmers to maintain Skynet; it crashes within six hours.


Is my bitterness becoming more and more apparent the longer this thread runs?


Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Markozeta
2016-11-30, 01:15 PM
I summon an enthralling legal fiasco and congressional cover up between the military higher ups who purchased the maintenance contract complaining the maintenance company didn't adequately maintain the program, Microsoft's legal team that insist they are not liable for crashes, the congressional review panel that uncover the worst case scenario from Skynet, the President and other Cabinet members insisting that handing the nuclear access codes to a robot was not due to "responsibility for the nuclear codes is a lot of work", and a group of hackers who were tracked down after they changed the pre-programmed targeting coordinates into targets that were on Russia's hit list.

United States v. POTUS v. Microsoft v. United States v. Russia becomes a landmark case that keeps the entire population glued to CNN, forcing MSNBC to shut down from losses, requiring Microsoft to lay off the heroic programmers.

Mister Tom
2016-11-30, 01:52 PM
I summon a large sinkhole which opens up beneath the courthouse. And there was much rejoicing

Masema
2016-11-30, 01:57 PM
I summon a landfill.

pendell
2016-11-30, 02:08 PM
I summon an earth elemental; the landfill stands up and walks away.

Also, so far as I'm concerned Markozeta has won the thread with his epic last post.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

ben-zayb
2016-11-30, 04:36 PM
I summon a smart Aleck who points out that earth is, in fact, not an element

hector212121
2016-11-30, 04:37 PM
I summon a chlorine elemental.

Turlami
2016-11-30, 05:03 PM
I summon a sodium elemental

Xihirli
2016-11-30, 07:57 PM
I summon a meteor.

hector212121
2016-11-30, 08:56 PM
I summon Aerith and the White Materia.

pendell
2016-12-01, 10:18 AM
I summon Sephiroth and we relive the Saddest Moment In Final Fantasy Ever.


Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Markozeta
2016-12-01, 04:53 PM
I summon Kingdom Hearts 3. The plot complications make your head hurt, but going through the entire Pixar lineup will be the saddest thing Square-Enix will ever put out.

Turlami
2016-12-01, 05:01 PM
I summon broken video game console

Markozeta
2016-12-04, 12:25 AM
Despite the three post rule, I resurrect this thread by summoning several famous yet recently laid off Microsoft maintenance service technicians who setup a Kickstarter promoting a product that can remove the red ring of death within 15 minutes, a product whose blueprints have been dated several years.

pendell
2016-12-05, 02:11 PM
I summon the next generation PS4; all Microsoft XBoxes are instantly relegated to the dustbin of history , along with Beta VCRs and 8 track tapes.

:smallamused:

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

ericgrau
2016-12-11, 12:22 PM
I summon a security loophole that bricks all the PS4s.

Masema
2016-12-11, 01:35 PM
I summon a team of security lawyers to fill in that loophole. And any others they may find.

Xihirli
2016-12-11, 04:09 PM
I summon the Drow law court system. Our lawyers' kung fu (and scimitars) are stronger than theirs.

8BitNinja
2016-12-11, 09:52 PM
I summon the Wild West court system. Scimitars can't do anything against a Colt Peacemaker.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_Ds2ytz4o

braveheart
2016-12-12, 12:54 PM
I summon a tank, because a cowboy cant do much against a steel box with a BF cannon on it

Libro
2016-12-12, 01:37 PM
I summon a swarm of zerglings. There isn't anywhere near enough shells for your cannon.

Markozeta
2016-12-12, 05:16 PM
I summon Harambe. Harambe's sudden death affects millions, causing heartfelt tears of emotion across the globe as mankind rediscovers and finds appreciation for all creatures. As a result, donations to PETA swell, to the level that their Zerglings have feelings too (http://www.mediapeta.com/peta/igc/starcraft-v2.jpg) campaign is taken seriously. Zerglings are adopted left and right from the street until there are none left. Families bring their new found pet home. The children take their Zerglings to meet each other, but the genetic anomalies simply battle themselves to death. Horribly, these Zergling fights are discovered in city after city. The children's simple playing is falsely attributed to violence in video games such as Pokemon. After a series of terrible, heartbreaking lawsuits, Zergling euthanization becomes law of the land. Pro-Zergling and Anti-Zergling protest groups quickly spawn up as the Zerglings are put to the brink of extinction, when a last minute heroic effort lands the last Zergling in an exhibit at a zoo. Fortunately, there was an opening at the recently closed Gorilla exhibit in the Cincinnati Zoo.

8BitNinja
2016-12-12, 07:06 PM
I summon a furnace that destroys all stale memes and only the dankest memes survive in.

Syldar
2016-12-13, 09:01 AM
I summon fireproof memes.

pendell
2016-12-13, 01:26 PM
I summon an electromagnetic rail/launch system to hurl the memes into the sun. I don't care how 'fireproof' they are, at those temperatures they'll still be disintegrated.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

ben-zayb
2016-12-13, 06:22 PM
I summon Magneto, who appears this time as a-- *flips coin*

Ah, it seems like he's a villain this time

8BitNinja
2016-12-13, 06:24 PM
I summon Magneto, who appears this time as a-- *flips coin*

Ah, it seems like he's a villain this time

I summon the failure that was X-Men 3

Syldar
2016-12-14, 01:05 PM
I summon the actually-good reboot that was Days of Future Past.

pendell
2016-12-14, 03:36 PM
I summon Uwe Boll to make a re-reboot. Your eyes bleed and your brain melts.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Markozeta
2016-12-14, 06:30 PM
I summon 20 years and Michael Bay's attempt to reboot something from an 8 year old's child hood.

No matter what happens, everything is destroyed.

8BitNinja
2016-12-14, 06:57 PM
I summon a whole new world.

Yael
2016-12-14, 09:01 PM
I summon a genie.

ericgrau
2016-12-14, 11:58 PM
I summon the your wish granted with a twist thread.

ben-zayb
2016-12-15, 06:38 AM
I summon the Eyelash Wish Log (https://xkcd.com/1086/)

pendell
2016-12-15, 03:11 PM
I summon a 'reset' button, which reverts all the wishes.


Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Markozeta
2016-12-15, 04:38 PM
I summon a temporal paradox caused by the reset. The new timeline you've created has consequences too terrible to contemplate, including causing the complete annihilation of the reset button. As you hunch in a corner of your house, struggling to stay warm in the nuclear holocaust that was your home, you gaze to the horizon and watch the rips in the space-time continuum continue to allow unfathomable horrors to roam the streets.

braveheart
2016-12-16, 12:18 PM
I summon the pines family

ben-zayb
2016-12-16, 02:42 PM
I summon a family feud

pendell
2016-12-16, 08:15 PM
I summon dahleks.

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

8BitNinja
2016-12-16, 11:39 PM
I summon a flight of stairs.

Nozza
2016-12-17, 04:01 AM
I summon an escalator.

ben-zayb
2016-12-17, 07:00 AM
I summon He-Man (and the Terrible Pun thread)

8BitNinja
2016-12-17, 11:55 AM
I summon a certain meme involving He-Man and a rainbow background.

Nozza
2016-12-17, 09:26 PM
I summon She-Ra.

Xihirli
2016-12-18, 09:08 AM
I summon THE SUN

Syldar
2016-12-18, 12:16 PM
I summon a fire type. As pokemon has taught us, the sun is weak to fire.

8BitNinja
2016-12-19, 01:14 AM
I summon a water type pokemon

Nozza
2016-12-19, 01:18 AM
I summon a Digimon. Fanboys appear and rip both summons to shreds, so I summon a Robopon.

Markozeta
2016-12-19, 01:20 AM
I summon that Robot Chicken episode and "the gas".

Nozza
2016-12-19, 01:45 AM
I summon a Bop-It!

Xihirli
2016-12-19, 10:36 AM
I summon a LOT of lightning!

hector212121
2016-12-19, 11:05 AM
I summon Frankenstein.

Who uses the electricity to power the creation of his monster.