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igordragonian
2016-12-19, 05:59 PM
I summon the human torch from FF

pendell
2016-12-19, 06:37 PM
I summon Doctor Doom.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

King539
2016-12-19, 07:33 PM
I summon an EMP.

Masema
2016-12-19, 08:22 PM
I summon a Faraday cage.

ben-zayb
2016-12-19, 10:28 PM
I summon freedom fighters

Nozza
2016-12-19, 10:37 PM
I summon Che Guevara.

8BitNinja
2016-12-20, 12:46 AM
I summon AMERICA!!!!

Xihirli
2016-12-20, 06:19 AM
I summon implosion.

pendell
2016-12-20, 10:43 AM
I summon counterspell.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Markozeta
2016-12-20, 02:31 PM
I summon the counter.

hector212121
2016-12-20, 05:58 PM
I summon the clerks behind the counter. :belkar:

Nozza
2016-12-20, 07:09 PM
I summon Wal-Mart.

8BitNinja
2016-12-21, 01:05 AM
I summon the Resource War from Fallout

Indarra
2016-12-21, 09:13 AM
I summon world peace.

pendell
2016-12-21, 09:28 AM
I summon human nature. I forget the exact statistics, but in two thousand years the entire world has been at peace for a matter of minutes.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

igordragonian
2016-12-21, 05:40 PM
I summon peacfull aliens

8BitNinja
2016-12-21, 06:53 PM
I summon an army led by Zap Brannigan

ben-zayb
2016-12-22, 02:10 AM
You have an army? I summon The Incredible Hulk

Markozeta
2016-12-22, 07:24 AM
I summon Air Bud. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Air%20Bud%20Clause)
*Air Bud runs and brings back the rule book...*

Aha, well then. I dismiss Air Bud and I summon Chuck Norris' ...
*Sirens activate in the background as the rule police swoop in*

.. son. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLKqBCvhfBU) Bwahahaha!

pendell
2016-12-22, 09:04 AM
I summon Siskel & Ebert, the film critics. I don't care if one or more of them are dead, I'll summon 'em anyway, via time travel if necessary.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Xihirli
2016-12-22, 10:02 AM
I summon death.

Masema
2016-12-22, 11:32 AM
I summon Hesperidean Cider (http://fallenlondon.wikia.com/wiki/Firkin_of_Hesperidean_Cider). WHOSO THIRSTETH AND DRINKETH OF THIS, SO SHALL HE NEVER DIE.

8BitNinja
2016-12-22, 12:21 PM
I summon a back hole.

pendell
2016-12-22, 01:31 PM
I summon a backhoe ( to fill in the hole)

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

ericgrau
2016-12-24, 03:35 PM
I summon a rust monster.

8BitNinja
2016-12-24, 11:03 PM
I summon stainless steel

Ieagleroar
2016-12-25, 04:53 PM
I summon beetroot.

ericgrau
2016-12-26, 12:20 PM
I summon bleach.

Markozeta
2016-12-26, 12:37 PM
I summon sulfites

Xihirli
2016-12-27, 02:21 AM
I summon a union leader in the world of quarks.

pendell
2016-12-27, 11:32 AM
I summon offshore labor quarks.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Markozeta
2016-12-27, 12:13 PM
I summon gluons chanting "Can't we all just get along?"

Libro
2016-12-27, 02:01 PM
I summon an incredibly loud news bulletin (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?510269-RIP-Carrie-Fisher&p=21534574#post21534574) that drowns out the chanting.

8BitNinja
2016-12-27, 09:21 PM
I summon the vacuum of space

pendell
2016-12-28, 08:36 AM
I summon Luminiferous aether (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminiferous_aether).

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

flappeercraft
2016-12-28, 04:35 PM
I summon John Cena

Xihirli
2016-12-28, 10:17 PM
I summon a scimitar-chuck

Ninjaman
2016-12-29, 05:12 AM
I summon a practical weapon.

Hish
2016-12-29, 08:04 AM
I summon an impractical weapon supported by the rule of cool

pendell
2016-12-29, 09:12 AM
I summon Squall's gunblade, even less practical but even cooler.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

braveheart
2016-12-29, 01:35 PM
I summon BATMAN!!

Libro
2016-12-29, 01:43 PM
I summon Bugs Bunny. :smallamused:

Xihirli
2016-12-29, 03:53 PM
I summon the passage of time and studio meddling until the magic dies.

pendell
2016-12-29, 04:25 PM
I summon a rabid fanbase which hounds the studio for decades until it reboots it as a Next Generation franchise.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Emmerlaus
2016-12-29, 05:20 PM
I summon the zombie apocalypse. Who cares about cartoons when zombies wanna eat your brain?

8BitNinja
2016-12-29, 07:14 PM
I summon Brad Pitt and Will Smith. If there's anyone I know that can handle those zambonis, it's them.

Ieagleroar
2016-12-30, 06:45 AM
I summon "a dude dressed like a cop with (Will's) name out"

pendell
2016-12-30, 08:21 AM
I summon Rainbow Dash. With his (her?) speed , Dash is nearly impossible to hit, but does damage like an atom bomb even with a near miss, thanks to Sonic Rainboom.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

8BitNinja
2016-12-30, 04:13 PM
I summon /mlp/ to cut off My Little Pony from the rest of the internet.

Hish
2016-12-31, 04:33 PM
I summon free speech, returning everyone's rights to talk about My Little Pony

Xihirli
2016-12-31, 04:49 PM
I summon the reptilian overlords.

GreyStormcrow
2017-01-01, 12:20 AM
I summon an Ice Age.

Syldar
2017-01-01, 11:18 AM
I summon global warming.

8BitNinja
2017-01-01, 05:31 PM
I summon giant ice cubes

igordragonian
2017-01-01, 06:03 PM
I summon collosal soda glass

Emmerlaus
2017-01-01, 06:14 PM
I summon a opera singer that sing so high that it can break glasses :smallbiggrin:

ben-zayb
2017-01-01, 08:14 PM
I summon antiphased (inverted phase) sound waves with the same amplitude, effectively cancelling out the sound.

Libro
2017-01-01, 10:17 PM
I summon a vacuum to prevent the transmission of sound waves.

igordragonian
2017-01-02, 01:40 AM
I summon a cavuum eater miniature giant space hamster.

Ieagleroar
2017-01-03, 06:11 AM
I summon an inedible 'cavuum':smallbiggrin:

ericgrau
2017-01-03, 08:05 PM
What does that have that an edible vacuum doesn't? :smallconfused::smalltongue:

I summon magic vacuum seasoning with +5 deliciousness.

pendell
2017-01-04, 04:22 PM
I summon a terrible chef, who overuses the seasoning so badly that it warps right around to absolute worst-tasting, foullest mess you can imagine.

Not that I'd know anything about that :smallamused:.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Ieagleroar
2017-01-05, 07:56 AM
What does that have that an edible vacuum doesn't?

DR20/-


I summon the 'Cookbook for Dummies'

igordragonian
2017-01-05, 08:10 AM
I summon an epic dumbness

Emmerlaus
2017-01-05, 09:47 AM
I summon an epic dumbness

I summon a professionnal assassin. At least this one will be deal with before it get elected president! :smallbiggrin:

Masema
2017-01-05, 01:33 PM
I summon a professionnal assassin. At least this one will be deal with before it get elected president! :smallbiggrin:

I summon hatred of all that is good and pure (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0453.html).

braveheart
2017-01-05, 02:43 PM
I summon a smashed phylactery

pendell
2017-01-05, 03:22 PM
I summon redundant, multiple horcruxes phylacteries, at least one of which is the golden record (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_Golden_Record) on the Voyager I space probe, currently outside the solar system on an endless journey to nowhere.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

8BitNinja
2017-01-06, 06:36 PM
I summon an FN Minimi

Emmerlaus
2017-01-06, 07:06 PM
I summon an FN Minimi

I summon a nerd to explain me that one and wish me for :smallconfused:

8BitNinja
2017-01-06, 11:52 PM
I summon a nerd to explain me that one and wish me for :smallconfused:

(This isn't a summon, I'm just explaining)

You use the Minimi to destroy all the phylacteries.

Emmerlaus
2017-01-07, 12:07 AM
(This isn't a summon, I'm just explaining)

You use the Minimi to destroy all the phylacteries.

(Google tell me its a gun, I'll go with that!)

I summon Yoda :smallbiggrin:

Xihirli
2017-01-07, 01:53 AM
I summon a gentle fall from a fight that was easily salvageable.

8BitNinja
2017-01-08, 05:38 PM
I summon a device that cranks up the gravity to 11

And by 11, I mean 11 m/s2

pendell
2017-01-13, 01:57 PM
I summon an equal gravity source positioned equidistant from the falling object. The gravity vectors cancel, leaving the object gently floating weightlessly.

Respectfully,

Brian P.

Emmerlaus
2017-01-13, 02:11 PM
I summon a dark hole

Kantaki
2017-01-13, 02:48 PM
I summon a light source.Flimflam

Markozeta
2017-01-13, 02:53 PM
Just because Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Colonel_Sassacre's_Daunting_Text_of_Magical_Frivol ity_and_Practical_Japery#Colonel_Sassacre.27s_Daun ting_Text) is a joke book, does not make it "light" at all. I summon 10 tanker trucks of gasoline, a box of matches, and a prayer. This is going to take some time.

pendell
2017-01-13, 03:37 PM
Just because Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Colonel_Sassacre's_Daunting_Text_of_Magical_Frivol ity_and_Practical_Japery#Colonel_Sassacre.27s_Daun ting_Text) is a joke book, does not make it "light" at all. I summon 10 tanker trucks of gasoline, a box of matches, and a prayer. This is going to take some time.

I summon genetically engineered bacteria which eats gasoline and excretes water. You now have ten tanker trucks full of H2O, a box of matches, and a prayer.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Libro
2017-01-14, 10:20 AM
I summon genetically engineered bacteria which eats gasoline and excretes water. You now have ten tanker trucks full of H2O, a box of matches, and a prayer.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

I summon a magical device to separate the H2O into H2 and O2, strike the matches from a distance, and watch the resulting fireworks.:smallcool:

8BitNinja
2017-01-14, 11:54 AM
I summon the Law of Conservation of Mass

Emmerlaus
2017-01-14, 12:05 PM
I summon Weight Watchers and a lifetime membership to your favorite gym :smallbiggrin:

Syldar
2017-01-14, 12:36 PM
I summon laziness.

igordragonian
2017-01-14, 05:56 PM
I summon a motivation

Masema
2017-01-16, 01:34 PM
I summon demotivation.

pendell
2017-01-16, 01:52 PM
I summon Darth Vader with a side of "perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

igordragonian
2017-01-16, 06:03 PM
I summon Luke Skywalker

ElFi
2017-01-16, 07:06 PM
I summon a two-decade film series hiatus.

Xanyo
2017-01-16, 07:15 PM
I summon a very similar, but not quite plagiarizing film series to replace it.

Emmerlaus
2017-01-16, 07:33 PM
I summon angry fanboy and fangils who boycotted the movies because, in the trailer, the stormtrooper was black :smallsigh:

pendell
2017-01-17, 09:07 AM
I summon better actors and a better script to win them over despite their prejudices.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Grytorm
2017-01-17, 01:16 PM
I summon George Lucas.

Emmerlaus
2017-01-17, 01:23 PM
I summon George Lucas.

I summon Disney company and a huge amount of money

pendell
2017-01-17, 02:12 PM
I summon Timothy Zahn, Grand Admiral Thrawn, Mara Jade, and Talon Karrde.

Respectfully,

Brian P.

ElFi
2017-01-17, 04:56 PM
I summon the non-canonicity of the Star Wars Legends universe.

Xanyo
2017-01-17, 05:37 PM
I summon a grumpy lawyer.

Xihirli
2017-01-17, 06:16 PM
I summon a drow lawyer.

igordragonian
2017-01-17, 06:37 PM
I summons Zakenfein

Emmerlaus
2017-01-17, 08:52 PM
I summons Zakenfein

I summon Aslan (a god from a better novel franchise) :smalltongue:

hector212121
2017-01-17, 08:56 PM
I summon Scar.

Hey, he could kill one lion, he can kill another! :elan:

Xihirli
2017-01-18, 06:24 AM
I summon a drought, a younger lion, and a WHOLE BUNCH of angry Hyenas.

Syldar
2017-01-18, 08:53 AM
I summon strategically placed meteors.

Hish
2017-01-18, 03:21 PM
I summon recklessly placed meteors, but a lot of them.

Xanyo
2017-01-18, 06:55 PM
I summon a temporary nonexistence of the planet.

ben-zayb
2017-01-19, 06:59 AM
I summon a scroll of the spell Permanency

pendell
2017-01-19, 08:48 AM
I summon a scroll of the spell Permanency

I summon a planet where no one has any ranks in Use Magic Device. The scroll is useless, and explodes when read.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Emmerlaus
2017-01-19, 10:58 AM
I summon a planet where no one has any ranks in Use Magic Device. The scroll is useless, and explodes when read.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

I summon a weapon of legacy who can make a scroll activate by destroying the scroll with it.

hector212121
2017-01-19, 01:25 PM
I summon a scroll of disintegrate.

Xanyo
2017-01-19, 02:32 PM
I summon a disintegrated scroll. It was Wish. I blocked your Disintegrate with it.

pendell
2017-01-19, 04:12 PM
I summon the exposition fairy to explain to me in small words what just happened :smallamused: She then provides the mechanism to defeat it.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

8BitNinja
2017-01-20, 09:52 PM
I summon someone who doesn't believe in fairies

Emmerlaus
2017-01-21, 01:54 AM
I summon someone who doesn't believe in fairies

I summon Navi to annoy the hell of that person. If he dont believe in her, at least it will make him go crazy. :smallbiggrin:

Hish
2017-01-21, 12:10 PM
I summon a falling moon to kill all life

hector212121
2017-01-21, 12:44 PM
I summon Piccolo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7KWykbYNqs&ab_channel=zThePandaMan).

ben-zayb
2017-01-21, 02:54 PM
I summon a stronger villain due to the Rule of Escalating Threat

igordragonian
2017-01-21, 05:42 PM
I summon goku

Xihirli
2017-01-22, 01:25 AM
I summon Beerus.

Emmerlaus
2017-01-22, 12:27 PM
I rub the genie lamp and wish for the Dragonball franchise to have never existed to begin with.

hector212121
2017-01-22, 01:05 PM
I summon the Dragonwall series, in which there are seven walls with stars on them that you need to break in order to get a wish from a mystical dragon. Fortunately, this only exists in the world where Dragonball never existed. Unfortunately, you just wished for that.

pendell
2017-01-22, 03:05 PM
I summon the Naruto series, which is so mind-explodingly popular that it utterly blocks that time slot, erasing the Dragonwall series from the public conscious and, thus, existence.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

8BitNinja
2017-01-22, 03:08 PM
I summon the Naruto series, which is so mind-explodingly popular that it utterly blocks that time slot, erasing the Dragonwall series from the public conscious and, thus, existence.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

I summon filler episodes

Emmerlaus
2017-01-22, 03:28 PM
I summon filler episodes

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/77/46/84/77468496a1cc915f8bc51dd1161eeb3d.png

I summon the hypnotoad, to make people not realize how empty those filler was.

Masema
2017-01-22, 03:31 PM
I summon a tin foil cap and mirror sunglasses to block the hypnosis.

igordragonian
2017-01-22, 05:32 PM
I summon fun and good filler episodes that actually worth watching

Hish
2017-01-24, 06:30 AM
I summon actually having a life

Xihirli
2017-01-24, 06:37 AM
I summon murder.

pendell
2017-01-24, 09:48 AM
I summon author fiat; the same one that brought back Superman after he was killed by Doomsday.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

igordragonian
2017-01-24, 03:38 PM
I summon G.r.r. Martin

8BitNinja
2017-01-24, 04:09 PM
I summon everyone falling asleep due to staying up reading Game of Thrones because it is really long like this run on sentence.

Xanyo
2017-01-24, 06:22 PM
I summon an editor.

Xihirli
2017-01-24, 06:44 PM
I summon a scimitar and a dream! The dream being to enter warm, inviting flesh.

Libro
2017-01-24, 10:31 PM
I summon someone with a gatling gun and TPBM's worst nightmare.

pendell
2017-01-25, 10:33 AM
I summon an Erfworld HippieMancer to cast Time out! No units can engage for the rest of the turn.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Morphic tide
2017-01-25, 02:10 PM
I summon an OCP that ignores the rules of Erf magic.

8BitNinja
2017-01-25, 08:30 PM
I summon a new OCP

Morphic tide
2017-01-25, 08:48 PM
I summon a world where everything is in context. Because OCP is Outside Context Proplem.

Emmerlaus
2017-01-25, 10:12 PM
I summon the Joker. Because who is better at throwing everything in chaos then him? :smallbiggrin:

PS: It also mean the world is no longer with everything in context as I introduce a foreigh element who is out of context.

Morphic tide
2017-01-25, 10:29 PM
I summon the Joker. Because who is better at throwing everything in chaos then him? :smallbiggrin:

PS: It also mean the world is no longer with everything in context as I introduce a foreigh element who is out of context.

Everything is still in context, you just made it crazier. Somehow, given that everything from Bo Bo Bo to Baku no Piku makes sense in context in this world... And Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan. And DBZ and WoW and TES and One Piece and SCP foundation and... Everything makes sense in the context of this one world.

I summon Bo Bo Pool to counter your Joker. He's a merger of everything Bo Bo Bo and Deadpool have, taking after Deadpool in personality. Still makes sense in context...

Emmerlaus
2017-01-25, 11:36 PM
I summon a fourth wall breaking so hard it destroy teh reality as we know, then?

We are entering a philosophical debate now who is maybe not as fun as the game as it supposed to be?

Might as well destroy teh world to make a new one born from the ashes :smalltongue:

EDIT: the reason I picked the Joker was also to start off with a lower level needed of pop culture. Return to the basis of the game, make it a bit more simple LOL

Xanyo
2017-01-26, 12:17 AM
I summon the fifth wall.

Try comprehending vision and movement in four dimensions. If you do it right, you'll get a headache.

Emmerlaus
2017-01-26, 01:53 AM
I summon 4th Wall breaking while doing wth wall breaking... 16 wall breaking combo !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzSxC2GoBaY

Jewdebega
2017-01-26, 10:55 AM
I summon Rick Moranis.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jTaN6wyMwCY/hqdefault.jpg

pendell
2017-01-26, 03:30 PM
I summon Lonestar! Use the Shwartz!

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

GreyStormcrow
2017-01-26, 04:40 PM
I summon Star Lord, who beats him in a dance-off.

hector212121
2017-01-26, 05:15 PM
I summon Wanda Firebaugh (http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%201/140).

igordragonian
2017-01-26, 05:27 PM
I summon Metaton (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSTcRzpL7pQ)!

Syldar
2017-01-27, 10:19 AM
I summon a kid with far too much LOVE.

Xihirli
2017-01-27, 10:48 AM
I summon Herod

pendell
2017-01-27, 11:10 AM
I summon Azrael (who killed at least one Herod).

Also, which Herod are we summoning? Herod the Great? Herod Antipas? Herod Phillip? Herod Agrippa? There are a lot of Herods in history.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Emmerlaus
2017-01-27, 01:02 PM
I summon Azrael (who killed at least one Herod).

Also, which Herod are we summoning? Herod the Great? Herod Antipas? Herod Phillip? Herod Agrippa? There are a lot of Herods in history.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

I summon Smurfs, cause I prefer that Azrael. And their chief know magic to resolve any problems lol

8BitNinja
2017-01-28, 12:22 PM
I summon a group of angry Silver 3s who vote to kick the smurfs

Emmerlaus
2017-01-30, 08:59 PM
Since nobody is answering to that, I'll summon Maui.

He may not be chuck Norris but he a demigod still right? :smallbiggrin:

pendell
2017-01-31, 10:39 AM
Since nobody is answering to that, I'll summon Maui.

He may not be chuck Norris but he a demigod still right? :smallbiggrin:

I summon HM Kamehameha I, conqueror of Maui (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kepaniwai) and first king of united Hawaii.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Xihirli
2017-01-31, 06:30 PM
I summon the Final Flash, superior to the Kamehameha in every way.

8BitNinja
2017-01-31, 10:18 PM
I summon a Mac

Because Mac does not support flash

Masema
2017-02-01, 11:34 AM
I summon a Mac

Because Mac does not support flash

Not true by the way. Mac does support Adobe Flash.


I summon a sledgehammer.

pendell
2017-02-01, 11:38 AM
I summon a cloud-based system.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

8BitNinja
2017-02-01, 04:51 PM
I summon a fierce wind to blow away the clouds

igordragonian
2017-02-02, 06:37 PM
I summon Aang to bend the wind

Emmerlaus
2017-02-02, 06:50 PM
I summon Aang to bend the wind

I summon a tempest so strong that he couldnt resist it in Avatar state. He had to go under hibernation for 100 years because of it! That's one hell of a storm! :smalleek:

Xanyo
2017-02-05, 01:27 AM
I summon an atmospherically deficient planet(e.g. we're on Mars).

ericgrau
2017-02-05, 11:46 AM
I summon the Death Star.

8BitNinja
2017-02-05, 11:59 AM
I summon a lucky torpedo

Xihirli
2017-02-05, 12:40 PM
I summon a grate made out of the same technology lightsabers are based on (aka: a grate made out of lightsaber blades).

ericgrau
2017-02-05, 01:20 PM
I summon a grate made out of the same technology lightsabers are based on (aka: a grate made out of lightsaber blades).


I summon an explanation 40 years later that the Death Star was sabotaged and the weakness remains.

pendell
2017-02-06, 01:09 PM
I summon Six Sigma quality assurance (https://www.isixsigma.com/new-to-six-sigma/getting-started/what-six-sigma/) to catch, isolate, and remove the flaw.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P

8BitNinja
2017-02-06, 06:33 PM
I summon a certain US President to create an internal controlled explosion.

igordragonian
2017-02-06, 06:58 PM
I summon a certain russian president

Xanyo
2017-02-06, 07:04 PM
I summon a freelance Russian assassin that's really sick of his country's system of government.

pendell
2017-02-06, 08:59 PM
I summon Bill And Ted (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_%26_Ted's_Excellent_Adventure) to put on a concert, unite the world in peace with the power of their music, thus ending both assassinations and national conflict for a millenia.


Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

5a Violista
2017-02-07, 03:38 AM
I summon the fan section for Death that leads him to break away from the band and make a solo album.

igordragonian
2017-02-07, 07:24 PM
I summon a crazy murderous fan

Libro
2017-02-11, 11:54 PM
I summon a forcecage.

8BitNinja
2017-02-12, 02:09 PM
I summon Nicholas Cage

Ninjaman
2017-02-12, 02:54 PM
I summon a band of criminals to kidnap him and his daughter and set him on fire.

pendell
2017-02-13, 09:26 AM
I summon plot shield. As a movie protagonist, Cage is invulnerable.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Syldar
2017-02-14, 08:44 AM
I summon George R. R. Martin, destroyer of plot armor.

Masema
2017-02-14, 01:26 PM
I summon Julius Robert Oppenheimer, destroyer of worlds.

pendell
2017-02-14, 01:57 PM
I summon Handicapper General Diana Moon Glampers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Bergeron), destroyer of geniuses everywhere.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Xihirli
2017-02-14, 08:14 PM
I summon ALL THE DESTUCTION

Xanyo
2017-02-15, 12:22 AM
I summon Spellcheck.
:smallbiggrin:

Ninjaman
2017-02-15, 04:16 AM
I summon a wizard with OCD who has checked all his spells seven times.

Syldar
2017-02-15, 08:53 AM
I summon a careless apprentice.

pendell
2017-02-15, 10:36 AM
I summon Almighty Janitor (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlmightyJanitor).

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Mister Tom
2017-02-15, 04:34 PM
I summon woodlice in the mop handle.

Xanyo
2017-02-15, 05:59 PM
I summon someone with a flamethrower who really hates bugs and whatnot.

8BitNinja
2017-02-15, 08:40 PM
I summon a well placed bullet to the napalm tank

ericgrau
2017-02-16, 11:10 AM
I summon the Flash to catch the bullet.

hector212121
2017-02-16, 11:20 AM
I summon invisible soldiers, with invisible guns, invisible silencers and invisible bullets.

pendell
2017-02-16, 11:26 AM
I summon a hand grenade. Fragments don't care whether you're visible or not.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Maximum Carnage
2017-02-16, 04:49 PM
I summon a fat soldier willing to flop onto the grenade.

Emmerlaus
2017-02-16, 05:32 PM
I summon a fat soldier willing to flop onto the grenade.

I summon Weight Watcher :smallbiggrin:

Xanyo
2017-02-16, 09:41 PM
I summon the food industry.

Libro
2017-02-16, 11:26 PM
I summon scandalous rumors.

pendell
2017-02-17, 09:46 AM
I summon snopes.com .

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

Maximum Carnage
2017-02-17, 02:23 PM
I summon a SJW that doesn't care about facts.

8BitNinja
2017-02-19, 10:43 PM
I summon a cis white male

pendell
2017-02-20, 04:04 PM
I summon a cis white male

I summon Orks with Moar Dakka (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreDakka).

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

igordragonian
2017-02-23, 07:37 PM
I summon Ironman

8BitNinja
2017-02-27, 07:04 PM
I summon this abombination (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1233217/)

Xanyo
2017-02-27, 10:00 PM
I summon copyright lawyers. Specifically, the two non-elemental lawyers in the World of the Stick.

pendell
2017-02-28, 08:44 AM
I summon a chaotic good ruler, such as Lord Shojo, who doesn't give two cents what the lawyers have to say.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

ericgrau
2017-03-01, 10:13 AM
I summon Miko.

The Vagabond
2017-03-01, 09:28 PM
I summon a pissed off Divine Accountant, who balances the books of the soul.

Libro
2017-03-02, 05:14 PM
I summon their pet cat. They snuggle in the accountant's lap, shred papers, knock stuff off the desk, and generally make their job impossible whilst looking incredibly cute.

8BitNinja
2017-03-02, 09:56 PM
I summon a chain sword.

Emmerlaus
2017-03-02, 10:30 PM
I summon a chain sword.

Against a cute kitty?! I summon a pool of lava right above you and your chain sword, making this a horrible death... although now the lava is coming toward me and Im out of wish spell! :smalleek:

ben-zayb
2017-03-02, 10:39 PM
I summon Captain Planet to return the lava pool where it came from. By the way, lava actually heals him.

pendell
2017-03-03, 11:20 AM
I summon an over-polluting civilization which kills Captain Planet on the way to converting the host planet into Coruscant. :smallamused:

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

ericgrau
2017-03-05, 12:40 PM
I summon a supernova in place of its sun.

Xanyo
2017-03-08, 12:08 AM
I summon Thor, or really practically anyone from the Marvel universe because they apparently don't care about pitiful balance. To quote the Hulk "Puny god."

pendell
2017-03-08, 09:06 AM
I summon Richard Dawkins to end all belief in Thor and the other marvel pantheon, resulting in their disappearance.

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

TheManicMonocle
2017-03-08, 07:47 PM
I summon a 2-ton boulder about 10 feet above Richard Dawkins

8BitNinja
2017-03-08, 08:00 PM
I summon a soldier with an RPG

TheManicMonocle
2017-03-08, 09:37 PM
I summon a minor, yet catastrophic defect in the RPG

pendell
2017-03-09, 10:24 AM
I summon a catastrophic explosion resulting from the defect to do the job anyway.

[Although, realistically, an RPG would not make much of a dent in 2000 kilograms of solid rock. A shaped demolition charge would be more effective; but I'm not enough of an engineer to guess how much would be required]

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

TheManicMonocle
2017-03-10, 06:51 PM
I summon the ocean to mitigate the explosion

Xanyo
2017-03-10, 07:02 PM
I summon enough oil to make the ocean flammable.

Emmerlaus
2017-03-10, 11:20 PM
I summon magic coral that makes the ocean water pure again :smallcool:

Libro
2017-03-10, 11:42 PM
I summon crazy tourists who take the coral away in pieces at a time.

TheManicMonocle
2017-03-11, 05:33 AM
I summon a new disney theme park to lure the tourists away

An Amy
2017-03-12, 11:03 AM
I summon a homosexual character to trigger a boycott of Disney parks!

Emmerlaus
2017-03-12, 02:07 PM
I summon a homosexual character to trigger a boycott of Disney parks!

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!! OMG that Lefou reference from latest Beauty and the Beast movie! :smallbiggrin:

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I summon 3 nameless beautiful blonde triplet womans who he was eyeballing in the original cartoon... but in the flesh!

They were enough to make him bisexual at least!

TheManicMonocle
2017-03-13, 04:16 AM
I summon Gaston!

pendell
2017-03-13, 08:14 AM
I summon Disney Villain Death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisneyVillainDeath). Gaston falls off a high place and is never seen again.



No one screams as he falls to his death like Gaston!

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/shot461.png

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

PH7
2017-03-14, 06:03 AM
I summon a Feather Fall item for all villains (who, really, should have gotten one the moment they decided to start villaining).

Syldar
2017-03-14, 08:21 AM
I summon a low-magic setting.

An Amy
2017-03-14, 09:10 AM
I summon a low-magic setting.

I summon Tome of Battle.

8BitNinja
2017-03-14, 04:00 PM
I summon a Zippo lighter

Libro
2017-03-14, 05:03 PM
I summon an ancient red dragon.

TheManicMonocle
2017-03-14, 05:05 PM
I summon a group of level 20 adventurers!

pendell
2017-03-14, 05:18 PM
I summon a gazebo. The adventurers flee in terror (https://web.archive.org/web/20080804140516/http://www.dreadgazebo.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=8).

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

somethingrandom
2017-03-15, 07:28 AM
I summon fire and lots of it.

PhoenixNL
2017-03-15, 09:29 AM
I summon a great flood.

Libro
2017-03-15, 10:24 AM
I summon construction plans from the divine for a boat.

Arenabait
2017-03-15, 02:11 PM
I summon construction plans from the divine for a boat.

I summon a lighter and burn those plans.

ElFi
2017-03-15, 02:23 PM
I summon a historian to debate the historical inconsistency of lighters in pre-medieval times.

Arenabait
2017-03-15, 02:28 PM
I summon a historian to debate the historical inconsistency of lighters in pre-medieval times.

I stab the historian (Shoot, I'm supposed to summon something aren't I?)

I summon a knife and stab the historian to prevent him from pointing out historical inconsistencies.

PH7
2017-03-15, 02:41 PM
I summon a lot of XP for the historian so he becomes a high level character who just happens to have many (possibly cross-class) skill points in Knowledge (History).

Mister Tom
2017-03-15, 03:43 PM
I summon contemporary disdain for objective truth

TheManicMonocle
2017-03-15, 04:43 PM
I summon a loudspeaker for the historian

An Amy
2017-03-15, 05:57 PM
I summon a power out.

Libro
2017-03-15, 06:06 PM
I summon a gerbil-powered generator.

PH7
2017-03-16, 07:56 AM
I Summon Monster II. 1D3 small fiendish snakes ought to take care of those gerbils.

ben-zayb
2017-03-16, 08:18 AM
I summon an arm-wrestling contest

Arenabait
2017-03-16, 10:07 AM
I summon a 1960's strong-man

pendell
2017-03-16, 01:29 PM
I summon Wesley AKA the Dread Pirate Roberts . And this happens (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRbcNbr_mNg)

Tongue-in-cheek,

Brian P.

An Amy
2017-03-16, 05:09 PM
I summon the machine in the Pit of Despair. Don't even think about trying to escape.

8BitNinja
2017-03-17, 06:23 PM
I summon a swordsman and a giant with a miracle pill

Emmerlaus
2017-03-17, 07:28 PM
I summon Choji Akimichi and the three pills of the Akamichi ninja clan.