Immabozo
2016-06-03, 05:07 AM
I got a particularly nasty case of nostalgia and I had to make this thread. What are your favorite moments in an RPG?
One of mine, we were playing Star Wars saga and we were in a space battle. My jedi was less than useless in space battles. So, when it can to me in the initiative, I decided to blow the ships sewage lines, and use the force: move object, threw our.... excrement.... at the enemy ships. The GM decided to, I guess, play along, and used the 1/round ability to dodge an attack. The next one in initiative then landed a single hit to destroy the ship, so the DM went to evade that 1 attack, but he had already spent the 1/round action dodging my poop attack!
One of my other ones, I was very new to D&D, I doubt this mechanically works, but my DM was so proud of my solution, so he let it fly. My cleric was in a tournament and as a routine buff, I always had on ventriloquism (the DM let me roll bluff to fool my target into behaving as if there was an enemy behind him and thus flank an opponent all on my lonesome). This bard had silence cast on his breastplate, so he could get into melee and caster would have a bad day. When I found out I couldn't cast spells, due to silence, I asked my DM if I could, using ventriloquism, complete the verbal components of my spells from outside the silenced area. I proceeded to soundly whoop that bard's tukus
One of mine, we were playing Star Wars saga and we were in a space battle. My jedi was less than useless in space battles. So, when it can to me in the initiative, I decided to blow the ships sewage lines, and use the force: move object, threw our.... excrement.... at the enemy ships. The GM decided to, I guess, play along, and used the 1/round ability to dodge an attack. The next one in initiative then landed a single hit to destroy the ship, so the DM went to evade that 1 attack, but he had already spent the 1/round action dodging my poop attack!
One of my other ones, I was very new to D&D, I doubt this mechanically works, but my DM was so proud of my solution, so he let it fly. My cleric was in a tournament and as a routine buff, I always had on ventriloquism (the DM let me roll bluff to fool my target into behaving as if there was an enemy behind him and thus flank an opponent all on my lonesome). This bard had silence cast on his breastplate, so he could get into melee and caster would have a bad day. When I found out I couldn't cast spells, due to silence, I asked my DM if I could, using ventriloquism, complete the verbal components of my spells from outside the silenced area. I proceeded to soundly whoop that bard's tukus