Funny Death Metal band names

[Hoggy]

Okay, so, me and a few friends from Download were having a discussion about the funniest names of death metal bands we could think of. Thus far, we have narrowed it down to 2:

Decapitated Midget Fetus
Disseminated Intravascular Coagulation

So, which is the best? Or can you wise people think of another? Ta very much for the help.

[God_of_Luck]

Those are Carcass' songs, right? :smallbiggrin:

[ZombieRockStar]

The best ever death metal band out of Denton
Never settled on a name.
But the top three contenders, after weeks of debate,
Were "Satan's Figners" and "The Killers" and "The Hospital Bombers."

...curse you, Amotis!

Strong Bad's law states that it must be a "D" word...so both of those are good. Longer, technical words = funnier, so I'd go with "Disseminated Intravascular Coagulation."

[Frojoe21]

The problem is, the funnier the death metal band name is, the more likely it will be scrubbed by the board filters. It starts with Severed Testicles and goes downhill from there. You'll get a good chuckle out of some of them if you are twisted enough.

[dehro]

's not death metal, I think (but I never managed to actually listen to any of their work) but there's a band in Italy that's called "tre allegri ragazzi morti"... which translates as "three happy dead guys"

[Lord of the Helms]

Regurgitated Cow Fetus.

Okay, I stole that. It actually exists. It's kind off a pisstake grindcore band.

[Mr the Geoff]

*scours cd collection*

Damn, best I can come up with is "Dearly Beheaded"

[Jorkens]

The problem is, the funnier the death metal band name is, the more likely it will be scrubbed by the board filters.

A*** C*** ftw!

[FdL]

A*** C*** ftw!

EXACTLY!!! That's the first thing I thought of when I saw the call for extreme/stupid and potentially offending bandnames. I had a fit of laughs when reading the titles of their songs :p

Also, Zombie, you beat me to the punch, I was gonna post that exact quote :p

[Lord of the Helms]

While we are onto Anal Kant, I might as well mention Anal Vomit :smalleek:

[trollhammeren]

A*** C*** ftw!

A/C are quite awesome.

I heard one name today that had the words playground, bonanza and rape in the title. Charming name.

[Shadow of the Sun]

Garrott Wire Noose is one I'd use.

[EndgamerAzari]

Cosmic Groin Pull.

[Em Blackleaf]

Bloody Squirell Intestines
Vomit Stained Death (I thought of that one along the way)

Wait, Death would be spelled "Deth."

[Shadow of the Sun]

Spawn of Garfunkel!

[Frosty Flake]

Abeyant Apostate Aggregate, Ikonoklast, Necrotic Dissolution, Blasphemous Womb, Tiskedecophelia...

There used to be a Toronto band called Vivisected Angels

If I was in a band, though, it would be a folk/viking/death metal group called Ekalf Ytsorf

[Skippy]

If I was in a band, though, it would be a folk/viking/death metal group called Ekalf Ytsorf

Man, that's hardkore!!!!

[Jacob_Gallagher]

D.ck Twister and the Gay Tornadoes.

[Blayze]

Dessicated Testicular Leakage.

[reorith]

dragonforce

[kialos]

Explosive Verbal Diarrhea

[TheBoneSplitter]

LOL @ Dragonforce.

Some band names I know of, which exist on my iTunes:

C&BT (Y'know, the BDSM practice... some of the funniest song titles I've heard here too, even a few from "Egoleech"... unfortunately they're straying further away from porngrind :( )
Mincing Fury And Guttoral Clamour of Queer Decay
Prosthetic C***
Crotchduster (not really death metal, but INSANELY FUNNY...)
P.O.O.P (People Offending Other People, a local band)
Libido Airbag
Job for a Cowboy (Hahah, it really is a bit obnoxious for DM, even though they're a tier below... still good stuff though)
****orture (Read slowly... another local band)
Sexcrement (Same, REALLY GOOD)
Bowels Out
Anal Blast
Squash Bowels

I think the lot of these are generally going to be filtered out, but meh, they were meant to be.

[Krade]

Superfluous Third Nipple

Not so much a great death metal name, but I've always known that in the unlikely event that I was ever in band, that's the name I would want to have.

[Samurai General]

DRAGONFORCE!?!?!?!?!!?!:smallfurious:
You can't make fun of them!!!! There not even death metal!!!!!!!!!:smallfurious: :smallfurious: :smallfurious:


.....rant over.

[Lord of the Helms]

Dragonforce WOULD be a way funny name for a death metal band.

Regurgitated Cow Fetus still wins :smalltongue:

[Hushdawg]

I always thought Dimmu Borgir was frickin' great. It sounds like "Demonic Burger" (Actually means "Dark Fortress")

Dimmu Borgir is also responsible for some of the most rediculous Death Metal band shots ever...
...Though not 1/10th as rediculous as those by Immortal

Other bands worth mentioning in this list:
One Man Army and the Undead Quartet
Swordmaster
F###...I'm Dead (Damn Aussies..)
Rachel Barton Stringendo
Prostitute Disfigurement

Then there is Zyklon.... seriously.... not joking...


NOTE: Yes, I realize that some of these are technically "Black Metal" and not strictly "Death Metal" but really.. who the hell cares?

[TheBoneSplitter]

Zyklon and Zyklon B...

The same Zyklon that has albums named "World Ov Worms", "Aeon" and "Disintegrate", no? They rule.

[Hushdawg]

Zyklon and Zyklon B...

The same Zyklon that has albums named "World Ov Worms", "Aeon" and "Disintegrate", no? They rule.

Yes, but Zyklon and Zyklon B are two different things.

Zyklon B was named after the poison gas that was used to kill people in concentration camps during WWII.

Zyklon is a phonetic spelling of the way the Norweigan lead singer pronounces "Cyclone"

[Hoggy]

Zyklon were called Zyklon B originally, before they changed their name. Can't remember why.

And actually, I have an interview in which I think Samoth confirms that the name is actually just a ruse to be contraversial or something. I'll try dig it out sometimes.

EDITO: Nevermind, I read your post again, I think I understand it now. My bad.

They still rock.

Anyways, moving on...


I always thought Dimmu Borgir was frickin' great. It sounds like "Demonic Burger" (Actually means "Dark Fortress")

Dimmu Borgir is also responsible for some of the most rediculous Death Metal band shots ever...
...Though not 1/10th as rediculous as those by Immortal

Fluff

NOTE: Yes, I realize that some of these are technically "Black Metal" and not strictly "Death Metal" but really.. who the hell cares?

I care, sir. As a fan of both genres, I find a significant difference betwixt the two. :smalltongue:

Anyways, thanks so much all, some great suggestions! Though the debate has been (officially) finished, keep 'em coming, they make me chuckle anyways. :smallbiggrin:

[0wca]

ARSEBREED :smallbiggrin: :smallbiggrin:

http://www.bloodcum.nl/

Check out their song names!!

Their best one is Bloodcum! hahahah :smallbiggrin: :smallbiggrin: :smallbiggrin:

[Jorkens]

My favorite gig listing ever:

Glasgow Soundhaus: Headless Cross, Achren, Argonath, Necro Sadistic Goat Torture, Amok, Embolism and Daemonolith.

Ultimate Massacre night of full-on metallurgy. Necro Sadistic Goat Torture will unveil their new acoustic folk whimsy direction.

[Narmoth]

Well, I play in the Arian Black Metal band Defecator.
It's a parody that has songs about Belphegor (http://www.belph.com/index.php?strip_id=29), the lord of the busines happening in the bathroom and songs about Warhammer demons and nationa romatic stuff. As you might allready have guessed, it's a parody on the genre, as I'm not a nazi.
(If you want to read some of the lyricks, they are in the spoiler)

A
In a dark chamber with no windows
All crimson red like bloody gore
There stand a throne to the blasphemous
Worship of the demon Belphegor

Bridge:
Step onto the throne, claim your place

Refr.:
Sacrifice, sacrifice to Belphegor
Sacrifice, gifts to the demon of gore
Sacrifice, gifts into porcelain
To the demon, of all that is unclean

Narrated:
As I approach the sacred throne
The stench of filth engulfs me
Telling a foul tale
Of endless sacrifice

B
To Baal-Pelor
Lord of the Opening of flesh
To Belphegor
Giver of gifts of filth

Refr.:

C
I step up to his throne
That of the Disputer old
The bringer of discovery of joy of filth and gold
The ancient despoiler to whom my soul is sold

Bridge:
Step onto the throne, claim your place

C
I take my place by his left foot
Ascending to my might
Preparing the sacrifice to which he hold the right
Delivering to Belphegor my gifts as black as night

Refr.:

A
In a dark chamber with no windows
Praise to the demon of gore
Sacrificing gifts from inside me
Praise to demon Belphegor

(Outdoor toilets were traditionally red in Norway)


Anyway, there are "serious" bands in black metal called such things as Belphegor and Sons of Abbadon (Abbadon being an evil general in Warhammer 40k):smallbiggrin: