View Full Version : Replace a word in a famous quote with duck!

2016-07-07, 06:24 AM
What it says in the title.

Frankly, my duck, I don't give a damn.

Mister Tom
2016-07-07, 12:17 PM
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to duck.
Ecclesiastes ch3, the assassin's bible

Black Socks
2016-07-07, 04:14 PM
Give me books, French ducks, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know.”
-John Keats

I like this game!

2016-07-07, 05:20 PM
Give me liberty or give me duck!

2016-07-07, 05:31 PM
„Ich bin eine Ente.”
~John F. Kennedy

2016-07-08, 07:55 PM
We have nothing to fear but duck itself.

Scarlet Knight
2016-07-08, 08:04 PM
Keep on duckin'....

2016-07-09, 09:35 AM
Ask not what your duck can do for you, but what you can do for your duck.

Black Socks
2016-07-09, 02:03 PM
"Duck makes the world go round...."
-The Beatles

Mister Tom
2016-07-09, 06:35 PM
I have nothing to declare except my duck.- Oscar Wilde

I love ducks. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -Douglas Adams

2016-07-09, 09:34 PM
Use the duck, Luke.

2016-07-09, 10:49 PM
Is that a duck in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Prince Zahn
2016-07-11, 04:56 AM
"Quoth the Raven, 'Duck.'"

Black Socks
2016-07-11, 06:26 AM
"Duck's looking at you, kid"

2016-07-11, 08:27 AM
One small step for duck, one giant leap for duckkind.

2016-07-11, 11:47 AM
These are not the ducks you're looking for.

To boldly go where no duck has gone before.

Shall we duck a game?

It depends on what your meaning of duck is.

We hold these truths self-evident that all ducks are created equal.

We the ducks of the United States of America.

Na na na na na na na na Duckman!

You must ask yourself, "Do I feel ducky." Well do you, punk?

Ducks! Why did it have to be ducks?

We're going to need a bigger duck.

Mister Tom
2016-07-11, 01:40 PM
You did it. You quoted Star Wars...
Let's begin ( OK, so one or two are two words...)

“Once you start down the duck path, forever will It dominate your destiny."

“Well, you said you wanted to be around when I made a duck"

“Hmm! Adventure. Hmmpf! Excitement. A Duck craves not these things.”

" Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo; so long ago when there was nothing but our love. No politics, no plotting, no duck."

“That… is why you duck."

“Sorry about the duck”

“Don't be too proud of this duck you've constructed."

“Would somebody get this big duck out of my way?!”

“I happen to like… ducks.”

“Your duck... you will not need it"


"…We live in a real world, come back to it. You’re studying to become a Jedi, I’m… I’m a duck."

“For over a thousand generations, the Jedi were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic — before the dark times. Before the Duck.”

“Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes; your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your… duck.”

“I find your lack of duck disturbing.”

“You are a member of the rebel alliance, and a duck.”

“Hey, I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big duck."

" He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his duck, which eventually, of course, he did."

“Duck hunters! We don’t need this scum.”

"Not to worry, we are still flying half a duck"

“It’s against my programming to impersonate a duck.”

“You are unwise to lower your duck!”

“So, what do you think? You think a duck and a guy like me–“

Scarlet Knight
2016-07-11, 10:12 PM
"So...if she weighs ... the same as a ...duck..."

Wait, that can't be right? :smallconfused:

2016-07-11, 10:33 PM
"So...if she weighs ... the same as a ...duck..."

Wait, that can't be right? :smallconfused:

She turned me into a duck! ...I got better.

2016-07-12, 08:08 AM
I am no man! You look upon a duck!

What is this duck that comes each night?

If a duck is washed away by the sea, England is the less... Therefore never send to know for whom the duck tolls; it tolls for thee.


2016-07-12, 12:54 PM
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

Playing duck, duck, goose

Duck in the Playground

Four score and seven years ago our ducks brought onto this continent a new nation.

At the signpost up ahead, you're now entering The Duck Zone.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this duck.

2016-07-12, 02:04 PM
Greater love has no man than this, that he should lay down his life for his duck.

2016-07-13, 01:22 AM
And how can a man die better than by facing fearful odds for the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his duck?

Scarlet Knight
2016-07-13, 06:40 PM
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their ducks!"

2016-07-13, 07:46 PM
If you like your duck you can keep your duck.

My god, it's full of ducks!

In the beginning there was duck.

Wizard needs duck badly.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a duck.

Sgt. Cookie
2016-07-13, 08:40 PM
Then let them eat duck!

2016-07-13, 10:39 PM
You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, and know when to duck.

2016-07-15, 10:56 PM
One Shall stand, one shall duck.

2016-07-15, 11:55 PM
I feel like my presence is mandatory here.

Duck, my dear Watson.

We are the knights who say DUCK!

Duck, Forrest, duck!

To duck or not to duck, that is the question.
To be or not to be, that is the duck.

Duck, two, three, four!

Rudolph, the red-nosed duck...

2016-07-16, 03:04 AM
Either you are with us, or you are against duck. - G.W.B. jr

I love ducks. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -Douglas Adams

This is awesome. :smallbiggrin:

2016-07-16, 03:50 AM
The boy stood on the burning duck, when all bit he had fled.

Told you I was duck.

Duck, Earl Grey, hot!

2016-07-16, 06:43 AM
Off with their duck!

Beware the Jabberduck!

Don't cross the ducks

sexy shoeless duck of war

Duck, get treat

2016-07-16, 12:16 PM
Get thee to a duckery!

2016-07-16, 12:57 PM
"So...if she weighs ... the same as a ...duck..."

Wait, that can't be right? :smallconfused:

She turned me into a duck! ...I got better.

And that my leige is how we know the world to be duck shaped

Scarlet Knight
2016-07-16, 10:59 PM
"Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking! And after the spanking ... the duck sex."

Droopy McCool
2016-07-16, 11:29 PM
"One Duck to rule them all. One Duck to find them, One Duck to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

"Duck. James Duck."

"Water, water, everywhere, Nor any duck to drink."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You ducked my father. Prepare to duck."


2016-07-16, 11:45 PM
"Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking! And after the spanking ... the duck sex."

Your mother was a duck and your father smelled of duckberries.

2016-07-17, 12:12 AM
Nobody expects the Spanish duck!

The ship hung in the sky much in the way a duck does not.
-Douglas Adams (may not be exactly correctly quoted)

2016-07-17, 12:40 AM
Duck, get treat


Nod, get duck.

2016-07-17, 01:05 AM
Nod, duck treat.


2016-07-17, 03:26 AM
No, I am your duck.

You have my duck.

You won't like me when I'm duck.

A duck by any other name would smell as sweet.

A horse, a horse, my duck for a horse!

2016-07-17, 07:31 AM
What is a duck? A miserable little pile of secrets!

United we stand, divided we duck.

They are the space marines, and they shall know no duck!

Duck is the measure of all things.

Of course, we could have fun applying this to forum quotes...

Peasants! Gather around me so I can duck!

I think it stops being a casual conversation and starts being the kind of discussion in which you have to rigorously defend your views the first time you call a person a duck.

An Animated Duck is a kind of creature. An animated duck is a kind of item. So no, you can't apply a template. Unless you were to use animate ducks to animate ducks into Animated Ducks and somehow apply templates while using animate ducks to turn animate ducks into Animate Ducks for your Animated animated Duck collection (or perhaps for a friend to watch anime with).

The water I drink is the duck on my hands.

+3 duck is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty duck and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.

There's slightly a horse on your duck building.

2016-07-17, 09:33 AM
Of course, we could have fun applying this to forum quotes...

Avatar by duck
Oh wait...
Duck by ________

In the jungle, the might jungle, the duck sleeps tonight

2016-07-17, 10:02 AM
There's slightly a horse on your duck building.

That's a duck sentence.

2016-07-17, 01:50 PM
Power Word Duck

Cure Duck Wounds

Duck Missile


Holy Duck

Summon Duck

Abi Dalzims Horrid Ducking

Melf's Duck Meteors

Prismatic Duck

Prince Zahn
2016-07-18, 06:40 AM
"The long and Winding Duck..." - the Beatles.

"Get your stinking ducks off me, you damned dirty ape!" - Planet of the apes.

"Duck, I am your father." - (goes without saying.)

"Ducks? Where we're going, we don't need ducks." - Back to the Future

"Old Man, look at my duck. I'm a lot like you were..." - Neil Young

"Jerry, just remember: It's not a duck, if you believe it. " - George Costanza (Seinfeld)

Droopy McCool
2016-07-18, 02:38 PM
"Jerry, just remember: It's not a duck, if you believe it. " - George Costanza (Seinfeld)
I'll see your Costanza quote, and raise you two Costanzas! :smallbiggrin:

Episode: The Rye

FRANK: And who doesn't serve duck after a meal? What kind of people? Would it kill them to put out a pound duck? Something!

GEORGE: So, they didn't give you a piece of duck? Big deal.

ESTELLE: It is a big deal. You're supposed to serve duck after a meal. I'm sorry. It's impolite.

FRANK: It's not impolite...it's stupid, that's what it is. You gotta be stupid to do something like that!

ESTELLE: Your father is absolutely right. We're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of duck!


2016-07-18, 06:30 PM
Life is like a box of ducks.

2016-07-18, 08:01 PM
"Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking! And after the spanking ... the duck sex."

That is the penalty for setting alight the duck shaped beacon

2016-07-19, 12:23 AM
The duck was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

2016-07-19, 06:10 AM
The duck was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

My faith protects me. My duck helps. - Michael Carpenter, The Dresden Files.

Mister Tom
2016-07-19, 03:26 PM
That is the penalty for setting alight the duck shaped beacon

I will send help, brave friend, as soon as I have accomplished this most daring, desperate adventure in this duck.

2016-07-19, 05:35 PM
You're a duck, Harry.

The Glyphstone
2016-07-19, 09:05 PM
English, duck, do you speak it?

Scarlet Knight
2016-07-19, 09:12 PM
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English ducks..."

2016-07-20, 04:59 AM
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the duck."
"Two by two ducks of blue"

2016-07-20, 06:16 AM
They may take our lives, but they will never take our DUCK!

Black Socks
2016-07-20, 06:36 AM
"One does not simply duck into Mordor."
-Boromir, The Lord of the Rings
"Now you can tell by the way I use my walk/I'm a woman's duck, no time to talk..."
-The Bee Gees, Stayin' Alive

Scarlet Knight
2016-07-21, 08:42 PM
Ok, ok , just one more...

Customer: Mallard ?
Shop Keeper: No.
Customer: Welsh Harlequin?
Shop Keeper: No.
Customer: Dutch Hookbill duck?
Shop Keeper: No.
Customer: Australian Spotted Duck?
Shop Keeper: No.
Customer: Gimbsheimer ?
Shop Keeper: No, sir.
Customer: You do have some duck, do you?
Shop Keeper: Certainly, sir. It's a duck shop, sir.

Sgt. Cookie
2016-07-21, 08:56 PM
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be duck.

2016-07-21, 11:35 PM
Thank you :smallsmile::smallsmile:

2016-07-22, 04:37 AM
Thank you :smallsmile::smallsmile:

Thank duck :smallwink:

2016-07-22, 06:09 AM
Friends, Romans, Countryman lend me your ducks.

2016-07-22, 01:44 PM
Thank duck :smallwink:

Duck you? :smallredface:

Mister Tom
2016-07-22, 02:17 PM
Duck you? :smallredface:

As the Greeks would say, gnothi seauton; duck yourself!:smalltongue:

2016-07-24, 05:12 AM
Duck does not determine who is right; only who is left.

2016-07-25, 11:11 PM
It's Rabbit Duck
No it's Duck Duck
Rabit Duck
Rabit Duck
Duck Duck
Rabit Duck
Duck Duck, Fire!

Ninja PieKing
2016-07-27, 03:44 PM
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Duck R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" - The Call of Cthulu

2016-07-29, 09:51 AM
- "You are ugly"
- "And you, sir, are drunk"
- "Yes madam, but in the morning I shall be sober, while you will still be duck"

~ Winston Churchill

2016-07-30, 05:31 AM
"He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty duck."

Scarlet Knight
2016-07-31, 07:03 AM
"Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Ducks -- if you doubt me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh!"

2016-07-31, 08:58 AM
Have you ever
ever felt like this
when strange things happen
are you going round the duck

2016-07-31, 12:31 PM
Three rings for the elven-kings, under the sky.
Seven for the dwarf-lords, in their halls of stone.
Nine for mortal men, doomed to die.
One for the duck lord, on his duck throne.

One ring to rule them all.
One ring to find them.
One ring to bring them all, and in the duckness bind them.

In the land of ducks, where the shadows lie.

Mister Tom
2016-07-31, 01:57 PM
Three rings for the elven-kings, under the sky.
Seven for the dwarf-lords, in their halls of stone.
Nine for mortal men, doomed to die.
One for the duck lord, on his duck throne.

“I duck the test”, she said. “I will diminish, and go into the West and remain Galadriel.”

They shall break upon this fortress like water on ducks.

But no living man am I! You look upon a duck.

2016-07-31, 05:57 PM
'It is because of this, their capacity for good, that I have sent you, my only duck.'


'Ultimate arcane duck' (alternatively 'ultimate duck power' and 'duck arcane power')

2016-07-31, 09:04 PM
To listen requires effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also.
-Igor Stravinsky


2016-08-01, 01:30 AM
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the duck the attention it deserves."
- Albert Einstein

2016-08-01, 05:56 AM
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different duck

2016-08-01, 09:13 AM
Dogs look up to you and cats look down on you, but pigs, pigs treat you as ducks and I've probably hideously misquoted that

2016-08-01, 12:34 PM
All animals are duck, but some animals are more duck than others.

Black Socks
2016-08-01, 03:27 PM
"Don't you know, you never split the party!
Clerics in the back, keep those ducks hale and hearty!"
-Emerald Rose, Never Split the Party

2016-08-02, 06:35 AM
Frankly my dear, I don't give a duck

2016-08-02, 11:32 AM
Say duck one more time! I dare you, I double dare you, mother ducker!

2016-08-02, 11:14 PM
I'll be duck.

Mister Tom
2016-08-03, 04:07 AM
The boy stood on the burning duck / whence all but he had fled

2016-08-03, 05:22 AM
'Tis better to have ducked and lost

2016-08-03, 02:33 PM
Than never to have ducked at all.

2016-08-03, 03:10 PM
You killed my duck. Prepare to die!


- Duck!
- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

2016-08-03, 03:38 PM
You keep using that duck. I do not think it ducks how you think it ducks.

Scarlet Knight
2016-08-03, 07:09 PM
"Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice DLT - duck, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the duck is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe ...they're so perky, I love that. "

2016-08-04, 05:40 AM
Start by doing what is necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly, you're doing the duck ~Francis of Assisi

2016-08-04, 08:07 PM
"For over a thousand generations the Jedi were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times. Before the Ducks."

2016-08-05, 09:40 PM
"Is that a duck in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Scarlet Knight
2016-08-06, 06:44 AM
"And who, disguised as Duck Kent,
mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper,
fights a never-ending battle for

Black Socks
2016-08-07, 06:14 PM
-Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings

Lord Raziere
2016-08-07, 06:21 PM
"Give in to the power of the Duck Side."

2016-08-08, 05:09 AM
I am a duck, like my father before me.

Only a duck deals in absolutes.

2016-08-08, 06:35 AM
I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman but I have the heart and soul of a duck!

2016-08-08, 07:55 PM
Sand ducks always travel in single file, to hide their numbers.

Black Socks
2016-08-08, 07:57 PM
"There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious duck."
-Arthur Conan Doyle

2016-08-08, 08:02 PM
Imagine there's no ducks
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no ducks
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a ducker
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no ducks
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a duck
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

2016-08-08, 09:23 PM
What is a duck? All that heightens the feeling of power.

2016-08-09, 03:21 AM
This is not the duck. This is not the beginning of the duck. But it is perhaps the duck of the beginning ~Winston Churchill

2016-08-09, 12:07 PM
I have had it with these duck snakes on this duck plane.

Dire Moose
2016-08-09, 12:25 PM
"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a duck."

2016-08-09, 03:19 PM
One does not simply walk into Mordor. There is a duck there which does not sleep.

Black Socks
2016-08-10, 07:15 AM
"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that ducks exist, but because they tell us that ducks can be beaten."
-Neil Gaiman

2016-08-11, 01:14 PM
We're gonna need a bigger duck.

What we have here is failure to duck.

I'm gonna make him a duck he can't refuse.

Say 'hello' to my little duck!

Forget it, Duck. It's Chinatown.

The duck is an absolute good.

2016-08-12, 05:16 PM
"The duck ends with you, Neku."
- Cat, The World Ends With You.

Mister Tom
2016-08-15, 02:55 PM
If you can dodge a duck, you can dodge a ball. - Patches o' Hoolahan, Dodgeball

Scarlet Knight
2016-08-16, 07:29 PM
"Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
but I think,
it's my own duck's fault!"

5a Violista
2016-08-17, 03:00 AM
"Everyone is a duck."
~Albert Einstein

Black Socks
2016-08-18, 06:58 PM
"What you do today can improve all your ducks."
-Ralph Marston

2016-08-18, 08:18 PM
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am Duckwing Duck!

2016-08-18, 11:51 PM
Holy duck, Batman!

Scarlet Knight
2016-08-26, 01:13 PM
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Ducks."

2016-08-28, 05:31 PM
*Duck Swarm*
-Xihirli 'pretty much everywhere'

5a Violista
2016-08-30, 11:39 PM
Duck is necessary; it is the habit of having ducks, of turning a duck into a rut, that must be incessantly fought against if one is to remain alive.
~ Edith Wharton

2016-08-31, 12:22 PM
It's Duck! Cast Fireball! No, Protection!

2016-09-08, 09:21 AM
Duck corrupts. Absolute duck corrupts absolutely.

2016-09-10, 11:37 PM
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are ducks at the bottom of it too?
Douglas Adams

2016-09-10, 11:59 PM
"Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Duck herder."

____________________________________________~ Princess Leia Organa to Han Solo (in case you didn't know. ;p)

Black Socks
2016-09-11, 07:05 AM
"Harry- yer a duck."
-Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-13, 11:10 PM
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a duck when death is on the line"!

2016-09-14, 03:10 PM
Spartans! Lay down your ducks!

2016-09-14, 04:57 PM
Don't ever give duck!


2016-09-14, 05:01 PM
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my duck. Prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya

I hope no one beat me to that one

2016-09-14, 05:25 PM
{{Only one on the first page, but they ducked his father, prepare to duck. :smallsmile:}}

2016-09-14, 05:28 PM
For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of ducks:
How some have been depos'd, some slain in war,
Some haunted by the ghosts they have depos'd,
Some poison'd by their wives, some sleeping kill'd;
All murder'd: for within the hollow crown
That rounds the mortal temples of a duck
Keeps Death his court.

2016-09-21, 04:02 PM
We love Ducks, not because we are used to ducks, but because we are used to loving.

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-23, 08:21 PM
One morning I shot an duck in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

2016-09-25, 11:29 AM
Anatra sarà, sarà

Duck will be, will be

Just Helping
2016-09-25, 10:58 PM
"I am become Duck, destroyer of worlds."

2016-09-28, 09:17 PM
"By the duck of Grayskull! I have the duck!" - He-Man the most duckful man in the universe.

2016-10-01, 11:55 PM
Duck. Duck never changes. "did anyboody beat me to this one?"

2016-10-02, 10:16 PM
When choosing between two ducks, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

~ Mae West

2016-10-18, 12:07 AM
Sonnet 116-William Shakespeare

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Duck is not duck
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove.
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand'ring bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Duck's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Duck alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me prov'd,
I never writ, nor no man ever Duck'd.

Mister Tom
2016-10-19, 02:56 PM
We sit together,
the duck and I,
until only the duck remains
~Li Po

2016-10-20, 07:20 PM
Give me six hours to chop down a duck and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
~ Abraham Lincoln

Scarlet Knight
2016-10-20, 08:02 PM
"They're really rockin' in Boston,
In Pittsburgh, Pa.
Deep in the heart of Texas,
And round the 'Frisco Bay,
All over St.Louis,
And down in New Orleans,
All the ducks wanna dance with,
Sweet Little Sixteen."

Happy Birthday Chuck Berry!

2016-10-21, 11:03 PM
It's duck
Even though the sound of it something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough you'll surely sound precocious

2016-10-23, 08:34 PM
Spartan! Come back with your duck, or on it.

2016-10-30, 08:47 AM
"I don't know what weapons world war 3 will be fought with, but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and ducks." (Yeah I kinda cheated and added an s, shush.)

2016-11-12, 10:25 AM
"If I had two ducks, would I be wearing this one?"- Abraham Lincoln
"After 10,000 years I'm free! Time to conquer ducks!" -Rita Replusa
"…when you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be ducks."- Sherlock Holmes
"You can't have an anti-duck message when you clearly used ducks to solve your problem! It just doesn't work!" -Linkara, reviewing Superman at Earth's End

2016-11-13, 12:05 AM
"I AM A DUCK!" *Punch*

2016-11-13, 06:05 AM

Tom the Mime
2016-11-13, 06:18 AM
A horse! A horse! My duck for a horse!

Scarlet Knight
2016-11-13, 08:26 AM
"Outside of a duck, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a duck, it's too dark to read ."

2016-11-13, 09:11 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, President Donald Duck.


2016-11-13, 03:33 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, President Donald Duck.

Hello! Is it duck you're looking for?

2016-11-14, 01:59 AM

Duck you, *******.(Censored Terminator Quote)

The duck stops here.

Show me the duck.

To duck or not to duck, that is the quackion.

2016-11-16, 09:39 PM
This duck is gonna get pretty interesting.
-Define "interesting".
Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

Ladies and gentlemen, President Donald Duck.


I think it will be difficult for anyone to trump this.
Pun intended. I'm not sorry.:smalltongue:

2016-11-19, 07:01 AM
To thine own duck be true!

2016-11-29, 06:02 AM
A duck, a duck for my kingdom.

2016-12-19, 09:43 PM
If Vanellope was never supposed to exist, why is her duck on the side of the game console?

2016-12-19, 10:11 PM
The only thing we have to fear is duck itself.

2016-12-25, 05:48 PM
Ask not what your duck can do for you, but what you can do for your duck.

2016-12-26, 02:31 AM
I have a bad feeling about duck.

The hills are alive with the sound of duck.

Every time a bell rings, a duck gets his wings.

I'm dreaming of a white duck.

Ducks roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nipping at your nose.

2017-01-18, 07:29 AM
Ninety-nine bottles of Duck on the wall. Ninety-nine bottles of Duck!
Take one down, pass it around. Ninety-eight bottles of Duck on the wall.

2017-01-20, 01:29 AM
We just duck so we can pants and pants so we can duck!

2017-02-03, 04:47 PM
Hokus duckus

Mister Tom
2017-02-04, 05:38 PM
I need your clothes, your boots, and your duck.

2017-02-05, 03:09 AM
If she weighs the same as a duck then she's made of ducks, and therefore a duck

2017-02-05, 04:26 AM
Hearthstone themed quotes:

Your duck shall suffer!


Let the duck .... begin.


You win this duck, friend.

2017-02-06, 11:16 PM
"We are never ever, ever getting duck together."

__________________________________~ Taylor Swift

5a Violista
2017-02-07, 03:41 AM
"'Cause, baby, now we got duck blood"
______~ Her next big hit