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JNAProductions
2016-07-07, 02:08 PM
Ability Score Improvements-Your Charisma increases by 2, and your Constitution increases by 1.

Age-Assimar, due to their divine heritage, mature at the same rate as humans, but live a decade or two longer.

Alignment-Also due to their divine heritage, Assimar tend towards the good end of the spectrum. Regardless of their alignment, though, they always tend towards the sexy end.

Size-Despite having a booty of prodigious size, you stand about the same height as a human. Your size is medium.

Speed-Your speed is 30'.

Darkvision-You have Darkvision out to 60', thanks to celestial heritage.

Entrancing Ass-All Assimar have firm, well-rounded butts. As such, they are able to use it to entrance others. As an action, you may attempt to charm everyone within 30' by dropping your trousers or otherwise exposing your butt. All creatures within 30' must make a Wisdom saving throw against DC 8+Proficiency Modifier+Your Charisma Modifier, or be charmed for so long as you maintain concentration (and keep your butt on display).While charmed in this way, they consider you to be an object of great desire, and will try to keep you safe. At the start of their turns and any time they take damage, they may repeat the saving throw. In addition, anyone who's sexuality doesn't align properly has advantage on their save. (For instance, a male Assimar trying to use Entrancing Ass on a straight male would give them advantage on their save. As such, asexual people always have advantage on this save.) This ability may be used once per long rest.

Charms of the Glorious Butt-You know the Friends Cantrip. Once you reach third level, you may cast Charm Person as a second level spell once per long rest. At fifth level, you may cast Suggestion once per long rest. Your spellcasting modifier for these spells are Charisma, and your spellcasting focus is your butt.

Languages-You know Common and Celestial.

Alternative Assimar: Teatfling

A Teatfling is the evil counterpart to the Assimar. Replace Entrancing Ass with Jiggling Chest and Charms Of The Glorious Butt with Charms Of The Magnificent Chest-the effects remain the same, excepting that it's your chest instead of your rear.

Languages are changed, however-you begin play knowing Common and Infernal or Abyssal (your choice, depending on your heritage).

AvatarVecna
2016-07-07, 02:10 PM
This looks like it would combine well with that "Oath of Nudity" Paladin homebrew I saw awhile back. :smalltongue:

Final Hyena
2016-07-07, 03:10 PM
Entrancing AssAll creatures (snip) or be charmed for so long as you maintain concentration
Will you be adding in a skill for butt jiggling?

JNAProductions
2016-07-07, 03:10 PM
That should be covered under Performance.

Final Hyena
2016-07-07, 03:15 PM
Every performer is now a master butt jiggler...
I mean I can live with that...

khadgar567
2016-07-07, 11:18 PM
Angels of lust(lustimar) comming right up( like we need naughtier angels)hell yeah

JNAProductions
2016-07-07, 11:57 PM
At Khadgar''s request, a racial feat:

The Ass Of A Champion
Requirements: Assimar, Charisma 13+

Benefits:
-Your AC is equal to 10+your Dexterity Modifier+your Charisma modifier so long as your butt is exposed (and you are not using a shield).
-You may use Entrancing Ass once per short rest instead of once per long rest.

Final Hyena
2016-07-08, 01:21 AM
Depending on class archetype and level, the feat can net you anywhere from +0 to +5 ac which has a bit too much potential for a feat. For one part of a feat.

khadgar567
2016-07-08, 01:44 AM
Depending on class archetype and level, the feat can net you anywhere from +0 to +5 ac which has a bit too much potential for a feat. For one part of a feat.
Actualy +0 to +10 it uses dex and cha

Final Hyena
2016-07-08, 03:13 AM
Actualy +0 to +10 it uses dex and cha
You get dex by default. :smalltongue:

JNAProductions
2016-07-08, 11:39 AM
Depending on class archetype and level, the feat can net you anywhere from +0 to +5 ac which has a bit too much potential for a feat. For one part of a feat.

Realistically, it's more like +3. You've got Studded Leather in most cases, and for those that don't, you have Mage Armor (making it only +2). It's potent, to be sure, but I don't think it's too much.

Final Hyena
2016-07-08, 12:47 PM
Even when it's just +3ac that's still a lot for a feat. Even without the other two benefits. One of those benefits turns a cantrip into something just shy of a first level spell.

Friends doesn't work on hostile
Charm only works on humanoids

Friends has no save
Charm has no concentration

Friends is at will
Charm gives charmed

JNAProductions
2016-07-08, 12:49 PM
Even when it's just +3ac that's still a lot for a feat. Even without the other two benefits. One of those benefits turns a cantrip into something just shy of a first level spell.

Friends doesn't work on hostile
Charm only works on humanoids

Friends has no save
Charm has no concentration

Friends is at will
Charm gives charmed

I'll remove the bit about Friends-that is probably too much.

And you actually nab a similar increase from Moderately Armored. That unlocks shields, which is worth +2.

Final Hyena
2016-07-08, 01:23 PM
At the very least don't let the ass AC stack with shields.

JNAProductions
2016-07-08, 01:25 PM
At the very least don't let the ass AC stack with shields.

That's legit. Change made.

AvatarVecna
2016-07-08, 04:31 PM
At the very least don't let the ass AC stack with shields.

This belongs in some kind of "out of context D&D quotes" thread.

Final Hyena
2016-07-08, 04:54 PM
This belongs in some kind of "out of context D&D quotes" thread.
The air conditioning provided by both a rotating shield and jiggling butt is just.... you have to draw the line somewhere!

JNAProductions
2017-11-04, 09:36 PM
Edited the OP to add in the Teatfling.

Aleister VII
2018-05-24, 11:59 AM
If allowed, I would love to play both of these races in any game, any day! xD

SodaQueen
2018-05-24, 02:22 PM
Wut what? huh? bwaa?