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The Vorpal Tribble
2007-07-04, 03:08 PM
Interested in how to make yourself your own god? Perhaps lose those last few pesky pounds? Even save money on funeral expenses? Look no farther!
Make yourself a mummy in the privacy of your own home. (http://althouse.blogspot.com/2007/07/process-of-becoming-self-made-mummy-is.html)
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This is deserving of a template wouldn't you think?
InaVegt
2007-07-04, 03:31 PM
Interested in how to make yourself your own god? Perhaps lose those last few pesky pounds? Even save money on funeral expenses? Look no farther!
Make yourself a mummy in the privacy of your own home. (http://althouse.blogspot.com/2007/07/process-of-becoming-self-made-mummy-is.html)
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This is deserving of a template wouldn't you think?
most certainly deserving of a template, maybe a modified version of the lich?
PhallicWarrior
2007-07-04, 06:25 PM
That...that is INSANE!
That...that is INSANE!
Most religions are, at least when you analyze pieces of them alone, if you step back and look at them closely. ;)
Icewalker
2007-07-04, 07:42 PM
I find it interesting that a Gitp forum smiley extremely accurately represents this article.
:eek:
Krimm_Blackleaf
2007-07-04, 07:49 PM
most certainly deserving of a template, maybe a modified version of the lich?
Seconded, get to work VT!:smallamused:
soozenw
2007-07-04, 10:22 PM
ugh. Did anyone else click on any of the links in the article?
I've seen mummies with more meat on their bones! (http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/anorexic-2005/0/)
Sye216
2007-07-05, 12:23 AM
Yech. I prefer to be dead before someone mummifies me, 'kay, thanks, bye.
Narmoth
2007-07-05, 04:23 AM
Hehe. Well, in 2nd ed, we had the greater mummy. This I would say woul rather be some form of crypth thing, an insane monster with clerical abilities that guard some sacred thingy in the jungle rather a undead mastermind that plots to aquire more dark magic.
bosssmiley
2007-07-05, 12:40 PM
"Drink lacquer: if it doesn't poison you, it'll mummify you alive"
^- that's either the best ever, or the worst ever, advert for a beverage I've ever seen, but I simply can't tell which!
(It's all gone a bit Schrodinger again... :smalleek: )
When I read the thread title, I somewhat expected beer. German beer.
The_Chilli_God
2007-07-05, 02:54 PM
I expected ambrosia and nectar.
I was woefully misled, and angered that those monks thought you could become worshipped like a god just by making yourself a mummy. :smallannoyed:
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:smalltongue:
Orzel
2007-07-05, 05:13 PM
I just started believing that there are people who don't eat meat. This blows my MIND!
*xploads*
The Vorpal Tribble
2007-07-15, 11:48 PM
I just started believing that there are people who don't eat meat. This blows my MIND!
*xploads*
Heh, Atkins eat your heart out.
Orzel
2007-07-17, 06:11 PM
Heh, Atkins eat your heart out.
First time I met vegan, I was put in a state of confusion for an hour.
Cyrano
2007-07-17, 09:22 PM
That sounds just like the kind of person who would decided to collect every single record ever made. The question is, why didn't those ancient monks develop vinyl?
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