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Pex
2016-08-04, 10:49 PM
Continuing the game.

https://s26.postimg.org/miyjsv7tx/seventhvoyageofsinbad.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/miyjsv7tx/)

Sorry, I can't get it larger.

Scarlet Knight
2016-08-05, 05:50 AM
"I hate these half price go-go's...."

Black Socks
2016-08-05, 07:07 AM
'You put your upper left arm in, you put your upper left arm out....'

Also including a link to the old thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?281967-The-Caption-Contest-II-Caption-s-Log-Stardate-Never-Mind) just for record-keeping.

Lentrax
2016-08-05, 01:55 PM
Thank the gods I brought Captain Kirk along as my wingmate. He'll take anything.

Asmodean_
2016-08-05, 02:03 PM
Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube naga!
Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube naga!!
Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube naga!!!

Hi I'm Al Harrington, president and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Naga Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Nagas and I am passing the savings on to you!!!
Attract customers to your business! Make a splash at your next presentation! Keep grandma company! Protect your crops! Confuse your neighbours! African-American? Hail a cab! Testify in church! Or just raise the roof! Whatever your Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Naga needs are!
So come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Naga Emporium and Warehouse! Route 2 in Weekapaug!

Ninjaman
2016-08-06, 05:08 AM
Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube naga!
Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube naga!!
Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube naga!!!

Dammit, I was gonna say that.

Asmodean_
2016-08-06, 12:23 PM
Dammit, I was gonna say that.

You could almost say... that Ninjaman... has been ninja'd

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

Libro
2016-08-08, 08:16 AM
That is quite a bizarre bazaar.

Pex
2016-08-10, 12:13 PM
Bronze Metal


'You put your upper left arm in, you put your upper left arm out....'



Silver Metal


Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube naga!
Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube naga!!
Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube naga!!!


Gold Metal


Thank the gods I brought Captain Kirk along as my wingmate. He'll take anything.

Is next . . .

Lentrax
2016-08-10, 04:31 PM
Road trip!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d7/3a/dd/d73add489b94c11a9547f68c50fc6f3b.jpg

Black Socks
2016-08-11, 06:11 PM
And you thought your car's paint job was poorly done.
The tradition of tying a tin can to a newlywed couple's car has gone a bit too far.

Scarlet Knight
2016-08-11, 06:46 PM
"I got it one piece at a time,
And it wouldn't cost me a dime,
You'll know it's me when I come through your town.
I'm gonna ride around in style,
I'm gonna drive everybody wild,
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around!"

Asmodean_
2016-08-13, 04:49 PM
This is precisely why you don't pick all the optional extras.

Ninjaman
2016-08-13, 06:02 PM
Tin-man was on Pimp My Ride and asked for a more personal vehicle.

Mister Tom
2016-08-15, 02:47 PM
24 Therefore he who hear these words and puts them into practice is like a wise man who pimped his ride out of chrome. The rain came down, and the winds blew and beat against that hood ornamentation yet it did not fall, because it's metal.25 Obviously.. 26 But he who hears these words and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who pimped his ride out of ****ing cardboard. 27 Like the guy in the last thread. 28. I mean, doth it not rain in your part of Hicksville?

Lentrax
2016-08-17, 11:12 PM
Tin-man was on Pimp My Ride and asked for a more personal vehicle.


And you thought your car's paint job was poorly done.


This is precisely why you don't pick all the optional extras.

Asmodean! Take it away!

Asmodean_
2016-08-18, 02:35 AM
It's technically a gif but it still counts, right?

http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/L4tvI.gif

Ninjaman
2016-08-18, 07:33 AM
When you're hacking into pentagon and your computer restarts.

thirsting
2016-08-18, 09:03 AM
Hot this week: Work it out at your desk - 7 reasons why you should exorcise at work
(http://not.really.a.link.i.hope.this.goes.nowhere.also.it s.not.a.typo)

Black Socks
2016-08-18, 06:48 PM
The computer holy wars begin.... all Apple infidels must be destroyed. Long live the king and Microsoft!

Pex
2016-08-18, 11:54 PM
When you lose Words With Friends for the twentieth time.

Lentrax
2016-08-19, 09:25 AM
Octodad puts on a human suit. Hilarity ensues.

Mister Tom
2016-08-19, 12:15 PM
Steve, that's not what I meant when I said you need to get better at juggling your workload...

Asmodean_
2016-08-21, 10:11 AM
I'll leave this open for another 24 hours then pick the top 3.

Mister Tom
2016-08-21, 06:12 PM
Wacky waving irascible arm-flailing co-worker!

Asmodean_
2016-08-22, 02:45 PM
CuSn:

Steve, that's not what I meant when I said you need to get better at juggling your
workload...

Ag:

Hot this week: Work it out at your desk - 7 reasons why you should exorcise at work
(http://not.really.a.link.i.hope.this.goes.nowhere.also.it s.not.a.typo)

Au:

When you're hacking into pentagon and your computer restarts.

Ninjaman, take it away!

Ninjaman
2016-08-24, 02:52 PM
Yay!
New pic!
http://www.calvarywellington.org.nz/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/blog_mistake.jpg

Pex
2016-08-24, 05:55 PM
Let me see those plans again!

https://s26.postimg.org/pqpw67kv9/image.png

Lentrax
2016-08-25, 03:49 AM
"We can fix this."
"How?"
"We are really good at Tetris. Trust us."

Asmodean_
2016-08-25, 09:15 AM
This is why you need WorldEdit.

Scarlet Knight
2016-08-26, 08:09 AM
The road to the Olympic village ran into some cost overuns...

Libro
2016-08-26, 02:20 PM
"This is why you cannot draw 2D plans for a 3D object."

Mister Tom
2016-09-04, 10:31 AM
"It's only a model."
(Shhh)

Vivee
2016-09-04, 06:41 PM
"Okay, this MIGHT be an issue. Oh well!"

Black Socks
2016-09-06, 04:02 PM
"Let ME design the bridge! I play Bridge Builder on Hooda Math, what could possibly go wrong?"

In the old days, you used moats and walls if you wanted to keep people out of your city. Now, you have this.

Ninjaman
2016-09-07, 04:01 AM
Bronze:

This is why you need WorldEdit.

Silver

"Let ME design the bridge! I play Bridge Builder on Hooda Math, what could possibly go wrong?"

Gold:

Let me see those plans again!

https://s26.postimg.org/pqpw67kv9/image.png

Pex take it away!

Pex
2016-09-07, 11:07 PM
https://s26.postimg.org/r2f3uwc4p/michaelphelps.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/wqlelsgh1/)

thirsting
2016-09-07, 11:18 PM
The producers of the new TMNT musical were not happy with the budget they got to work with.

Asmodean_
2016-09-08, 12:34 PM
MFW I'm the real Slim Shady but someone else stood up.

Black Socks
2016-09-08, 02:14 PM
"Cosplaying for Beginners" waiting room.

Ninjaman
2016-09-09, 03:20 AM
When you forget your swimming goggles so you have to wait for your mom to bring them while the other kids play.

MFW I study ten hours for an exam and my friend who didn't study gets the same grade.

Lentrax
2016-09-09, 11:05 PM
"Dude! Bra! Where's your board? What do you mean, it fell off your roof. You got a car? And you haven't been sharing rides? Not cool, bra."

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-10, 05:26 AM
"Mike! Sorry you didn't get the Aquaman role in the Justice league movie. Better luck next time! I'll call you from Hollywood!"

Libro
2016-09-10, 08:59 PM
"Concentrated or constipated?" Please don't shoot me, it was my evil twin's idea.

Pex
2016-09-12, 07:51 PM
Ryan Lochte Third Place Award:


When you forget your swimming goggles so you have to wait for your mom to bring them while the other kids play.


Katie Ledecky Second Place Award:


"Concentrated or constipated?" Please don't shoot me, it was my evil twin's idea.

Michael Phelps First Place Award:


"Mike! Sorry you didn't get the Aquaman role in the Justice league movie. Better luck next time! I'll call you from Hollywood!"

Is next!

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-13, 10:48 PM
Yaay! Well how about this:

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6208/6048254327_560ce77780_b.jpg

Ninjaman
2016-09-14, 09:43 AM
And here we see some 17th century German fashion. No wait I am being told this is a contemporary fashion show.

Asmodean_
2016-09-14, 12:31 PM
15th Century Traditional or 21st Century Hipster? You decide!

Black Socks
2016-09-14, 02:19 PM
"Hear ye, hear ye! Welcome to ye olde- wait, this isn't a Renaissance Faire? It's an art exhibition? That's it, I'm done. I quit."

Pex
2016-09-14, 11:54 PM
The little girl is upset. She thought the contest was for Princess of the Fair, not Princes.

Libro
2016-09-15, 07:39 AM
"Ye gods! I must have bent sent to the Nine Hells or the Abyss.

Only in such an evil place should one be able to find men in tights."

KuReshtin
2016-09-19, 03:15 AM
"We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
We're butch."

Lentrax
2016-09-19, 12:02 PM
Sorry guys, the ABBA reunion tour is next weekend.

Mister Tom
2016-09-19, 01:13 PM
Hell of a trick to play on a blind man, Bob.

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-20, 06:58 PM
Come and greet the stars of Vixen’s new blockbuster: “A Connecticut Porn star in King Arthur’s Court”.

Now in third Place and the winner of the “How are my seams?” award:

15th Century Traditional or 21st Century Hipster? You decide!
Second Place and winner of the “No, we’re just Merry.” award:

"We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
We're butch."
First Place and winner of the “It’s good to be the King” award:

Sorry guys, the ABBA reunion tour is next weekend.
Huzzah for Lentrax!

Lentrax
2016-09-22, 03:09 PM
Open floor!

Black Socks
2016-09-22, 06:42 PM
Much obliged!

https://llwproductions.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/surprised-baby-monkeys.jpg?w=350&h=200&crop=1

(Sorry, but I can't get it any bigger.)

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-22, 09:53 PM
"Did he just slip on a banana peel?"

Ninjaman
2016-09-23, 05:06 AM
It took a couple of tries before Tarzan became the king of the jungle.

Asmodean_
2016-09-24, 07:59 AM
Five minutes into FNAF and chill and he gives you this look

Mister Tom
2016-09-24, 08:43 AM
"Oh my goodness did he just- oh, no wait, that's his tail..."

Pex
2016-09-24, 11:49 AM
See No Evil Monkey didn't see the hole.

Vivee
2016-09-26, 03:45 PM
"I... don't think a banana is supposed to go there..."

Lentrax
2016-09-26, 04:55 PM
"It's... I'm sure... Well, George has hit trees before. I'm sure he's fine..."

Black Socks
2016-09-26, 05:55 PM
"Look! The zoo has an exhibit of those weird things they call.... humans!"

The Bronze String goes to:

See No Evil Monkey didn't see the hole.
The Silver Peel goes to:

It took a couple of tries before Tarzan became the king of the jungle.
But I'm going to have to give the Golden Banana to:

"Did he just slip on a banana peel?"

Scarlet Knight, the mic is yours!

Asmodean_
2016-09-27, 12:15 PM
"Ah screw it, if he's not going to let the rightful winner post a picture, I'm outta here."

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-27, 08:16 PM
Will this do?

https://s3.amazonaws.com/media.rdt/17066_front_mascot_edwin_march_2015f.jpg

Asmodean_
2016-09-28, 12:19 PM
"And once they make the final touchdown... all their souls will be MINE!"

Lentrax
2016-09-29, 02:18 AM
I finally made it to the Space Jam!

Tom the Mime
2016-09-29, 07:45 AM
A surprising number of players still needed to be reminded which was the right side of the field and which was the left side.

Vivee
2016-09-29, 11:27 AM
Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well.

Ninjaman
2016-09-30, 11:22 AM
For the first time ever, Scarlet Knight shows his real face.

Black Socks
2016-09-30, 02:23 PM
"You'll get to wear a costume in this job, they said. This will help you become an actor, they said."

Libro
2016-09-30, 04:52 PM
Huh....a red shirt...maybe that's why they've had the "Now Hiring" sign out since the season started.

In Star Trek, the unnamed red-shirted personnel that accompanied away teams frequently died.

Pex
2016-10-03, 12:13 AM
Ronald Weasely complained about getting a maroon sweater once too many.

Scarlet Knight
2016-10-04, 08:56 PM
“Rutgers is the state University of New Jersey; Capeesh ?”

Third place & the It’s Sad but True award goes to :

A surprising number of players still needed to be reminded which was the right side of the field and which was the left side.
Second place & the Institute of Higher Learning award goes to:

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well.
And First place and the Cost of Being in the B1G Conference is really high award goes to:

"And once they make the final touchdown... all their souls will be MINE!"

Rah Rah Aaaaaaaasmodean!

Asmodean_
2016-10-05, 12:34 PM
More gif-y goodness!
http://i.imgur.com/JVcixs0.gif

Pex
2016-10-05, 12:41 PM
What do you call three female dogs dressed in yellow howling to Caribbean music?

Black Socks
2016-10-05, 02:25 PM
~3 seconds before this picture~
"Why are you so energetic?"

Take out the comma and its referring to attractive women who dress as desserts in those cake mix commercials.

Lentrax
2016-10-08, 08:20 AM
Meh, Key Lime is way better.

Mister Tom
2016-10-08, 11:17 AM
What is my Labrador's idea of a perfect weekend?

Scarlet Knight
2016-10-12, 10:12 PM
No one likes working in the bakery because the...

Black Socks
2016-10-13, 06:11 AM
"I'm sponsored by a bookstore chain, and they give me free books."
"I'm sponsored by a restaurant franchise, and they give me discounts on meals."
"Hey, I heard Jim was sponsored by a bakery. Jim, do you get any free stuff?"

Asmodean_
2016-10-13, 01:28 PM
The Bronze Anzac Biscuit goes to:

Meh, Key Lime is way better.

The Silver Fairy Bread goes to:

No one likes working in the bakery because the...

But the Golden Lamington is awarded to:

"I'm sponsored by a bookstore chain, and they give me free books."
"I'm sponsored by a restaurant franchise, and they give me discounts on meals."
"Hey, I heard Jim was sponsored by a bakery. Jim, do you get any free stuff?"

Black Socks, take it away!

Black Socks
2016-10-13, 04:41 PM
Ah thank you, thank you very much.

https://llwproductions.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/whassup.jpg

Pex
2016-10-13, 05:26 PM
This snapshot of penguins gets a seal of approval.

KuReshtin
2016-10-14, 04:18 AM
'Steve, this is a private function requiring formalwear!
Go home!'

Syldar
2016-10-14, 10:55 AM
"Heywatchyadoin?" as he pops in from offscreen.

Ninjaman
2016-10-14, 04:17 PM
"We all have that one friend"

"Day 1, I think they're on to me"

"How not nice of all those penguins to photobomb that seal"

"Wobbuffet!"

Libro
2016-10-14, 05:33 PM
"A seal was found yesterday morning floating in the mayor's swimming pool. Animal control was called and pronounced the seal dead at the scene. An autopsy is expected later today. The investigation thus far has turned up a waterproof camera with this photo stored on its memory:


We have been told little else about the incident, but we do know police and coast guard are performing a joint search for the perpetrators. Back to you Bob."

Scarlet Knight
2016-10-14, 08:18 PM
Aye, lad; tis a selkie selfie!

Asmodean_
2016-10-15, 12:12 PM
This snapshot of penguins gets a seal of approval.

That's it, we're done here.

Black Socks
2016-10-16, 12:11 PM
Runners-ups:

"Wobbuffet!"

Aye, lad; tis a selkie selfie!

'Steve, this is a private function requiring formalwear!
Go home!'

"Day 1, I think they're on to me"


But I'm going to have to agree. Pex wins hands (or flippers) down.

This snapshot of penguins gets a seal of approval.

Pex
2016-10-16, 02:04 PM
Takes a bow.

https://s26.postimg.org/b2g711xbd/grimfandango.jpg

Lentrax
2016-10-16, 06:47 PM
Remind the fans of what worked all you want. Disney is not bringing back the adventure game genre.

Ninjaman
2016-10-17, 02:14 PM
You all just stay put while we make yet another call of duty.

Scarlet Knight
2016-10-22, 06:50 AM
"Ah, I remember my first teaching assignment... little monsters."

Asmodean_
2016-10-22, 04:14 PM
You know this is an old picture because there's not a single dab, whip, nae nae or bottle flip to be seen.

Libro
2016-10-23, 01:58 PM
Takes a bow.

...Aren't the skeletons resistant to arrows?

Pex
2016-10-24, 12:40 PM
The Glottis 3rd place award goes to


...Aren't the skeletons resistant to arrows?

The Meche Colomar 2nd place award goes to


You all just stay put while we make yet another call of duty.

The Manny Calavera 1st place award and Number Nine ticket goes to


"Ah, I remember my first teaching assignment... little monsters."

Scarlet Knight
2016-10-24, 10:22 PM
Thank you, guys!

Open floor!

Asmodean_
2016-10-25, 02:24 AM
Shotgun!

http://i.imgur.com/Bo1F55Y.gif

Ninjaman
2016-10-25, 06:07 PM
And the winner of the worst sex face contest is...

Pex
2016-10-25, 09:41 PM
Yes, you have to vote for one of them.

Black Socks
2016-10-26, 05:38 PM
When you're in the park and a cute dog walks up to you and starts peeing on your leg

Lentrax
2016-10-27, 01:53 AM
And that kids, was what started the war to destroy animated GIFs from the face of the internet....

Libro
2016-10-27, 10:47 AM
The forum already has two smilies with a tongue sticking out. :smalltongue::smallyuk: Why do we need this gif?



Something tells me there may be more than a fly in his soup.http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z257/kerisrain/other/X.png

Scarlet Knight
2016-10-27, 08:28 PM
"Outh-h-h-house...n-n-n-no...he-he- heat!"

Black Socks
2016-10-28, 08:02 PM
When you're soaking your feet under running water and the water suddenly gets REALLY REALLY HOT
#realcanadianwaytowarmup

Asmodean_
2016-11-01, 01:18 PM
The Bronze Al Murray goes to:

When you're in the park and a cute dog walks up to you and starts peeing on your leg

The Silver Dave Gorman goes to:

Something tells me there may be more than a fly in his soup.

But the winner of the Gold Rob Beckett is:

Yes, you have to vote for one of them.


*current leaderboard in Taskmaster

Pex
2016-11-01, 11:41 PM
https://s26.postimg.org/4dhp032eh/busted.jpg

Syldar
2016-11-02, 07:47 AM
That's it, you've barked up the wrong tree for the LAST time!

Lentrax
2016-11-02, 09:22 AM
Ace Ventura 3: He's a cop now!

Asmodean_
2016-11-02, 01:20 PM
Step away from the hostage, place your weapon on the floor, paws on the wall... That's it... There's a good boy who's a good boy whoozee whoozee izzityou itsyooouuuu

Mister Tom
2016-11-02, 02:43 PM
At first, it seems like a routine pugs bust...

Scarlet Knight
2016-11-03, 08:35 PM
"You know, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to work in the K-9 unit..."

Black Socks
2016-11-04, 06:19 AM
"Hustle ladies!"
"I think you mean b****s...."

Libro
2016-11-04, 06:01 PM
Somebody must've been frisky. *ba-dum tsh*

Lentrax
2016-11-04, 08:44 PM
Somebody must've been frisky. *ba-dum tsh*

And now he's just getting frisked.

Pex
2016-11-07, 01:34 PM
Honorable mention for spelling "must've" correctly instead of "must of". People spelling "of" for "'ve" gets on my nerves.


Somebody must've been frisky. *ba-dum tsh*

Give a dog a bone 3rd place


That's it, you've barked up the wrong tree for the LAST time!

Bow wow 2nd place


"You know, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to work in the K-9 unit..."

Best in show 1st place


Step away from the hostage, place your weapon on the floor, paws on the wall... That's it... There's a good boy who's a good boy whoozee whoozee izzityou itsyooouuuu

Is next

Asmodean_
2016-11-07, 02:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QGMdtsv.png

Black Socks
2016-11-07, 06:46 PM
'One of these things is not like the others'....

The Scooby Stack (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScoobyStack) went a little too far....

*cue Mission Impossible theme music*

You know, it says something about their brains if that's comfortable....

Pex
2016-11-07, 06:48 PM
"Okay, class, what number is this? Remember, we're counting in base fox."

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-07, 10:04 PM
Not content with merely occupying Bob's backyard, the monsters began to perform mitosis.

Scarlet Knight
2016-11-07, 11:20 PM
Family reunions: yeah, you know the feeling...

Ninjaman
2016-11-08, 07:25 AM
This isn't even my final form.


Lazy game development 101: just stick more heads on it.

Tom the Mime
2016-11-08, 08:09 AM
"Don't look now but I think we've got them outfoxed"

Lentrax
2016-11-09, 05:12 PM
Waitaminute. Aren't kitsune supposed to have multiple tails?

Pex
2016-11-09, 06:59 PM
"It's a story, of a foxy lady, who was bringing up four very lovely cubs . . ."

Libro
2016-11-09, 10:16 PM
left fox: "Yeah, he's the brains of the family."

Yael
2016-11-10, 10:46 AM
''Ginyu Tokusentai!''

Asmodean_
2016-11-10, 01:16 PM
So many good ones in this mix, but here we go:

The Bronze Echidna goes to:

"Don't look now but I think we've got them outfoxed"

The Silver Emu goes to:

"Okay, class, what number is this? Remember, we're counting in base fox."

But the winner of the Gold Kangaroo is:

Not content with merely occupying Bob's backyard, the monsters began to perform mitosis.

Take it away!

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-15, 08:05 PM
Sorry for the lateness of the pic.
http://i.imgur.com/c9WON0X.jpg

Scarlet Knight
2016-11-15, 08:17 PM
"Ooooh, step on it before they run out!"

Ninjaman
2016-11-16, 05:31 AM
Faster, we need to get one before they run out!

Yael
2016-11-16, 11:22 AM
''Taxi, follow that ticket!''

Pex
2016-11-16, 01:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEkhs6n37RI

Asmodean_
2016-11-16, 05:30 PM
"Officer Jim?"
"Yeah Officer Bob?"
"Did you see how fast those tickets were going?"
"Yeah... probably broke the speed limit."
"This would be ironic if we were going to do anything about it."

Asmodean_
2016-11-22, 02:08 AM
Every time I post here, the thread dies...

Ninjaman
2016-11-22, 04:28 AM
Every time I post here, the thread dies...

Asmodean_, the Caption Killer

Scarlet Knight
2016-11-24, 08:51 AM
Ugh, even the police have a Black Friday Sale...

Black Socks
2016-11-24, 07:16 PM
"We needed to raise some money, and we had some excess tickets, so...."

GreyStormcrow
2016-11-29, 11:18 AM
Some good ones here.

The Bronze Bow goes to:

"Ooooh, step on it before they run out!"
The Silver Chair goes to:

"We needed to raise some money, and we had some excess tickets, so...."
And the Golden Ruler goes to:

Ugh, even the police have a Black Friday Sale...
You're up!

Scarlet Knight
2016-11-30, 06:49 AM
Thank you!

How about :https://monetarysov.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/napoleon-02.jpg

Black Socks
2016-11-30, 07:12 AM
"BY THE POWER OF GRAYSK~"
"Wrong shout!"

Yo ho, yo ho, it's off to lynch we go....

"Are you ready kids?"
"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!"

"Well, it's the three of us vs. that mob. I am awash in the overwhelming odds against us...."
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Apparently Jim isn't."

thirsting
2016-11-30, 07:46 AM
- "Axes!"
- "Quality pitchforks!"
- "Discount torches! Pay for two, get three and a free tinderbox!"

No, not happy with it really

Syldar
2016-11-30, 08:59 AM
"why are we screaming?"
"i don't know!"
"i thought this was a screaming contest!"

Libro
2016-11-30, 09:08 AM
What did you do this time, Bob?


How many times do I need to tell you people? It's science, not witchcraft! Now go away 'fore I light up a mix of Al and Fe2O3.


Lynch mob at 3p.m.! Be there or or else!

Pex
2016-11-30, 12:59 PM
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

Ninjaman
2016-12-01, 09:27 AM
Kill s peasant in Skyrim, they said. What's the worst that can happen, they said.

Just throw the apple at me, I'm gonna catch it with my mouth.

Little known fact: it's just early morning and they're all yawning.

GreyStormcrow
2016-12-01, 12:10 PM
"Ok. We've got the pitchforks, and we've got the torches. Now what?"

Markozeta
2016-12-01, 05:56 PM
Drowsily, the hamlet awoke to commotion caused by the Smith family; who, after cleaning out their dimly lit warehouse of unwanted weapons and farm equipment, experienced the gong farmer's cart tip over, spilling a score of barrels with enough product to submerge their ankles.

Asmodean_
2016-12-03, 12:36 PM
In what could only be described as the obvious choice, Principal Jones decided to reverse his controversial decision to take breakfast bagels off the cafeteria menu.

Lentrax
2016-12-04, 01:04 PM
The Smith family's angry mob was met by a much larger angry mob consisting of the entire rest of the village.

KuReshtin
2016-12-05, 06:40 AM
"Are you ready for some EXTREME CHRISTMAS CAROLING!?!?!?!"

Black Socks
2016-12-05, 03:38 PM
"Let's get ready to ruuuuuuumble!"

Lentrax
2016-12-07, 01:10 PM
"For the last time, people! Pillage before you burn!"

Scarlet Knight
2016-12-08, 09:27 PM
"And I thought MY family holiday gatherings were tense..."

Good captions , guys!

Third prize and the Everythings Better with Extreme award:

"Are you ready for some EXTREME CHRISTMAS CAROLING!?!?!?!"

Second prize and the Welcome to Adulthood award:


Little known fact: it's just early morning and they're all yawning.
First prize and the Everyone Loves a Bargain award:

- "Axes!"
- "Quality pitchforks!"
- "Discount torches! Pay for two, get three and a free tinderbox!"

Take it away Thirsting !

thirsting
2016-12-09, 03:04 AM
Really? O_o I suspect a trick here. But well, anyway:

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Confused+spider+is+confused+one+of+my+favorite+gif s+i+ve_7bd298_4547999.gif

Asmodean_
2016-12-09, 08:56 AM
Y.......M...C.A!

~

Carol? Issat you? Oh it's been such a long time! Remember the Spider Scouts secret handshake?

~

Hmm..... Diet doesn't seem to be working. My exoskeleton's not getting smaller.

Lentrax
2016-12-09, 09:22 AM
Spider Aerobics: We guarantee you'll get up that waterspout, or your money back!

Pex
2016-12-09, 01:38 PM
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena

Markozeta
2016-12-09, 05:35 PM
Bob was always the enthusiastic student in familiar school.

Black Socks
2016-12-09, 08:23 PM
Just Dance: Arachnids edition.

Scarlet Knight
2016-12-11, 04:17 PM
It was the 70's, and Paul was just another youngster, practicing & hoping to someday be a star with the Spinners...

Pex
2016-12-12, 01:05 PM
Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Shake your opisthosoma
Shake your opisthosoma

Libro
2016-12-12, 01:31 PM
AAAAAAAH!!!!

*SMACK!!*

And so ended the career of Jimmy, the world renowned dancing spider...

Pex
2016-12-12, 07:39 PM
"I am so going to get the part to bite Peter Parker!"

GreyStormcrow
2016-12-12, 11:09 PM
Despite his extensive practice, it turned out that Jimmy was still all left feet.

Scarlet Knight
2016-12-13, 06:42 AM
AAAAAAAH!!!!

*SMACK!!*

And so ended the career of Jimmy, the world renowned dancing spider...

...and fans today still flock to his shoe shaped tomb...

Valdarno
2016-12-14, 05:56 PM
Two options:
"Is that you, brother? I knew you hadn't died in that rainstorm, I just knew it! Finally, my life has purpose again!"

Pictured: Nigel Farage sees himself in the mirror for the first time.

thirsting
2016-12-15, 02:05 PM
Bronze OhGodsBurnTheHouseAlreadyIt'sStillInThere award:
_

Silvery Cute Creepy Crawly price goes for:

Hmm..... Diet doesn't seem to be working. My exoskeleton's not getting smaller.

The Itsy-bitsy Spider golden medal awarded to:
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena

Pex, may you also catch a minor curse or some other arcane infliction for getting that dang song stuck in my head.

Pex
2016-12-15, 07:11 PM
https://s26.postimg.org/vz2qdvesp/rainbowtornado.jpg

Black Socks
2016-12-15, 08:22 PM
When I said 'taste the rainbow', this is not what I meant!

I'm walkin' on sunshine... wowowow.... and don't it feel good!

Rainbow wash! Bring your tired and muddled-up old rainbows, and leave as good as new! Only $2, and it's for a worthy cause!

Some say that the world will end in fire, and some say that it will end in rainbows.

Valdarno
2016-12-15, 08:40 PM
God had several failed experiments before settling on the right signal to Noah.

Asmodean_
2016-12-16, 03:40 AM
The tornado never cared about breaking its disguise; it only wanted to be the first to claim the pot of gold.

Lentrax
2016-12-16, 03:44 AM
Rainbow and Tornado have finally broken the awkward "holding hands in public" barrier.

Markozeta
2016-12-16, 03:56 AM
In the epic battle against Xykon, it was the unlikely combo of V's prismatic spray and Durkon's control weather that dealt the final blow.

thirsting
2016-12-16, 08:05 AM
It was a great, magical day, all the way up until the Langoliers showed up and ate everything.

GreyStormcrow
2016-12-16, 09:52 AM
Taste the Rainbow, the Cloud Giants heard. So they did - with a straw.

Tom the Mime
2016-12-16, 08:26 PM
Morbo: "Rainbows do not work that way!"

Syldar
2016-12-18, 12:15 PM
"Wait! Mistake! Activate rainbow suction device!"

Scarlet Knight
2016-12-20, 01:54 AM
"Wow, man. That Dead concert was FAR OUT !"

Pex
2016-12-23, 06:49 PM
If I only had a brain 3rd place award goes to:


Rainbow and Tornado have finally broken the awkward "holding hands in public" barrier.

Ding dong the witch is dead 2nd place award goes to:


God had several failed experiments before settling on the right signal to Noah.

Somewhere over the rainbow 1st place award goes to:


In the epic battle against Xykon, it was the unlikely combo of V's prismatic spray and Durkon's control weather that dealt the final blow.

Markozeta
2016-12-26, 12:23 PM
Holy toldeo, never even checked up on this.

Alright, let's go!

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.424168.1333472364!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/alg-hello-kitty-nurses-jpg.jpg

Scarlet Knight
2016-12-26, 10:46 PM
"I can't believe we were so swamped yesterday."
"Well, it was a heckuva new years party 9 months ago..."

Pex
2016-12-26, 11:38 PM
Hello kiddie litter

thirsting
2016-12-27, 04:17 AM
" --- The blue ones will be grown to become workers. The red ones are warriors. Remember the special diet bottles I showed you earlier? Those are for the rare cases with yellow code colours. They are the ones destined to become --- "

Lentrax
2016-12-27, 04:11 PM
"What are we gonna do? This was our last Hello Kitty blanket, and she still has one more baby coming! What are we gonna do!!!"

"Eh. Just give him one of the old Voltron blankets. It'll be fine."

GreyStormcrow
2016-12-27, 04:47 PM
In the darkness of the post-apocalyptic future, children are raised from birth to revere - and fear - the Cat.

Asmodean_
2017-01-01, 01:29 PM
wow this thread's been dead since last year

psst markozeta

Markozeta
2017-01-03, 12:24 AM
Yes, it's been a week, so time for results.

The bronze "We need more ribbons stat":

" --- The blue ones will be grown to become workers. The red ones are warriors. Remember the special diet bottles I showed you earlier? Those are for the rare cases with yellow code colours. They are the ones destined to become --- "

The silver "This puts a whole new twist on Siamese":

In the darkness of the post-apocalyptic future, children are raised from birth to revere - and fear - the Cat.

And the Gold "Paging Dr. Kitty. Damnit, this is the last time, why won't you come?!?" (This was so much better than anything I came up with).

"What are we gonna do? This was our last Hello Kitty blanket, and she still has one more baby coming! What are we gonna do!!!"

"Eh. Just give him one of the old Voltron blankets. It'll be fine."

Lentrax
2017-01-04, 03:05 AM
Right. Let's start the year with a mashup shall we?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e6/f7/bf/e6f7bf7b2d4f83aa9dcdb391877a77e2.jpg

thirsting
2017-01-04, 03:22 AM
"Sheryl, get out of our Star Trek convention. Out!"

Pex
2017-01-04, 12:54 PM
Episode VII may have been a remake of Episode IV, but for Episode VIII this is ridiculous.

Asmodean_
2017-01-04, 02:01 PM
The censors will like it - every word Bender says will be turned into beeps.

==

"Bite my shiny rebel ass!"

GreyStormcrow
2017-01-04, 03:11 PM
"Aren't you a little tall for a protocol droid?"

braveheart
2017-01-04, 03:29 PM
"Fine I'll make my own star wars, with blackjack, and hookers"

Scarlet Knight
2017-01-04, 07:23 PM
"Where's Tasha Yar? I hear she's robosexual."

Lentrax
2017-01-10, 11:27 AM
"Where's Tasha Yar? I hear she's robosexual."


"Bite my shiny rebel ass!"


"Fine I'll make my own star wars, with blackjack, and hookers"

Here is your prize:

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/monstermovies/images/e/e4/Brain_Slug.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140924000817

braveheart
2017-01-13, 10:42 AM
Oh, I wok cool, whoever wants to put up the next image can, first come first serve

Asmodean_
2017-01-14, 01:18 PM
shotgun

http://i.imgur.com/2dZeBS6.png

GreyStormcrow
2017-01-14, 01:53 PM
In the Kingdoms of the Dwarves, everything is written in lower case.

Pex
2017-01-15, 12:47 AM
That's what she said.

Libro
2017-01-15, 05:54 PM
Hammer time?

Scarlet Knight
2017-01-15, 06:23 PM
"Where's that lock smith shop again?"
" At the corner of Stop and Do Not Enter."

Valdarno
2017-01-15, 09:26 PM
"Thanks, Obama!"

"Do you think nobody will notice that the shift key at town council is broken?"

"In retrospect, the catalyst for the third world war was obvious."

Asmodean_
2017-01-21, 03:42 PM
bronze arial goes to


in the kingdoms of the dwarves, everything is written in lower case.

silver palatino goes to

hammer time?

but the gold helvetica goes to

"do you think nobody will notice that the shift key at town council is broken?"

Valdarno
2017-01-21, 04:30 PM
Thank you, thank you. I'd like to take a moment to dedicate my victory to my primary school teachers, who were so incredibly bad at their jobs that I had lots of time to perfect my local-government related humour.

Next Image:

https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/5b40b9571b4601879ca98760ae5986e2688a3af5a07fb6c8f6 1e95f162129544_large

Syldar
2017-01-22, 01:12 AM
"Go on. Say it. We DARE you."

Pex
2017-01-22, 03:20 AM
Talk about animal magnetism.

Asmodean_
2017-01-22, 07:52 AM
"The herbivores are planning an attack. We need to bring in the forces"

Ninjaman
2017-01-22, 10:14 AM
"Ludvig was a young aspiring biomancer, but the arch mages were not impressed by his chimera."

Laughing Dog
2017-01-22, 01:23 PM
Oh my. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4)I took the dare

Scarlet Knight
2017-01-23, 09:32 PM
"At the Disney Lifetime Achievement Awards, we see Nala and Rajah meet their childhood idol, Baloo."

GreyStormcrow
2017-01-23, 10:49 PM
"We gather here to mourn the passing of our dear beloved friend, Dr. Dolittle. May he find happiness in the realm above. On the upside though, there's no one to stop us from devouring the other animals now!"

Scarlet Knight
2017-01-24, 08:15 AM
"We gather here to mourn the passing of our dear beloved friend, Dr. Dolittle. May he find happiness in the realm above. On the upside though, there's no one to stop us from devouring the other animals now!"

"Dolittle was a good man; brave, gentle, and he was delicious..."

Valdarno
2017-01-24, 09:53 PM
Okay, that'll do.

The best-idea-prize goes to

"The herbivores are planning an attack. We need to bring in the forces"

The horrifying mental image prize goes to

"Go on. Say it. We DARE you."

Aaaaand, the moment we've all been waiting for: The grand prize of prizeyness goes to...


*drumroll*


"Dolittle was a good man; brave, gentle, and delicious..."
With special credit to GreyStormcrow's original post.

Scarlet Knight
2017-01-24, 11:49 PM
I hope to be worthy of all that is Prizey...

http://media.wizards.com/images/magic/daily/mm/mm210_cruel_tutor.jpg

Laughing Dog
2017-01-25, 12:41 AM
"This. What the hell is this, apprentice?" "A... um... a rune for summoning pie?" "Wrong! It summons cake, you imbecile"

Asmodean_
2017-01-25, 01:21 PM
"No! This is a double integral, you idiot!"

(the fact he's pointing at a triple integral speaks volumes)







stealth maths pun

Pex
2017-01-26, 01:18 PM
"Who's the numskull who wrote rocket science problems on my comic book art class blackboard?"

Valdarno
2017-01-26, 01:48 PM
Mr Sanderson was an unconventional prealgebra teacher, but he did get results.

Libro
2017-01-27, 11:40 PM
"See this tiny little constant way up here? That is why I've been pulling my hair out. It has been changing in every single one of my tests for the past NINE YEARS. It's to the point where I may just take a sledgehammer to this board and start from scratch..."
"professor?"
"WHAT!"
"Maybe, if it's changing with each experiment, it's a variable?"
*facial twitch* "v...v...variable?" *turns to stare at board, still twitching.*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

GreyStormcrow
2017-01-28, 03:33 PM
"And that, kids, is how you divide by zero."

Lentrax
2017-01-28, 07:40 PM
And THAT is the science behind the Hail Mary!

Scarlet Knight
2017-01-30, 11:32 PM
"Yes, yes, I know. You're all asking 'Professor, when will I ever need to calculate the laugh ratio of a silly walk'?"


Ok guys, time to choose.

Third Place and the Dai Li award goes to:

Mr Sanderson was an unconventional prealgebra teacher, but he did get results.

Second Place and the Kyoshi Warrior award goes to :

"This. What the hell is this, apprentice?" "A... um... a rune for summoning pie?" "Wrong! It summons cake, you imbecile"

Finally, First Prize and acceptance into the Order of the White Lotus goes to:

"Who's the numskull who wrote rocket science problems on my comic book art class blackboard?"


Take it away, Pex!

Pex
2017-01-31, 07:03 PM
https://s26.postimg.org/q5y07ncfd/daleksign.jpg

Asmodean_
2017-02-01, 12:57 PM
Exfoliate!

Mister Tom
2017-02-01, 01:24 PM
Yeah, that's what it says. But actually there' s stairs down

Syldar
2017-02-01, 02:13 PM
What do you mean that's supposed to be a shower? This is the first bathroom stop since Andromeda!

Scarlet Knight
2017-02-01, 10:32 PM
"C'mon! This whole 'inclusivity' thing has gotten out of hand!"

Lentrax
2017-02-02, 01:43 AM
Only possible because the WC is bigger on the inside.

Asmodean_
2017-02-06, 02:51 AM
(cough cough)

Valdarno
2017-02-06, 08:13 PM
When the 21st Doctor finally negotiated a comprehensive peace deal with the Dalek Empire, society had to make some changes.

Lentrax
2017-02-07, 01:20 AM
So... We have Handicap access... Dalek access... Wait. Hold on, what about the Cybermen? They've been upgraded, haven't they? Can they use regular facilities?

WHY WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CYBERMEN!?

Pex
2017-02-07, 01:35 PM
Third place K9 "Affirmative" Award goes to



What do you mean that's supposed to be a shower? This is the first bathroom stop since Andromeda!



Second place Adric Will Never Know If He Was Right :smallfrown: Award goes to


Exfoliate!



First place Pex Lives! Award goes to


Only possible because the WC is bigger on the inside.


Run you clever boy and post the next picture.

Lentrax
2017-02-07, 09:23 PM
Here. Have an awkward photo.

http://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/_archive/Today%20Show/Awkward-Series/ss-111021-awkward-halloween/ss-131009-awkward-halloween-Mask.ss_full.jpg

Valdarno
2017-02-07, 10:08 PM
Little Jimmy planned to be president one day, but his family got terrible feedback from the focus group. Extreme measures were necessary.

Pex
2017-02-07, 10:38 PM
From the Michael Myers family photo album.

Asmodean_
2017-02-08, 02:14 PM
Pictured (right to left): Graham, Jessica, Toby, Z'rak'tho'ra

Scarlet Knight
2017-02-08, 08:55 PM
The son of a Scandinavian Lutheran missionary and a Mexican deacon, Ignacio was destined to be a luchador !

GreyStormcrow
2017-02-09, 12:16 AM
"Man, that kid is ugly. I mean - really; who likes blond hair?"

Mister Tom
2017-02-10, 04:54 PM
Tragically, the photographer only had the one mask.

Ninjaman
2017-02-12, 12:31 PM
The really scary part is that the kid is uglier underneath.


How do you deal with acne?

Lentrax
2017-02-14, 02:43 PM
Third Place:

From the Michael Myers family photo album.

Second:

Pictured (right to left): Graham, Jessica, Toby, Z'rak'tho'ra

And First place:

Tragically, the photographer only had the one mask.

Hit us with another picture, Mister Tom!

Mister Tom
2017-02-14, 03:43 PM
Let's see what sauce you can come up with...http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/84887753.jpg

Ninjaman
2017-02-15, 04:18 AM
Tonight on Redneck Engineers.

He said he preferred his pasta crispy.

Well, it is technically made of flour.

Syldar
2017-02-15, 08:55 AM
The Great Papyrus branches out to different pastas.

A message to all: flour does not equal bread.

KuReshtin
2017-02-15, 10:37 AM
Andy heard they eat bugs and insects in other parts of the world, so he thought he'd try some toasted butterflies.