Librarian Puns?

[Jeebs]

I'm playing a Sage Rogue who took shelter in a library during his childhood.

I'm planning to pump his INT and take the Arcane Trickster archetype.

I was wondering if anyone has any good (or bad) puns to play up the background. Especially for combat.

[MeeposFire]

Certainly whenever you turn in a bounty you need to say "book em".

Additionally you should play against type and make sure everybody knows that you always act "by the book".

[gooddragon1]

Additionally you should play against type and make sure everybody knows that you always act "by the book".

Well, you can't judge a book by it's cover anyways. Just saying that so we're all on the same page.

[jaappleton]

I'm sorry, are you paying attention? You seem to be a bit...

Checked out.



If you fight dinosaurs at any point, mention you hope you don't go up against a Thesaurus.



If someone questions your fortitude, mention you don't have just one spine, but several! Then hold up books.

[JumboWheat01]

Only a few posts in and already some of these puns should be considered a crime against sanity.

And I love 'em all.

[jaappleton]

The library is the tallest building in any city.

It always has the most stories.

[Jeebs]

This is awesome. Thank you!

These will surely help me Dewey Decimate my enemies.

[Pex]

I don't Dash. I book it.

This is my familiar, Paige. She likes to turn.

I have a novel idea!

[The Glyphstone]

Do you have a name for the character yet? If not, call him Conan or something very similar sounding.

[jaappleton]

do you have a name for the character yet? If not, call him conan or something very similar sounding.

conan the librarian!

[Laserlight]

If this were a female character, she'd be stacked.

[Pex]

Do you have a name for the character yet? If not, call him Conan or something very similar sounding.

Any combination of Flynn, Carsen, Noah, Wyle would work better I think. Less obvious, but once others get it . . .

[Logosloki]

This only really works if the campaign is a law procedural but if anyone mentions three or four digit numbers as codes then gasp and make a pun based on what type of work is associated with that number with regards to the Dewey system.

[Lord Haart]

Oook?

Ten characters

[ES Curse]

-Get a flame weapon/spell, it's time to "cook the books"
-When a twist or complication comes up, "the plot thickens"
-Defeated enemies are "shelved"
-You "close the book" when completing an adventure
-Refer to all armored characters as bound (leather-bound, iron-bound)

[Honest Tiefling]

If you do not make a remark involving the saying that the pen is mightier then the sword, I will have lost faith in humanity.

[Poeseph Salazar]

Let's not forget that borrowing a tactic means you've taken a page from someone's book.

You could also use a book as an improvised weapon and hope someone 'hitting the book' so to speak didn't leave a bookmark.

Oh, and being a librarian you'd need an item that lets you cast silence. Because, y'know, shush.

[2D8HP]

These will surely help me Dewey Decimate my enemies.Dewey Decimate?
That brought force tears. You should return it before your fined. Check out something else.
:frown:

[Slipperychicken]

conan the librarian!

Obligatory.

http://gclibrary.commons.gc.cuny.edu/files/2014/03/Conan-the-Librarian.jpg