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Black Socks
2016-08-13, 08:02 AM
Rules: You answer the question of the poster above you with a question. Try to keep it one sentence.
Please stick to the three post rule (means if you're poster A you have to wait till poster B, C and D have posted before you may post again).
Link to the old thread:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?412136-Answer-A-Question-With-A-Question-XLIV-The-Numerals-Are-Not-Short-For-XBOX-Live

Don't you just love that new thread smell?

FinnLassie
2016-08-13, 08:04 AM
Did you just post the new thread right before I was about to post my version?

Asmodean_
2016-08-13, 04:50 PM
Would I have been allowed to ignore the three post rule for making a new thread anyway?

Xihirli
2016-08-13, 10:22 PM
Are we going to link to the last thread?

Prince Zahn
2016-08-14, 03:34 AM
Must we, really?

FinnLassie
2016-08-14, 05:22 AM
What is a must?

Scarlet Knight
2016-08-14, 06:35 AM
Do you own a bull elephant?

Xihirli
2016-08-14, 07:49 AM
Is yours slow or fast?

Black Socks
2016-08-14, 10:06 AM
Doesn't slow and steady win the race?

(Also, I added a link to the old thread in the OP)

FinnLassie
2016-08-14, 10:39 AM
Where did you get this information?

Prince Zahn
2016-08-15, 06:20 AM
Who wants to know?

ViscountGrey
2016-08-15, 06:20 AM
Isn't it common knowledge?

Zar Peter
2016-08-16, 08:22 AM
Is there uncommon knowledge, too?

FinnLassie
2016-08-16, 08:33 AM
What do I need to roll to understand uncommon knowledge?

Xihirli
2016-08-16, 04:30 PM
What's a roll?

Scarlet Knight
2016-08-16, 07:32 PM
Is it a homonyn for a role?

5a Violista
2016-08-17, 02:04 AM
Can you put butter and jam on homonyms?

Zar Peter
2016-08-17, 12:18 PM
What else would you put on them?

Asmodean_
2016-08-17, 02:13 PM
How about vegemite?



:smallbiggrin:

FinnLassie
2016-08-17, 03:27 PM
Why do you torment me so?

Xihirli
2016-08-17, 04:11 PM
Is it because I'm a sadomasochist?

Zar Peter
2016-08-18, 07:23 AM
You can be both?

Black Socks
2016-08-18, 06:46 PM
What's to stop you?

FinnLassie
2016-08-19, 02:24 AM
Are you blocking me?
btw, spent last night watching Whose Line "best of questions only" with my sister :P

ViscountGrey
2016-08-19, 05:29 AM
Did someone say something?

Xihirli
2016-08-19, 12:23 PM
What did you hear?

Black Socks
2016-08-19, 03:57 PM
Was it a yodel?

FinnLassie
2016-08-19, 04:41 PM
Can't you hear that I am singing opera?

Libro
2016-08-19, 07:00 PM
Why opera?

Asmodean_
2016-08-19, 08:03 PM
You thought it was hip-hop or something?

Mister Tom
2016-08-23, 01:54 PM
Hip hop? What are you rabbiting on about?

Zar Peter
2016-08-24, 01:00 AM
Are you still discussing music?

Prince Zahn
2016-08-24, 06:10 AM
Would you rather we talk gaming?

FinnLassie
2016-08-24, 10:33 AM
Have you thought about what pedagogic benefits of using LARP and tabletop RPGs are in the scouts?

Asmodean_
2016-08-24, 10:37 AM
Why is that something you'd think I'd be thinking about?

5a Violista
2016-08-31, 05:30 AM
Doesn't it sound more like a leading question to you?

ben-zayb
2016-08-31, 06:46 AM
Why would you ask what non-auditory information sounds like?

Zar Peter
2016-08-31, 09:25 AM
Isn't that what scientist are expected to do?

FinnLassie
2016-08-31, 09:28 AM
Did you know that I would rather talk about something else?

Black Socks
2016-08-31, 11:16 AM
What would you like to talk about, then?

Prince Zahn
2016-08-31, 11:35 AM
how about movies?

Libro
2016-08-31, 02:24 PM
Any movies you have in mind?

Indarra
2016-08-31, 02:59 PM
How about the obvious one?

Black Socks
2016-08-31, 03:14 PM
"Mary Poppins"?

Generic-Guy
2016-08-31, 03:39 PM
How about a non-disney movie?

Zar Peter
2016-08-31, 04:34 PM
Have you seen "From Dusk Till Dawn"?

ben-zayb
2016-08-31, 04:43 PM
Does that mean you are a Danny Trejo fan?

Asmodean_
2016-09-01, 11:11 AM
Does that mean there's someone out there who's an actual Danny Trejo fan?

Prince Zahn
2016-09-01, 02:22 PM
... Who's Danny Trejo? :smallconfused:

FinnLassie
2016-09-02, 07:29 AM
Is he related to Johnny Depp?

Libro
2016-09-02, 08:34 AM
Wasn't he in that Pirates of the Caribbean movie series? :smallyuk:

ben-zayb
2016-09-02, 10:10 AM
What would a pirate do with curry and bean?

Asmodean_
2016-09-03, 03:25 AM
You've never tried Ol' Cap'n Jonny's Homemade Bean Curry before, have you?

Xihirli
2016-09-03, 10:12 PM
Should we burn him?

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-03, 10:32 PM
Do you like your pirate well done?

ben-zayb
2016-09-04, 12:50 AM
Do you actually mean to say, "Do you like your pirate? Well done!"?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-04, 01:32 AM
Well, could I have a different pirate?

5a Violista
2016-09-04, 01:56 AM
Waitaminute, if she gets a pirate, shouldn't I get a pirate too?

Dr.Gunsforhands
2016-09-04, 02:28 AM
Where are all these pirates coming from??

Asmodean_
2016-09-04, 02:37 AM
If there are so many pirates why isn't Mahonri allowed to have one?

Prince Zahn
2016-09-04, 03:57 AM
if there's not enough pirates, should we loot the pirate bay?

Xihirli
2016-09-04, 07:17 AM
Because she already has two ninja. Ninjas are pirates' ancient enemies, right?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-04, 08:48 AM
Can we stop talking about pirates now?

ben-zayb
2016-09-04, 09:22 AM
Does that mean we can talk about pirates a bit later?

Prince Zahn
2016-09-04, 09:26 AM
a bit lit for the party; ain'tcha, Ben?

Asmodean_
2016-09-05, 03:38 AM
Aren't we all a bit lit anyway?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-05, 09:55 AM
Aren't those beautiful butterflies?

Vivee
2016-09-05, 12:53 PM
Aren't they pretty?

Libro
2016-09-06, 06:44 AM
What kind of butterfly are they?

Black Socks
2016-09-06, 03:39 PM
What if I told you they were in fact flutterbys, not butterflies?

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-06, 10:17 PM
Is that, in fact, a true fact?

FinnLassie
2016-09-07, 09:37 AM
What are you suggesting?

Prince Zahn
2016-09-07, 05:26 PM
Scarlet Knight has powers of suggestion? @[email protected]

ben-zayb
2016-09-07, 05:42 PM
Since when did a plain statement erroneously punctuated by a question mark become considered a question?:smalltongue:

Lex-Kat
2016-09-08, 01:19 AM
Why are you questioning the question? :smallconfused:

Xihirli
2016-09-08, 05:10 AM
Is the question questioning itself?

FinnLassie
2016-09-08, 09:35 AM
Do we need to go deeper?

ben-zayb
2016-09-08, 09:50 AM
If it's just a little dipper, wouldn't it be a constellation?

Asmodean_
2016-09-08, 12:37 PM
How did we get from pirates to butterflies to Suggestion to meta-analysis to astronomy in just fourteen questions?

Generic-Guy
2016-09-08, 01:53 PM
How is it possible that the playground filled 54,a bit Therads whit questions, whitout even awnsering question number 001?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-08, 08:00 PM
Can you please not repeat that? :smalleek:

Prince Zahn
2016-09-09, 02:18 AM
Was it too much?

FinnLassie
2016-09-09, 06:59 AM
There's too much cake?

Generic-Guy
2016-09-09, 08:06 AM
Do you know this popular portal quote?

Dr.Gunsforhands
2016-09-09, 08:27 PM
...when does the line, 'there's too much cake,' come up in Portal?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-10, 12:42 AM
You didn't find the super secret, hard to find, very well hidden area during test twelve?

Prince Zahn
2016-09-10, 04:09 AM
How did you beat test eleven? :O

Asmodean_
2016-09-10, 09:42 AM
You got up to test eleven?







hah you thought there was whitetext but you were WRONG

FinnLassie
2016-09-10, 12:55 PM
Is it like 7th heaven?

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-10, 03:14 PM
The TV show or the state of ecstasy?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-10, 04:43 PM
Where is this State of Ecstasy?

Libro
2016-09-10, 09:05 PM
Is it somewhere South of the North Pole? :smalltongue:

Hish
2016-09-10, 10:46 PM
Isn't it obvious?

ben-zayb
2016-09-11, 12:39 AM
Do rhetorical questions count for the purposes of this thread?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-11, 01:20 AM
In the grand scheme of things, does it even really matter?

Black Socks
2016-09-11, 06:59 AM
Ah, but what is the grand scheme of things except a snow globe, a few pieces of clay, and time?

Zar Peter
2016-09-11, 12:32 PM
How many pieces of clay exactly?

FinnLassie
2016-09-11, 12:59 PM
Enough about that - has anyone seen my die bag?

Generic-Guy
2016-09-11, 06:29 PM
Die like the singular of dice or something darker?

Black Socks
2016-09-11, 06:43 PM
What if it's both, as in this d6 that can kill you if you touch it and fail a DC 17 Constitution saving throw? *Holds up d6 of death*

Xihirli
2016-09-11, 09:21 PM
What if someone says; "take 3D4 damage" and stabs you with 3 D4s?

Hish
2016-09-11, 09:30 PM
Why are you still friends with Matt?

Zar Peter
2016-09-12, 01:24 AM
Did he stab you with a D4?

FinnLassie
2016-09-12, 11:56 AM
Why would one sharpen a D4?

Asmodean_
2016-09-12, 12:18 PM
You've never needed impromptu caltrops before?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-12, 04:15 PM
Are you part of a secret gninja clan?

Black Socks
2016-09-12, 05:45 PM
Are those gnome ninjas or gnat ninjas?

Hish
2016-09-12, 10:16 PM
Aren't they gnoll ninjas?

FinnLassie
2016-09-13, 12:41 AM
What's gnoll?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-13, 09:09 AM
You don't know? :smalleek:

Generic-Guy
2016-09-13, 09:25 AM
Since they are ninjas, did anyone ever see a gnoll?

Black Socks
2016-09-13, 04:48 PM
Yeah, don't you only see a ninja when it's too late?

Prince Zahn
2016-09-13, 07:12 PM
Wouldn't gnolls be terrible ninjas, though?also aren't gninjas by definition gnu ninjas?

Hish
2016-09-13, 07:28 PM
Can you explain why you say that?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-13, 11:23 PM
Don't they have a hideously annoying laugh, like a hyena?

Zar Peter
2016-09-14, 04:44 AM
Did you ever hear a hyena actually laughing?

Black Socks
2016-09-14, 02:21 PM
Have you tried tickling it under the chin?

Hish
2016-09-14, 04:33 PM
Don't you know that just makes them angry?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-14, 04:55 PM
What if we gave them a chicken first?

FinnLassie
2016-09-15, 02:17 AM
Did anyone actually respond to my question or are you too busy with this chicken?

Libro
2016-09-15, 07:43 AM
Wasn't it a turkey?
What's all this nonsense about gnoll ninjas and weaponized dice?
And why am I asking so many questions?
:smalleek:

Asmodean_
2016-09-15, 12:10 PM
What do you think the chances are of that being a rhetorical question?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-15, 12:35 PM
Which question?

Prince Zahn
2016-09-16, 01:10 PM
How would I know?:smallconfused:

Hish
2016-09-16, 04:38 PM
Don't you think we should guess?

Lethologica
2016-09-16, 04:44 PM
Don't you think we should guess?
Are you mad? Don't you know that's how we got the Jakartan Spinach War of 1586?

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-16, 11:13 PM
How long did you serve?

Zar Peter
2016-09-17, 05:11 PM
Which date do we have today?

Prince Zahn
2016-09-18, 04:56 AM
We have a date today??

Djinn_in_Tonic
2016-09-18, 08:10 AM
We have a date today??

...you FORGOT our DATE?!?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-18, 11:08 AM
Who dares forget a date with Djinn_in_Tonic? :smallannoyed:

FinnLassie
2016-09-18, 12:02 PM
Who are we talking aboot?

Zar Peter
2016-09-19, 06:22 AM
Never heard about the famous Djinn?

Asmodean_
2016-09-19, 12:34 PM
Is that the one with the Ghul?

otakuryoga
2016-09-19, 04:39 PM
Raas Al-Ghul?

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-19, 08:59 PM
Was he the fun Ghul?

FinnLassie
2016-09-20, 02:14 AM
When did you get all that meat?

Prince Zahn
2016-09-20, 02:16 AM
May I have some, please? I'm hungryyyy....

Lex-Kat
2016-09-20, 08:39 AM
Did you pay the price for admission? :smallconfused:

Libro
2016-09-24, 02:44 PM
Have you seen the price lately? :smalleek:

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-24, 06:08 PM
Did you know there's a coupon in todays paper?

Sniccups
2016-09-25, 07:39 AM
Why would there be a coupon in a newly made sheet of paper?
Or did you mean a newspaper?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-25, 11:24 AM
We get newspapers here?

Prince Zahn
2016-09-25, 11:36 AM
You don't have one?:smallconfused:Here, take mine

Hish
2016-09-25, 11:37 AM
Why would we pay for one?

Sniccups
2016-09-25, 11:52 AM
Why do you have money in the first place?

FinnLassie
2016-09-25, 04:06 PM
Do I need to explain?

Xihirli
2016-09-25, 10:10 PM
Isn't it my turn to explain?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-25, 10:38 PM
Where were you November 5th, 2005?

Prince Zahn
2016-09-26, 05:05 AM
Who wants to know?

Asmodean_
2016-09-26, 12:17 PM
What if I told you the Queen wanted to know?




it's elayne btw

FinnLassie
2016-09-26, 12:45 PM
Which queen are we speaking of?

Vivee
2016-09-26, 01:01 PM
What is a queen?

Recaiden
2016-09-26, 01:56 PM
Where have you gone?

Vivee
2016-09-26, 03:38 PM
Where have I not been?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-26, 05:42 PM
Have you been to Andromeda 7?

Sniccups
2016-09-26, 07:27 PM
How can I get to Andromeda 7?

FinnLassie
2016-09-27, 05:43 AM
Where are the first six ones?

Prince Zahn
2016-09-27, 06:40 AM
Can't we just stay in the Milky Way, where we belong?

Vivee
2016-09-27, 09:32 AM
Why would we want to do that?

Libro
2016-09-27, 11:13 AM
What is this we of which you speak?

FinnLassie
2016-09-27, 02:59 PM
Where's the chocolate?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-28, 10:58 AM
Is it Dark Chocolate you are after?

Asmodean_
2016-09-28, 12:20 PM
Isn't it always?

Sniccups
2016-09-28, 01:32 PM
Is there chocolate that is not Dark?

Vivee
2016-09-28, 03:40 PM
Why do people like dark chocolate?

Lex-Kat
2016-09-28, 05:00 PM
Why wouldn't someone like Dark Chocolate? :confused:

Sniccups
2016-09-28, 06:09 PM
Why must we always capitalize the words Dark Chocolate?

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-28, 09:07 PM
Is it a proper name?

Libro
2016-09-28, 09:41 PM
Exactly how proper of a name are we talking about?

Asmodean_
2016-09-29, 12:43 PM
How proper do you need it to be that even the most proper of chocolates doesn't make it through?

Sniccups
2016-09-29, 03:33 PM
What is improper chocolate?

Prince Zahn
2016-09-30, 08:09 AM
Is chocolate improper if you get it from a complete stranger?

Xihirli
2016-09-30, 03:07 PM
Or maybe it's chocolate that's just rude?

FinnLassie
2016-09-30, 05:31 PM
You're in the nude?

Libro
2016-09-30, 07:18 PM
Are you a peeping tom?

Hish
2016-10-01, 07:18 AM
Why do you care?

Lex-Kat
2016-10-02, 10:18 PM
Are you a defense attorney? :smalleek:

Chunklets
2016-10-02, 11:25 PM
Did I hear somebody say "defenestrate?" :smalltongue::smalltongue::smalltongue:

FinnLassie
2016-10-03, 03:53 AM
Should I bother to check what that word means?

Sniccups
2016-10-03, 03:35 PM
What do you mean by mean?

Tonight Spectrum examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling. Zalling? Is there a word zalling? If there is, what does it mean? If there isn't, what does it mean? Perhaps both, maybe neither. What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word? What do I mean by what do I mean? What do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean? What do I do by do by do, and what do I mean by wasting your time like this? Goodnight.

Lex-Kat
2016-10-06, 01:33 AM
Whatcha got in your spoiler?

FinnLassie
2016-10-06, 08:44 AM
Are we in the Twilight Zone?

Prince Zahn
2016-10-06, 08:54 AM
Isn't it morning?

Asmodean_
2016-10-06, 12:59 PM
You call 7pm "morning"?

Hish
2016-10-06, 06:49 PM
What kind of person calls 7pm "morning"?

Scarlet Knight
2016-10-06, 08:25 PM
Does he work the night shift?

Libro
2016-10-06, 10:51 PM
Don't you mean knight shift? :smalltongue:

FinnLassie
2016-10-07, 10:19 AM
Was that pun good or bad?

Asmodean_
2016-10-07, 11:46 AM
Is any pun ever good?

Sniccups
2016-10-07, 04:41 PM
Are puns Lawful or Chaotic?

Lex-Kat
2016-10-07, 11:25 PM
Why can't they be neutral?

FinnLassie
2016-10-09, 07:20 AM
Are you kidding me?

Hish
2016-10-10, 08:08 PM
Why do we keep asking pointless questions in this way?

Chunklets
2016-10-11, 05:13 PM
Can you think of a better way to ask pointless questions?

Yael
2016-10-11, 06:55 PM
Are there really pointless questions?

Lex-Kat
2016-10-11, 08:51 PM
Can I ask you something else?

Hish
2016-10-12, 07:49 PM
Why not? Why not?

Libro
2016-10-12, 08:40 PM
Would "may cause detonation of high-yield explosives" be a sufficient reason for "why not"?

Chunklets
2016-10-13, 01:17 AM
How big a yield are we talking about, here?

Yael
2016-10-13, 06:34 PM
Why do you want to know?

Dr.Gunsforhands
2016-10-13, 10:37 PM
...is it a secret?

FinnLassie
2016-10-14, 02:51 PM
Well why don't you double check?

Asmodean_
2016-10-15, 12:11 PM
Why don't you triple check?

Lex-Kat
2016-10-15, 11:27 PM
Can we just not check at all?

Scarlet Knight
2016-10-15, 11:36 PM
Don't you believe my checks are good?

FinnLassie
2016-10-16, 06:48 AM
Can't you just pay with debit?

Hish
2016-10-16, 10:42 PM
Is credit fine?

Prince Zahn
2016-10-17, 04:17 AM
Can't you just use the ATM over there?

Sniccups
2016-10-17, 05:15 PM
Why do people use paper money in the first place?

Scarlet Knight
2016-10-17, 07:38 PM
Don't you just love the jingle of a bag of coins?

Starla
2016-10-17, 08:35 PM
Is that like "Jingle bells"?

Yael
2016-10-17, 09:38 PM
Are they jingling all the way?

Lex-Kat
2016-10-18, 04:11 AM
Is Santa Claus coming early this year?

FinnLassie
2016-10-19, 08:51 AM
Who's saying he exists?

Scarlet Knight
2016-10-19, 09:43 PM
Shall we shun the non-believer?

Starla
2016-10-20, 06:35 PM
Then we can go to Candy Mountain?

Yael
2016-10-21, 09:35 AM
Have you ever had a Candy crush?

Libro
2016-10-27, 10:27 AM
Does broken rock candy count?

Prince Zahn
2016-10-28, 03:00 PM
What about that time when you bit into a jawbreaker?

Sniccups
2016-10-28, 04:12 PM
What is a jaw?

Xihirli
2016-11-01, 09:46 AM
When is a jaw not a jaw? When it's ajar.

Libro
2016-11-01, 01:02 PM
Did you ever hear the story of Jar Jar Binks' cousin, Can Can?

FinnLassie
2016-11-02, 06:05 PM
Isn't that a form of dancing?

Sniccups
2016-11-05, 07:39 AM
Is a dance like a silly walk?

Xihirli
2016-11-05, 02:54 PM
Does that include stabbing?

Scarlet Knight
2016-11-05, 05:50 PM
Are you aware that most silly walks are not the result of stabbings?

Hish
2016-11-06, 09:47 PM
Is that true?

FinnLassie
2016-11-07, 04:24 AM
Would you lie to me?

Xihirli
2016-11-07, 06:14 AM
Do you think I'm dishonest?

Sniccups
2016-11-08, 07:19 AM
Would it be a logical thing to think?

Scarlet Knight
2016-11-11, 11:07 PM
How often are illogical things true?

Libro
2016-11-16, 06:51 PM
Does this thread being quiet for 4+ days count?

Sniccups
2016-11-19, 06:40 AM
Has it not been quiet for much LONGER?

FinnLassie
2016-11-20, 07:32 AM
Are you suggesting we're not loud enough?

Xihirli
2016-11-20, 11:29 AM
Shall I scream?

Scarlet Knight
2016-11-25, 11:32 PM
Why would you want to spoil this lovely peace and quiet?

ben-zayb
2016-11-26, 02:06 AM
Did you people just ignore, not one, but two Charlie the Unicorn references?

FinnLassie
2016-11-29, 01:15 PM
Do you have any idea how long it's been since I last saw those videos?

anotherthumb
2016-11-30, 07:03 AM
how can one know?

Libro
2016-11-30, 09:10 AM
Is there a telepath in the house?

Hish
2016-12-26, 11:14 PM
Do telepaths even exist?

Xihirli
2016-12-26, 11:54 PM
Are we counting psychics?

FinnLassie
2016-12-27, 11:58 AM
Do you mean physics?

VincentTakeda
2016-12-27, 03:02 PM
What if I do?

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2016-12-27, 09:16 PM
Aren't you more concerned about if you don't??

Xihirli
2016-12-28, 10:39 AM
Wouldn't I know what I mean?

Libro
2017-01-15, 06:13 PM
What if you were under a magical confusion effect?

Xanyo
2017-01-16, 10:13 PM
Would you even realize you were confused?

Lex-Kat
2017-01-18, 07:37 AM
Are you certain it was I who was confused?