So, Captain Axe...

[Nu]

I bet he has weapon proficiency: HANDaxe, eh?


...ouch. I think I hurt myself with that pun.

Anyway, discuss him if you like!

[kpenguin]

Do you think we'll meet his archnemesis, Peter Pot and his fairy sidekick Tinklegong?

[Icewalker]

You take 3d6 bad pun damage. :smallwink:

[Scatman]

Yar!I belive so!
Heh, Peter Pot......*kills Nu for such a bad pun*

[The Extinguisher]

kpenguin, will he kidnap a girl named Arby?

[Oberon]

Having an axe for a hand must be pretty inconvenient. I'd be afraid to sleep, thinking I'd roll over and disembowel myself.

[The Extinguisher]

How does he drive Hinjo's Junk? The axe must make it very difficult.

[kpenguin]

kpenguin, will he kidnap a girl named Arby?

Indeed, and his archnemesis be accompanied by the plant-costume wearing Heroes Boys.

[BardicLasher]

How does he drive Hinjo's Junk? The axe must make it very difficult.

If I was Hinjo, I wouldn't want an ax anywhere NEAR my junk.

[Gaelbert]

The whole pun just registered now that I started reading this thread. This is why I love Oots.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Hes the Cap'n, na the Helmsman. Steering Hinjo's junk be the helmsman's job, see?
Tha Axe proly coms off in tha nigh' so 'e can sleep safely.
C ap'n Axe ha' 'im a crew for the express reason'a pilotin' tha there Junk o' Hinjo.
Afer all, ye don' tink dat one man, 'specially one wit an axe fo a han' be able to man tha whole ship, do ye?
Hinjo's Junk, a' wide an' long as it be, mus' be loaded wit many Seamen.
Arr.

~~ Typing that made my brain hurt. A translation for you whose brains also hurt:
He is the Captain, not the Helmsman. Steering Hinjo's junk is the Helmsman's job.
Besides, he can probably take the axe off when he goes to sleep.
Captain Axe has a CREW for the express purpose of piloting and maintaing that Junk of Hinjo's.
After all, you don't think that one man, especially one with an axe for a hand is able to man the entire ship, do you?
Furthermore, Hinjo's Junk, as wide and long as it is, is probably full of able Seamen.
<Random sterotyped Pirate noise>

[Skyshot]

That axe must come in handy!

Boy, when the captain ignored Hinjo's orders, he was lucky he didn't get axed!

Say, if he turned out to be a bad guy, would he make Team Evil into the "Axes" of Evil?

Okay, I'll stop...before these puns get out of hand.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Okay, I'll stop...before these puns get out of hand.

What hand?
:D

[Nu]

What hand?
:D

The handAXE!

[Thanatos 51-50]

The handAXE!He can hold puns on that? Imagine the Balance check he was to make!

Well, the balance check if hes holding them on the killing edge.
Or - would that be a Sleight of Hand check?

[kpenguin]

Okay, I'll stop...before these puns get out of hand.

Oh come on. You know better than to cut us off.

[Ancalagon]

Accept it, they are hooked up to those puns.

[kpenguin]

If you agree to accept the puns, perhaps we could bury the hatchet.

[Ancalagon]

The tomahawk looks less than a hatchet, more like an axe.

[16oz]

I also would like like to axe you to stop with the puns.

Bet he's good at stopping enemy ships from using grappling hooks to get the ship close enough to board.

[kpenguin]

I also would like like to axe you to stop with the puns.


Boy, looks someone has a axe to grind.

[Lenny]

If you don't stop with the puns you'll all suffer from ax-cidents.

[kpenguin]

Don't even try or we'll kick your "axe".

[nimby]

He's got one hell of an advantage in fist fights.

[Ronald_saveloy]

He remainds me of Axehand Morgan from One Piece.
And of Ash from Army of Darkness.
Don't know why? :confused:

[Stormwolf]

Do you think we'll meet his archnemesis, Peter Pot and his fairy sidekick Tinklegong?

We're in an oriental setting at the moment so should it be Peter Wok?

[Renegade Paladin]

He's got one hell of an advantage in fist fights.
I wouldn't fight him; that's just axeing for trouble. :smallamused:

[RAGE KING!]

Having an axe for a hand must be pretty inconvenient. I'd be afraid to sleep, thinking I'd roll over and disembowel myself.


He probably takes his axe off at night, and has it stolen by his mutinous first mate....he hehe next time i make a character he shall have the mighty stump axe!


Darn my awesome increasng letters dont look that great

[Actana]

I wonder, does he use axe deodorant?

[Surfing HalfOrc]

Do you think we'll meet his archnemesis, Peter Pot and his fairy sidekick Tinklegong?

Oh, wait. I missread that. I thought you said Peter Pot and Tinklebong!

Never mind...

[Nerd-o-rama]

This kind of pun hurricane is axe-actly why authors should avoid literary references.

[Elfanatic]

I wonder, does he use axe deodorant?

I don't believe so. The female paladdin charged with safeguarding Hinjo's junk did not ripped her clothes/armour off and smother Captain Axe with * bleep *.

[Actana]

It doesn't seem that he has an axent. But I sure hope he has used his axe to the maxeimum potential. And hes probably the one who haxe all the ropes on Hinjo's junk.

[mockingbyrd7]

Something... that I said... was put in someone ELSE'S sig? Fantaxetic!

I just hope that, since they'll be out at sea for a while, they'll have snaxe. And will they have to axe any hobgoblins before the boat is filled to the maxe? And is the boat comfortable enough to relaxe? I sure wouldn't be comfortable around Captain Axe's handaxe hand! What do you think is in the bax of the ship? People were speculating on what was bax there a couple months ago, when the moon was waxing, not waning. The best part is that, at sea, they won't have to pay any taxes! I really wanna know what happens naxt...

I'm going to go put on some slaxe.

[BisectedBrioche]

When he bought his axe do you think he was taxed for it?

[RAGE KING!]

STOP IT BEFORE I RAGE AND KILL YOU ALL!

[Dawnstrider_Moogle]

Wow, at first I thought he was only holding an axe and somehow missed that it was axetually his hand.

I guess stumbling onto this thread was a happy axe-ident indeed.

(oh, I hope Rage King doesn't fly off the handle at us...)

[Nomadic]

someone needs to give these cheesy puns the axe

[Derivious]

I wonder, does he use axe deodorant?

I wouldn't axe him.

[Rason]

Handaxes fall. Everyone dies.

[Tolkien_Freak]

I count two (2) threads of this type doing nothing but filling up forum bandwidth.

[Ithekro]

Keeps bored people amused while waiting for a new comic.

[kpenguin]

I count two (2) threads of this type doing nothing but filling up forum bandwidth.

Axeually, this thread is far more useful than the Miko-floods of yore.

[The Extinguisher]

Is there something wrong with having a little amusment with really, really bad puns?

>_>
<_<

...axe...

[Actana]

Arr, so Flame Master Axel joined us.

Everyone must axept the puns, I hope nobody here laxe good humor.

[nimby]

STOP IT BEFORE I RAGE AND KILL YOU ALL!

Dude, chill. If you keep it up you'll get heart attaxe.

[Roderick_BR]

Dude... this thread is an ammunition source for Elan...

[HomerHT]

I count two (2) threads of this type doing nothing but filling up forum bandwidth.

So I take it you find this thread completely un-axe-eptable?

Hmm, I wonder how the Captain got that hand in the first place. I blame h-axe-z0rz.

[Fualkner Asiniti]

I'm going to axe the moderators to axe this thread. It is unaxeceptibly full of puns.

...

OH GOD I'M PART OF THE MAXENESS!

Wow, that last one was kinda lacking.

[Actana]

I hope Redcloak baxe up before its too late. Before Captain Axe haxe Redcloaks hand off. So he too will axe for an axe

[mockingbyrd7]

I hope Redcloak baxe up before its too late. Before Captain Axe haxe Redcloaks hand off. So he too will axe for an axe

I think we should rename you Axetana. It fits.

[Dalenthas]

Something... that I said... was put in someone ELSE'S sig? Fantaxetic!

I just hope that, since they'll be out at sea for a while, they'll have snaxe. And will they have to axe any hobgoblins before the boat is filled to the maxe? And is the boat comfortable enough to relaxe? I sure wouldn't be comfortable around Captain Axe's handaxe hand! What do you think is in the bax of the ship? People were speculating on what was bax there a couple months ago, when the moon was waxing, not waning. The best part is that, at sea, they won't have to pay any taxes! I really wanna know what happens naxt...

I'm going to go put on some slaxe.


Was that an Animaniaxe reference?

[Dolohov]

Man, y'all are downright ninjas. Give me a chance -- you've already posted each possible axe pun before I get a chance to hatchet myself.

[Skyserpent]

This is just getting ridiculous. How many Axe puns can there possibly BE!?

[mockingbyrd7]

Was that an Animaniaxe reference?

No, axeually I've never really watched Animaniaxe. My friend Max used to, though.

Now can we stop making crax about Captain Axe and his hand-axe hand?

[Ceres]

I count two (2) threads of this type doing nothing but filling up forum bandwidth.

You should be careful when doubting the usefulness of this thread. After all, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

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http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g267/Monokkel/silly.jpg

Ok, that one was just plain silly, I'll admit

[slayerx]

Y'know... one thing that came to mind for me was... did Captain Axe get and handaex because his name was axe... or did he change his name to Axe because he got a handaxe...

But i think there is another reason...
Think about this... which seems more appealing

This?

http://www.disgalaxy.addr.com/Peterpan/follow/hook1.jpg


Or this?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Optimusprime-energyaxe.jpg

Axecellent...

[Arnen]

I'd be faxinated to discover whether Elan hijaxe any of these puns when in the company of the axalted captain.

[BRC]

The Faxe are simple, these puns are horrible

[mockingbyrd7]

The Faxe are simple, these puns are horrible

I know.

A duck just flew by my window. It said, "Quax"

My puns are getting much too lax. I need to hatch(et) a plan to maxeimize my joke potential, or I'll get the axe.

[Nu]

My original pun was pretty bad, but I'm pretty sure I've been topped several times in this thread!

[Gefangnis]

Man, I bet he's not very handy with Hinjo's equipment. I mean, what if his faxe machine broke? Having an axe for a hand is very distraxeing.