EvilAnagram
2016-09-15, 08:36 AM
My party tracked the goblin horde that had recently looted a town to the Dripping Cave. Our scout found a mud-bathing ogre and a large group of goblins, so I came up with a cunning plan.
Our goliath sorcerer would shout in giant, "Well, if that isn't the finest lady ogre I've ever seen, then me mum's a kobold," while our goliath barbarian did her best to sound... feminine.
Clearly, Operation: What's Up, Doc? was flawless, but the Ogre managed to nat 20 his insight, crushing our deception check. So, the angry ogre charges out shouting, "Knob not a lady!"
At this point I had to interrupt the DM.
"Wait wait wait. His name is Knob?"
"Yeah, that's what it says in the book."
"So... the goblins in the cave are... Knob goblins (https://youtu.be/mR3jnW2kcUs)."
Our goliath sorcerer would shout in giant, "Well, if that isn't the finest lady ogre I've ever seen, then me mum's a kobold," while our goliath barbarian did her best to sound... feminine.
Clearly, Operation: What's Up, Doc? was flawless, but the Ogre managed to nat 20 his insight, crushing our deception check. So, the angry ogre charges out shouting, "Knob not a lady!"
At this point I had to interrupt the DM.
"Wait wait wait. His name is Knob?"
"Yeah, that's what it says in the book."
"So... the goblins in the cave are... Knob goblins (https://youtu.be/mR3jnW2kcUs)."