OOTS: Priceless!

[Regneva]

Here's a very dumb idea:

Ok, so all of you must have seen the decade old internet cliche, the pun of naming price of at least 2 consecutive things, and price the last one "Priceless!" ? How bout remembering some priceless experiences of the order of the stick?

Here's one:

Super bouncy rubber ball: 2 gp
Symbol of Insanity: 5,000 gp
Having your pelvis bone handed to you by an ancient paladin spirit: PRICELESS!


Here's another:
Having your ancestral greatsword reforged: Small amount of starmetal
Ring of Jumping: Gift from best friend
Falling headfirst down from an undead flying dragon to your ultimate death: PRICELESS!



Ok. your turn:

[Yeril]

One crystal sphere inherited from your mother: 1,000gp
Two crystal spheres inherited from your mother: 2,000gp
Having Two men, a dwarf and a halfling easedrop on your conversation and get the wrong idea: Priceless

[ChopSticks28]

Here's a very dumb idea
Indeed.
And yet I find it amusing so I'll try too.

Xyxon's face when he found his keys: 100 gp.
Haley's face when she cought Elan smooching with the sorcerress tramp: 1000 gp.
Belkar's face when the dragon vommitted, surprisingly, all over his face: PRICELESS!

[Joracy]

BTW it didn't start in the internet, Its from old(although still going on) mastercard commercials. They would be different one for each station usaly( so the golf one would be, New putter $50, new putter putter new putter $200, Not having to to putt? priceless)

New lute-5000GP
Repairs for window-500gp
Luteless nightmare ending and a luted nightmare starting? priceless

[Suraht]

Dozens of years of training and honing your magical abilities under the watchful eye of a master - 10,000 GP

Magical ink to write down vast amounts of arcane knowledge gained during that tutelage - 1,000 GP

Watching as a mind-fl...er, squid thingy passes up your brain to go after the fighter's - priceless

[Tolkien_Freak]

Roy's sweat socks - 3cp
Coffee - 10gp
Spell - 500gp
The look on Belkar's face when he activates the Explosive Runes spell - Priceless!

[mockingbyrd7]

Shillelagh Oil: 5 sp
Bag of Tricks: 100 gp
Booty Talisman: 750 gp
SPLAT!: PRICELESS!

[truemane]

5 Gallons of Chocolate Fudge Ripple: 1 gp
4 Dozen Ice Cream Cups: 4 sp
4 Dozen Teaspoons: 8 cp
Ice Cream Friends Delaying Thogs's Boredon Driven Rampage: Priceless...

[mockingbyrd7]

:thog:

puppy collar: 2 silver
puppy leash: 2 silver
puppy food: 3 silver
puppy toy: 8 copper
puppy play-pen: 2 gold
puppy: priceless

[Wonton]

Ooh, let me try one!

17 arrows - 8 sp, 5cp
Wounds worth a CLW - 50 gp
Doing enough carnage to render Belkar speechless - Priceless

Here's another one:

Parchment - 2 sp
Inkpen - 1 sp
Reward - 250 gp
Killing a character while under the effect of a curse that prohibits doing any lethal damage - Priceless

[Snake-Aes]

7 pages off the tome: 100gp
Ink: 50gp
Crying to sleep having it all for one word: Priceless




ONE.WORD.

[ChopSticks28]

Roy's sweat socks - 3cp
Coffee - 10gp
Spell - 500gp
The look on Belkar's face when he activates the Explosive Runes spell - Priceless!

10 gp for a cup of coffee? What a rip off.

Triggering a rock slide in the Perilous Path of Crushing Doom to make a safe passage: 20 minions.
Putting a monster to sleep by over feeding it: 50 minions.
Building a ship to sail across the ocean: 100 minions.
Realising you got 87 more legions of minions to sacrifise: Absolutely PRICESLESS!

[Silkenfist]

Standing army of paladins: 1.2 million gp
Hiring a group of adventurers behind their backs: 6 favors
Remembering to equip your throne room with soundproof doors: Priceless

[onasuma]

Finding a tracker: 10cp
Convincing tracker to help you: 5000gp
Realisin he has one rank in survival and rubbish wisdom: Priceless

[Wolfie_1066]

going to the dry cleaner: 2gp
staying at the inn while cleaned: 5gp
killing a random archmage/librarian for a badass looking crown: priceless

[SteveMB]

Heh; I used this meme just the other day on the LOLErfs thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2827675#post2827675)....

Hmmm....

Array of linked traps: 10,000 gp
Crystal Ball (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/magicItems/wondrousItems.htm): 42,000 gp
Watching some dork (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0037.html) set off the traps: Priceless

[Elfanatic]

Mastering your first 1st level spell: a century
A Ring of Wizardy: kill a powerfull lich
Realising that all a bard has to do to gain instant Knowlegde is decide to take a level in wizardy: Priceless!!

:vaarsuvius: That hardly seems fair!

See here (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0126.html)

:vaarsuvius: This - that's - ARRRGHH!

:smalltongue:

[Psychonaut]

BTW it didn't start in the internet, Its from old(although still going on) mastercard commercials. They would be different one for each station usaly( so the golf one would be, New putter $50, new putter putter new putter $200, Not having to to putt? priceless)

Right. And they all ended with the same line...


New lute-5000GP
Repairs for window-500gp
Luteless nightmare ending and a luted nightmare starting? priceless

:vaarsuvius: "There are some things in life money can buy. For everything else, there's Master Bard."

*runs from groaning pitchfork- and torch-wielding mob*

[Wonton]

ROFL
You win best pun of the day award! :smallbiggrin:

[Oberon]

I both salute you and groan at you for your despicable pun.

Ok here's my post:

A well-timed warning: the life of an insignifigant minion.
A hilariously-timed shatter: The use of an insignifigant spell slot
Getting the unlinving snot beat out of you by a lower-level fighter armed only with a broken sword-hilt: priceless.

(I regenerated a finger. Guess which one?)

[Nomadic]

Small bottle of sovereign glue...2400 gp
Fresh change of clothes...10 gp
Getting a halfling to sing meet me in saint louis while hunting down his friends...Priceless

There are some things gp can't buy, for everything else...there's MasterBard :elan:

[Kiloku]

:haley: says:

a refill for your quiver of arrows: 30gp?

A dinner with :elan:: 50gp

getting to shoot :sabine: with the arrows which hurt her most: PRICELESS