The Best Worst Adventure Titles

[Cybren]

I want some real stinkers. Some real bad ones. Some bad bad boys. I'm talking stuff like "Dragons Eating Elves: The Consumptioning". Here are my humble suggestions:


The Thrifty Hafling Cobbler And His Six Legged Dog
A Cloud That Hates
The Deathfish of Dungleberry Bay
Ten Thousand Angry Pellicans
Bad Town 2: Now more bad?
Hellkage: Escape From Perdition
The End Of Daylight: The Vines That Grasped The Sun
The Chaosball



Suggestions for more awful adventure titles?

[LaserFace]

I'll try.

A Clam with Ten Hands
The Desert of Desserts
The Dark Night Terror of Darknight
Bees!
The Broken Gates of Deathtown
Return to the Inn
Expedition to the Outhouse
The Index Finger of Doom
Voyage of The Demoted
Lord of the Mauve Fortress
The Deep Dragon Dragonswords of Dragonspire
The Burning Sensation
The Frog's Riddle
The Sandwich
Test of Petals
Fallen Justice
A Dark and Stormy Knight

[JackPhoenix]

A Dark and Stormy Knight

I have some suspicions about some of the other titles... but I know for certain this one really exists. 3.5e free PDF adventure from WotC: https://dnd.rem.uz/3.5%20Adventures/A%20Dark%20And%20Stormy%20Knight.pdf

I like puns. Sue me

[LaserFace]

I have some suspicions about some of the other titles... but I know for certain this one really exists. 3.5e free PDF adventure from WotC: https://dnd.rem.uz/3.5%20Adventures/A%20Dark%20And%20Stormy%20Knight.pdf

I like puns. Sue me

Haha yeah I just wanted to take a jab at that one. The rest aren't real...hopefully...

(Although I would totally play A Cloud That Hates ... or Bees! for that matter)

[Cybren]

What's important is to remember that it's A cloud that hates, not THE cloud that hates. Very evocative.

[Gastronomie]

Google up the titles for Goosebumps.

Works.

[Pronounceable]

The Revenge of Dragons
Return of the Demon
Revenge of the Demonic Dragon Returns
Son of Demogorgon
Adventures of Drizzt

[MrStabby]

Curse of the Demon Donkey: Revenge of the Bad Ass
The Ghost Parrots of Henly: Fabulous Flying Phantoms
The City of the Kender
Farmville: The night of the living grain

[mgshamster]

The City of the Kender


The scariest one in the entire thread. Nothing will top this.

[Shining Wrath]

Kender Planet.
Halflings In Space!
The Series of Scatalogical Jokes.
The Land of Stereotypical Tropes.

[Fflewddur Fflam]

My Storm King's Thunder group is calling it "A Giant Giant Problem".

[Arial Black]

Tasha's Uncontrollably Hideous Sister.

[bid]

You're in your inn.
The giver: a tale of tales.
Guy and his guys in disguise.
Waterdeep: the reflexion.
High sea: the dry season.
Shamanic tales: the witches' gazebo.
Shamanic tales 2: Nellie and the skellies.

[Coffee_Dragon]

Make a list of perfectly normal titles, run it through an English-to-Chinese translator and back again. Worked splendidly years ago for the Fighting Fantasy gamebook titles, but maybe online translators are more consistent now.

[Renvir]

Doolittle's Revenge: A Druid's Tale
This One Starts in an Inn
The Pits of Pithiness
Purpose for a Porpoise
Lost Temple I: The Scourge
Lost Temple II: Scouring the Scourge
Lost Temple III: Nothing Left to Lose
Lost Temple IV: Nothing Left to Loot
Lost Temple V: Why Are We Back Here?
Minotaurs on Parade
Murky Merfolk Madness
Elminster's Day Off
Barbarian Nights
Prone and Incapacitated in Baldur's Gate
The Trouble With Tarrasque's

[Fri]

Dwarf Problem of Gigantic Proportion: The Large Gnome Heist of Smallville

[Battlebooze]

Future Immutable, Tales on a Rail.

Bleak days, Boring Knights.

Escape the Wrath of the Omniscient Gods.

The Lost Treasure of Donnal the Pennyless

The Gamemaster's Girlfriend, the Adventure

Erotic Adventures in Ogre town

All Chaos Beasts, All the Time.

When the Demi Liches Fell Like Rain.

Beholderama!

Excuse me waiter, there's a Terasque in my soup

Where's our loot? The charming misadventures of a bag of Devouring.

Red is the Color of Blood and Rust. When giant demonic rust monsters attack.

All your gold is fake, and other stories of poverty.

[Batou1976]

King Trompkin's Beard
Attack on the Alimentary Canal
Hodor! Hodor-Hodor-Hodor... Hodor.
Prawn of Prophecy
Kingdom of Saucery
Chaucer's Braes and other Strange Tales
Night of the Umpire
Revenge of the Smith
Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity-Surveying
Monty Python and the Keep on the Borderlands
Invasion of the Gully Dwarves
A Bride For the Pure Collector
Mystery of the Maiden in the Midden
The Cesspit of Whimsyshire
Curse of the Yellow Snow
The Hangnails of Doom
Beware the Were-Clam

[Klorox]

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[NecroDancer]

Barovia 2: necrotic boogaloo
All Tarrasques go to Mount Celestia
Journey to the center of the bag of holding
Orcus: Demon in the city
Party of idiots and the temple of DM's rage

[NecroDancer]

Juiblex Dynamite

[NecroDancer]

Nightmare on Flumph street

[NecroDancer]

Harambe's wacky adventure

[mgshamster]

Multiple Orc Chasms
Naga, Please
Wight Trash
The Creep on the Borderlands
Knock, Knock, Ooze There?
The Necrognomicon
The Mimes of Phandelver
Between a Vrock and a Hard Place

[Plaguescarred]

Whims of the BitchQueen Umberlee
Maximum Loot
Kill Drizzt
The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo
Dungeon Start Here
Level of Experience Guaranteed

[Laserlight]

The Plague of Clams
The Scantily Clad Pirate Queen of the Dark Coast
Beyond the Stone Continent
Catfight: Two Evil Priestesses
Nerdboy Wizard and the Hideous Faux Pas
Waiting in the Duke's Palace: Canapes
More Waiting in the Duke's Palace: Hors d'Oeuvres
Still Waiting in the Duke's Palace: Finger Food
Extended Waiting in the Duke's Palace: Prison Gruel

[Coffee_Dragon]

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo

I like this one.

The Time of Tribbles

[Plaguescarred]

The Time of TribblesHehe i like this don't forget the Spillplague !

[BillyBobShorton]

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo


Ahh... that's golden.

[Plaguescarred]

The Rise of the Tia Maria
Hammerslow
Rage Against The Golem
Jump Around's House of Pain
Return to The Village of Omlette
The Book of Pile Darkness
Red Hand of Doom Doctor
Blackmoor Greyhawk Less
Lord of the Ring of Improved Invisibility
The Wall Pink Flood The Doors
Tales of the Lance Armstrong
Banshee Marley and the Wailers

[Batou1976]

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LAWL LAWL LAWL :biggrin:

[Knaight]

Twelve Goats, Thirty Feet of Rope, and a Walking Stick
Assault on Blingdenstone
Dungeons Dank and Dreary
White Knight and Night Wight
In Monarchist Dwarfhold, Tree Chop You!
The Fabulous Tale of Forwanta Vanale

[Squiddish]

From google translate:
King of Hammer Storm (Storm King's Thunder; Latin, English and Chinese)
Darn Strahd (Curse of Strahd; English, Catalan, and Chinese)
Angry Anger (Rage of Demons; English, Arabic, and Chinese)
Bad Elements (Elemental Evil; English and Chinese)
Phandelver Lost Me (Lost Mine of Phandelver; English and Chinese)

[Herobizkit]

Scouring of the Salt Mines

You Lich Her (You Brought Her).

Taffy and the Salt-Water Boys

Out of the Frying Pan, Into The Friar

The Amazing Maize

Cookhouse of Horrors

[JAL_1138]

The Fable of the Fair-Feathered Flying Flim-Flam Flibbertigibbets Fighting at the Fall Fennel Faire.

(The tale of how an autumn town festival celebrating the region's fennel crop was disrupted by two squabbling, silly-acting Aaracokra charlatans with light-colored plumage.)

[Safety Sword]

Multiple Orc Chasms


Stop the thread.

This wins.

Edit: I'll be damned if my game doesn't include a book named this that the PCs find in a mining town.

[mgshamster]

Stop the thread.

This wins.

Edit: I'll be damned if my game doesn't include a book named this that the PCs find in a mining town.

Good sir, I am happy to introduce you to the works of Robert Bevan (http://www.caverns-and-creatures.com/sign-up/).

[Yora]

Evil Wizards in a Cave (http://tenfootpole.org/ironspike/?p=3275)

[Beleriphon]

Then, in the depths of the earth
By magic mirror
The search is unknown
Oracle forests

[Plaguescarred]

Two grell one cup

[clem]

Beyond the Final Beyond (and Beyond!)
Dungeoneering as Narrative: My Master's Thesis With Monster Encounters Added
The Rubber Sword
Against the Argle Bargle!

[Yagyujubei]

The Audit: A Most Taxing Adventure

get it!?

[Rerem115]

These have all been working campaign titles :smallbiggrin:

The Gnome who Drank Thunder
A Mer-Kin Idol
The CIA is Real
Drink! Be Merry! Arm-wrestle Thor!

[Fightmaster]

A Fistful Of Punches
Fightmaster: The Kickening
Revenge of The Half Dragon Lycanthrope Vampire Bladesingers
The Adventures of Antoine The Accountant

[JAL_1138]

The Meatgrinder, Fort Kwis-en-Arte*

*Pronounced "Cuisinart"