What's the next line?

[lylsyly]

Anyone ever run a "write the next line/sentence" thread here?

I showed up to a zombie apocalypse in a tubetop and miniskirt.

What's the next line?

[Black Socks]

In my right hand, I clutched- of all things- a ninja sword.

[Gnomvid]

In my left hand I clutched an over-ripe pealed banana

[Tvtyrant]

A horde of apes to my back

[Fri]

There's tons of this kind of thread in silly message board game subforum, just saying. Also, notification for mod to move it I guess.