nwoT ehT

[Xerillum]

The Zen plane of mirrors, nwot eht is home to the antimatter versions of everything. there is only one door to it, and anything coming across, and inhabiting the same plane with is double will be instantly destroyed.

[Emperor Ing]

((Congrats, you made a parralel dimension! Enjoy Psycopathic Arcane Incarnations, and Insane Sith Kobolds))

[thehothead]

((And Dirk Gently clones that actually investigate!))

[Xerillum]

((And Indy is bundled up in multiple layers of clothing, and all llamas are canteens!))

[Narmoth]

Fred the shadow gelugon enters:
This place seems perfect for the prince to take over... I will have to gather his forces here.
Fred leaves

[Emperor Ing]

An Arcane Incarnation ((evil Sereyenetheous)) finds the gate
What is this?! a portal to a parralel dimension? Ah, let them reveal themselves, and they will all bow before me, and kiss my feet, if I had any!
A nearby parrallel NPC's head falls off

[Xerillum]

An NPC walking into Trog's head falls off

[Emperor Ing]

Evil Ser grabs a nearby NPC, telekinetically grabs him by the neck, they glare each other in the eye, pure fear radiating off of the NPC. The NPC's soul is being sucked through his eyes. After it has been devoured, evil ser throws him to the ground.

[Xerillum]

A small child walks across the border, a knapsack on his back. UNlike all the others, his crossing has no effect on him.

[Emperor Ing]

((nowter goin to town or towner goin to nowt?))

[Xerillum]

((Nwoter crossing over. ))

[Emperor Ing]

Where do you think your goin?

[Xerillum]

((He went while you were killing things. And the town. There is only one of him.))

[Emperor Ing]

((fine. Evil ser will be waiting at the door though. Nobody gets in or out now!))

[metakirb]

((right... assuming the world is reversed here shouldn't PCs cower before NPCs?))

Shadowkirb wakes up

what the... this place is... unusual...

He begins flying round

[Emperor Ing]

Well well well, what do we got here? :smallamused:

[metakirb]

Shadowkirb lands

you mean me?

[Emperor Ing]

Yes, you. Tell me. What do we have here?

[metakirb]

Shadowkirb, pince of dracorions

[Emperor Ing]

:smallannoyed: You didnt answer my question. Let me rephrase that. Are you delicious?

[metakirb]

i'd like to see you try and eat me...

[Emperor Ing]

Then I shall find out
Evil ser hovers in the air, and jumps down in front of shadowkirb, and puts a large, jagged, bloody curved blade sword (whatever theyre called) to shadowkirb's neck

[metakirb]

Shadowkirb smiles and vanishes, then appears behind Evil Ser and slashes at his neck

[Emperor Ing]

Shadowkirb slashes at it, and nothing happens, because apparently, arcane incarnations dont have necks
Evil ser fires a dark red fireball at shadowkirb

[metakirb]

The fireball hits but does little to the dragonscale armor shadowkirb wears

not bad...

He vanishes again this time appearing just above evil ser planing to drop onto him with his sword straight down

[Emperor Ing]

Evil Ser side-steps the attack and telekinetically throws shadowkirb at a nearby wall at a very high speed. Evil ser then rips the head off a nearby NPC, eats its soul, and throws the head and body at shadowkirb.

[metakirb]

Shadowkirb slashes the NPC parts away and conjures some shadowballs then fires them up into the air

[Emperor Ing]

Many blades sprout from evil ser's hands, but they wont either turn into regular swords, or shoot out. They seem to be better characterized as tentacles, blade tentacles.

[metakirb]

Shadowkirb charges at evil ser

[Emperor Ing]

Tactical error

The blade tentacles start swinging and stabbing at shadowkirb wildly

[metakirb]

not really

the shadows he fired earlier are coming at evil ser from behind as shadowkirb slashes at the tentacles

[Emperor Ing]

the balls hit, but evil ser makes a save, reducing damage. ((The blade tentacles are made of metal, so dont try cutting them))

[metakirb]

((and shadowkirbs blade is made of dragonteeth, which i think cuts metal, but okay, he was trying to knock them away anyway))

I think this is getting us nowhere

[Emperor Ing]

The blade tentacles retract

:smallmad: Your mocking me!

Evil Ser pulls out his blade, and charges at shadowkirb

[metakirb]

Shadowkirb attemptfly up above evil ser, if this doesn't work he will try t parry the blade to the side

i might be

[Emperor Ing]

Evil Ser jumps into the sky ((he can fly too)) and makes multiple slashes at shadowkirb

[metakirb]

Shadowkirb is hit by three slashes but doesn't show any pain, he makes a barrage of stabs at evil ser

[Emperor Ing]

Evil ser appears to be having a hard time dodging them, then fires a telekinetic blast at shadowkirb that should send him to hit the ground pretty hard.

[metakirb]

And it does, but as he hits the floor he gets up and fires some more shadowballs into the air

[Emperor Ing]

Evil ser conjures a massive shadowball in front of himself, and fires it at shadowkirb. it absorbs most of his shadowballs, but Evil Ser gets hit by one

[metakirb]

Shadowkirb tries to jump away from the shadowball buut it hits him, his left wing is badly injured, then he charges at evil ser again

[Emperor Ing]

Aren't you dead yet?
((btw hes still in the sky))

[metakirb]

((he plans to run forward, then jump up to evil ser))

nope, now, do you wish to continue? or are you as bored as i am?

He leaps up infront of evil ser

[Emperor Ing]

Its only fun if your head falls off, or if I crush it with my hands, but when they resist, then its exiting!
Evil ser drops an attack on shadowkirb
((sorry, i got idiots annoying the crap out me all around me! :smallmad: ))

[metakirb]

typical, a maniac...

He moves to dodge it and slash at evil ser from behind

[Emperor Ing]

Evil ser flies back
Chaotic Evil does not automatically mean 'psycopath' :smallannoyed:
Evil ser fires lightning bolts

[metakirb]

well you don't strike me as not a psychopath...

He dodges the lightning bolts and whistles, two shadow dragons begin whirling roud overhead

[Emperor Ing]

Life exists to feed my power! My level is 3x my age! Now you shall kneel before my awesome power, and you might live to become a soulless minion when I rule the multiverse!

Red lightning bolts from the sky strike the dragons

[metakirb]

psycho...

he whistles again and the dragons swoop down, are engulfed by a glow and then merge together, than shadowkirb merges to it, then the glow subsides, leaving a far grander shadowkirb standing there,

now you shall see the true might of a dracorion!

He vanishes, then appears behind evil ser with a barrage of slashes

[Emperor Ing]

I am not impressed.
All the rubble and random stuff lying around starts to levitate

[metakirb]

Shadowkirb continues slashing at evil ser

[Emperor Ing]

the debris starts to viciously orbit around evil ser

[metakirb]

The debris that hits shadowkirb shatters on impact, he feels little pain from it but it is slowly wearing him down as he beigns slashing faster at evil ser

((are these slashes doing anything? you haven't even mentioned them being dodged))

[Emperor Ing]

((oh yea i forgot about them! :smalltongue: ))
Evil ser grabs (one of) the blade(s)

[metakirb]

((just the one, shadowkirb being the evil version of my avatar))

Not bad, but you left yourself slightly open...

He attempts to put his claw arm to evil sers back and cast a shadowball at point blank

[Emperor Ing]

((im sick of saying evil ser. his name is Suoehtneyeres, Suo for short))
So says you
he catches the claw-arm with his other hand, but it lets off the shadow ball, which does connect. Suo casts powerful lightning spells down the sword, and at the claw-hand

[metakirb]

The lightning hits him, which stuns him for a few seconds, then he tries to kick suo away

[Emperor Ing]

suo flies back, and makes a charging strike

[metakirb]

Shadowkirb flies into the air as suo flies back

that was pretty fun, maybe some other time we'll finish this

He flies off

[Emperor Ing]

Suo telekinetically grabs shadowkirb
Oh, I dont think so!
((you can deadtime ya kno! :smalltongue: ))

[metakirb]

((they're too evenly matched, this could go on for days))

Shadowkirb fires a barrage of shadowballs at suo then uses his phase blade technique to travel out of suos telekinetic reach

[Emperor Ing]

((the thing in the town is that a battle level 1 PC and a level 500 pc could go on forever))

[metakirb]

((yeah... oh well))

[Emperor Ing]

((b4 u go, what level do ya say is shadowkirb?))

[metakirb]

((well going on the FF scale of 1-99 i'd say he's a 90, it's really not hard to get lvl 99 on FF though, still it's powerfull))

[Emperor Ing]

((I refer to KOTOR, which is very D20-esque, but I dont do level limits. I did the math, and 3X of Suo's age is 216. so a level 216 mage would be very devastating. :smalleek:))

[metakirb]

((well Shadowkirb is verystrong so it weould be a similar match if you crossed stat equivalent between the two))

[Emperor Ing]

((its more like my 1 v 500 scenario. Ya realize this is an EOTW plot waiting to happen? not yet though, im organizing the rebel assualt.))

[metakirb]

((a 1 c 500 in shadowkirbs favor :smallbiggrin: anyway, deadtimed))

[Emperor Ing]

((ur level 90 im 216, more of in my favor. Ill eat your soul, raise 2 levels due to your high level soul, and then continue my assault on the multiverse, not yet though :smallbiggrin: ))

[metakirb]

((differant games, differant values, lets go with the attack damage, in FF generally lvl 99 gives you hits of 9000-9999 damage))

[Emperor Ing]

((In kotor, at best at level 1, you do 12 dmg, at level 30, 150, at level 50, unsure, 350? I think FF would have higher HP/DMG ratios :smalltongue: ))

[metakirb]

((well there is emerald weapon with an annoying 1million health...))

[Emperor Ing]

((HOLY ****, the person with the highest HP has about 2000 hp, not the final boss.))

[metakirb]

((emerald isn't the final boss either, ah well))