Any "Game Culture" one liners + prank suggestions for F Gnome Barbarian?

[Juliette]

Are any witty people able to suggest dialogue/pranks?

References need to be relevant to 20-40 year old gamers. Aimed to add, not derail gameplay.

Really stuck with "modern references"

She has the racial "spells" Prestidigitation, dancing lights and ghost sounds

Alignment TN

All suggestions greatly appreciated.

Dialogue examples?
- "I like crushing skulls and eating sweet rolls, and I am all out of sweet rolls" (Intimidate)
- "Bring me a shrubbery" (completely random)
- Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries (Intimidate or alternatively to someone she likes)

[Erit]

- Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries (Intimidate or alternatively to someone she likes)

Close, mais non. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAy4zULKFDU)

For more Monty Python, the "Huge tracts of land" bit would not go amiss. If you do anything to get an animal companion, you can pick a parrot and regularly go off on a hurricane of euphemisms when it inevitably goes pop.

[KillingAScarab]

Are any witty people able to suggest dialogue/pranks?

References need to be relevant to 20-40 year old gamers. Aimed to add, not derail gameplay.As a fan of both gnome barbarians and way too many things which can derail a game, I'm going to have to say Monty Python references may need to be kept to the immediately apparent, or you and another person will go "Oh, that was from the one where X happened and then Y had Z, too!" That said, I suggest a modification.


Dialogue examples?
- Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries (Intimidate or alternatively to someone she likes)Use your affinity for burrowing mammals and your nose which is so sensitive it gives you a bonus on craft (alchemy) to back this up.


If you do anything to get an animal companion, you can pick a parrot and regularly go off on a hurricane of euphemisms when it inevitably goes pop.I don't believe they burrow, but it strikes me that a hedgehog named "Spiny Norman (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/piranha.php)" might be an appropriate gnome companion. For bonus points, don't actually have a familiar or an animal companion as a class feature, just claim that you see a hedgehog which is anywhere from twelve feet to eight hundred yards long. Use the ghost sound spell-like ability to have it call your name.

Now, for something other than Monty Python. To explain why your barbarian has a higher speed than everyone else, carry a knife (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9qXbgrx9rg&t=1m20s). (Counter-Strike, PurePwnage)

When your barbarian is getting worked into a rage, you could think about kittens covered in spikes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfFwBF313nk&t=4m9s). (Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles)

You could respond to a tough encounter by saying it reminds you of the time you fought a Gazebo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_and_the_Dread_Gazebo). (tabletop RPGs)

While it might be anathema to others on the 3.5 board, I would also fully support it if you occasionally tell people you're a monster (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UqFPujRZWo).

[Juliette]

Thanks so much for the suggestions both of you:smallbiggrin:

I had never heard of the "dread gazebo", now it will haunt my dreams ... And kittens with spikes - I love it!

[KillingAScarab]

Thanks so much for the suggestions both of you:smallbiggrin:

I had never heard of the "dread gazebo", now it will haunt my dreams ... And kittens with spikes - I love it!No problem. I thought of another one-liner/reference, but I don't think many people will know the source.

Since barbarians are illiterate at level 1 unless you spend skill points, and this presumably includes mathematics, I think Master Chow's "Numbers are the enemy of a warrior aaaah," or, "You will pay for dabbling in math sorcerery," are appropriate responses to such. (Legend of Monkey Fight (https://vimeo.com/6540401))

[Vaz]

Your brother is a bard who craps on beds; R.E Scanlon, Critical Roll.