D&D Limericks

[Sirdar]

Hi,

This is my first post at GitP and I hope there is some people here that share my love for Limericks? This one is dedicated to all players who (like me) struggle with their 5e bladelocks. :smallwink:


A Warlock was ambushed by Goblins so small,
he begged for a spell that would kill them all.
But the prize he paid,
for going Fighter - Pact Blade,
was being one level short of that Fireball.


Someday my bladelock will shine - someday! :smallannoyed:

[MrStabby]

There once was a bard from Faerun,
Who would always sing out of tune,
With the aid of a spell
He did pretty well
Accompanied loudly on spoons

[mgshamster]

There once was an orc named Bort,
Who built a very large fort,
He made it of straw,
But point out the flaw,
And his knife make keen a retort.

[tieren]

There once was a halfling named rex
with a diminutive organ for sex
when jailed for exposure
He pled with composure
De minimis non curat lex

[Ninja_Prawn]

I once knew an elven wizard
Who summoned a mighty blizzard
I could only respond
With my polymorphing wand
So I turned him into a lizard

Conan the Shirtless


There once was a bard from Faerun,
Who would always sing out of tune,
With the aid of a spell
He did pretty well
Accompanied loudly on spoons

This is good. :smallbiggrin:

[Naanomi]

There once was a young dwarf named Grotty
Whose beard was impressive and haughty
Grot' Ignored dragon's heat
Clothes and beard, they got beat
So *her* friends got an eyeful quite naughty

[BDRook]

Issac's a great bard for hire
Whom all the fair maidens desire
He's quick with his wits
When not falling face first into pits
I swear I once saw him shout out a fire

Long story short I told my friend's 4e bard he could shout out the fire if he rolled a natural 20 and well...it was awesome.

[BDRook]

-My Dervish Dancer Fighter -

Garrell can go into a stance
Where he rapidly starts to advance
"I'm not a rogue!" he cries
with tears in his eyes
But what kind of fighter can dance?