See I was right! Belkar Bitterleaf and Nigella Lawson are made for each other.

[Duke Malagigi]

Belkar has Profession (chef). Nigella Lawson is a world famous/infamous chef.
Belkar is a psychopath. Listening to Nigella compare kneading bread to pounding into warm soft flesh will convince you she's a psychopath. Belkar made salsa out of kobold blood and other nasty matter to gross out his fellow party members. Nigella Lawson likes to drink the bloody drippings from raw meat she's about to cook.

Wouldn't they make the perfect psychopathic couple? They'd have to get around their height difference though but as soon as that gets solved they're set for life. Any comments or loud retching sounds would suffice, especially if you think about what kind of children they'd have.

[Gaelbert]

Never heard of Nigela Lawson, but your comparisons make them sound perfect for each other.

[mockingbyrd7]

Never heard of Nigela Lawson, but your comparisons make them sound perfect for each other.

Same.

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[Duke Malagigi]

This is Nigella's recipe site. (http://www.nigella.com/recipes/index.asp) This is Nigella's welcome page. (http://www.nigella.com/)
Some information on Nigella Lawson can be found here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigella_Lawson) (though since it's on Wikipedia it's by nature suspect).

[Gaelbert]

From what I read, she doesn't seem too psychotic, but that probably isn't something that you would want advertised.

[Archonic Energy]

i think Belkar is more like Gordon Ramson

[RAGE KING!]

*retch*


what else can i say?

[OmegaDonut]

:belkar: I'll stick with my ale and whores, thank you very much. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0223.html)

[TigerHunter]

(though since it's on Wikipedia it's by nature suspect).
Your distrust of Wikipedia makes baby Pelor cry.

[CasESenSITItiVE]

Your distrust of Wikipedia makes baby Pelor cry.

lol you are my new hero

[Castaras]

Your distrust of Wikipedia makes baby Pelor cry.

Sigged.

Frigging. Sigged.

[Strengfellow]

Would they name a daughter Belkella?

[Garriath]

Hey, that's better than...

Oh. I get it.