Most awesome magic weapon name?

[RogueGuy]

-Leonidas Brightheart, a Human Paladin, has a Spear and Shield combo named "Achilles' Might".

-Ildan Seerear, a Vampiric Drow Cleric of Lolth, has a Mace named "Misery"

[MarkVIIIMarc]

Not a weapon yet nut I am going to name a certain old something Warspite. haven't decided what type of weapon would be most appropriate though.