Favorite school-appropriate one-liners?

[danzibr]

We've had some joke threads before, but somehow they always get closed or die out or something.

So. As the thread title suggests, I'm interested in your favorite brief jokes. A couple of mine:

1) What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt.
2) What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
3) How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

[Norrefve]

What do you call a blind deer? No-eye deer.

What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still no-eye deer.

(There is a third part to this joke, but it is NOT school-appropriate.)

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs on a hill? Lean ground beef.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in the cherry trees!

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Works, doesn't it?

I hope these are what you're looking for. :smalltongue:

[danzibr]

Ha ha... those are great. Thanks!

[Rockphed]

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in the cherry trees!

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Works, doesn't it?

I hope these are what you're looking for. :smalltongue:

I always heard it thusly:

Why do elephants paint their toe-nail red? So they can hide in the strawberry patch.

What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? Here come the strawberries; Jane was color blind.

Why do elephants live in the Jungle? Because it is away from the high rent district.

How do you tell if you have elephants in your refrigerator? By the footprints in the butter.