RogueGuy
2016-12-13, 10:31 AM
I'll go first.
Characters:
Adarr Nemonis: Dragonborn Paladin (Uncle)
Filch Snotbag: Goblin Rogue (Me)
Frettle Fireforge: Dwarf Cleric (Dad)
Seredin Fyre: Tiefling Fighter (Aunt)
Master Shin Quan: Human Monk (Brother)
DM: (Cousin)
-Our party was tasked with rescuing a teenage princess, and we had entered the lair of the captor. We had come to a fork in the path, and our party had decided to split up. Frettle, Seredin, and Shin Quan went one way, and Adarr and Filch went the other. After about an hour's worth of random encounters, and few hitpoints remaining, we find the princess. She immediately starts screaming.
Filch: "Woah, woah, woah! Chill! We're not gonna hurt ya, right Adarr?"
Adarr: "Correct."
Princess: "I know you monsters are here to hurt me again!"
Filch: "Wait, what do ya mean by 'again'?"
Princess: "They would hurt me, and you'll do the same!"
Adarr: "If it makes you feel any safer, we have brought swift justice to them."
Princess: "Lies!"
*Filch and Adarr look at eachother in disinterest.*
Filch: "Alright, here are ya options, sweetheart, ya could come wif me, or go wif him. Pick."
Princess: "Neither! Go away!"
Filch: "Adarr it is."
*Adarr proceeds to pick her up and put her over his shoulder.*
DM: "She's screaming the whole way back. While passing through the hall of arms, she takes a dagger off the wall, and...."
*Dice roll*
DM: "She plants the dagger into your neck. You take........14 points of damage"
Uncle: "I'm down."
DM: "Adarr collapses, and she begins to run off."
Me: "I run in front of her."
Filch: "Sorry, ye'll forgive me later."
*Filch shoots a dart laced with sleeping poison at her, she fails a constitution saving throw, and she falls asleep.*
DM: "She'll be zonked out for a good.....6 hours."
Filch: "Wait, I'm gonna have to carry both of 'em back. Crap."
*It took Filch 3 and a half in-game hours to drag both of them back and meet up with the party.*
-And this, ladies, gentlemen, and those of unspecified gender, is why you don't split up the party....
.......or rescue bratty royals.
Characters:
Adarr Nemonis: Dragonborn Paladin (Uncle)
Filch Snotbag: Goblin Rogue (Me)
Frettle Fireforge: Dwarf Cleric (Dad)
Seredin Fyre: Tiefling Fighter (Aunt)
Master Shin Quan: Human Monk (Brother)
DM: (Cousin)
-Our party was tasked with rescuing a teenage princess, and we had entered the lair of the captor. We had come to a fork in the path, and our party had decided to split up. Frettle, Seredin, and Shin Quan went one way, and Adarr and Filch went the other. After about an hour's worth of random encounters, and few hitpoints remaining, we find the princess. She immediately starts screaming.
Filch: "Woah, woah, woah! Chill! We're not gonna hurt ya, right Adarr?"
Adarr: "Correct."
Princess: "I know you monsters are here to hurt me again!"
Filch: "Wait, what do ya mean by 'again'?"
Princess: "They would hurt me, and you'll do the same!"
Adarr: "If it makes you feel any safer, we have brought swift justice to them."
Princess: "Lies!"
*Filch and Adarr look at eachother in disinterest.*
Filch: "Alright, here are ya options, sweetheart, ya could come wif me, or go wif him. Pick."
Princess: "Neither! Go away!"
Filch: "Adarr it is."
*Adarr proceeds to pick her up and put her over his shoulder.*
DM: "She's screaming the whole way back. While passing through the hall of arms, she takes a dagger off the wall, and...."
*Dice roll*
DM: "She plants the dagger into your neck. You take........14 points of damage"
Uncle: "I'm down."
DM: "Adarr collapses, and she begins to run off."
Me: "I run in front of her."
Filch: "Sorry, ye'll forgive me later."
*Filch shoots a dart laced with sleeping poison at her, she fails a constitution saving throw, and she falls asleep.*
DM: "She'll be zonked out for a good.....6 hours."
Filch: "Wait, I'm gonna have to carry both of 'em back. Crap."
*It took Filch 3 and a half in-game hours to drag both of them back and meet up with the party.*
-And this, ladies, gentlemen, and those of unspecified gender, is why you don't split up the party....
.......or rescue bratty royals.