Need a name for a halfling brothel

[Elvenoutrider]

Hey guys, stumped for a name for a brothel that caters to halflings and larger folk with darker interests in a campaign I'm writing. this is meant to be a setting for a very dark scene in the game and I wanted the name to reflect it. Any ideas?

[Echch]

Mr. Male's M.S.M. Midget Mansion?

[Tiri]

Paedophile Relief?

[Geddy2112]

A few:

For your height only.
Willy "Wonka" and the "chocolate" factory
The Jountdgrip
Two weapon "fighting"
Hold person
(replace the "" words with similar NSFW versions)
Slogans:
Where small races wield medium and large size weapons one handed, without penalty.
Home of the spells reduce/enlarge body part.
Little people doing big things.
Half the person at half the price.

[Inevitability]

Paedophile Relief?

Halflings are more like small adults than children, though. Midget fetishists, now those it'd cater to.

[daremetoidareyo]

Connect it to a bar and call it "A little peace on the side"

[Ashtagon]

"Littlefingers"

Insert spaces and apostrophes to taste.

[Echch]

Halflings are more like small adults than children, though. Midget fetishists, now those it'd cater to.

Not 100% sure on that. When I compare the hands of Kender or Halflings to those of Midgets (well, the google search results of it), it doesn't seem to match up like that. I'd say Dwarves are more like Midgets, proportion-wise. Halflings don't really look like children, but they don't look like Midgets either.

[Calthropstu]

The small hole.
The tiny gobblet.
Wee ones for hire.
The big little.
The dumpling house. (It serves food AND sex.)
Tiny holes for big poles. (aka The Tiny.)
The Little House.
Wee Wenches.

[Echch]

...Cunning runts with running c|unts?

[Doc_Maynot]

Shortstackers?

[Zakerst]

Shortstack's half mast
The whoring half house
Lighter than fair
Midnight Providence
The stuck squigg
A light kindness

[Pleh]

I think you guys are suggesting names that don't take the existence of this rather evil aligned place seriously.

You want a name that could sound reputable enough it's not surprising it thrives in an otherwise civilized society. You also want a name that reflects the mentality of the customers. Remember the dm wants this place to have a serious tone, not a self deprecating tone.

I would suggest something like, "A Small Affair".

[Efrate]

Yondallas Blessing. Shes a harvest goddess tied to fertility, its a common extrapolation. Comes off as a great front name as well very halfling, and the clerics cannot complain much.

[Rebel7284]

Based on my favorite halfing sex webcomic, I suggest you name it "The Buttsmithy"

[PaucaTerrorem]

Stubby's or Stubbies.

[AvatarVecna]

"Life's Little Pleasures".

[DrMotives]

Very Shiny Doorknobs.

[Grytorm]

The Halfway Inn/

[Draconi Redfir]

Shortstackers?

Free pancake breakfast every morning!

[denthor]

the inquire inn

(s)hot (c)oral {es}sex if by the sea

simple pleasures

wheeler inn a real business in California

[2D8HP]

:belkar:

Which are the staff, and which are the customer's?

"The Hirsute Foot"

[prufock]

Size Matters

[Celestia]

Bare and From the Back Again, A Halfling's Holiday

[Coidzor]

The Cornucopia.

Yondalla's Yoni.

The [adjective] Burrow.

The [adjective] Mound.

The Bunny Ranch.


Shortstackers?

That seems more like a Halfling version of Hooters specializing in pancakes.

Also, yoink. Except not sure where that would fit in...


Halflings are more like small adults than children, though. Midget fetishists, now those it'd cater to.

IIRC, halflings are supposed to be proportionally more busty than human women or gnome ones.

Le Busty Petite.

[Doc_Maynot]

Free pancake breakfast every morning!



That seems more like a Halfling version of Hooters specializing in pancakes.

Also, yoink. Except not sure where that would fit in...

The Platinum Package: one platinum gets you an evening of partying, a night of pleasure and pancakes in the morning.

[Coidzor]

Hey guys, stumped for a name for a brothel that caters to halflings and larger folk with darker interests in a campaign I'm writing. this is meant to be a setting for a very dark scene in the game and I wanted the name to reflect it. Any ideas?

Darker? Hmm. Well, there's a goddess of BDSM sadists and evil dominatrices from the Forgotten Realms, Loviatar. IIRC Ilmater is the god of BDSM masochists.

Dallah Thaun is, IIRC, literally all of the darkness and sneakiness of Yondalla. Has domains like Balance, Halfling, Greed, Trickery, and Feast. But is supposed to be secret, so it'd probably be some sort of code if her name was invoked.

[Kelb_Panthera]

Madame Minnie's

[Kaje]

Perfect Heights.

[Miko_Kira]

The Halfling Haberdashery. They make clothes too.

Also, Origin of the word Haberdasher just to make this sound a lot better;

The word appears in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales. Haberdashers were initially peddlers, thus sellers of small items such as needles and buttons. The word is thought to have no connection with an Old Norse word akin to the Icelandic haprtask, which means peddlers' wares or the sack in which the peddler carried them. If that had been the case, a haberdasher (in its hypothetical Scandinavian meaning) would be very close to a mercier (French).

Since the word has no recorded use in Scandinavia, it is most likely derived from the Anglo-Norman hapertas, meaning small ware. A haberdasher would retail small wares, the goods of the peddler, while a mercer would specialize in "linens, silks, fustian, worsted piece-goods and bedding".

Saint Louis IX, King of France 1226–70, is the patron saint of French haberdashers. In Belgium and elsewhere in Continental Europe, Saint Nicholas remains their patron saint, while Saint Catherine was adopted by the Worshipful Company of Haberdashers in the City of London.

[SoraWolf7]

Jacqueline First's Bed and Second Breakfast
The Sleepy Shire
Wee Ones
Whistlers
Skip Rockettes

[Kelb_Panthera]

The Halfling Haberdashery. They make clothes too.

Also, Origin of the word Haberdasher just to make this sound a lot better;

The word appears in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales. Haberdashers were initially peddlers, thus sellers of small items such as needles and buttons. The word is thought to have no connection with an Old Norse word akin to the Icelandic haprtask, which means peddlers' wares or the sack in which the peddler carried them. If that had been the case, a haberdasher (in its hypothetical Scandinavian meaning) would be very close to a mercier (French).

Since the word has no recorded use in Scandinavia, it is most likely derived from the Anglo-Norman hapertas, meaning small ware. A haberdasher would retail small wares, the goods of the peddler, while a mercer would specialize in "linens, silks, fustian, worsted piece-goods and bedding".

Saint Louis IX, King of France 1226–70, is the patron saint of French haberdashers. In Belgium and elsewhere in Continental Europe, Saint Nicholas remains their patron saint, while Saint Catherine was adopted by the Worshipful Company of Haberdashers in the City of London.

All that said, how did it become associated specifically with the hat guy.

[Coventry]

Chateau Layne (pun on "chatelaine")
<City Name> Circus
Distraction
Dice
Skingame
Scruples
Mischief
Ubilaz (possible word origin for the modern word "evil")


Dice's Distraction or Dice's Chateau Layne could both refer to the same place.

[Kelb_Panthera]

Based on my favorite halfing sex webcomic, I suggest you name it "The Buttsmithy"

Looked it up. Good stuff.


Very explicit NSFW for anyone else thinking of looking.

Now if I can just get myself to stop trying to read right to left. :smallsigh: :smallamused: Damned doujins.

[gr8artist]

The Velvet Scabbard / Silken Scabbard

The Dirk and Scabbard

Shortsilk's

And I can't think of a good name for it, but possibly a reference to making the customer feel like a giant by comparison?

[FireJustice]

call it, Little bits or Lil'bits

Ricky and Morty references

[Barstro]

Squirts
Inch for inch, the wettest spot in town.

[Vaern]

Has anyone suggested Hobbit Holes yet?

[Stealth Marmot]

Stumpy Strumpets

[Christian]

Service With A Smial

[Marlowe]

The Snug Lodging.

[runs away]

[John Longarrow]

From Dusk till Dawn would be a good name that some folks would consider dark...

Warm tallow with a still smoking candle for their log...

Flower by Anlise for anyone who's read some of the series Namesake. Gives a great dark connection.

Smile's and it uses a skull for a logo. For some strange reason many of the patrons aquire the lich loved feat after spending time there...

[AvatarVecna]

Bobbits. :smallwink:

[Frosty]

Child's Play. >.>

Ok, time to leave before we all get sent to Hell for this thread.

[Kelb_Panthera]

Bobbits. :smallwink:

I'm old enough to get that. You are a terrible person. :smallamused:

[nyjastul69]

Short Handles and Other Wears.

[ben-zayb]

Yondalla's Secret
Rings of Wishes
Little Garden
The Hole-and-Corner
The Bottleneck / The Chokepoint

[IcarusWulfe]

I think I'm going to need some brain beech:smallsigh:

[Âmesang]

I suppose this applies more towards a tavern, but…

…Half Pints?

[RazorChain]

I suggest

the Half mast whorehouse
the half tight happyhouse

[Thealtruistorc]

The Short Stack?

By the way, is it strange that one of these showed up in my game too?

[John Longarrow]

For a somewhat sinister feel,

Whispers?

[Rijan_Sai]

Doesn't quite fit the "dark" theme (sorry) but:
Short and Sweet

[Nifft]

- Under the Table

- The Low Blow

- Hot Pie

- Moulin Rogue

- DC 80 Escape Artist Success Stories Begin Here

[CaPtMalHammer]

Dark and Halfling based hmmm

The Outrider

Lavi's House of Pain

Pint Size Pleasure Hut

Whips and Chains with George Takei, OH MY!

Small Packages

Puzzle?

The Screaming Joker

A Salt and Battery

A Place Down Under

The Naughty Cherry

Pints!

Just some thoughts. :)