Altrunchen
2016-12-30, 01:29 AM
Introduction:
I made these on a whim when I was trying to invent some spells. Do you guys think they are balanced? I'm not sure that they are.
The Useless Spell
[Universal]
Level:
Sor/Wiz 0
Components:
V, S, M
Casting Time:
1 standard action
Range:
See text
Target:
See text
Duration:
Instantaneous
Saving Throw:
No
Spell Resistance:
No
This magical spell does absolutely nothing.
Material Component: Absolutely nothing.
The REALLY Useless Spell
[Universal]
Level:
Sor/Wiz 9
Components:
V, S, M
Casting Time:
1 standard action
Range:
See text
Target:
See text
Duration:
Instantaneous
Saving Throw:
No
Spell Resistance:
No
This magical spell STILL does absolutely nothing.
Material Component: A lot of absolutely nothing.
The Useless Spell, Mass
[Universal]
Level:
Sor/Wiz 1
Components:
V, S, M
Casting Time:
1 standard action
Range:
See text
Target:
See text
Duration:
Instantaneous
Saving Throw:
No
Spell Resistance:
No
This magical spell does absolutely nothing to a lot of people.
Material Component: A pinch of absolutely nothing.
Waste Magic
[Universal]
Level:
Sor/Wiz 1
Components:
V, S, M
Casting Time:
1 standard action
Range:
See text
Target:
See text
Duration:
Instantaneous
Saving Throw:
No
Spell Resistance:
No
This spell uses up all the magic that the caster has remaining for that day. It exists only to waste magic. It has no other function.
In all seriousness I think these could make for a good laugh or two around the table come session-time. ;)
In fact I'm interested to see/hear if anyone can find a way to incorporate these into a game. Given how absurd they are.
I made these on a whim when I was trying to invent some spells. Do you guys think they are balanced? I'm not sure that they are.
The Useless Spell
[Universal]
Level:
Sor/Wiz 0
Components:
V, S, M
Casting Time:
1 standard action
Range:
See text
Target:
See text
Duration:
Instantaneous
Saving Throw:
No
Spell Resistance:
No
This magical spell does absolutely nothing.
Material Component: Absolutely nothing.
The REALLY Useless Spell
[Universal]
Level:
Sor/Wiz 9
Components:
V, S, M
Casting Time:
1 standard action
Range:
See text
Target:
See text
Duration:
Instantaneous
Saving Throw:
No
Spell Resistance:
No
This magical spell STILL does absolutely nothing.
Material Component: A lot of absolutely nothing.
The Useless Spell, Mass
[Universal]
Level:
Sor/Wiz 1
Components:
V, S, M
Casting Time:
1 standard action
Range:
See text
Target:
See text
Duration:
Instantaneous
Saving Throw:
No
Spell Resistance:
No
This magical spell does absolutely nothing to a lot of people.
Material Component: A pinch of absolutely nothing.
Waste Magic
[Universal]
Level:
Sor/Wiz 1
Components:
V, S, M
Casting Time:
1 standard action
Range:
See text
Target:
See text
Duration:
Instantaneous
Saving Throw:
No
Spell Resistance:
No
This spell uses up all the magic that the caster has remaining for that day. It exists only to waste magic. It has no other function.
In all seriousness I think these could make for a good laugh or two around the table come session-time. ;)
In fact I'm interested to see/hear if anyone can find a way to incorporate these into a game. Given how absurd they are.