Homestuck! (Major event postings / notifications - small content on roll20)

[Markozeta]

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Your name is LIRIS DUVAINEL. Upon waking up today, you realize it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of TERRIBLE CAKES await you outside your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for AWFUL ARCADE GAMES, and drink so much COFFEE and ENERGY DRINKS that it borders on an UNHEALTHY ADDICTION. You like to PLAY FANTASY GAMES but you only win A BUNCH OF SECOND PLACE TROPHIES. You have a fondness for FARIES AND MYSTICAL CREATURES, and are an aspiring HACKER OF ALL THE INTERNETS. You also like to play TRICKS sometimes.

What will you do?
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[Markozeta]

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Your name is HANS WINKERBEAN. You are without access to your VIRTUAL REALITY HELMET, which houses your SYLLADEX AI. Although you have been able to survive without it before, its SOMEWHAT UNPLEASANT. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for RATHER OBSCURE LITERATURE. You enjoy creative writing and are SOMEWHAT SECRETIVE ABOUT IT. You have a fondness for SOLVING MYSTERIES STRANGE AND FICTITIOUS, and sometimes dabble in PSYCHOANALYSIS, prominently as the VOICE OF REASON. You also like to HUNT, locking your VAST COLLECTION OF RIFLES AND AMMUNITION inside your closet. On occasion, if the helmet is COMPATIBLE with it, you like to play VIDEO GAMES with your friends.

What will you do?