Silly and funny things that smart monster do in your campaigns?

[Sir cryosin]

So in a game I play a kobold shadow monk druid. In this campaign my kobold is addicted to Marshmellos and so are all kobolds thanks to me. Also all kobolds love night clues and raves types of atmosphere. My PC kobold got all the other kobolds in the Bandit camp together throw a rave then presented another PC dragonborn as a real dragon and we convince all the other kobolds to rise up and kill the bandits that they were working with.


So kobolds love Marshmellos and raves.