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AnBe
2017-01-17, 07:04 AM
What are some funny things that have happened while you were at the game table?
Such stories can include in-game shenanigans or out-of-game stuff.
Let the lulz begin!

I'll Start:
So I created an orc character who was really good at cooking (don't judge me) and we came to this town where there was an inn. I went to the inn, shoved the cook aside and slammed down a huge piece of meat on the grill that I had gotten from a triceratops that I had killed earlier. My character says, "this is how an Orc cooks meat!" He proceeds to cook the meat, I roll a cooking skill check (critical failure). The whole kitchen fills up with a choking cloud of smoke as I horribly burned my meat. "You over-cooked it you idiot!" The resident cook says.

I tried again later with another piece of meat and it turned out alright though, fortunately
But my orc was super embarrassed about that. He was the best cook in his clan