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Astofel
2017-03-11, 02:52 AM
I'm a guy who loves D&D, and I'm also a guy who loves really great (or terrible) jokes. So I thought I'd make a thread where both of these things come together in unholy union. Don't let the title fool you, any kind of joke is allowed here as long as it's tasteful. And remember, the harder it makes people cringe the better you did. I'll get us started:

You can't behold 'er.

And now one for those who've played Princes of the Apocalypse:

There was Imix up.

Let loose that horrid humour, I know you've got a few good ones you've been waiting for a chance to share.

digiman619
2017-03-11, 03:01 AM
Why did the ghost take a level of psion? So it could manifest.

Inevitability
2017-03-11, 03:54 AM
A: Why is the cleric of Kelemvor not allowed in the liquor store any more?
Q: He attacked all the spirits last time he was there.

Pex
2017-03-11, 10:50 AM
Oh great, another thread that will just drag on.

Gideon Falcon
2017-03-11, 06:11 PM
Oh great, another thread that will just drag on.
And also dunge... on... *ahem*
That sounded better in my head.

RedMage125
2017-03-11, 06:15 PM
Talk amongst yourselves...I'll give you a topic.

Bugbears are neither bugs, nor bears...

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/images/folder827/12604827.jpg

...Discuss.

digiman619
2017-03-11, 07:04 PM
Talk amongst yourselves...I'll give you a topic.

Bugbears are neither bugs, nor bears...

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/images/folder827/12604827.jpg

...Discuss.


Tell that to MLP..
http://i.imgur.com/lw7BSP5.png

Jay R
2017-03-11, 08:50 PM
Carpe DM!
Seize the Dungeon Master!

RP diem!
Role-play the day!

Doorhandle
2017-03-12, 08:06 AM
Why did the illithids start a soup kitchen?

They were offering food for thought.

Jay R
2017-03-12, 06:27 PM
"Life's a die, and then you b*tch."

Doorhandle
2017-03-12, 08:30 PM
Life's a litch, and then you never die.

TheTeaMustFlow
2017-03-13, 09:11 AM
Life's a litch, and then you never die.

Yeah, you got 99 problems but [being] a lich ain't one.

I also feel I should leave this (https://www.reddit.com/r/DMDadJokes/) here

JAL_1138
2017-03-13, 09:13 AM
An attorney who's banned from playing musician characters has been disbard.

A monk with low Constitution who has little empathy and doesn't value the lives of others, and who has an inordinate fondness for garlic, onions, strong cheeses, and coffee, is a super-callous fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

A silly, gossipy Aarakocra charlatan with light-colored plumage is a fair-feathered flying flim-flam flibbertigibbet.

An awakened bear with class levels in valor bard and bear-totem barbarian who wears spiked armor and works as security at a pub: a barbed-barded battle bard bear barbarian beer-bar bouncer bear.

Tried to attack a sorcerer who just cast Gaseous Form, but I mist.

I think something is troubling Mordenkainen. I can't quite put my finger on it, but he just seems Tenser lately.

Which wizard polymorphed himself into a Giant Hornet? Bigby.

Leomund and Nystul were researching new spells. Nystul made an interesting discovery, and said "Leomund, you Otiluke at this."

The Circle of Eight found a Spelljammer ship, but couldn't agree on who should take the helm. In the end they just put it on Otto-pilot.