Random table of 100 spell effects for a weapon?

[PangolinPie]

Running a game in the near future. Decided I'm going to give one of my players who I know will play an archer the "quiver of pandora" which is a quiver of endless arrows with the added bonus/curse of having a unique feature.

Every time it's used, the player must roll a percentile. Under 50 allows the attack to proceed as normal while over 50 imbues the arrow with a random spell effect (possibly might go with 30/70 or even 25/75) determined by an additional percentile.

Rather than recycling the Rod of Wonder random spell list (which only has around 20 if I remember correctly), is there a good list of 100 weapon specific spell effects anywhere? Even random absurd crap would be great; stuff that may or may not assist in any given situation. Obviously any spell effect would focus on the arrow itself or whatever it hits in its flight path.

This is going to be a somewhat campy and lighthearted game so weird is always fun :)

[Calthropstu]

One of those effects has to be an arrow of slay self.

[PangolinPie]

one of those effects has to be an arrow of slay self.

I said lighthearted dammit XD

[Venger]

Running a game in the near future. Decided I'm going to give one of my players who I know will play an archer the "quiver of pandora" which is a quiver of endless arrows with the added bonus/curse of having a unique feature.

Every time it's used, the player must roll a percentile. Under 50 allows the attack to proceed as normal while over 50 imbues the arrow with a random spell effect (possibly might go with 30/70 or even 25/75) determined by an additional percentile.

Rather than recycling the Rod of Wonder random spell list (which only has around 20 if I remember correctly), is there a good list of 100 weapon specific spell effects anywhere? Even random absurd crap would be great; stuff that may or may not assist in any given situation. Obviously any spell effect would focus on the arrow itself or whatever it hits in its flight path.

This is going to be a somewhat campy and lighthearted game so weird is always fun :)

here (http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/vortexshadow/magic/unstablemagic.html) is a list of lighthearted effects that mostly won't impose mechanical penalties on your player. you can skip over the ones that do at your judgement

if you're set on inflicting this on him, I strongly advise you preroll large chains of numbers in advance so you don't slow down play. archers tend to make a lot of attacks and you don't want to be pausing every time he rolls dice.

[Baby Gary]

this is not from any list that I know of but here are some cool ideas

1. the arrow becomes made out of a different material, like cold iron, silver, stone, wood, any random material
2. if the target is hit they glow a certain color
3. the arrow heals the target

[Calthropstu]

An arrow of polymorphing... the arrow transforms into a cat in mid flight. A quite angry one.

[Thurbane]

Here's a quick list of 50, might do more when I get a moment:
1. Aid: +1 on attack rolls and saves against fear, 1d8 temporary hp +1/level (max +10).
2. Bear’s Endurance: Subject gains +4 to Con for 1 min./level.
3. Bestow Curse: -6 to an ability score; -4 on attack rolls, saves, and checks; or 50% chance of losing each action.
4. Blindness/Deafness: Makes subject blind or deaf.
5. Blink: You randomly vanish and reappear for 1 round/level.
6. Blur: Attacks miss subject 20% of the time.
7. Bull’s Strength: Subject gains +4 to Str for 1 min./level.
8. Calm Emotions: Calms creatures, negating emotion effects.
9. Cat’s Grace: Subject gains +4 to Dex for 1 min./level.
10. Cause Fear: One creature of 5 HD or less flees for 1d4 rounds.
11. Charm Person: Makes one person your friend.
12. Charm Person: Makes one person your friend.
13. Chill Touch: One touch/level deals 1d6 damage and possibly 1 Str damage.
14. Confusion, Lesser: One creature is confused for 1 round.
15. Contagion: Infects subject with chosen disease.
16. Cure Light Wounds: Cures 1d8 damage +1/level (max +5).
17. Cure Moderate Wounds: Cures 2d8 damage +1/level (max +10).
18. Curse Water M: Makes unholy water.
19. Daze Monster: Living creature of 6 HD or less loses next action.
20. Dispel Magic: Cancels spells and magical effects.
21. Displacement: Attacks miss subject 50%.
22. Divine Favor: You gain +1 per three levels on attack and damage rolls.
23. Doom: One subject takes -2 on attack rolls, saves, and checks.
24. Eagle’s Splendor: Subject gains +4 to Cha for 1 min./level.
25. Enlarge Person: Humanoid creature doubles in size.
26. Expeditious Retreat: Your speed increases by 30 ft.
27. False Life: Gain 1d10 temporary hp +1/level (max +10).
28. Fox’s Cunning: Subject gains +4 to Int for 1 min./level.
29. Gaseous Form: Subject becomes insubstantial and can fly slowly.
30. Heroism: Gives +2 on attack rolls, saves, skill checks.
31. Hideous Laughter: Subject loses actions for 1 round/ level.
32. Hold Person: Paralyzes one humanoid for 1 round/level.
33. Inflict Light Wounds: Touch deals 1d8 damage +1/level (max +5).
34. Inflict Moderate Wounds: Touch attack, 2d8 damage +1/level (max +10).
35. Invisibility: Subject is invisible for 1 min./level or until it attacks.
36. Levitate: Subject moves up and down at your direction.
37. Mage Armor: Gives subject +4 armor bonus.
38. Mirror Image: Creates decoy duplicates of you (1d4 +1 per three levels, max 8).
39. Nondetection: Hides subject from divination, scrying.
40. Owl’s Wisdom: Subject gains +4 to Wis for 1 min./level.
41. Rage: Gives +2 to Str and Con, +1 on Will saves, -2 to AC.
42. Ray of Exhaustion: Ray makes subject exhausted.
43. Reduce Person: Humanoid creature halves in size.
44. Sanctuary: Opponents can’t attack you, and you can’t attack.
45. Shield of Faith: Aura grants +2 or higher deflection bonus.
46. Shield: Invisible disc gives +4 to AC, blocks magic missiles.
47. Shocking Grasp: Touch delivers 1d6/level electricity damage (max 5d6).
48. Slow: One subject/level takes only one action/round, -1 to AC, reflex saves, and attack rolls.
49. Touch of Idiocy: Subject takes 1d6 points of Int, Wis, and Cha damage.
50. Undetectable Alignment: Conceals alignment for 24 hours.