Knightwolf
2017-04-17, 09:03 AM
So, as a 48 year old man that's been playing the game since the early 2e days, I'm by far the most experienced in my gaming group of mostly college agers. As such, they usually give me their character sheets for safekeeping, because they're lazy and absent minded most of the time.
Yesterday was my birthday, and I went out to the local Indian food place to eat as a celebration, it was very nice and I had a lots of curry.
So going home that night I felt somw bad stuff in my stomach; I think I should mention now that I have chronic IBS, and the curry most certainly didn't help.
I tried my hardest to hold it in but I just couldn't. I pulled over into the side and tried to go on a patch of grass but before I got out of the car it was too late, I pooped all over myself.
I sat there for a good five minutes thinking what should I do. I needed to wipe, and the only thing I had in my car that was acceptable wiping material was the character sheets I kept in a folder in my car. I really didn't want to, but I also didn't want to be all poopy when I got home because my wife would probably kill me.
So I decided to wipe and I opened the folder to the first character sheet. It was the Monk/Fighter, the character of the guy I knew least in the group. I went through with it and there was a lot. There was so much, in fact, that I needed a second sheet. The next sheet was my best friend's, the party bard. There was less on that sheet but still enough to probably notice.
So I went home finally and all was well that night but then this morning I realized the session is tonight! What am I gonna say to my friendos whose sheets are covered with bad curry? Do I just give them the sheets without saying anything and hope they don't notice? I really don't know what to do please help!
Follow up question: what are some good 6th level spells for magus? I was thinking either monstrous physique, elemental body, or form of the dragon, but I really can't decide. Thanks in advance!
Yesterday was my birthday, and I went out to the local Indian food place to eat as a celebration, it was very nice and I had a lots of curry.
So going home that night I felt somw bad stuff in my stomach; I think I should mention now that I have chronic IBS, and the curry most certainly didn't help.
I tried my hardest to hold it in but I just couldn't. I pulled over into the side and tried to go on a patch of grass but before I got out of the car it was too late, I pooped all over myself.
I sat there for a good five minutes thinking what should I do. I needed to wipe, and the only thing I had in my car that was acceptable wiping material was the character sheets I kept in a folder in my car. I really didn't want to, but I also didn't want to be all poopy when I got home because my wife would probably kill me.
So I decided to wipe and I opened the folder to the first character sheet. It was the Monk/Fighter, the character of the guy I knew least in the group. I went through with it and there was a lot. There was so much, in fact, that I needed a second sheet. The next sheet was my best friend's, the party bard. There was less on that sheet but still enough to probably notice.
So I went home finally and all was well that night but then this morning I realized the session is tonight! What am I gonna say to my friendos whose sheets are covered with bad curry? Do I just give them the sheets without saying anything and hope they don't notice? I really don't know what to do please help!
Follow up question: what are some good 6th level spells for magus? I was thinking either monstrous physique, elemental body, or form of the dragon, but I really can't decide. Thanks in advance!