_____ in the playground

[Baby Gary]

how do I advance in the _____ in the playground ranks? also what is the order that they go in?

[Razade]

You don't. They're just for fun, talking about them is not advised.

[DataNinja]

This thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?45659-User-Titles-amp-Post-Counts) tells you everything you need to know.