RAGE KING!
2007-08-13, 07:57 PM
I got tired of hunting through pages of threads when looking for interesting facts about OoTS, so i made this compilation of compilations. Feel free to comment, or point out any I may have missed. Regular posts are encouraged, to keep this thread running.
Table of Contents:
What we know about the MitD
What Haley Said
Class and level geekery
Number of character appearances (improved)
Where the heck IS everybody?
German translation
Credits
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What we know about the MitD:
1. Medium or Large in Size (probably large, or powerful build.)
2. Has two eyes and one mouth(that we know of)
3. Leaves tracks when it moves, so not a hovering creature.
4. Has appendages (hands, tentacles, whatever) for holding objects.
5. Has clawed feet
6. Possessed of incredible strength.
7. Has incredibly high damage resistance or AC. Neither Miko or Belkar succeeded in dealing any damage to the creature with a full attack.
8. May possess ability to cause an earthquake by stomping, or that may be aneffect caused by its freakish strength.
9. Intelligent enough to learn and carry out a conversation in Common.
10. Child-like in mentality, may be a young member of its species, or maybe just a low WIS.
11. Insatiable appetite, the monster is hungry all the time (or maybe Xykon just forgets to feed it). - May be related to #20.
12. Lack of discerning taste. Will eat just about anything, and appears to digest anything without problems.
13. Rare but not unique creature.
14. Probably not a typical humanoid->possibly not humanoid, given the weird tracks it leaves.
15. Unable to spot Gates for some reason. Low Wis+no ranks in spot, or related to Snarl in some fashion? - or thats just comic relief
16. Attracts Demon Roaches for some reason, filthy eating habits, or clue? - or that's just comic relief
17. Low intelligence
18. Probably has a few supernatural powers (or extraordinary, or spell-like, or whatever).
19. Apparently has short term memory loss.
20. Possibly gets tired/hungry after using its supernatural abilities.
21. Doesn't use its powers on purpose (they come automatically.)
22. Doesn't know about its own powers.
23. Has some version of shout and earthquake as spell-like or natural abilities.
24. Toriko believes it's a gazebo!
25. Possibly Half giant or other creature with stomp. (however, see #14).
26. Loves stew
27. SoD spoilersLikes toys, and tacos. Doesn't feel sadness very much. Was smart enough to think up bilver on the spot.
What Haley Said:
#247
Mnbrvcnp!!
Treasure!!
Wiup! Rdd is fm wiup!! F tru’m epdfpjp fm’v rdd wiup!
Gone! All of it gone!! I can’t believe it’s all gone!
F wim prmpu eh r ynrwiu sin mqrm snprfzu’ mnbrvcnp!
I got eaten by a dragon for that freakin’ treasure!
F wim jiafmpy ck! Eh r yfvwcvmfuw rtfy-enprmqfuw ynrwiu! Ruy uix fm’v WIUP!
I got vomited up! By a disgusting acid-breathing dragon! And now it’s GONE!
Uim MQP diim, AH diim. Afup!
Not THE loot, MY loot. Mine!
Xrfm, xqh yi F vicuy scuuh? Qpddi? Qpddi?
Wait, why do I sound funny? Hello? Hello?
Xqrm? Ui! Yiu’m hic yrnp!
What? No! don’t you dare!
Vuprz rmmrtz eiim mi mqp srtp!
Sneak attack boot to the face!
Yrnu vmnrfwqm.
Darn straight.
#248
Ry dgose du ecggqv rt oii wkssu-emksnrsb.
It means my speech is all funny-sounding.
Qmdg obors?
Come again?
Qos emdghmnu cigoeg bgy zggcu ytoseegfkoi mww dg?
Can somebody please get weepy transsexual off me?
#249
Rthfq pid'cq ckmaz...
Maybe you're right...
#250
Random four letter word
#251
Oze ktpp ja asf..
You call it the...
Afw xzpd dtod dsf kyjfd!
Ten gold says she cries!
Yfts!
Yeah!
#260
Ufxm ft, rwra, fkmt bfe xfxxa.
Come on, baby, open for mommy.
#262
Jpz rezncw gpsi! Pnbd! Hxj hpd'e jpz pnbd??
You stupid lock! Open! Why won't you open??
Qpcdq ep icgg jpz...
Going to kill you...
C xfeb Flfvcdq-kzfgcej gpsir!
I hate Amazing-quality locks!
Qbb, exfdir, dp nubrrzub exbub.
Gee, thanks, no pressure there.
Wfld ce! PNBD!!
Damn it! OPEN!!
C fl epefggj cd gpyb hcex jpz.
I am totally in love with you.
#264
Aqmd. Rmtdwx!
Wait. Listen!
Fqgj mx dow qwrrt! Fqgj! FQGJ!!
Back in the cells! Back! BACK!!
#268
Qxxx, baxww.
Ewww, gross.
#269
Arwcrxcon!
Fantastic!
#275
Vxv?
Huh?
#277
Zfq bq nzml?
Are we back?
#284
Zktv?
What?
Fx, ztbv, vktv aupqbev qxusf'v ntou sufsu. Qtzs qxf'v zxpo vktv ztd.
No, wait, that verdict doesn't make sense. Laws don't work that way.
B'au suuf ufxlck xi nd Vkbuaus' Clbwq ipbufqs sufv vx jpbsxf vx ofxz vktv vkbs skxlwq ktau huuf t exfabevbxf.
I've seen enough of my Thieves' Guild friends sent to prison to know that this should have been conviction.
Hlv...hlv bv qxusf'v ntou tfd sufsu!
But...but it doesn't make any sense!
FX! B'n fxt XO, vkbs zkxwu vpbtw ntqu FX SUFSU!
No! I'm not OK, this whole trial made NO SENSE!
Zu ZUPU clbwvd! Bv skxlwq ktau huuf t clbwvd aupqbev! B etf lfqupsvtfq bi vkud ztfvuq vx puqleu vku sufvufeu qlu vx cku ebpelnsvtfeus, hlv bv skxlwq ktau svbww huuf t clbwvd aupqbev.
We WERE guilty! It should have been a guilty verdict! I can understand if they wanted to reduce the sentence due to the circumstances, but it should have been a guilty verdict.
Xk, fuaup nbfq, B qxf'v ofxz zkd B'n hxvkupbfc.
Oh, never mind, I don't know why I'm bothering.
Ztbv - uwtf, zktv qbq dxl rlsv std?
Wait-Elan, what did you just say?
Xk nd cxqs, Uwtf! Vktv's bv! Uwtf, dxl'pu t cufbls!
Oh my gods, Elan! That's it! Elan, you're a genius!
#285
Rst azq'e tqmgowezqm kg, ws hge kg xtwe wzr efze rst'og z couyum lueaf zqd rsto efuyfw hssp cze uq efze zokso.
You can't understand me, so let me just say that you're a frigid bitch and your thighs look fat in that armor.
#291
F dxaqgxd oaq cbfr oaqi rbr pbc rlbr?
I thought you said your dad was dead?
#296
Gxwhlg gdga Y'j lyxh sz otwwlpwoyak ouglg ouyakl.
Because even I'm sick of translating these things.
#298
Xcccc!
Ahhh!
#303
Laughing with a *snort*
#309
Yrhw, N'u nw rdjy mnck vdg.
Elan, I'm in love with you.
Yrhw, N'u nw rdjy mnck vdg. Lduzrycyrv nw rdjy. Rdjy, rdjy, rdjy, rdjy!
Elan, I'm in love with you. Completely in love. Love, love, love, love!
Uv ehe nb aynwp kyre fhwbdu av hw yjnr enlchcdf.
My dad is being held ransom by an evil dictator.
N'u wdc fyhrrv nw cky Cknyjtb' Pgnre hwvudfy.
I'm not really in the Thieves' Guild anymore.
N lkyhc hc bdrnchnfy.
I cheat at solitaire.
N khjy h chccdd vdg'jy wyjyf byyw.
I have a tattoo you've never seen.
N tnbbye h pnfr dwly.
I kissed a girl once.
DT, DT, udfy ckhw dwly!
OK, OK, more than once!
Yrhw, nc cgfwb dgc N uhv wdc ay yqhlcrv mkhc vdg mdgre lhrr-
Elan, it turns out I may not be exactly what you would call-
#316
Dxyye Mwp Ewxk
Happy New Year
#320
Xqp
Yes
Xqp
Yes
#330
R fjwhh qdwow'h mx axrmq rm vw bhzrmf b ejwhqrxm.
I guess there's no point in me asking a question.
Pxj ibm jmuwohqbmu vw?
You can understand me?
Djd?
Huh?
#331
Bfqe zqp M rt et fjketfj wi kljjzf?
What can I do to restore my speech?
#340
Vrqxx rtegqxg abqvo lvqkul hte fx'qx LVKMM jhskeo nrxhu qtmx qxyklkbe wbsxl...Obgl, fx ltns
Three hundred forty strips, and we're STILL making cheap rule revision jokes... Gods, we suck.
#351
Gpmp Vzrra, vzrra, vzrra.
Here Kitty, kitty, kitty.
#361
Bior pkdt! Hn'g Mdos
Holy crap, it's Nale!
Gnit ohgnsmhmse ni riwkgsoa gtsdc aik imps dmj OIIC qbsks H'x GBIINHME!
Stop listening to yourself speak for once and LOOK where I'm SHOOTING!
#381
Qr--
Wh--? (Pick your favorite two letters)
#384
Za ybxy acwwdave yd uv adfv adty dg sdhv? Uvrxcav Z rxi'y awvxh? Zg ad, zy qxai'y jvtp gciip.
Is that supposed to be some sort of joke? Because I can't speak? If so, it wasn't very funny.
#386
XCGH???
NALE???
#393
MFGL P opvvlu mfgl? Sry!
NALE I kissed nale? Ugh!
Keeeeeeee! Opno ypv fvv Euugd lcclnwpql! Lgfm
Woooooooo! Kick his ass oddly effective Elan!
Ysy?
Huh?
Des'ql rew we il obuupmr al. Lgfm, des'xl mew isdpmr wypv fxl des? [Typo note: opuupmr for kidding]
You've got to be kidding me. Elan, you're not buying this are you?
Ufam vwxfpryw yl'v gdpmr!
Damn straight he's lying!
Yl iesryw al wypv uxlvv! Neal em kesgu FMD keafm NYEEVL we klfx wypv wypmr?
He bought me this dress! Come on would ANY woman CHOOSE to wear this thing?
Mel P'a mew! P'a vwsjpu! P'a ve vwsjpu!
No! I'm not! I'm stupid! I'm so stupid!
Ec nesxvl mew! Wypv pv fiivsxu! P'a Nyfewpn Reeu! Pvy!
Of course not! This is absurd! I'm Chaotic Good! Ish!
Kyd fxl des gpvwlmpnr we ypa??? Yl'v wyl QPGGFPM!
Why are you listening to him??? He's the VILLIAN!
Me, P yfqlm'w!
No, I haven't!
Des yfql we ilgplql al! Yl'v gdpmr!!
You have to believe me! He's lying!!
Kyfw?? Me! ME!
What?? No! NO!
P nfm'w ...wypmo...
I can't ..think...
P nfm'w gevl ypa P-P wyesryw...
I can't lose him I-I thought...
Thank you everyone who translated these for the rest of us.
Class and Level Geekery:
Welcome to the Class and Level Geekery thread! Here, we are discussing what the possible stats are for each of the six OOTS members. Below is my personal estimate of the characters' stats. I will update this post as the discussion continues and as subsequent strips reveal more information about OOTS. Yours may certainly vary.
Please note that we all know that Rich isn't necessarily being careful about the rules. Funny always trumps rules. Thus, there will always be some dispute as to some of the stats as some jokes are used as evidence as abilities and other strips are used as evidence of funny.
We also discuss the stats of other characters in OOTS, such as Xykon, the Linear Guild, Miko and others. I only ask that we not discuss the stats of characters that are from other stories, movies, comic strips and so on. Thanks and welcome!
:roy:Roy Greenhilt (currently deceased)
Lawful Good (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0285.html), Human Male (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0249.html) Fighter (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0285.html) 12+ (probably 13 - same level as Haley and Belkar)
Attributes (28 pt buy min):
Str ≥17 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0004.html)
Dex = 13? (no real evidence, wears heavy armor, may have Dexterity 13 for some feats, yet to be determined)
Con =16+ (probably - has a lot of hit points. Also, see the Giant's description of the Miko fight)
Int 14-18 (“very good”, but V's Int is "higher")
Wis ≥14 (“very good”)
Cha ≥12 (“decent”)
Feats (12): Cleave, Great Cleave, Power Attack (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0102.html), Weapon Focus (greatsword), Weapon Specialization (greatsword) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0064.html), Endurance (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0162.html)...
Skills (≥74): Intimidate (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0001.html), Ride 1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0141.html)... No Bluff (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0139.html) or Sense Motive.
Abilities: human traits, fighter bonus feats, access to Weapon Specialization
Items: boots (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0401.html), oil of shillelagh (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0443.html), potion of delay poison (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0443.html), medium armor (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0005.html) (justification), Bag of Tricks (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0130.html))...
:belkar:Belkar Bitterleaf
Chaotic (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0230.html) Evil, Halfling (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0021.html) Male (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0244.html) Ranger (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0022.html) ≥11/Barbarian (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0132.html) ≥1
Attributes (16 pt buy min):
Str ≥13 (to use Improved Sunder (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0325.html), probably higher)
Dex 12-16? (Belkar is not exactly good at min-maxing, as witness his current XP penalty, though he tries to, and thinks Defense is for Losers [the title of strip #107]. We know [Dungeon Crawling Fools] that he has a significantly lower Hide skill roll than Haley.
Con =>12? (second or third priority, after Strength, and either after or before Dexterity)
Int ~10 (no evidence, but he is a clever psychopath)
Wis 3-6 (see this: no ability to notice things, dedication, or common sense, the Giant has stated that he has a low Wisdom, he has no self-awareness, he calls himself a brain-dead moron without ever realizing that's what he's saying, he is unable to resist the urge for mindless destruction even when it nearly gets him killed, he has no short-term memory, he knows his Wisdom is less than Miko's without asking, though having seen her combat abilities he could easily suspect she used it as a dump stat; in the same strip, Roy says it's physically impossible for him to feel stupid after talking to Belkar, which suggests Belkar has low Intelligence and Wisdom both. Vaarsuvius says it's ridiculously low [or Vaarsuvius says it's 12 in a way and context that makes no sense at all, if you prefer]. Finally, Belkar conducted a plan which nearly got him killed without realizing that he wouldn't be resurrected if it did. Belkar should technically need a Wisdom of at least 10 without magical aid to cast Cure Serious Wounds with a single by-the-book 3.5ed Owl's Wisdom, but comparing that example to the mountain of evidence for his Wisdom being really low, Kish thinks it's obvious that this is a case of the Giant bending the rules when it makes it funny.)
Cha ≤10 (V includes him in those w/out any Cha (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0312.html))
Feats (10): Craft Disturbing Mental Image (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0249.html), EnduranceB, Greater Two-Weapon FightingB, Improved Sunder (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0325.html), Improved Two-Weapon FightingB, TrackB (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0022.html), Power Attack, Two-Weapon FightingB...
Skills (89): Climb (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0230.html), Craft (Trapmaking) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0270.html), Hide (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0468.html) (“a good Hide skill”) (+4), Intimidate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0450.html) (sufficient to intimidate cowardly eye of fear and flame), Jump (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0019.html) (probably maxed), Listen 0 (+2), Move Silently (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0270.html) (“High”) (+2), Profession (gourmet chef) 4 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0475.html), Search 0, Sense Motive 0, Speak languageB (halfling), Spot (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0119.html) 0, Survival (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0213.html) 0.
Abilities: +1 saves, +1 thrown weapons, +2 v fear, Animal companion (none so far), Evasion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0469.html), Fast movement, Favored class - rogue, Favored enemy x3 (probably humanoid (reptilian), humanoid (human) and one other), Rage, Small size, Swift tracker, Wild empathy, Woodland stride
Items: Chef's Hat (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0476.html), Cloak (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0107.html), 2 small daggers (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0107.html), lead sheet (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0281.html), Mama Bitterleaf's Secret +2 Circumstance Bonus Ingredient (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0476.html), Mark of Justice (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0295.html) (more of a curse than a possession, but still), Ring of Jumpng +20 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0130.html), stilts, Sapphire guard disguise (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0294.html)...
:durkon:Durkon Thundershield
Lawful Good, Dwarven (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0076.html) Male (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0079.html) Cleric (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0007.html) 12+
Attributes (28 pt buy min):
Str ≥12 (“he'd be a pretty good warrior (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0034.html)”)
Dex ~10 (wears full plate armor, no other evidence)
Con =>14+ (probably dwarven average)
Int ~10 (no evidence)
Wis ≥17 (to use Control Weather scroll (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0352.html))
Cha ≤10 ("low Charisma modifier (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0200.html)" and V includes him in those w/out any Cha (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0312.html))
Feats (5): Extra Turning (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0016.html)...
Skills (≥31): Heal ≥1 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0198.html), Knowledge (Religion) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0052.html) ≥1 (but not much greater), Ride 0 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0141.html), Speak language (dwarven)...
Abilities: +1 v orcs and goblinoids, +2 v spells and poison, +4 dodge AC v giants (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0219.html), +2 to Appraise and Craft stone and metal, clerical spells (with homebrew domains), Darkvision, dwarf movement, favored class - fighter, stability (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0001.html), stonecunning, turn undead (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0016.html), weapon familiarity (dwarven waraxe, urgrosh)
Items: Amulet of Natural Armor (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0130.html), full plate armor (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0025.html), holy symbol (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0073.html), heirloom shield, heirloom warhammer (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0237.html), riding horse (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0322.html), spyglass (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0444.html)...
:elan:Elan
[/URL] [url=http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0445.html]Chaotic Good (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0057.html) Human Male Bard (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0050.html) 12/Dashing Swordsman (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0390.html) 1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0392.html)
Attributes (22 pt buy min):
Str ~10 (no remarkable strength, sprained wrist carrying treasure)
Dex ≥14 (weapon finesse, tumble)
Con ~10 (no evidence)
Int ≤10 (V says can't "manage ... cantrips" (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0127.html); Giant says "Int penalty", Haley's Int says "possible that he raised (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0382.html)")
Wis ≤9 (Roy says he doesn't even have a "smidgen" of Wisdom (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0080.html), knocked out by Vaarsuvius' speech along with Belkar and all the goblins but the [presumably high-Wisdom] cleric, blows up mountains, shouts when sneaking, etc.)
Cha ≥18 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0028.html) (probably 18)
Feats (6): Dodge, Still Spell (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0156.html), Weapon Finesse...
Skills (~56):Bluff (probably maxed), Diplomacy (probably maxed), Hide (wished he "had put more ranks in Hide") (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0468.html), Move Silently ≤1 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0090.html), Perform (wind instruments) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0198.html), Perform (Stringed Instruments) ≥6 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0004.html), Perform (Sing) (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0445.html), Ridecc≥2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0141.html), Speak Language ≤4(less than Haley's Intelligence Bonus), Tumble (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0026.html)...Has a ton of points in Charisma-based skills.
Abilities: Human traits,bardic music (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0034.html), bardic lore (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0018.html), charismatic strike (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0390.html), countersong, fascinate, glass damage immunity (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0471.html), inspire competence (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0004.html), inspire courage +2, inspire greatness, song of freedom, suggestion
Items: dashing outfit (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0388.html), +3 keen rapier (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0392.html), lute (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0471.html), Banjo (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0073.html), Spells (per day ≥ 3 4 4 2; known ≥ 6 4 4 3): Animate Rope (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0156.html), Disguise Self (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0387.html), Major Image (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0455.html), Mending (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0400.html), Silent Image (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0019.html), Summon Plot Exposition (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0013.html)
:haley:Haley Starshine
Chaotic Good (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0393.html), Human Female (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0029.html) Rogue (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0008.html) 12+ (probably 13)
Attributes (28 pt buy min):
Str 6-15 (high enough to run with Belkar, but must drag Roy)
Dex 20-21 (confirmed by the Giant, "modifier of +5")
Con ≥14 (no evidence, but consistent with Giant's description of Miko fight)
Int =14 (as smart as Roy, according to Dungeon Crawling Fools)
Wis ~10 (no evidence, prone to aphasia)
Cha ≥12 (clearly attractive and persuasive, but her Charisma's lower than Samantha's.)
Feats (6+1): Dodge, Manyshot (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0062.html), Martial Weapon Proficiency (longbow) (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0454.html), Point Blank Shot (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0062.html), Precise Shot (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0477.html), Ranged Pin (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0477.html), Rapid Shot (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0062.html).
Skills (≥159): Appraise (high), Bluff 15 or 16 (maxed ranks) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0412.html), Disable Device, Forgery, Hide 15, Knowledge (Arcane) (probable), Open Lock 15, Ride 0 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0141.html), Search, Sense Motive ≥2 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0171.html), Tumble (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0108.html), Use Rope ≥8...
Abilities: Human traits,Evasion (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0019.html), Improved uncanny dodge, Sneak attack (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0018.html) +7d6, 2 Special abilities (one is a feat), Trapfinding, Trap sense +4, Uncanny dodge
Items: 8 Bags of Holding (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0130.html), 1 bag of dragon hoard, 2 round gems (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0123.html), shortbow, longbow (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0454.html), quivers of green arrows (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0029.html) (inc'g silver and cold iron (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0062.html)), masterworked lockpicks (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0029.html), Roy's (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0474.html) Booty talisman (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0320.html), Roy's (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0474.html) greatsword +5 bane of those forsaken by the gods (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0297.html), ...
:vaarsuvius:Vaarsuvius
Non-evil (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0011.html) alignment, Elven (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0030.html) Ambiguously Gendered Wizard (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0009.html) 13 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0427.html)
Conjuration barred. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0340.html)
Attributes (20 pt buy min):
Str ≤9 ("I have a Strength penalty (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0245.html)")
Dex 10-11 (“no real attack bonus” on rays)
Con <=10 ("doesn't have a decent Con" according to the Giant, also, consistent with Giant's description of Miko fight)
Int ≥18 (tells ilithid s/he had 18 int. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0031.html) but it may have increased)
Wis 10-12 (“moderate wisdom”)
Cha ≤9 (“poor charisma”)
Feats (9): AlertnessB (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0003.html), Improved Counterspell (or makes heavy use of Dispels) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0166.html), Martial Weapon ProficiencyB (composite longbow, composite shortbow, longbow, longsword, rapier, shortbow and shortsword), Scribe ScrollB... Not Silent Spell or Still Spell (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0161.html)
Skills (97): Concentrate (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0041.html)≤15, Craft (Alchemy), Knowledge (Arcane), Listen (+2), Ride 0 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0141.html), Spot (+2), Search 0 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0030.html) (+2), Speak language (elven), Spellcraft...
Abilities: +2 v enchantment, Barred school (Conjuration (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0340.html), ??), Specialized school (Evocation), Favored class - wizard, Immune to sleep, Low-light vision, Summon familiar (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0003.html)
Items: Ring of Wizardry (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0130.html) (probably affects level 3 spells (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0323.html)), raven familiar (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0003.html), golden circlet, robes (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0186.html), spellbook, ink, paper (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0306.html), two small gemstones (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0123.html), some item that increases Intelligence by at least 4...
Spells (per day -- 4+1 6+1 6+1 5+1 5+1 4+1 4+1 2+1): Bull's Strength (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0104.html), Chain Lightning (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0106.html), Charm Monster (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0335.html), Cone of Cold (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0041.html), Crushing Despair (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0127.html), Detect Magic (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0116.html), Disintegrate (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0186.html), Dispel Magic (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0049.html), Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0020.html), Expeditious Retreat (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0005.html), Explosive Runes (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0092.html), Feather Fall (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0240.html), Fireball (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0020.html), Fire Trap (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0323.html), Grasping Hand (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0397.html), Haste (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0049.html), Hold Person (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0200.html), Hold Portal (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0178.html), Identify (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0009.html), Invisibility (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0157.html), discount Invisibility Sphere (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0088.html), Lightning Bolt (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0020.html), Magic Missile (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0065.html), Mass Bear's Endurance (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0427.html). Mass Bull's Strength (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0427.html), Mass Enlarge Person (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0427.html), Owl's Wisdom (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0058.html), Power Word Blind (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0306.html), Prestidigitation (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0323.html), Protection From Arrows (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0240.html), Scorching Ray (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0065.html), Sleep (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0065.html), Suggestion (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0178.html), Vampiric Touch (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0049.html)...
Thanks to Wrecan and Kish (I compiled both of their entries)
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The Linear Guild
Note: Minor characters have been compressed inside Spoiler tags to save space.
:nale: Nale
Lawful Evil (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0057.html), Human Male, Fighter 3 - Rogue 3 - Sorcerer 6
(assumed to be Character Level 12, known to cast L3 spells)
Attributes:
Str ~14 (no evidence, but has Fighter levels)
Dex ~14 (no evidence, but has Rogue levels)
Con ~10 (no evidence)
Int ~14 (smart enough to devise fiendish plans)
Wis ~10 (no evidence)
Cha ~14 (no evidence, but has Sorcerer levels and leads the LG)
Feats (9): 2 fighter bonus feats (possibly Combat Expertise and Improved Disarm).
Skills (??): Bluff
Abilities: *Sneak attack +2d6, trapfinding, trap sense +1, evasion.
Items: +3 Longsword (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0347.html), chain shirt (probably masterwork to minimize spell failure chances), cure potions.
Known Spells: Charm Person (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0383.html), Expeditious Retreat (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0067.html), Suggestion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0394.html). Nale claims to specialize in Enchantment spells.
:sabine: Sabine
Chaotic Evil, Succubus (assumed from appearance and energy drain), Outsider 6 - Rogue 6
Attributes:
Str ~13 (base for Succubus)
Dex ~13 (base for Succubus)
Con ~13 (base for Succubus)
Int ~16 (base for Succubus)
Wis ~14 (base for Succubus)
Cha ~26 (base for Succubus)
Feats: Dodge, Mobility, Persuasive (standard for Succubus)
Skills (201): (standard for Succubus) Bluff +19, Concentration +10, Diplomacy +12, Disguise +17* (+19 acting), Escape Artist +10, Hide +10, Intimidate +19, Knowledge (any one) +12, Listen +19, Move Silently +10, Search +12, Spot +19, Survival +2 (+4 following tracks), Use Rope +1 (+3 with bindings).
Abilities: Energy drain, spell-like abilities, summon demon, DR 10/cold iron or good, darkvision 60 ft., immune to electricity and poison, resistance to acid 10, cold 10, and fire 10, spell resistance 18, telepathy 100 ft., tongues.
Items: Sabine carried a crossbow in the Dungeon of Dorukan, but hasn't been seen with it lately.
:thog: Thog
Chaotic Evil, Male Half-Orc, Fighter 2 - Barbarian 10
Attributes:
Str ~18 (no evidence, Half-Orc Barbarian)
Dex ~10 (no evidence)
Con ~18 (no evidence, Half-Orc Barbarian)
Int 8- (no evidence, Half-Orc Barbarian)
Wis ~10 (no evidence)
Cha ~10 (no evidence)
Feats (7): 2 Fighter bonus feats
Skills (50): Unknown
Abilities: Fast movement, rage 3/day, improved uncanny dodge, trap sense +3, DR 2/-, Darkvision, Orc Blood (for all effects related to race, a half-orc is considered an orc).
Items: +3 Great Axe (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0347.html) (currently held by Cliffport PD), medium armor, Celine Dion album, Leprechaun suit.
Part-time Members
Leeky Windstaff
Neutral Evil, Male Gnome, Druid 13+ (cast Firestorm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0359.html))
Attributes:
Str ~8 (no evidence)
Dex ~10 (no evidence)
Con ~12 (no evidence)
Int ~10 (no evidence)
Wis ~18 (no evidence, Druid)
Cha ~10 (no evidence)
Feats (5): Unknown
Skills (60): Unknown
Abilities: Low-Light Vision; +2 racial bonus on saving throws against illusions; +1 DC for all saving throws against illusion spells cast; +1 racial bonus on attack rolls against kobolds and goblinoids; +4 dodge bonus to Armor Class against monsters of the giant type; +2 racial bonus on Listen checks; +2 racial bonus on Craft (alchemy) checks; spell-Like abilities (CL 1; save DC 10 + Cha modifier + spell level): 1/day—speak with animals (burrowing mammal only, duration 1 minute), dancing lights, ghost sound, prestidigitation; wild shape (4/day, large/tiny/plant); venom immunity; resist nature's lure; trackless step; woodland stride; wild empathy; nature sense; animal companion.
Items: Staff (properties unknown, broken by Durkon's thunderclap)
Pompey
Chaotic Evil, Male Half-Elf, Wizard (Conjurer) 10 (possibly much lower)
Attributes:
Str ~10 (no evidence)
Dex ~10 (no evidence)
Con ~10 (no evidence)
Int ~18 (no evidence, Wizard)
Wis ~10 (no evidence)
Cha ~10 (no evidence)
Feats (8): Scribe scroll, 3 wizard bonus feats
Skills (78): Unknown
Abilities: Immune to sleep spells and similar magical effects; +2 racial bonus on saving throws against enchantment spells or effects; Low-Light Vision; +1 racial bonus on Listen, Search, and Spot checks; +2 racial bonus on Diplomacy and Gather Information checks.
Items: Unknown
Note: Pompey is assumed to be lower in level than other LG members because he was still in school.
Spells Known: Summon Monster II, at least 5 touch-range buff spells (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0350.html).
Yokyok
Male Kobold, Unknown Class (may include Duellist PrC)
Items: Rapier
This is probably all we'll ever know about Yokyok, since he was killed by a swarm of greedy adventurers before really demonstrating his abilities and his head made into a chip bowl by Belkar.
Hilgya
Female Dwarf, Cleric
Hilgya is known to worship Loki, and one of her domains is Fire.
Zz'dtri
Male Drow, Wizard
Yikyik
Male Kobold, Ranger
Team Evil
:xykon: Xykon
Evil, Human Male Lich, Sorcerer 20+ (reportedly knows three L9 spells and cast seven of them in one day)
Attributes:
Str ~10 (no evidence)
Dex ~10 (no evidence)
Con n/a (undead)
Int ~14 (smart enough to devise fiendish plans)
Wis ~10 (no evidence)
Cha 19+ (High-level Sorcerer, used Meteor Swarm)
Feats (7+): Craft Wondrous Item (required to make phylactery)
Skills (84+): Bluff (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/bluff.htm) (many ranks) - class skills are Bluff (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/bluff.htm) (Cha), Concentration (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/concentration.htm) (Con), Craft (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/craft.htm) (Int), Knowledge (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/knowledge.htm) (arcana) (Int), Profession (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/profession.htm) (Wis), and Spellcraft (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/spellcraft.htm) (Int). +8 racial bonus on Hide, Listen, Move Silently, Search, Sense Motive, and Spot checks.
Abilities: Fear aura, paralyzing touch, turn resistance, damage reduction, immunity to cold, electricity, polymorph, and mind-affecting attacks.
Items: Widescreen crystal ball, crown (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0434.html) that radiates evil (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0202.html).
Spells Known: Animate Dead (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0037.html), Finger of Death (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0430.html), Ghostform (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0370.html), Greater Invisibility (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0429.html), Lightning Bolt (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0037.html), Magic Missile (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0112.html), Meteor Swarm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0442.html), Overland Flight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0442.html), Shatter (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0112.html), Symbol of Pain (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0110.html), Symbol of Insanity (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0448.html), Teleport (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0192.html), Xykon's Moderately Escapable Forcecage (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0376.html).
:redcloak: Redcloak
Lawful Evil, Goblin Male, Cleric 15+
Attributes:
Str ~10 (no evidence)
Dex ~10 (no evidence)
Con ~10 (no evidence)
Int ~10 (no evidence)
Wis 20+ (save DC for L7 spell is >21 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0456.html))
Cha ~10 (no evidence)
Feats (5+): Extend Spell (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0451.html)
Skills (60+): Unknown; +4 racial bonus on Move Silently and Ride checks.
Abilities: Bolster/Rebuke/Command Undead, two Domains (unspecified: possibly Death and Destruction), darkvision 60'.
Items: Unholy symbol (also Xykon’s phylactery), Crimson Mantle.
:mitd: Monster in the Dark
Little is known (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2955060#post2955060) about the thing in the dark, but it is probably a credible threat to a party of 12th-or-higher level characters. We do know, however, that it has high damage resistance, it can hit very hard, and it doesn't know how to pull a punch (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0374.html).
Tsukiko
Evil, Human Female, Wizard 3+ / Cleric 3+ / Mystic Theurge 4+
(minimum Caster Level 7 for divine spells to cast Inflict Critical Wounds (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0446.html))
Attributes:
Str 10+ (no evidence)
Dex 10+ (no evidence)
Con 10+ (no clear evidence)
Int 14+ (minimum to cast Shout as a wizard)
Wis 14+ (minimum to cast Inflict Critical Wounds as a cleric)
Cha 10+ (no evidence, assumed not to be a Sorcerer or Favored Soul)
Feats (4+): Unknown.
Skills (?): Unknown.
Abilities: Unknown.
Items: Unknown.
Spells Known: Fly, Lightning Bolt, Shout.
The Sapphire Guard
:miko: Miko Miyazaki (deceased)
Lawful Good, Human Female, Monk 2 / Fallen Paladin (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0407.html) 12-14 (based on number of attacks per round)
Attributes:
Str 13+ (to wield Katana one-handed)
Dex 17+ (required for Improved 2-Weapon Fighting)
Con 12+ (no clear evidence, but has high damage capacity)
Int 10+ (not stupid, but no demonstration of high Int)
Wis 12+ (not yet seen to cast spells, but believed to have a positive modifier)
Cha 14+ (effective Divine Grace and substantial Laying On Hands)
Feats (7+): Two-Weapon Fighting, Improved Unarmed Strike, Stunning Fist, (Combat Reflexes or Deflect Arrows), Improved Two-Weapon Fighting, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Bastard Sword/Katana), Track.
Skills (40+): Ride, Survival +1, Handle Animal (not demonstrated, but likely), Knowledge (the Planes).
Abilities: Evasion, flurry of blows. Unavailable Paladin abilities spoilered-out.
Aura of good, detect evil, divine grace, lay on hands, aura of courage, divine health, turn undead, special mount (Windstriker), remove disease 2/week, smite evil 3/day, spells (1/1).
Items: Armor, Katana, Wakizashi, known to carry Cure potions.
Hinjo
Lawful Good, Human Male, Paladin 11+ (appears to have 3 attacks/round (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0453.html))
Attributes:
Str 10+ (no evidence)
Dex 10+ (no evidence)
Con 10+ (no clear evidence)
Int 10+ (not stupid, but no demonstration of high Int)
Wis 10+ (unknown, although probably enough to cast Paladin spells)
Cha 12+ (Laying On Hands heals wounds)
Feats (4+): Unknown.
Skills (?): Ride, Handle Animal (not demonstrated, but likely).
Abilities: Aura of good, detect evil, divine grace, lay on hands, aura of courage, divine health, turn undead, special mount (Dire Wolf "Argent"), remove disease, smite evil , spells (?).
Items: Cold-iron katana, armor.
Thanks to Runolfr
This is apparently a 83365 character post, which is over the 50000 limit, thusly, i shall reply to this, see below.
Table of Contents:
What we know about the MitD
What Haley Said
Class and level geekery
Number of character appearances (improved)
Where the heck IS everybody?
German translation
Credits
:xykon::xykon::xykon::xykon::xykon::xykon: :xykon::xykon::xykon::xykon::xykon::xykon: :xykon::xykon::xykon::xykon::xykon::xykon:
What we know about the MitD:
1. Medium or Large in Size (probably large, or powerful build.)
2. Has two eyes and one mouth(that we know of)
3. Leaves tracks when it moves, so not a hovering creature.
4. Has appendages (hands, tentacles, whatever) for holding objects.
5. Has clawed feet
6. Possessed of incredible strength.
7. Has incredibly high damage resistance or AC. Neither Miko or Belkar succeeded in dealing any damage to the creature with a full attack.
8. May possess ability to cause an earthquake by stomping, or that may be aneffect caused by its freakish strength.
9. Intelligent enough to learn and carry out a conversation in Common.
10. Child-like in mentality, may be a young member of its species, or maybe just a low WIS.
11. Insatiable appetite, the monster is hungry all the time (or maybe Xykon just forgets to feed it). - May be related to #20.
12. Lack of discerning taste. Will eat just about anything, and appears to digest anything without problems.
13. Rare but not unique creature.
14. Probably not a typical humanoid->possibly not humanoid, given the weird tracks it leaves.
15. Unable to spot Gates for some reason. Low Wis+no ranks in spot, or related to Snarl in some fashion? - or thats just comic relief
16. Attracts Demon Roaches for some reason, filthy eating habits, or clue? - or that's just comic relief
17. Low intelligence
18. Probably has a few supernatural powers (or extraordinary, or spell-like, or whatever).
19. Apparently has short term memory loss.
20. Possibly gets tired/hungry after using its supernatural abilities.
21. Doesn't use its powers on purpose (they come automatically.)
22. Doesn't know about its own powers.
23. Has some version of shout and earthquake as spell-like or natural abilities.
24. Toriko believes it's a gazebo!
25. Possibly Half giant or other creature with stomp. (however, see #14).
26. Loves stew
27. SoD spoilersLikes toys, and tacos. Doesn't feel sadness very much. Was smart enough to think up bilver on the spot.
What Haley Said:
#247
Mnbrvcnp!!
Treasure!!
Wiup! Rdd is fm wiup!! F tru’m epdfpjp fm’v rdd wiup!
Gone! All of it gone!! I can’t believe it’s all gone!
F wim prmpu eh r ynrwiu sin mqrm snprfzu’ mnbrvcnp!
I got eaten by a dragon for that freakin’ treasure!
F wim jiafmpy ck! Eh r yfvwcvmfuw rtfy-enprmqfuw ynrwiu! Ruy uix fm’v WIUP!
I got vomited up! By a disgusting acid-breathing dragon! And now it’s GONE!
Uim MQP diim, AH diim. Afup!
Not THE loot, MY loot. Mine!
Xrfm, xqh yi F vicuy scuuh? Qpddi? Qpddi?
Wait, why do I sound funny? Hello? Hello?
Xqrm? Ui! Yiu’m hic yrnp!
What? No! don’t you dare!
Vuprz rmmrtz eiim mi mqp srtp!
Sneak attack boot to the face!
Yrnu vmnrfwqm.
Darn straight.
#248
Ry dgose du ecggqv rt oii wkssu-emksnrsb.
It means my speech is all funny-sounding.
Qmdg obors?
Come again?
Qos emdghmnu cigoeg bgy zggcu ytoseegfkoi mww dg?
Can somebody please get weepy transsexual off me?
#249
Rthfq pid'cq ckmaz...
Maybe you're right...
#250
Random four letter word
#251
Oze ktpp ja asf..
You call it the...
Afw xzpd dtod dsf kyjfd!
Ten gold says she cries!
Yfts!
Yeah!
#260
Ufxm ft, rwra, fkmt bfe xfxxa.
Come on, baby, open for mommy.
#262
Jpz rezncw gpsi! Pnbd! Hxj hpd'e jpz pnbd??
You stupid lock! Open! Why won't you open??
Qpcdq ep icgg jpz...
Going to kill you...
C xfeb Flfvcdq-kzfgcej gpsir!
I hate Amazing-quality locks!
Qbb, exfdir, dp nubrrzub exbub.
Gee, thanks, no pressure there.
Wfld ce! PNBD!!
Damn it! OPEN!!
C fl epefggj cd gpyb hcex jpz.
I am totally in love with you.
#264
Aqmd. Rmtdwx!
Wait. Listen!
Fqgj mx dow qwrrt! Fqgj! FQGJ!!
Back in the cells! Back! BACK!!
#268
Qxxx, baxww.
Ewww, gross.
#269
Arwcrxcon!
Fantastic!
#275
Vxv?
Huh?
#277
Zfq bq nzml?
Are we back?
#284
Zktv?
What?
Fx, ztbv, vktv aupqbev qxusf'v ntou sufsu. Qtzs qxf'v zxpo vktv ztd.
No, wait, that verdict doesn't make sense. Laws don't work that way.
B'au suuf ufxlck xi nd Vkbuaus' Clbwq ipbufqs sufv vx jpbsxf vx ofxz vktv vkbs skxlwq ktau huuf t exfabevbxf.
I've seen enough of my Thieves' Guild friends sent to prison to know that this should have been conviction.
Hlv...hlv bv qxusf'v ntou tfd sufsu!
But...but it doesn't make any sense!
FX! B'n fxt XO, vkbs zkxwu vpbtw ntqu FX SUFSU!
No! I'm not OK, this whole trial made NO SENSE!
Zu ZUPU clbwvd! Bv skxlwq ktau huuf t clbwvd aupqbev! B etf lfqupsvtfq bi vkud ztfvuq vx puqleu vku sufvufeu qlu vx cku ebpelnsvtfeus, hlv bv skxlwq ktau svbww huuf t clbwvd aupqbev.
We WERE guilty! It should have been a guilty verdict! I can understand if they wanted to reduce the sentence due to the circumstances, but it should have been a guilty verdict.
Xk, fuaup nbfq, B qxf'v ofxz zkd B'n hxvkupbfc.
Oh, never mind, I don't know why I'm bothering.
Ztbv - uwtf, zktv qbq dxl rlsv std?
Wait-Elan, what did you just say?
Xk nd cxqs, Uwtf! Vktv's bv! Uwtf, dxl'pu t cufbls!
Oh my gods, Elan! That's it! Elan, you're a genius!
#285
Rst azq'e tqmgowezqm kg, ws hge kg xtwe wzr efze rst'og z couyum lueaf zqd rsto efuyfw hssp cze uq efze zokso.
You can't understand me, so let me just say that you're a frigid bitch and your thighs look fat in that armor.
#291
F dxaqgxd oaq cbfr oaqi rbr pbc rlbr?
I thought you said your dad was dead?
#296
Gxwhlg gdga Y'j lyxh sz otwwlpwoyak ouglg ouyakl.
Because even I'm sick of translating these things.
#298
Xcccc!
Ahhh!
#303
Laughing with a *snort*
#309
Yrhw, N'u nw rdjy mnck vdg.
Elan, I'm in love with you.
Yrhw, N'u nw rdjy mnck vdg. Lduzrycyrv nw rdjy. Rdjy, rdjy, rdjy, rdjy!
Elan, I'm in love with you. Completely in love. Love, love, love, love!
Uv ehe nb aynwp kyre fhwbdu av hw yjnr enlchcdf.
My dad is being held ransom by an evil dictator.
N'u wdc fyhrrv nw cky Cknyjtb' Pgnre hwvudfy.
I'm not really in the Thieves' Guild anymore.
N lkyhc hc bdrnchnfy.
I cheat at solitaire.
N khjy h chccdd vdg'jy wyjyf byyw.
I have a tattoo you've never seen.
N tnbbye h pnfr dwly.
I kissed a girl once.
DT, DT, udfy ckhw dwly!
OK, OK, more than once!
Yrhw, nc cgfwb dgc N uhv wdc ay yqhlcrv mkhc vdg mdgre lhrr-
Elan, it turns out I may not be exactly what you would call-
#316
Dxyye Mwp Ewxk
Happy New Year
#320
Xqp
Yes
Xqp
Yes
#330
R fjwhh qdwow'h mx axrmq rm vw bhzrmf b ejwhqrxm.
I guess there's no point in me asking a question.
Pxj ibm jmuwohqbmu vw?
You can understand me?
Djd?
Huh?
#331
Bfqe zqp M rt et fjketfj wi kljjzf?
What can I do to restore my speech?
#340
Vrqxx rtegqxg abqvo lvqkul hte fx'qx LVKMM jhskeo nrxhu qtmx qxyklkbe wbsxl...Obgl, fx ltns
Three hundred forty strips, and we're STILL making cheap rule revision jokes... Gods, we suck.
#351
Gpmp Vzrra, vzrra, vzrra.
Here Kitty, kitty, kitty.
#361
Bior pkdt! Hn'g Mdos
Holy crap, it's Nale!
Gnit ohgnsmhmse ni riwkgsoa gtsdc aik imps dmj OIIC qbsks H'x GBIINHME!
Stop listening to yourself speak for once and LOOK where I'm SHOOTING!
#381
Qr--
Wh--? (Pick your favorite two letters)
#384
Za ybxy acwwdave yd uv adfv adty dg sdhv? Uvrxcav Z rxi'y awvxh? Zg ad, zy qxai'y jvtp gciip.
Is that supposed to be some sort of joke? Because I can't speak? If so, it wasn't very funny.
#386
XCGH???
NALE???
#393
MFGL P opvvlu mfgl? Sry!
NALE I kissed nale? Ugh!
Keeeeeeee! Opno ypv fvv Euugd lcclnwpql! Lgfm
Woooooooo! Kick his ass oddly effective Elan!
Ysy?
Huh?
Des'ql rew we il obuupmr al. Lgfm, des'xl mew isdpmr wypv fxl des? [Typo note: opuupmr for kidding]
You've got to be kidding me. Elan, you're not buying this are you?
Ufam vwxfpryw yl'v gdpmr!
Damn straight he's lying!
Yl iesryw al wypv uxlvv! Neal em kesgu FMD keafm NYEEVL we klfx wypv wypmr?
He bought me this dress! Come on would ANY woman CHOOSE to wear this thing?
Mel P'a mew! P'a vwsjpu! P'a ve vwsjpu!
No! I'm not! I'm stupid! I'm so stupid!
Ec nesxvl mew! Wypv pv fiivsxu! P'a Nyfewpn Reeu! Pvy!
Of course not! This is absurd! I'm Chaotic Good! Ish!
Kyd fxl des gpvwlmpnr we ypa??? Yl'v wyl QPGGFPM!
Why are you listening to him??? He's the VILLIAN!
Me, P yfqlm'w!
No, I haven't!
Des yfql we ilgplql al! Yl'v gdpmr!!
You have to believe me! He's lying!!
Kyfw?? Me! ME!
What?? No! NO!
P nfm'w ...wypmo...
I can't ..think...
P nfm'w gevl ypa P-P wyesryw...
I can't lose him I-I thought...
Thank you everyone who translated these for the rest of us.
Class and Level Geekery:
Welcome to the Class and Level Geekery thread! Here, we are discussing what the possible stats are for each of the six OOTS members. Below is my personal estimate of the characters' stats. I will update this post as the discussion continues and as subsequent strips reveal more information about OOTS. Yours may certainly vary.
Please note that we all know that Rich isn't necessarily being careful about the rules. Funny always trumps rules. Thus, there will always be some dispute as to some of the stats as some jokes are used as evidence as abilities and other strips are used as evidence of funny.
We also discuss the stats of other characters in OOTS, such as Xykon, the Linear Guild, Miko and others. I only ask that we not discuss the stats of characters that are from other stories, movies, comic strips and so on. Thanks and welcome!
:roy:Roy Greenhilt (currently deceased)
Lawful Good (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0285.html), Human Male (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0249.html) Fighter (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0285.html) 12+ (probably 13 - same level as Haley and Belkar)
Attributes (28 pt buy min):
Str ≥17 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0004.html)
Dex = 13? (no real evidence, wears heavy armor, may have Dexterity 13 for some feats, yet to be determined)
Con =16+ (probably - has a lot of hit points. Also, see the Giant's description of the Miko fight)
Int 14-18 (“very good”, but V's Int is "higher")
Wis ≥14 (“very good”)
Cha ≥12 (“decent”)
Feats (12): Cleave, Great Cleave, Power Attack (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0102.html), Weapon Focus (greatsword), Weapon Specialization (greatsword) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0064.html), Endurance (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0162.html)...
Skills (≥74): Intimidate (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0001.html), Ride 1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0141.html)... No Bluff (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0139.html) or Sense Motive.
Abilities: human traits, fighter bonus feats, access to Weapon Specialization
Items: boots (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0401.html), oil of shillelagh (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0443.html), potion of delay poison (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0443.html), medium armor (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0005.html) (justification), Bag of Tricks (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0130.html))...
:belkar:Belkar Bitterleaf
Chaotic (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0230.html) Evil, Halfling (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0021.html) Male (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0244.html) Ranger (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0022.html) ≥11/Barbarian (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0132.html) ≥1
Attributes (16 pt buy min):
Str ≥13 (to use Improved Sunder (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0325.html), probably higher)
Dex 12-16? (Belkar is not exactly good at min-maxing, as witness his current XP penalty, though he tries to, and thinks Defense is for Losers [the title of strip #107]. We know [Dungeon Crawling Fools] that he has a significantly lower Hide skill roll than Haley.
Con =>12? (second or third priority, after Strength, and either after or before Dexterity)
Int ~10 (no evidence, but he is a clever psychopath)
Wis 3-6 (see this: no ability to notice things, dedication, or common sense, the Giant has stated that he has a low Wisdom, he has no self-awareness, he calls himself a brain-dead moron without ever realizing that's what he's saying, he is unable to resist the urge for mindless destruction even when it nearly gets him killed, he has no short-term memory, he knows his Wisdom is less than Miko's without asking, though having seen her combat abilities he could easily suspect she used it as a dump stat; in the same strip, Roy says it's physically impossible for him to feel stupid after talking to Belkar, which suggests Belkar has low Intelligence and Wisdom both. Vaarsuvius says it's ridiculously low [or Vaarsuvius says it's 12 in a way and context that makes no sense at all, if you prefer]. Finally, Belkar conducted a plan which nearly got him killed without realizing that he wouldn't be resurrected if it did. Belkar should technically need a Wisdom of at least 10 without magical aid to cast Cure Serious Wounds with a single by-the-book 3.5ed Owl's Wisdom, but comparing that example to the mountain of evidence for his Wisdom being really low, Kish thinks it's obvious that this is a case of the Giant bending the rules when it makes it funny.)
Cha ≤10 (V includes him in those w/out any Cha (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0312.html))
Feats (10): Craft Disturbing Mental Image (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0249.html), EnduranceB, Greater Two-Weapon FightingB, Improved Sunder (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0325.html), Improved Two-Weapon FightingB, TrackB (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0022.html), Power Attack, Two-Weapon FightingB...
Skills (89): Climb (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0230.html), Craft (Trapmaking) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0270.html), Hide (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0468.html) (“a good Hide skill”) (+4), Intimidate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0450.html) (sufficient to intimidate cowardly eye of fear and flame), Jump (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0019.html) (probably maxed), Listen 0 (+2), Move Silently (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0270.html) (“High”) (+2), Profession (gourmet chef) 4 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0475.html), Search 0, Sense Motive 0, Speak languageB (halfling), Spot (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0119.html) 0, Survival (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0213.html) 0.
Abilities: +1 saves, +1 thrown weapons, +2 v fear, Animal companion (none so far), Evasion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0469.html), Fast movement, Favored class - rogue, Favored enemy x3 (probably humanoid (reptilian), humanoid (human) and one other), Rage, Small size, Swift tracker, Wild empathy, Woodland stride
Items: Chef's Hat (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0476.html), Cloak (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0107.html), 2 small daggers (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0107.html), lead sheet (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0281.html), Mama Bitterleaf's Secret +2 Circumstance Bonus Ingredient (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0476.html), Mark of Justice (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0295.html) (more of a curse than a possession, but still), Ring of Jumpng +20 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0130.html), stilts, Sapphire guard disguise (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0294.html)...
:durkon:Durkon Thundershield
Lawful Good, Dwarven (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0076.html) Male (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0079.html) Cleric (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0007.html) 12+
Attributes (28 pt buy min):
Str ≥12 (“he'd be a pretty good warrior (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0034.html)”)
Dex ~10 (wears full plate armor, no other evidence)
Con =>14+ (probably dwarven average)
Int ~10 (no evidence)
Wis ≥17 (to use Control Weather scroll (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0352.html))
Cha ≤10 ("low Charisma modifier (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0200.html)" and V includes him in those w/out any Cha (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0312.html))
Feats (5): Extra Turning (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0016.html)...
Skills (≥31): Heal ≥1 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0198.html), Knowledge (Religion) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0052.html) ≥1 (but not much greater), Ride 0 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0141.html), Speak language (dwarven)...
Abilities: +1 v orcs and goblinoids, +2 v spells and poison, +4 dodge AC v giants (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0219.html), +2 to Appraise and Craft stone and metal, clerical spells (with homebrew domains), Darkvision, dwarf movement, favored class - fighter, stability (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0001.html), stonecunning, turn undead (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0016.html), weapon familiarity (dwarven waraxe, urgrosh)
Items: Amulet of Natural Armor (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0130.html), full plate armor (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0025.html), holy symbol (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0073.html), heirloom shield, heirloom warhammer (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0237.html), riding horse (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0322.html), spyglass (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0444.html)...
:elan:Elan
[/URL] [url=http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0445.html]Chaotic Good (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0057.html) Human Male Bard (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0050.html) 12/Dashing Swordsman (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0390.html) 1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0392.html)
Attributes (22 pt buy min):
Str ~10 (no remarkable strength, sprained wrist carrying treasure)
Dex ≥14 (weapon finesse, tumble)
Con ~10 (no evidence)
Int ≤10 (V says can't "manage ... cantrips" (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0127.html); Giant says "Int penalty", Haley's Int says "possible that he raised (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0382.html)")
Wis ≤9 (Roy says he doesn't even have a "smidgen" of Wisdom (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0080.html), knocked out by Vaarsuvius' speech along with Belkar and all the goblins but the [presumably high-Wisdom] cleric, blows up mountains, shouts when sneaking, etc.)
Cha ≥18 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0028.html) (probably 18)
Feats (6): Dodge, Still Spell (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0156.html), Weapon Finesse...
Skills (~56):Bluff (probably maxed), Diplomacy (probably maxed), Hide (wished he "had put more ranks in Hide") (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0468.html), Move Silently ≤1 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0090.html), Perform (wind instruments) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0198.html), Perform (Stringed Instruments) ≥6 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0004.html), Perform (Sing) (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0445.html), Ridecc≥2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0141.html), Speak Language ≤4(less than Haley's Intelligence Bonus), Tumble (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0026.html)...Has a ton of points in Charisma-based skills.
Abilities: Human traits,bardic music (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0034.html), bardic lore (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0018.html), charismatic strike (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0390.html), countersong, fascinate, glass damage immunity (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0471.html), inspire competence (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0004.html), inspire courage +2, inspire greatness, song of freedom, suggestion
Items: dashing outfit (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0388.html), +3 keen rapier (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0392.html), lute (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0471.html), Banjo (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0073.html), Spells (per day ≥ 3 4 4 2; known ≥ 6 4 4 3): Animate Rope (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0156.html), Disguise Self (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0387.html), Major Image (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0455.html), Mending (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0400.html), Silent Image (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0019.html), Summon Plot Exposition (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0013.html)
:haley:Haley Starshine
Chaotic Good (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0393.html), Human Female (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0029.html) Rogue (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0008.html) 12+ (probably 13)
Attributes (28 pt buy min):
Str 6-15 (high enough to run with Belkar, but must drag Roy)
Dex 20-21 (confirmed by the Giant, "modifier of +5")
Con ≥14 (no evidence, but consistent with Giant's description of Miko fight)
Int =14 (as smart as Roy, according to Dungeon Crawling Fools)
Wis ~10 (no evidence, prone to aphasia)
Cha ≥12 (clearly attractive and persuasive, but her Charisma's lower than Samantha's.)
Feats (6+1): Dodge, Manyshot (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0062.html), Martial Weapon Proficiency (longbow) (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0454.html), Point Blank Shot (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0062.html), Precise Shot (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0477.html), Ranged Pin (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0477.html), Rapid Shot (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0062.html).
Skills (≥159): Appraise (high), Bluff 15 or 16 (maxed ranks) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0412.html), Disable Device, Forgery, Hide 15, Knowledge (Arcane) (probable), Open Lock 15, Ride 0 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0141.html), Search, Sense Motive ≥2 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0171.html), Tumble (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0108.html), Use Rope ≥8...
Abilities: Human traits,Evasion (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0019.html), Improved uncanny dodge, Sneak attack (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0018.html) +7d6, 2 Special abilities (one is a feat), Trapfinding, Trap sense +4, Uncanny dodge
Items: 8 Bags of Holding (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0130.html), 1 bag of dragon hoard, 2 round gems (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0123.html), shortbow, longbow (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0454.html), quivers of green arrows (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0029.html) (inc'g silver and cold iron (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0062.html)), masterworked lockpicks (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0029.html), Roy's (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0474.html) Booty talisman (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0320.html), Roy's (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0474.html) greatsword +5 bane of those forsaken by the gods (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0297.html), ...
:vaarsuvius:Vaarsuvius
Non-evil (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0011.html) alignment, Elven (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0030.html) Ambiguously Gendered Wizard (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0009.html) 13 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0427.html)
Conjuration barred. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0340.html)
Attributes (20 pt buy min):
Str ≤9 ("I have a Strength penalty (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0245.html)")
Dex 10-11 (“no real attack bonus” on rays)
Con <=10 ("doesn't have a decent Con" according to the Giant, also, consistent with Giant's description of Miko fight)
Int ≥18 (tells ilithid s/he had 18 int. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0031.html) but it may have increased)
Wis 10-12 (“moderate wisdom”)
Cha ≤9 (“poor charisma”)
Feats (9): AlertnessB (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0003.html), Improved Counterspell (or makes heavy use of Dispels) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0166.html), Martial Weapon ProficiencyB (composite longbow, composite shortbow, longbow, longsword, rapier, shortbow and shortsword), Scribe ScrollB... Not Silent Spell or Still Spell (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0161.html)
Skills (97): Concentrate (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0041.html)≤15, Craft (Alchemy), Knowledge (Arcane), Listen (+2), Ride 0 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0141.html), Spot (+2), Search 0 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0030.html) (+2), Speak language (elven), Spellcraft...
Abilities: +2 v enchantment, Barred school (Conjuration (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0340.html), ??), Specialized school (Evocation), Favored class - wizard, Immune to sleep, Low-light vision, Summon familiar (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0003.html)
Items: Ring of Wizardry (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0130.html) (probably affects level 3 spells (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0323.html)), raven familiar (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0003.html), golden circlet, robes (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0186.html), spellbook, ink, paper (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0306.html), two small gemstones (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0123.html), some item that increases Intelligence by at least 4...
Spells (per day -- 4+1 6+1 6+1 5+1 5+1 4+1 4+1 2+1): Bull's Strength (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0104.html), Chain Lightning (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0106.html), Charm Monster (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0335.html), Cone of Cold (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0041.html), Crushing Despair (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0127.html), Detect Magic (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0116.html), Disintegrate (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0186.html), Dispel Magic (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0049.html), Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0020.html), Expeditious Retreat (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0005.html), Explosive Runes (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0092.html), Feather Fall (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0240.html), Fireball (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0020.html), Fire Trap (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0323.html), Grasping Hand (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0397.html), Haste (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0049.html), Hold Person (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0200.html), Hold Portal (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0178.html), Identify (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0009.html), Invisibility (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0157.html), discount Invisibility Sphere (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0088.html), Lightning Bolt (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0020.html), Magic Missile (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0065.html), Mass Bear's Endurance (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0427.html). Mass Bull's Strength (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0427.html), Mass Enlarge Person (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0427.html), Owl's Wisdom (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0058.html), Power Word Blind (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0306.html), Prestidigitation (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0323.html), Protection From Arrows (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0240.html), Scorching Ray (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0065.html), Sleep (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0065.html), Suggestion (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0178.html), Vampiric Touch (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/../comics/oots0049.html)...
Thanks to Wrecan and Kish (I compiled both of their entries)
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The Linear Guild
Note: Minor characters have been compressed inside Spoiler tags to save space.
:nale: Nale
Lawful Evil (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0057.html), Human Male, Fighter 3 - Rogue 3 - Sorcerer 6
(assumed to be Character Level 12, known to cast L3 spells)
Attributes:
Str ~14 (no evidence, but has Fighter levels)
Dex ~14 (no evidence, but has Rogue levels)
Con ~10 (no evidence)
Int ~14 (smart enough to devise fiendish plans)
Wis ~10 (no evidence)
Cha ~14 (no evidence, but has Sorcerer levels and leads the LG)
Feats (9): 2 fighter bonus feats (possibly Combat Expertise and Improved Disarm).
Skills (??): Bluff
Abilities: *Sneak attack +2d6, trapfinding, trap sense +1, evasion.
Items: +3 Longsword (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0347.html), chain shirt (probably masterwork to minimize spell failure chances), cure potions.
Known Spells: Charm Person (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0383.html), Expeditious Retreat (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0067.html), Suggestion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0394.html). Nale claims to specialize in Enchantment spells.
:sabine: Sabine
Chaotic Evil, Succubus (assumed from appearance and energy drain), Outsider 6 - Rogue 6
Attributes:
Str ~13 (base for Succubus)
Dex ~13 (base for Succubus)
Con ~13 (base for Succubus)
Int ~16 (base for Succubus)
Wis ~14 (base for Succubus)
Cha ~26 (base for Succubus)
Feats: Dodge, Mobility, Persuasive (standard for Succubus)
Skills (201): (standard for Succubus) Bluff +19, Concentration +10, Diplomacy +12, Disguise +17* (+19 acting), Escape Artist +10, Hide +10, Intimidate +19, Knowledge (any one) +12, Listen +19, Move Silently +10, Search +12, Spot +19, Survival +2 (+4 following tracks), Use Rope +1 (+3 with bindings).
Abilities: Energy drain, spell-like abilities, summon demon, DR 10/cold iron or good, darkvision 60 ft., immune to electricity and poison, resistance to acid 10, cold 10, and fire 10, spell resistance 18, telepathy 100 ft., tongues.
Items: Sabine carried a crossbow in the Dungeon of Dorukan, but hasn't been seen with it lately.
:thog: Thog
Chaotic Evil, Male Half-Orc, Fighter 2 - Barbarian 10
Attributes:
Str ~18 (no evidence, Half-Orc Barbarian)
Dex ~10 (no evidence)
Con ~18 (no evidence, Half-Orc Barbarian)
Int 8- (no evidence, Half-Orc Barbarian)
Wis ~10 (no evidence)
Cha ~10 (no evidence)
Feats (7): 2 Fighter bonus feats
Skills (50): Unknown
Abilities: Fast movement, rage 3/day, improved uncanny dodge, trap sense +3, DR 2/-, Darkvision, Orc Blood (for all effects related to race, a half-orc is considered an orc).
Items: +3 Great Axe (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0347.html) (currently held by Cliffport PD), medium armor, Celine Dion album, Leprechaun suit.
Part-time Members
Leeky Windstaff
Neutral Evil, Male Gnome, Druid 13+ (cast Firestorm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0359.html))
Attributes:
Str ~8 (no evidence)
Dex ~10 (no evidence)
Con ~12 (no evidence)
Int ~10 (no evidence)
Wis ~18 (no evidence, Druid)
Cha ~10 (no evidence)
Feats (5): Unknown
Skills (60): Unknown
Abilities: Low-Light Vision; +2 racial bonus on saving throws against illusions; +1 DC for all saving throws against illusion spells cast; +1 racial bonus on attack rolls against kobolds and goblinoids; +4 dodge bonus to Armor Class against monsters of the giant type; +2 racial bonus on Listen checks; +2 racial bonus on Craft (alchemy) checks; spell-Like abilities (CL 1; save DC 10 + Cha modifier + spell level): 1/day—speak with animals (burrowing mammal only, duration 1 minute), dancing lights, ghost sound, prestidigitation; wild shape (4/day, large/tiny/plant); venom immunity; resist nature's lure; trackless step; woodland stride; wild empathy; nature sense; animal companion.
Items: Staff (properties unknown, broken by Durkon's thunderclap)
Pompey
Chaotic Evil, Male Half-Elf, Wizard (Conjurer) 10 (possibly much lower)
Attributes:
Str ~10 (no evidence)
Dex ~10 (no evidence)
Con ~10 (no evidence)
Int ~18 (no evidence, Wizard)
Wis ~10 (no evidence)
Cha ~10 (no evidence)
Feats (8): Scribe scroll, 3 wizard bonus feats
Skills (78): Unknown
Abilities: Immune to sleep spells and similar magical effects; +2 racial bonus on saving throws against enchantment spells or effects; Low-Light Vision; +1 racial bonus on Listen, Search, and Spot checks; +2 racial bonus on Diplomacy and Gather Information checks.
Items: Unknown
Note: Pompey is assumed to be lower in level than other LG members because he was still in school.
Spells Known: Summon Monster II, at least 5 touch-range buff spells (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0350.html).
Yokyok
Male Kobold, Unknown Class (may include Duellist PrC)
Items: Rapier
This is probably all we'll ever know about Yokyok, since he was killed by a swarm of greedy adventurers before really demonstrating his abilities and his head made into a chip bowl by Belkar.
Hilgya
Female Dwarf, Cleric
Hilgya is known to worship Loki, and one of her domains is Fire.
Zz'dtri
Male Drow, Wizard
Yikyik
Male Kobold, Ranger
Team Evil
:xykon: Xykon
Evil, Human Male Lich, Sorcerer 20+ (reportedly knows three L9 spells and cast seven of them in one day)
Attributes:
Str ~10 (no evidence)
Dex ~10 (no evidence)
Con n/a (undead)
Int ~14 (smart enough to devise fiendish plans)
Wis ~10 (no evidence)
Cha 19+ (High-level Sorcerer, used Meteor Swarm)
Feats (7+): Craft Wondrous Item (required to make phylactery)
Skills (84+): Bluff (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/bluff.htm) (many ranks) - class skills are Bluff (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/bluff.htm) (Cha), Concentration (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/concentration.htm) (Con), Craft (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/craft.htm) (Int), Knowledge (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/knowledge.htm) (arcana) (Int), Profession (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/profession.htm) (Wis), and Spellcraft (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/spellcraft.htm) (Int). +8 racial bonus on Hide, Listen, Move Silently, Search, Sense Motive, and Spot checks.
Abilities: Fear aura, paralyzing touch, turn resistance, damage reduction, immunity to cold, electricity, polymorph, and mind-affecting attacks.
Items: Widescreen crystal ball, crown (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0434.html) that radiates evil (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0202.html).
Spells Known: Animate Dead (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0037.html), Finger of Death (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0430.html), Ghostform (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0370.html), Greater Invisibility (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0429.html), Lightning Bolt (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0037.html), Magic Missile (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0112.html), Meteor Swarm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0442.html), Overland Flight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0442.html), Shatter (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0112.html), Symbol of Pain (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0110.html), Symbol of Insanity (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0448.html), Teleport (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0192.html), Xykon's Moderately Escapable Forcecage (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0376.html).
:redcloak: Redcloak
Lawful Evil, Goblin Male, Cleric 15+
Attributes:
Str ~10 (no evidence)
Dex ~10 (no evidence)
Con ~10 (no evidence)
Int ~10 (no evidence)
Wis 20+ (save DC for L7 spell is >21 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0456.html))
Cha ~10 (no evidence)
Feats (5+): Extend Spell (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0451.html)
Skills (60+): Unknown; +4 racial bonus on Move Silently and Ride checks.
Abilities: Bolster/Rebuke/Command Undead, two Domains (unspecified: possibly Death and Destruction), darkvision 60'.
Items: Unholy symbol (also Xykon’s phylactery), Crimson Mantle.
:mitd: Monster in the Dark
Little is known (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2955060#post2955060) about the thing in the dark, but it is probably a credible threat to a party of 12th-or-higher level characters. We do know, however, that it has high damage resistance, it can hit very hard, and it doesn't know how to pull a punch (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0374.html).
Tsukiko
Evil, Human Female, Wizard 3+ / Cleric 3+ / Mystic Theurge 4+
(minimum Caster Level 7 for divine spells to cast Inflict Critical Wounds (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0446.html))
Attributes:
Str 10+ (no evidence)
Dex 10+ (no evidence)
Con 10+ (no clear evidence)
Int 14+ (minimum to cast Shout as a wizard)
Wis 14+ (minimum to cast Inflict Critical Wounds as a cleric)
Cha 10+ (no evidence, assumed not to be a Sorcerer or Favored Soul)
Feats (4+): Unknown.
Skills (?): Unknown.
Abilities: Unknown.
Items: Unknown.
Spells Known: Fly, Lightning Bolt, Shout.
The Sapphire Guard
:miko: Miko Miyazaki (deceased)
Lawful Good, Human Female, Monk 2 / Fallen Paladin (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0407.html) 12-14 (based on number of attacks per round)
Attributes:
Str 13+ (to wield Katana one-handed)
Dex 17+ (required for Improved 2-Weapon Fighting)
Con 12+ (no clear evidence, but has high damage capacity)
Int 10+ (not stupid, but no demonstration of high Int)
Wis 12+ (not yet seen to cast spells, but believed to have a positive modifier)
Cha 14+ (effective Divine Grace and substantial Laying On Hands)
Feats (7+): Two-Weapon Fighting, Improved Unarmed Strike, Stunning Fist, (Combat Reflexes or Deflect Arrows), Improved Two-Weapon Fighting, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Bastard Sword/Katana), Track.
Skills (40+): Ride, Survival +1, Handle Animal (not demonstrated, but likely), Knowledge (the Planes).
Abilities: Evasion, flurry of blows. Unavailable Paladin abilities spoilered-out.
Aura of good, detect evil, divine grace, lay on hands, aura of courage, divine health, turn undead, special mount (Windstriker), remove disease 2/week, smite evil 3/day, spells (1/1).
Items: Armor, Katana, Wakizashi, known to carry Cure potions.
Hinjo
Lawful Good, Human Male, Paladin 11+ (appears to have 3 attacks/round (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0453.html))
Attributes:
Str 10+ (no evidence)
Dex 10+ (no evidence)
Con 10+ (no clear evidence)
Int 10+ (not stupid, but no demonstration of high Int)
Wis 10+ (unknown, although probably enough to cast Paladin spells)
Cha 12+ (Laying On Hands heals wounds)
Feats (4+): Unknown.
Skills (?): Ride, Handle Animal (not demonstrated, but likely).
Abilities: Aura of good, detect evil, divine grace, lay on hands, aura of courage, divine health, turn undead, special mount (Dire Wolf "Argent"), remove disease, smite evil , spells (?).
Items: Cold-iron katana, armor.
Thanks to Runolfr
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