OotS-The Movie (Casting)

[PooAvenger]

Me and my friends were discussing casting options for an OotS live action movie and we came up with the following.

Now considering that all the characters and script/plot would remain loyal to the comic what would you think of the following cast:

Will Smith-Roy
Wynona(sp?) Ryder-Varsuvius(sp?)
Guy who played Gimli-Durkon
Wee-Man from Jackass-Belkar
Brad Pitt-Elan
Anthony Hopkins-Old guy who ran azure city
Spider-man's whiney girlfriend from the movies-Haley
Jim Carey-Xykon
Halli Berri-Succubi chick
Memoirs of a Geisha chick-Miko

Who would you pick to play who? Who would you want to direct it?

[thegreatmightynerd]

all due respect but...

every one of your choices is terrible and I hope you die painfully

all due respect,

[John_D]

Over the last few months or so, I've begun to hear James Woods' voice as Xykon speaks. He's certainly a locquacious villain, which would fit Woods' quick-fire delivery. Plus I <3 James Woods.

[Shikton]

A little scrolling would reveal this to you:

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51124

A 5 page thread on the exact same subject.

[Acyberexile]

I'd like to second the guy who said you should die horribly. With all due respect of course.

[hanzo66]

Answer...

Samuel L. Jackson-Everyone.

[EntilZha]

:roy: Andre Braugher

:haley: Leelee Sobieski

:elan: / :nale: Eric Johnson (the new Flash Gordon)

:durkon: Billy Connolly

:vaarsuvius: Johnny Depp

:belkar: Vin Diesel or Richard "Mack" Machowitz from "FutureWeapons"

:sabine: Beyonce Knowles

:thog: Adam Baldwin

:xykon: CGI, voice of Jeremy Kemp

:redcloak: CGI, voice of Gilbert Gottfried

:mitd: Voice of Will Ferrell

:miko: Zhang Ziyi

Eugene Greenhilt: Eddie Murphy, with the same kind of makeup and hair he used when playing Sherman Klump's dad, minus the fat suit.

Hinjo: Daniel Dae Kim

Lord Shojo: David Carradine

Samantha: Emily Browning

John Rhys-Davis as Durkon is a total freakin' cop-out.

Tilda Swinson as V is based on the misguided assumption that V is female.

[VanBuren]

Whoever voiced Khelgar in Neverwinter Nights 2 should to Durkon's voice. Classic Dwarf voice right there.